hey, isnt that the douche from celebrity rehab? douche away
 

Big Head and 'Lil Head revisited?
 

The Keebler Elves just called...
They seem to be missing a worker.
 

Tweedle Cum and Tweedle Pee have matching dog tags...how cute!!!
 

Why do I smell rancid meat and BO when I look at this pic?

I have a bad feeling that these two girls' feet are floating off the coast of British Columbia thanks to these two scrotes.
 

Cell block D called, your conjugal visit is over.
 

Mini-Me Douche Clone?
 

Heh, heh--good one on Big Head/Li'l Head...
 

the maid had a helluva time cleaning room 625 at La Quinta suites after this travesty...
 

Come my douchebag
Come, come my douchebag
You my butter-scrote
Silly douchebag

Is this Ed Harris's son hanging out with some twins and a white dingleberry?
 

I see a restraining order in someone's future!
 

Big Head Choad is the twat from Celebrity Fit Club and that abortion of a band Crazytown.

They did that shitty song Butterfly - Come my lady come come my lady, you're my butterfly sugar baby.

His huge cranium is actually tilted in a way as to acknowledge his douche factor by saying - "yes, please hit me right here clear on my chin".
 

Wait--can the "Hott Chick" be your big sister or your stepmother?

You're changin' the game on us, Dawg!
 

94 lbs of douche!
 

That douche in the front is like 12 years old.

Man, they keep gettin' younger...
 

dude looks like he needs to have someone give him a good left hook to straighten his jaw back out
Nothing good can come of anything to do with this group of Choad/Bleeth
 

From left:

Bleeth1: "giggle!"

Douchebag: "Yeah take the pikcha MUTHAFUCKA. So's me and bleethy here can go do some maky maky."

Bleeth2: "Giggle!"

ScroteBoy: Man, I am like so fuckin' high. IF I can stand up straight maybe I can bang the fat bleeth who's like proppin' my stoned and sorry ass up here..."


Also: WTF is up with dogtags? Have the idiot denizens of the USA so deeply internalised the fascism of their pathetic government that they now feel compelled to adorn themselves with military bling so we can identify their bodies after they've been exterminated at some anonymous DHS transit camp?
 

Vin Weasel and Skeeter have their day.
 

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The great thing about the Deep South is that these douchebags dont exist except in Florida. Mostly in Panama City, Daytona and Miami during spring break. I guess thats the only time the government lets them leave Jersey and Staten Island.

In my town we have bass fishing douchebags wearing generic polos and wraparound bass fishing, nascar sunglasses. Then we have imitation Holister douchebags. A whole group of fags where all Holister.

But nothing is better than seeing the classic overly tanned douchebag from this site.
 

Oh man these too are just too pathetic. I couldn't even get mad I just started laughing when I saw the pic. I think that's the same reaction the ladies are having in this pic. Ahahahah, you go on with your bad selves OG Funky Smurf and MC "Im a tough rocker douche."
 

Meth is a hell of a drug.
 

The douche on the left looks like Shifty Shellshock from the band Crazy Town (Hall of Scrote quality douche) and the douche on the right is going to be receiving welfare checks we pay for in a few more years...
 

His mom--whom I suspect is the lady pictured on the left--should really get him a Norelco Triple-Header for his sixteenth birthday.
 

If this picture was used in birth control ads, contraceptive use would triple overnight. They look like they smell so bad, it makes the air around them taste funny.

And is the skinny little ratboy here actually wearing an undershirt under his white tee? WTF?

Still looking for the hott.
 

That baglet can't be more than 14. Those facial pubes have gotta be ink too.

Seriously, what kind of slack-jawed mouthbreather commits to that much hardcore ink that young? "Yo yo yo - ah wassum sweet ink of dis bangin' ho wiff beego tittaaaaaayze goan right up mah whole arm sos every muddafugga ken see it, yo. Iss gonna be so tighEEEEEET!" That poor, dumb dick.

And that's how Randy lost his job at Domino's and ended up giving hummers for meth behind the A&W. The End.
 

@ baron

yeah, but Randy gives the best hummers in the Tri-county area. you really get a lot for your 5 bucks...



........or so i've heard
 

@baio-dome, 10:23 a.m. -

First, they have to actually be hott - these two fail.

But you have the stepmother thing pegged. No doubt this is an "extended family."
 

Oh my, starry eyed douche surprise!
 

I hadn't realized that The Make a Wish Foundation was fulfilling requests to be a Bag for the night.
 

Isn't this shifty from celebrity rehab and that gay band? I'm not trying to be funny i think it's really him.
 

I didn't know it was legal to tattoo chimps.
 

ahhhh this what is called the Rehad douche bag
 

Please tell me that the 12-year old kid fell asleep early at a sleepover and his friends went at his arms and neck with sharpies. Otherwise, here is how the rest of his life is going to play out:

Employer: May I help you?

Douchetween: Yo dog..I wants to apply for a job..

Employer: You need to leave immediately.

(Repeat every day for 40 years)
 

The bleeth on the left looks like the daughter of the bleeth on the right, whom I'm guessing got knocked up when she was 15, then had scrote-boy two years later.

Step-dad says scrote-boy is "the best French Kisser he's ever had".

The family that douches together....
 

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Dude with the hat crafted from a mold of the Barrington Crater just broke the world record for "Most tattoos on a twelve-year-old."