As Gavin always said, you can't "puff your boxers" when you buy your underwear in the fag section at American Apparel.
 

*Sigh!*

Once Kelley flashed the "Suburban Gangsta" hand signal, the doucheignosis began to look rather grim.

I think she is stuck with "My Sha-Bone-A" and his skinny Knack-tie for awhile.
 

I think the Hotts boobies were thrown overboard instead of the Douche
 

I know this kid and this picture doesn't even show half the doucheness of this grundle-stain
 

Why do these douches think that the Jerry Springer guest look---neck tie, unbuttoned shirt---looks good?

Why is the hott with the JBF hair rockin' the maternity top?
If it's his, there is a God,
and he is a wrathful God.
Or maybe just ironic.

$100 8-ball
 

That guy looks 100% punchable. I'd love seeing him spit out a handful of Chicklets®.

- D.S.
 

Celebrating their gift certificate for a free hairbraid in Ocho Rios, are this weeks happy winners of the egg/spoon relay on the Carnival Jubilee.
 

This strange yet misguided fashion disaster must understand that no one would miss an opportunity to push his fashion disastered a@@ overboard. The lady next to him looks like that "rock on" sign may soon be thrusted into her misguided friend's eye.
 

Does she look embarrassed to be there or is it just me?

-TDV
 

@annonymous/8-ball--

"Jerry Springer guest look"= classic!

That maternity top is suspect...is she spa-DOO(che)-gi-fied??

Maybe the Douchespawn will rebel against his parents and shop at Brooks Brothers and never sign unless he is talking to a deaf guy....

And not get a tattoo unless he is really 'faced and in the Navy....

...and not undie-flash...
 

i know i must be old. this baggy pants/shown underwear thing pisses me off. it makes these assclowns look too stupid to keep their fucking pants on properly. i just don't get it. is it "street"? is it "thug"?

whatever.

you have a belt on, i suggest you google "how to use a belt" if you need some tips. i realize that you'll probably come across sites with tips on using a belt sander, and this could be useful as well.

on your face.

i really hope this sad trend dies an undignified death soon.

the only undergarments that should be seen poking up from jeans should be a thong.

on a woman.
 

Yo! I know him.
He was in my dorm freshman year and we wound up pledging Delta Kappa together.

He's not a douche. He's actually really funny cool guy. He's just goofing here, He would always share his Nair & Axe with all the bros, have a full load of roofies for the bitches and would always help out whenever you just wanted to chill and get a reach-around.

Plus, you really should take it easy on him on here. The tie is in commemoration of Ralphie, his hamster, who died from SARS when he was like nine.

B-sides, y'all fagits just jealous and wanna be like him, yeh?




sar·casm [sahr-kaz-uhm]
–noun 1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark
 

With the rope firmly around his neck, Johnny threw his last ‘bag gestures to the crowd before being keelhauled by the Dutch Naval commander for Indouchent Exposure.
 

"Douche overboard!"
 

Matt Leinart. Put your hands down. Step away from the hott. Go take care of your baby.
 

Pointing. at. his. spiderman. undies.
 

I keep hoping that monster from The Host will jump up and munch this useless garbage-douche.
 

i hope god strikes his pubes with crabs so big the discover channel sends a film crew there
 

@DB1
"douchcident"

Don't you mean AXEcident?

Play some gta, sip some Train and let the joke write itself, muh brudda.
 

Hey wasnt this the guy on Datelines Bro Rape most wanted list?!

He had raped soo many of his bros!
 

As shown by the blurry figure of the hott in the picture, it appears that she is being transmogrified into a Stage 1 Bleeth.

I bet we can't get an iceberg if we wanted one right now.

"AXEcident" -- great work Baron. Why hasn't that been seen before? Was it just too easy? DB1 wants to challenge us. "We don't need no stinkin' pablum."
 

Dane Cook 'bag groupie...
 

the question is not could she be saved, the question is would it be worth it, sure there is a short term upside, but alas the bleeth is persistent and the upkeep on virus control is tedious once the afterglow fades...
i guess the bag rstionale is why buy nice panties if you can't show em off...thats why the scrote shows his drawers, why the caged bag wears his bling...
 

The 90s called...they want their Calvin Klein tighty whiteys back.

At least his douche gesture resembles a "less than" symbol aimed at the hottie...I know I would go mathematical over her ass...after cutting off the rocker hand.
 

@ Johnny Scrotten

I was never so glad as when my son had to get a job....that's when it stops....he grew up a white boy in the hood, and did it because it was thug, and could speak perfect 'Urban', turning it on and off like a lightswitch, and then, he got a real job. And. it. Stopped.
 

I would say she could be saved if it were not for the hand signal--that practically SCREAMS, "I drank the Douche-Laid."
 

Hand signals can be unlearned with proper aversion therapy--what concerns me is when someone pointed out the maternity top.

If sperminated by a douche, the douchebag will have at least 40% child custody.

So everytime he picks up Mini-Me, he will leave his scent of Summer's Eve Island Splash.
 

@ Madame Doucheaud's House of Axe
"Douche-Laid."

(ahem)

Tool-Aid, maybe?

I am officially offering my services as a joke re-writer starting now.
 

Yes, "Tool-Aid" is better.

Sorry, I misplaced my Oxford's Douchelegiate Dictionary...
 

Dick-tionary.

heh heh heh
 

Anyone notice his resemblance to Tom Cruise, the zenith of douche?
 

@'Ol Bagnanimous...

that's good news. it's nice to know that the kids can find their way sometimes. it sounds like your son had his head screwed on straight from the start. i have no doubt that it had much to do with you.

that being said, your kid is lucky he could walk away from that "style". it seems that once some kids start down that road, there's no turning back.


hence this site....
 

@douche bigalow:

"Celebrating their gift certificate for a free hairbraid in Ocho Rios, are this weeks happy winners of the egg/spoon relay on the Carnival Jubilee.

Well played, my friend.

Well played.
 

This guy isn't a bag... Yet. Although he is heading down a dark path. Keep the alcohol and sweet meat flowing and a douchebag you will be Cowboy. That girl is in a lot of trouble...
 

How can anyone say this guy isn't a douche? He's the biggest douche I've seen since the Hooligan. He's wearing a tie with an open shirt while pointing at his prominently displayed boxers and making a bag hand gesture and bag face all at once. What a fucking douchebag.

Also, where was this picture taken, Hell?
 

She is lovely, that is all.
 

He does kinda look like Tom Cruise. All the more reason to hate him. There's just so much wrong with this picture. Why bother with a belt if you ain't gonna use it? I hope she ain't preggers. That's all we need. This choad polluting the gene pool. Where's an iceberg when you need one?
 

Who are we kidding about the Hott? From the looks of things, she is definitely waking up wearing the unbuttoned bagshirt we see here, covered in the jagerbomb brown and shame of this night. At least she's got the shocker down...it'll come in handy.
 

@anon 7:07

This picture was actually taken in world 8 of Super Mario Bros 3 right before someone pushed this idiot in front of a tank