Sunday, June 08, 2008
Sundays in the Park with Jorge
Sometimes, on a lazy Sunday afternoon, you just gotta put on your best checkered tablecloth vest, blow-dry your mullet, and be the ball.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 2:25 PM 
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there's d-baggery everywhere in this picture. plus, the flabby chick in the black top isn't wearing panties.
Wow, definitely a Gay Pride event. This is the favorite stalking ground for douchebags. The two DBs on the grass are looking for Hotts. And by Hotts, I mean tablecloth Choad's ass.
They are totally ignoring the chicks in front of them!
They are totally ignoring the chicks in front of them!
# posted by 
: 2:52 PM
: 2:52 PM
Yo! Adrian, am I douchy enough with my mandana, bling, finish line flag vest over beater, grape smuggling shorts and hi-tops? How about the Prep H for my quads? Yo? Bra?
This is an interesting problem: where does douchebaggery end and simple flamboyant silly gay-ness begin?
IF he's not gay, then he's a hyperdouche. If he is gay, then is he just part of the parade? I know many many gay people, and none of them look like that. But this kind of flamboyance seems to be part of a subculture within the gay community. (along with Bears, twinks, leatherboys, etc.) so is it really douchebaggery when someone plays "dress up"? I tend to think not, as they knowingly engage in "dress up", while true douchebags simply don't know any different.
What an oddly interesting photo, except for the lack of Hotts.
IF he's not gay, then he's a hyperdouche. If he is gay, then is he just part of the parade? I know many many gay people, and none of them look like that. But this kind of flamboyance seems to be part of a subculture within the gay community. (along with Bears, twinks, leatherboys, etc.) so is it really douchebaggery when someone plays "dress up"? I tend to think not, as they knowingly engage in "dress up", while true douchebags simply don't know any different.
What an oddly interesting photo, except for the lack of Hotts.
# posted by : 2:58 PM
: 2:58 PM
Hey its the new Modern Incredible Hulk. He's more than just a working brute, he's down with Pride Picnics and Low Carb Applelicious Drinks.
# posted by : 3:01 PM
: 3:01 PM
I think this is the illegitimate love child of Herman Munster and our old pal Donkey Douche. And by old pal I mean tool.
# posted by : 3:01 PM
: 3:01 PM
@Pfah
I respectfully disagree, sir. Note Porky and the Pipecleaner to the right. The chinstrap and the welding goggles are all-American, my good man. The wimmins are fairly nondescript, but everything visible in the background reads typical county fair to me.
Except for poor Jorge. He looks like his time portal was set to the wrong frequency.
I respectfully disagree, sir. Note Porky and the Pipecleaner to the right. The chinstrap and the welding goggles are all-American, my good man. The wimmins are fairly nondescript, but everything visible in the background reads typical county fair to me.
Except for poor Jorge. He looks like his time portal was set to the wrong frequency.
# posted by : 3:47 PM
: 3:47 PM
Sadly, the Terminator arrived in the middle of a gay pride festival, leaving him with an unusual choice of clothing while he searches for Sarah Connor.
Shlump Bunyan is waiting for his blue ox to return with a tofu burger and a Baked Alaska. He's waiting for his girlfriend, Vira de Milo.
whiskey, tango, foxtrot... alot of wrong in this snapshot! cyber-douche T-349 looks like he is scanning for Sarah Conner at "Gayness on the Green" event, however, don't blame him for the outfit, he was beamed down into the extremely happy Palestinian bedouin tent nekkid & this is how they clad him.
# posted by : 4:01 PM
: 4:01 PM
@ doucheinahalfshell, you beat me to the T-4 reference while I was figuring out how to spell bedouin! damn you!
# posted by : 4:04 PM
: 4:04 PM
Tango just wanted to wear something flashy so Cash wouldn't miss him at the Capital Pride Festival in DC.
I'm trying to think of something to say about the chicks but I can't get the mental picture of Simon Phoenix or Sgt. John Spartan circa 2010 in San Angeles out of my head. Mmmmm, Lenina Huxley.
