W.T.F!!!

This shitbag needs to die.

NOW!
 

at least it looks like she's in on the joke, or at least I hope so.

maybe this photo was taken moments before she poked him in the eyes with her left hand?

she's got to be careful though, because there's another douche lurking behind them.
 

I'm beginning to tire of the "blowout" and spiked hair regimen.

Any clearly follicle enhanced douche-scrotes should be hereby relegated to a sub-category. One of which I am not currently able to classify.

Anyone have ideas?
 

It looks like someone photoshopped it on.
 

Holy shit! Kyle Gass and that dude from Flock of Seagulls had a kid?

Whodathunk.

I'm just glad I got here first so I could go ahead and get that F.O.S.G. out of the way. Too easy.
 

Oh, come ON!! Can't you see how in the center area of his head that spiky poo is at least three inches shorter and 1/2 as thick as the sides?!?!

DUDE IS BALDING AND TRYING TO ROCK A SPOOJOB!!

("spoojob" = spike-job made of poo)
 

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Tips for The Stalkster... shave the noggin.... trade in that 'Affliction' style tee for something solid... set the drink down... unhand the bitch... and go for a jog. You get that head down 3 or 4 pounds and then we'll discuss you stepping back in da club.
 

i'd take this mature latin hottie over the underage hoes in the other picture anyday
 

Unbefuckinglievable. I never thought I'd see him again. If this dufus clownbag is poking the hott without paying for it, then I give up. Fuck Wheatstalks.
 

I'm speechless- and great picture to end my week!!

Enjoy fellow baggers!!!
 

This one made laugh out loud in my office...people must think I'm nuts.

The pic speaks for itself..

Hard to judge the age of the Hott..don't matter tho..
 

i dub thee douchehenge...
el doucherino
 

dammit, should have been scrotehenge...im no good after lunch.
el d
 

OMG The Heatmiser died his hair blonde!!

http://www.maurylaws.com/Heatmiser.jpg

This dude looks like Dan Akroyd after his electroshock therapy. After seeing this pic, I'm rushing out to buy stock in companies that make hair gel. His hair must weigh 10 pounds. And, as an added bonus, it's crunchy!


As for the spanish hot, I'd do her.
 

Is that shirt design an image of himself? I dunno, I can't muster up much rage for this freak. Plus, it would be fun to play paper football and use his hair as the goalposts.
 

He's not balding, LA County Fire Dept. just cut a firebreak in his hairline. It is brush fire season, after all, and that shit is a hazard if i've ever seen one.


Speaking of which, I'd like to volunteer my services to inspect stage-3 bleeth's clearcut to make sure it's up to code, especially in the back canyon. The hills look good.
 

Peace out... I have spray tan appointment. Happy bagging... you all have a fun weekend.
 

She is PTP
He is DB
 

As someone noted above, his hair is lower and thinner in the middle, indicating, HE'S GOING BALD. Of course, bleaching the fuck out of it, and loading it up with a tub of crisco and then frying it with a hair dryer isn't going to do much to keep it around, either. His shirt has an image of the hindu god "Mahadoucha".

The bleeth is only a level 2 and a bit on the "Pneumatic side", as in BOOBIES!!!!
 

Hey, that's my boyfriend you're making fun of!
 

my favorite is the line between tan/pink near his rapidly retreating hairline.

ugh!

@douchey smurf...

awesome avatar! well done, my friend!
 

Rush Lim-bag gettin' jiggy wid it!
 

if that's who you choose to rut with, you obviously have major personality flaws too complex to be dealt with in this forum....







....i'll wait while you go to www.dictionary.com and look up the above words and realize that i'm not so subtley making fun of your worthless ass too.
 

This guy would just be another fat slob off the street if it wasnt for that stupid hair.

How can someone wake up everyday, look in the mirror, and think that birds nest looks good?
 

@d smurf...sick av...scrotebob douchepants has serious comp with that...all u need is a tribal on the neck.
 

I thought Nick Bollea was in jail. How does someone think this is a "good look for me"? That guy in the back looks like he just got cock-blocked by this douche. He had no idea what he was up against.
 

I hope he rocks that when it's bald in the middle. Crown of Douche!

Uh, this chick is WAAAY hotter than the last bleeth.....I am thinking she is throwing that "V" my way...
 

Wha?!?!!!!!???!

