What the hell would ever possess a homo like this to think anyone would ever want his greasy gourd trashin up a great photo op like that? I'll never understand it. He's so gay that he's not even turning around to enjoy it.

Deuche Baggilo
 

Looks like he's sort of p!$$ed off to be there.

That's a shame, because this picture would have been so incomplete without him.
 

none of them are "my type". The one in the middle is OK. The one on the right just has a big fat ass, next to a big stupid ass.
 

The chix are just passable.
The douche is STILL waaay outta' his league.
 

What's up with the white pants? Are they jeans? Do they have footprint stains on the thighs?
 

(L to R): Booty.....booty.....booty.....bunghole.

If two out of three ain't bad, and four out of five dentists recommend Trident gum for their patients who chew gum, then three out of four apparently means there's still an unwelcome douchebag in the mix.
 

all of them are "my type" as long as i dont see their faces. its so sad that they are with a jackass like him. I hope for their sake he is photoshopped in the pic!
 

All is see is 4 asses

Ill be here all week folks, and don't forget to try the veal
 

Those marks on his pants are from being on his knees so much. He's trying make his head look an ass in hopes guys will mistake his mouth for an a hole.
 

Smells like a P2P car show photo op to me. Wonderful asses and a grade A demon-eyed scrote. Vaguely nauseating. A nice capture.
 

i'm sure their parents are proud.
 

4 pros in this pix:

3 strippers

1 douchebag



....and from the looks of things, i believe he's in the process of shitting himself.....
 

You know when those chicks are do wiping they still need to wipe. Asses like that always end up with a little smelly residue left over. And there it is on the right.
 

You know when those chicks are do wiping they still need to wipe. Asses like that always end up with a little smelly residue left over. And there it is on the right.
 

Car 54 log 2130hrs 23456 __________ Blvd.
Pulled over dark blue SUV for dragging a DB (torn pant legs). IDd three TBCH (Tanned Butt Cheek Hotts); they assumed the position. TBCHs released on their own recognizance; DB arrested and booked.
Bag em' Dano.
 

LOS ANGELES (AP)- Police have made a crucial arrest as they continue to break apart a large criminal ring of poo-smelling douchebags.

In an undercover sting operation, Officer Monica Bumtastic was able to apprehend Douche Ring Leader Scrote Baggerstein, who has had a long criminal record of douche-related activity since his freshman year at San Diego State University.

"The poo smell was almost enough to cause me to blow my cover," Bumtastic told reporters at a press conference Sunday night.

Baggerstein has been charged with 720 counts of intense douchosity, and could face up to 25 years if convicted.
 

I think knee-stained, ass sniffer douche's shirt is straight-up Wendy's drive thru manager circa 1987.
 

does anyone else smell fast food, Proactive, AXE, and tampons?


maybe it's just me.
 

Magician Douche Blaine photographed with 3 of his assistants prior to his patented "Fingers Disappearing in the Buttholes" trick.

It's... magic!
 

"Please! Everybody quiet!"

"Drumroll, please!"

*brmrmrmbrmrmbmrbmrmbmrmbmrm*

"Aigh!"

"Eek!"

"Guck!"

*applause and cheers*

"Thank you! Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen! Don't forget to tip your wait staff!"
 

Yo! Bra!! This is what six kilos in the front seat will buy you foo schnickens. Six cheeks of fine Grade A salami bo-yee!! Sheaaat. Ignore this foo' Officer Dicknutt’s footprint on my right knee for the pic yo. He’s making me walk the line last! Bee-heotch.
 

O.J. called, his Bruno Magli's were nowhere near the right leg of anyone's crime scene.
 

Once the tire was finally fixed on his shuttle van, Francisco called all the ladies from the Oh-K.Y. Corall out to capture his moment of triumpf.

... I'm flipping back and forth between this and Espn and getting bored...
 

And by triumpf, I meant triumph. The. last. PBR. being. swallowed. now.
 

Look at that huge hemorrhoid growing out of the hott on the right's ass.
 

Cows can be cute, I've even seen some pretty cows.They're still COWS, though
 

They're plumpers, DB1. What's the name of your site ?
 

They may be in Miami but Florida is well known for their southern fried d'bags. These chunkers are living proof of a steady diet of sweet tea, fried chicken, & rum runners. Billy Bob Douche certainly likes what he sees, maxed out Southern Belles showing off their juicy lumps.
 

"In a tragic sequence of events early Saturday, Wendy "Three Finger" Bozzini, was killed instantly, when a truck driver mistook her for the entrance to the Holland Tunnel"
 

ladies for the last time...the white line is dangerous...it exposes you to all kinds of douchebags...i like the butts you can call em fat,but i dare say we would all hit all three in any combination offered
 

I haven't made a face like that since the last time I got Axe Kilo and Binaca mixed up.

Which was an hour ago....
 

@ my sun named tzu:

i like the butts you can call em fat,but i dare say we would all hit all three in any combination offered

Agreed. I think there's a lot of folks seeking perfection on here. DB1 gives us plenty of that (see, e.g., Zippy's hott), but even here, I'd say only Yellow Shorts Hott is "plump," and she's still not hideous, y'know? Blondie on the left even seems to have a nice thin waist, gracefully expanding to a luscious, round terminus. And by "terminus," I mean "nice ass."

Lighten up and enjoy the mounds. Which is pretty much what I'd say to the 'bag pictured.
 

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Meh, has anyone here not diddled a fat chick at any point in their career? Raise your hand. Thought not.

I wouldn't say any of these suspects are fat, by the classic definition. Nor would I say that any of them are classy, either. Not by a long shot.

Which is why Powder Blue Roadkill loves them so.
 

I don't see Waldouche. Am I blind?

Dr. Moreau from South Park says:
"And here, is a minivan, with three asses."

Am I old-fashioned or are they in their panties? Girls don't wear this in public now do they? And by girls I mean hookers.
I don't get these girls. If I was going to pose like this, I'd want it to be NOT with a choadstick (I found him!) pointing with pursed lips, rabies-eyes and partially digested WHITE JEANS.
 

Wait a minute there's a dude in this picture????

DB1 why must you lie?
 

Ever since he started hanging around with Jeff Gordan, Dale Jr.'s looked like he's been watching a lot of Queer Eye
 

three bongos and a kick drum.

heesahdouche.

they are all 5'4 brandy bleeths and not to be public bangs, but would be done on vacation, surely you agree?
 

At some point you have to consider the Douchebag with Douchbagettes factor. Yes this guy may be a Douchebag, but in spite of being somewhat attractive, these girls are total skeezes. Douchebag with Skankydiseaseinfestedclubhos might be about right on this one.
 

They were in James Brown's mud-horn section.