I'm trying to think of something to say about the chicks but I can't get the mental picture of Simon Phoenix or Sgt. John Spartan circa 2010 in San Angeles out of my head. Mmmmm, Lenina Huxley.
I think you all really missed it this time. This is, in fact, a person who's genetic credentials are most assuredly female. No one ... ok ... NO ONE ... and i've been to (not 'in' mind you) the East Village Halloween parade and SF ... NO ONE male unbuttplugged tied a knot in the vicinity of the belly button.
She may be from the future where there are 19 sexes and 72 official orientations ... but sorry you are all wrong.
She may be from the future where there are 19 sexes and 72 official orientations ... but sorry you are all wrong.
# posted by : 4:26 PM
: 4:26 PM
Jorge couldn't look more out of place if he were an overstuffed magenta sofa hovering 3 feet off the ground. Surreal. Entertaining. Vaguely disturbing. But no hott.
# posted by : 4:46 PM
: 4:46 PM
Crush from AMERICAN GLADIATORS may be the hottest chick on TV right now...what do you guys think?
http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/video/#mea=258326
Watch her on AMERICAN GLADIATORS on Mondays at 8/7c on NBC
http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/video/#mea=258326
Watch her on AMERICAN GLADIATORS on Mondays at 8/7c on NBC
I..........................................................................................................got nothing.
I for once am speechless.
I'm gonna go to suckle the Turkey Bottle, pass out, and revisit this tomorrow.
I.......still got nothin'....Good Lord.....
I for once am speechless.
I'm gonna go to suckle the Turkey Bottle, pass out, and revisit this tomorrow.
I.......still got nothin'....Good Lord.....
Gary flexed, released; flexed, released. He could tell that his bulging calve artery valves, standing out like an imbedded anal pull-rope, were making the shorties moist like Duncan Hines...
$20 this is in Atlanta.
My second guess would be Cleveland, because that shadow on the grass could be Plinky's Mom's arse...
$20 this is in Atlanta.
My second guess would be Cleveland, because that shadow on the grass could be Plinky's Mom's arse...
# posted by : 5:32 PM
: 5:32 PM
To quote Jackson Browne:
"Doctor, my eyes...."
More Turkey...STAT!
I don't even like Wild Turkey...Sock just needs the 101 right now....sweet amber sweat o' th' divilll....burn ye now me eyes...
"Doctor, my eyes...."
More Turkey...STAT!
I don't even like Wild Turkey...Sock just needs the 101 right now....sweet amber sweat o' th' divilll....burn ye now me eyes...
I see Jaromir's taking the playoff loss especially hard. It's okay buddy, there's always next year.
# posted by : 5:57 PM
: 5:57 PM
What's creating that weird shadow/sunshine pattern?
Is this the most inspired random photochop ever?
Is this the most inspired random photochop ever?
# posted by : 6:01 PM
: 6:01 PM
It's a good thing Croatia beat Austria today or I know two choads who would be getting a beating!
Beware the Hoolidouche!
Beware the Hoolidouche!
# posted by : 6:02 PM
: 6:02 PM
what's even more disturbing, is there was a moment when he was at home, getting dressed, and with a look in the mirror, thought he looked sharp.
Update: Schlump Bunyon is actually a peter-puffing pole-pirate. By his checkered-tie-front, he's into rough S&M and he signals this to other ass-rammers by twirling it around like a twelve year-old girl in a rhythmic gymnastics event.
My son had velcro close shoes just like Jorge's until he turned five years old and learned to laces. We were so proud of him.
# posted by : 6:26 PM
: 6:26 PM
I've been staring at this for 10 minutes and am just...stunned.
For sheer amusement value and surrealism this goes in right next to Still Life with Coors Light.
He appears to have dropped in from the mid-70's, a genetic experiment gone wrong in an attempt to cross breed Lou Ferrigno with Christopher Knight. Then he's wearing Mary-Anne's old Gilligan's Island costume.
In the immortal words of Rocket J. Squirrel, "Hokey Smokes, Bullwinkle".
Have I made enough old TV references?
And by TV I mean the muscular transvestite in the center of the photo.
For sheer amusement value and surrealism this goes in right next to Still Life with Coors Light.