This is all sorts off wrong, even she's laughing.
I'm going to have to drink this off. later, nice weekend x
 

Karl Rove was deeply shocked at Obama's victory announcement.
 

The universal contradiction of douche vs hott has been raised a few bars today.

GOD she is so freakin HOT.
 

Awww shit! I can't help but laugh at the thought this guy thinks he is cool, he looks like he has seen a ghost but hasn't realised it yet....only his has risen to the occasion....lol. Doesn't anyone tell him he looks a total numptie!
 

I expect that at any minute she'll peel off her face to reveal John Voigt.
 

someone please run a lawnmower over his hay field.
 

@ darksock

nothing but net on that one. comedic gold, as always.


@ douchey smurf

way to 'keep it real' w/ avatar.
dem niggaz will surely never take yo pride.


it is offically beer-thirty by my watch. cheers and salutations to fellow bag hunters everywhere...
 

"Damn, Mom. Bleach on my shirt again? That's the last time I let you do my laundry. Plus I was saving the Clorox for my head."

Seriously, what is that on his shirt? Looks like an Asian religious symbol, in which case maybe we should get yesterday's Asianbag to kick his ass.
 

@ Dawn o' Douche:

It's a negative-image of an Inchine Bhudda.

He is a negative-image of a Portland barrista.
 

John Goodman and (insert fat guy's name here) had a love child.
Douche is going whack in Reno at the car salesman get together.
After viewing him it's obvious life is good as long as we have these schmucks to poke with a sharp stick. Thanks DB1.
Beer time.
 

We should stop making fun of this dude, or he'll use his remote-controlled psycho-killer to get us!
 

With a "do" like that , that dude better be some major badass, or carry a gun because I know I would smash it down and thus start a fight if I saw that in public.
 

What ever happened to Smash Mouth?

"Hey now, you're a douchebag.
Lose the blowout,
Your shirt's gay.

Hey now, Chiquita Banana,
Peel my pants off,
Get laid!"

And all that glitters is gold...her dress on my floor.
 

is this the comb-over of the future? this guy looks like some cheesy villian out of a bad Joel Schumacher Batman and Robin movie...

-ifionlyhadadouche
 

Downgrade?! Downgrade?!
 

Am thinking Cameron Diaz and Something About Mary X a good few when I look at that numptie's hair..thats some scary shit how vain he is! Her..........well lets face it! ultra white teeth, stiff tits!...a marriage made in heaven those two!.....lol
 

This is truly sad. That hairdo looked cool on Wayne Static, but perhaps that was because he wasn't balding, nor had a small child or monkey style his hair. Plus he's not a tubby bitch, like this choad. Or maybe it's just because Wayne is cool, and this guy isn't.

...

Actually, that kind of looks ike Wayne behind him, singing ”I’m with Stupid”
 

Ray Bolger's prodigal son. Cannonballing Red Bull and e85 in a rocks tumbler.
 

@darksock i just got up from the floor on that one. hoooly shit. you never cease to fucking kill me man.

this is one of those pics with no rage factor. it's just funny as shit.
 

yes, this guy is a bag.
yes, some of the related comments are funny.
now, can we all stops sucking each other's dicks?
 

@anon 3:33

sure, any suggestions as to what else to do?

perhaps you could give us all something to do with our lives?

no?

then go away.
 

Well, if he's trying to divert attention from his average cracker assbag face, he's accomplished it. It beats having to develop a personality.
 

anon 3:33:

Who's suckin dicks? I'm just sitting here reading. I guess I didn't get the memo there was a dick-sucking session going on. Are women invited or is this one of those "Sausage Parties"? Cuz i'm getting a little bored here...
 

Wheaty's doo was much thicker until he heard about how much the gasohol refiners were paying per bushel.
 

Is this guy roaming Chicago?
God help us!
 

He walked into SuperCuts and said, "What can you do to make me look like I'm in Powerman 5000?"

I don't know about any downgrade, all I see is major hott with two lumps of sugar.
 

Oh how I dig the Chicas. I dig them so very much.
 

Isnt this hott none other than vanessa manillo? Current fun bag of Nick Lachey? I feel dirty for even knowing this.
 

My kingdom for a thresher.....
 