He appears to have dropped in from the mid-70's, a genetic experiment gone wrong in an attempt to cross breed Lou Ferrigno with Christopher Knight. Then he's wearing Mary-Anne's old Gilligan's Island costume.
In the immortal words of Rocket J. Squirrel, "Hokey Smokes, Bullwinkle".
Have I made enough old TV references?
And by TV I mean the muscular transvestite in the center of the photo.
I really don't care if straight, gay transgender, huge moron, etc.
As some point somebody should have slapped the guy for leaving his dwelling like this.
Unbelievable, even as a costume!
As some point somebody should have slapped the guy for leaving his dwelling like this.
Unbelievable, even as a costume!
# posted by : 7:00 PM
: 7:00 PM
scabba goo done got dronk
laws hepp me he's stihl here...thank you sirr may i haff anither
-drkrkSockc
laws hepp me he's stihl here...thank you sirr may i haff anither
-drkrkSockc
# posted by : 7:02 PM
: 7:02 PM
I swear that's Jesper Parnevik on the left of the two guys sitting down. He's one of the biggest douches on the PGA Tour.
I look at this "guy?" and i just ..i want to say..what is..man this is just too much..I got nothing either, too much for me to comprehend.
Turdacious
Turdacious
# posted by : 7:38 PM
: 7:38 PM
I think only the back end of the mullet is real - I guess that means he really knows how to party in the rear.
For those of you that are wondering if this gentleman is gay, never stop to use a highway rest area mens room. It will just confuse you.
For the rest of us, I thought gaybags got a pass here, if for no other reason than for the systemic absence of hot chicks. I think we should leave Captain Pythons McAirSupply here alone.
For the rest of us, I thought gaybags got a pass here, if for no other reason than for the systemic absence of hot chicks. I think we should leave Captain Pythons McAirSupply here alone.
@scare-a-douche....you make a great point fellow 'bag hunter. yet, it's the shirts and shoes of the surrounding people that make me believe this picture was not taken in the States. i'd say Germany or somewhere in Eastern Europe.
if i'm wrong, i'll admit it, but i honestly don't think i am.
can anyone verify the location of this picture?
if i'm wrong, i'll admit it, but i honestly don't think i am.
can anyone verify the location of this picture?
He forgot to remove his gravity boots. All those upside-down sit ups must have made all the blood run to his bouffant.
Notice that in the safety of daylight with no more than an early afternoon buzz, the hotts don't appear to be in any immediate danger. Fast forward a few hours and a couple bottles of Grey Goose later, they'll be rubbing some more Preparation H on his thighs after the club.
STOP!
Or my mom will shoot.
@pfah
I can't verify the locale but the shirts and shoes especially make me think this is not the US. That and the fact that four people are drinking 12 oz. cans of Heineken.
Believe me: if Velcro anti-gravity high-tops were available in the US I would be wearing them right now.
Or my mom will shoot.
@pfah
I can't verify the locale but the shirts and shoes especially make me think this is not the US. That and the fact that four people are drinking 12 oz. cans of Heineken.
Believe me: if Velcro anti-gravity high-tops were available in the US I would be wearing them right now.
# posted by : 8:38 PM
: 8:38 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you kidding me??? This pic is fucking gold. this will provide me with hours and hours of Depends-worthy laughter.
Nice calves. I have a sudden craving for spagetti. I wonder if he's got that rash fat people get on the inside of their thigh from the skin rubbing together. cuz that would be HOT.
Guys, this isn't real, right? I mean this guy is a comedian, right? Right?
Does he really think he's cool? His shoes look like cybernetic implants from an episode of the Six Million Dollar Man.
This dude is totally gay. I love him. He is precious. Where can I meet this guy?
Are you kidding me??? This pic is fucking gold. this will provide me with hours and hours of Depends-worthy laughter.
Nice calves. I have a sudden craving for spagetti. I wonder if he's got that rash fat people get on the inside of their thigh from the skin rubbing together. cuz that would be HOT.
Guys, this isn't real, right? I mean this guy is a comedian, right? Right?
Does he really think he's cool? His shoes look like cybernetic implants from an episode of the Six Million Dollar Man.
This dude is totally gay. I love him. He is precious. Where can I meet this guy?
# posted by : 8:50 PM
: 8:50 PM
If it wasn't for that spankin' checkered idiot wrap he's got, the villagers would take up torches and pitchforks and chase this douchemonster out of town.
I proclaim Jorge as the lonliest man on the planet... buffed & tan in a Dorothy outfit, can't find a friend at a gay euro picnic!
# posted by : 9:14 PM
: 9:14 PM
Excuse me, Mr. Canseco, but you're no longer required to provide Major League Baseball with urine samples.
ratadouchie @5:57... very impressive reference, my friend. Definite early 90's Jagr-like appearance.
My guess is that this pic was taken either in Brussels or Prague.
Chin-strap is probably French.
My guess is that this pic was taken either in Brussels or Prague.
Chin-strap is probably French.
# posted by : 9:35 PM
: 9:35 PM
Twenty bucks to anyone who adopts the look of Jorge as this year's Halloween costume.
# posted by : 9:43 PM
: 9:43 PM
@Pfah,
I'm going to agree with you here, and I'm going to go so far as to give you a country that I believe this is from: Bulgaria. Now, the reason for this is somewhat complicated, and it is as follows:
In the US, I have never seen Heineken in cans like that, they're all the mini-keg looking things. Now, I'm not a beer connoisseur, but I believe that's the case.
Now, the gentleman in the back left (red shirt), appears to be drinking a Stolichno Bock which is a Bulgarian beer.
Lastly, there are some countries that can be ruled out, as all of the writing is in Roman/Latin alphabet, so it is most likely not a Russian/former USSR country. So by process of elimination, I'm going to say we're looking at an Eastern European country, possibly Czech Republic/Slovakia, but I'm leaning towards Bulgaria.
Also, this guy scares me. It's nice to see Erik Estrada is still keeping himself in shape, although I do notice somewhat of a Ponch on him.
I'm going to agree with you here, and I'm going to go so far as to give you a country that I believe this is from: Bulgaria. Now, the reason for this is somewhat complicated, and it is as follows:
In the US, I have never seen Heineken in cans like that, they're all the mini-keg looking things. Now, I'm not a beer connoisseur, but I believe that's the case.
Now, the gentleman in the back left (red shirt), appears to be drinking a Stolichno Bock which is a Bulgarian beer.
Lastly, there are some countries that can be ruled out, as all of the writing is in Roman/Latin alphabet, so it is most likely not a Russian/former USSR country. So by process of elimination, I'm going to say we're looking at an Eastern European country, possibly Czech Republic/Slovakia, but I'm leaning towards Bulgaria.
Also, this guy scares me. It's nice to see Erik Estrada is still keeping himself in shape, although I do notice somewhat of a Ponch on him.
I actually pity this guy, as he probably doesn't have any friends if he's wearing a getup like that.
I find myself agreeing with the comedian angle. I'm seeing a roided and gayed-up Ronnie Dobbs here.
Or, on the fake-photo front, it strikes me as odd that noone in the picture seems as shocked by this guy as we all are. It's as if he's "not even there". Maybe the shock has just worn off, or Bulgarians are just used to seeing a lot of odd shit.
I, for one, am looking forward to Jorge's sophomore effort.
........shivver........eeeeaauuugh!
Or, on the fake-photo front, it strikes me as odd that noone in the picture seems as shocked by this guy as we all are. It's as if he's "not even there". Maybe the shock has just worn off, or Bulgarians are just used to seeing a lot of odd shit.
I, for one, am looking forward to Jorge's sophomore effort.
........shivver........eeeeaauuugh!
# posted by : 10:48 PM
: 10:48 PM
BTW, @babagadouche,
Seriously. Awesome. Name.
I work around a lot of pseudo-hippy vegetarians. That is some funny shit. Thanks.
Seriously. Awesome. Name.
I work around a lot of pseudo-hippy vegetarians. That is some funny shit. Thanks.
# posted by : 10:51 PM
: 10:51 PM
I just can't believe that the people around him would not stop and stare.