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Facing his naked self in the fog-clouded mirror, it was at this very moment Kevin realized that the whole of the universe was swirling and expanding as reflexively as his breathing, as the earth revolved on its ancient axis and somewhere on the planet it would always be noon or midnight. As his consciousness formed these wondrous thoughts and visions he became aware of the rushing tides of birth and death of all those countless others like himself, unceasing as the oceans' waves and as unconfined as wind.

This sudden awareness enguled him as though he were wrapped securely in a blanket of shifting snow and he wholly surrendered to it, closing his eyes and drowsily considered that this could be the very moment at which he would feel this life drop away under his feet into a seamless velvet darkness, taking him with no resistance whatsoever.

But then he realized that if he wanted to crush some hot ass tonight, he better throw his hair up in bitchin' spikes, swipe on a base of MAC foundation and rub on a streak of blush and douse himself with Axe Vice before heading out in the freshly-detailed 325 to meet his boys down at RawOrange. Ten-thirty? Fuck!
 

Airfare to Mexico ------- $742
Asian themed T-shirt --- $18
Slo Gin Fizz ---------------$6

Seeing your hair stand on end when you learn the chick you just got a BJ from is really a dude --- PRICELESS!
 

ok...this guy is worthy to be on here! I thought you were going to disappoint me again but not this one!
 

Kudos to Wheatstalks, a man of truly breathtaking douchesperency...
 

Agree with mcnegropod and turd ferguson. That, sir, is no downgrade.
 

nice squash, u been smokin that reefer?
 

fat guns on hott with likely large brown aereolas. I likey. Couple that with her flashing the international sign for cunnilingus, this is 'bag o' the week worthy. I am enchanted by the cinnamon-skinned goddess.
 

End the month now. We have a winner.
 

No shit. I saw this fucking fool on Art Mann Presents about two days ago. Why do people keep giving this whack-ass air time and publicity?? Don't they understand that they are just contributing to the problem? This guy needs to have his hair chopped off... at the neck!! What the hell is wrong with this hott? Why in God's name would a creature as fine as her want to have her picture taken with this scrote captain? Must've been a part of a scavenger hunt or something. I was going to go to bed and beat off to some porn, but now I think I'll have another Stoli and Diet Rock Star! Oh the humanity.......
 

this thread has been pwned by darksock. all other inquires and/or attempts at humor, please goto Helen Waite.
 

did anyone notice the hotts take on the shocker? it appears to be in some kind of dual vag configuration.
 

Clearly, this man has no ego and a great sense of humor. Right? Right?!

And she is so hott, that I can actually look at this picture and not see him at all.
 

has anyone noticed the douche in the background? I had the same look on my face when I saw this pic
 

heh heh thx BCS

@anon 3:33 -

You've clearly pined for years to regurtitate Harvey Keitel's line from Pulp Fiction; congrats on finally having a shot to whip it out. Goodonya, I say; it's the 4th best line in that movie. Sweet.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must suck Don't Wheeze The Douche's dick and say that "my kingdom for a thresher" made me fart involuntarily...
 

Hey, while you're sucking dicks.....
 

Are you f'ing kidding me? No really, ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME?!
 

i would love to see mel gibson being directed by m knight shamadouche creating crop circles in the wheat field and then all 3 dying horrific deaths.
"if you scrote, the terrorists win"
 

I think part of his hair is taking on a diminished mass due to the stench of excrement emanating from the half face douche on his right. The stench may also account for the bleeth's hand signal. But then again, I am no scientist
 

Boris Yeltzdouche
 

Xenus Court Jester
 

CONGRATULATIONS!


Wheatstalk you offically have been nominated for a 2008 Douchie!


The crown must now be defferred from "Douchesplosion" to Wheatstalk!
 

HALL OF SCROTE!



HALL OF SCROTE!



HALL OF SCROTE!



HALL OF SCROTE!



I demand a ballot initiative to place Wheatstalks into the HoS

I call in Proposition Scroteteen
 

Hott downgrade??? Are u fukin nutts. This Hott is hotter than the last three put together. Come on, re-evaluate that statement.
Stalkdouche must have loads of money, period. Pathetic.
 

She is showing the International sign of cunninglingus, with pinky up the ass. Sweet.
 

I'm begging every power in the universe that she is just posing with this fool as a joke. Please, Powers That Be. Please. You can't be this cruel.
 

OH SHIT! Bart Simpson is real!!
 

look out goku!! it's.... oh wait..just a scrote