Unless...
Aha! Everyone's wearing sunglasses! He's trolling for ass at a school for the blind.
Run!!! He doesn't really have a kitten in his van!!!
Unless...
Aha! Everyone's wearing sunglasses! He's trolling for ass at a school for the blind.
Run!!! He doesn't really have a kitten in his van!!!
# posted by : 11:15 PM
: 11:15 PM
Looks like someone challenged Rocky to a dance off, and he showed up to accept. How in the fuck does anyone leave the house looking like that and think it's not only acceptable, but cool? Where is the choad wagon to take this tool to the Soylent Green factory?
# posted by : 12:22 AM
: 12:22 AM
Janet Reno sure has aged well since she left the ATF!
btw, the shadow/sun pattern is deffinitely suspect - janet does not even leave a shadow.
btw, the shadow/sun pattern is deffinitely suspect - janet does not even leave a shadow.
# posted by : 1:40 AM
: 1:40 AM
I am both ashamed and amused to enlighten you all that this fine specimen of a man hails from my native South Africa. He came, he saw, he conquered. He's become a sensation overnight thanks to this pic and has even appeared in some local advertising, T-shirts, the lot. We refer to this particular breed of douche as "The Dutchman", categorised by a thick Afrikaans accent and a penchant for roids, meat and a lekker dop (nice drink of brandy and coke.) Vernon Koekemoer be thy name...we are not worthy! See our local news site for an explanation....if you DARE!
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=139&art_id=vn20080320080119105C679269
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=139&art_id=vn20080320080119105C679269
# posted by : 4:09 AM
: 4:09 AM
Vern is not a douche! He's 100% Dutchman - there's no contesting that - but he doesn't deserve to be on this site at all!
# posted by : 4:34 AM
: 4:34 AM
@Pfah and douche quixote
I guess we were all wrong. This is South Africa we're looking at, hence the confusion. The red Marc Ecko shirt top left and blue paper "over 21" wristbands threw me off.
Jorge still looks confused and out of place.
I guess we were all wrong. This is South Africa we're looking at, hence the confusion. The red Marc Ecko shirt top left and blue paper "over 21" wristbands threw me off.
Jorge still looks confused and out of place.
# posted by : 5:38 AM
: 5:38 AM
Modulas wrote:
Vern is not a douche! He's 100% Dutchman - there's no contesting that - but he doesn't deserve to be on this site at all!
How do you figure? He has all the traits of an uberdouche.
Steroid pumped bod? check.
Mullet? Check.
Gold Chain? Check.
Shirt open half way to navel? check.
Horrific dress sense? Check.
The guy's a douchebag. A narcissistic self-absorbed idiotic douchebag.
Vern is not a douche! He's 100% Dutchman - there's no contesting that - but he doesn't deserve to be on this site at all!
How do you figure? He has all the traits of an uberdouche.
Steroid pumped bod? check.
Mullet? Check.
Gold Chain? Check.
Shirt open half way to navel? check.
Horrific dress sense? Check.
The guy's a douchebag. A narcissistic self-absorbed idiotic douchebag.
# posted by : 6:28 AM
: 6:28 AM
A Facebook page dedicated to Vernon, with some excellent photoshop work in the picture folder.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8958217590
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8958217590
# posted by : 6:32 AM
: 6:32 AM
Holy shit: he's in a VIDEO!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnsDzu4yVDo
The world has come to an end.
look him up on youtube.
EEEEK!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnsDzu4yVDo
The world has come to an end.
look him up on youtube.
EEEEK!!!
# posted by : 6:36 AM
: 6:36 AM
it appears we have unwittingly stepped into a South African publicity machine.
He has a fan club. The club has a facebook page:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8958217590
The guys is a total douche for exploiting his steroid addiction, and an uberdouche for having one in the first place.
He has a fan club. The club has a facebook page:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8958217590
The guys is a total douche for exploiting his steroid addiction, and an uberdouche for having one in the first place.
# posted by : 6:55 AM
: 6:55 AM
my final point on this:
He is the South African equivalent of The Gator and William Hung.
Giving him more attention only feeds his pathetic attempt at fame, and his delusional fan base. Gator has fans too. William Hung has fans. Hung, however, is NOT a douche - just a harmless lunatic who fell into a few minutes of fame.
This is awful. I want to rip my own brain out after swirling in the same biosphere as Vernon here. Ugh.
He is the South African equivalent of The Gator and William Hung.
Giving him more attention only feeds his pathetic attempt at fame, and his delusional fan base. Gator has fans too. William Hung has fans. Hung, however, is NOT a douche - just a harmless lunatic who fell into a few minutes of fame.
This is awful. I want to rip my own brain out after swirling in the same biosphere as Vernon here. Ugh.
# posted by : 7:00 AM
: 7:00 AM
Please don't forget about the douche bag sitting in the background to the right with the "I'm not fat" chin strap.
This was not a fake photo. The shadow is a pavilion, concert going on, the wristbands are for beer. But there seems to be no mixed couples? Rock on gay bait.
# posted by : 8:40 AM
: 8:40 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA his real name is Cassie HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...ok i guess i've got way too much time on my hands cuz i just went through all the pics in the facebook group. his name really is Cassie too, Cassie Booyse. Explains alot, doesn't it? Although if you had to choose a fake name, why the hell would you choose VERNON KOEKEMOER? South Africa must be a really strange place.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=955590&op=1&o=all&view=all&subj=8958217590&aid=-1&oid=8958217590&id=669584417#pid=2710170&id=876185073
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=955590&op=1&o=all&view=all&subj=8958217590&aid=-1&oid=8958217590&id=669584417#pid=2710170&id=876185073
# posted by : 8:51 AM
: 8:51 AM
Say what you all want about him, but I love this man. I want him to be my bosom buddy, my best friend and confidante. I want him to be there for me on days where I feel fat and mediocre.
I'm going to create an altar in dedication to him in my closet.
I'm going to create an altar in dedication to him in my closet.
# posted by : 10:41 AM
: 10:41 AM
Obviously this guy doesn't have any friends. If so they would have waved him off this particular outfit.
Is this Michael Madsen researching an upcoming role as a gay man in South Africa?
Seriously, I have never laughed harder while checking this site as I did just now reading these comments.
Seriously, I have never laughed harder while checking this site as I did just now reading these comments.
# posted by : 12:47 PM
: 12:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5BdBb96qyg&NR=1
Vern is in a commercial with Chuck Norris.
Vern is in a commercial with Chuck Norris.
# posted by : 1:25 PM
: 1:25 PM
I feel like I've been cheated out of the splendor of this photo now that I realize this guy is not the lonely freak he first appeared to be. This picture had the potential to be an all-time great and now it's just Vern, Chuck and chicken thighs at Fango's.
instant hall of scrote here.
Bra, this bra registers at least a 8.6 on the douchester scale.
Like a time traveller from the valley of 1984 lands in the strange new world of 2008.
Bra, this bra registers at least a 8.6 on the douchester scale.
Like a time traveller from the valley of 1984 lands in the strange new world of 2008.
# posted by : 11:20 PM
: 11:20 PM
Technically, although he IS a douche, he is not with a hot chick or hot chicks. If you'll notice the pairing of the people at said park, you'll see he is trolling for rod.
# posted by : 5:32 AM
: 5:32 AM
Just an fyi, I'm pretty sure this guy is just one of the joke 'personalities' played by a Canadian comedian.
# posted by : 7:11 AM
: 7:11 AM
I'd be so dead if I ever saw this in real life. The laughter wouldn't stop until he pummelled me lifeless.
# posted by : 8:19 AM
: 8:19 AM
hahaha man...the laughter caused by that picture has woken me up far better than my morning cup of coffee.
# posted by : 8:54 AM
: 8:54 AM
holy. shit.
Vernon hath left me saking and sweaty. I have seen the face of time and I am bereft.
Vernon hath left me saking and sweaty. I have seen the face of time and I am bereft.
# posted by : 1:32 PM
: 1:32 PM
@anon 7:11 - that dude isn't Canadian, he's got an Africaans accent. Check out other videos of him behind the scenes (i know you wanna) and you'll see.
Damn - that accent's weird. It's sounds like he's got two personalities: one with an Australian accent and one with a Dutch accent, and they are both reeling drunk or have a learning disability.
But this is coming from someone who's never left North America, so what the hell do i know.
Damn - that accent's weird. It's sounds like he's got two personalities: one with an Australian accent and one with a Dutch accent, and they are both reeling drunk or have a learning disability.
But this is coming from someone who's never left North America, so what the hell do i know.
# posted by : 3:34 PM
: 3:34 PM
Ok... all I see is douchebag. Not hot chick, at least not with him. Though this is a good illustration of the ultimate end of the douche: Alone, visions of former douchal glory still imprinted on his brain, hotts having left a long time ago and are now crazy, bitter divorcees. Satan has claimed yet another soul.
That's Vernon Koekermoer - South Africa's answer to Rambo.
"I am here to beat up kaffirs and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."
"I am here to beat up kaffirs and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."
# posted by : 7:41 PM
: 7:41 PM
has no one yet commented on the sondheim reference? you never cease to amaze me, db1.
# posted by : 12:21 AM
: 12:21 AM
The other day my coworker posted this pic of Jorge (Vern)outside their cubicle. Needless to say it was taken down by a supervisor in a hurry due to another coworker's complaint.
The reason my supervisor provided was that the same-sex pairings in the background offended someone in my office. That turned out to be false.
The coworker who was offended was a lady who is twice the size of Vern and could take him in a mullet fight to the death (how's that for a phsycial description?). Apparently she felt that the pic set gay rights back a few hundred years.
WTF? If a mullet, flannel, and thighs the size of tree trunks offends you, then maybe the pic isn't setting back gay rights, you are.
What actually sets rights back is when you choose to exercise them by taking away other people's rights (don't we have a right to make fun of weird looking people who don't fit into society?.
But this isn't the forum to discuss rights...
The reason my supervisor provided was that the same-sex pairings in the background offended someone in my office. That turned out to be false.
The coworker who was offended was a lady who is twice the size of Vern and could take him in a mullet fight to the death (how's that for a phsycial description?). Apparently she felt that the pic set gay rights back a few hundred years.
WTF? If a mullet, flannel, and thighs the size of tree trunks offends you, then maybe the pic isn't setting back gay rights, you are.
What actually sets rights back is when you choose to exercise them by taking away other people's rights (don't we have a right to make fun of weird looking people who don't fit into society?.
But this isn't the forum to discuss rights...
# posted by : 9:11 AM
: 9:11 AM
I would have liked to see this picture win the Guggenheim award. I just gotta know where this is. If you look at the clothes, I'd have to say the US based on the skate shoes, Mark Ecko tee, and the douche is wearing high top Nikes. Another thing is the weird shadow patterns - wtf are those. Definitely a douchecock.
# posted by : 6:11 PM
: 6:11 PM
OMG this is either an ubergoof we have fallen for or this dude tied that thing in a knot and went OUTSIDE. Wowza! This cant be real. Although he is standing alone with a "why no Americans speak to me" look on his Siberian exchange student face. I will never forget you Jorge. You fuck.
# posted by : 8:33 AM
: 8:33 AM
i've read this site a lot but never commented. i just couldn't leave this alone, however. this picture is the ultimate triumph of silliness. it's like monty python at their best. the completely tragic sense of how out of place vernon is just makes me giggle endlessly. i've never laughed harder at anything on this website.
i think mr. biggs hit on something important. this has to be hall of scrote material, because this is a douche-defining photo. it gives us a rare glimpse of the ultimate end of The Douche; it's like catching a glorious glimpse of a brilliant supernova. either that or this is a masterful work of performance art. either way, it's an all-time classic.
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i think mr. biggs hit on something important. this has to be hall of scrote material, because this is a douche-defining photo. it gives us a rare glimpse of the ultimate end of The Douche; it's like catching a glorious glimpse of a brilliant supernova. either that or this is a masterful work of performance art. either way, it's an all-time classic.
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