Something tells me purple dress hott did NOT pull his pants down.

The guy in the back looks lost in gazing at those two big yellow things.
 

Blondie in back is fighting a massive upchuck.
 

Is that a cocaine thumbnail?
 

While he's not THE whitest black guy I've ever seen, he's up there...
 

Fairly certain that's at M Bar in Atlanta and I worked with that guy...he seemed so mild mannered a year ago...

Army of Douche-ness
 

Fairly certain that's at M Bar in Atlanta and I worked with that guy...he seemed so mild mannered a year ago...

Army of Douche-ness
 

I don't know about Escher--but I would like to take the Rorschach test by staring at the blonde hott's box really closely.

By the way, nice MAN-icure.
 

He looks like King Douchuous incognito. Seriously ... he has on some glasses and a hat (bad hair day?), but that might be him on a rare off-(i.e., being a massive sloshing plastic bottle full of watter and vinegar)-night.

You can keep the hoodrats, though. To quote Leon Phelps, "Just your garden variety bus station skanks".
 

...too...much...fake...tanning...
 

An orange girl walks by
you wish you could sex her
but you're sticking out your tongue
like you was Gene Simmons.
 

Mere seconds after this picture was taken, Escher was ordered to finish clearing off the tables and then go back to the keg room and change out tap #3.
 

Anonymous - 1:55 PM said, "Blondie in back is fighting a massive upchuck."

I'm also fighting the urge after seeing this pic. I'm with the guy in the back - I'd rather stare at two yellow liquor containers that the bleeths in this pic.

I like how the two non-bag guys in the picture can't be bothered with the skanks two feet away. But the bag is drawn to them.
 

Methinks we're missing the Hot Chick quotient in this formula.
 

Holy shit, is that magic johnson in the purple tee?
 

At least he is not "poking" the beer--'cause that would be a Man Law violation.
 

Gentlemen chillin' at the bar on the right thinks "there's too much forehead in the foreground for this foreman."
 

Where is this bar, 1980 Soviet Russia?
 

from left to right:
Pregger chick disgusted, leaves in 2 secs
orange hair toungue slut fake titted'Ho, waitin' for the Cum shot
its a Maayin', baybay!
Blonde hott on bar only good thing about pic
just some dumb assed slut who can't find a Dick if she can't see it
extra douche creds for giving hand gesture while holding two Coronas, loses the points for the reading glasses
some dude pissing in the corner
Dude who's going to give the C-shot on number 2
 

are we entirely certain this is a bar and not someone's auntie's recroom?
 

I like how somebody pulled the old Magic-Marker-on-the-binoculars gag on these broads and none of 'em seemed to notice.
 

If he wasn't a Brutha, we would be attacking the headband...

...I'm just sayin'...
 

Er...wait, is it a headband or a stocking cap?

Whatever...he got a Brutha Pass on it.
 

WTF is with the tongue on ebon purple hott? Good lord, I wouldn't want to see that coming at me in a dark alley.
 

This is either a trainwreck, or a WNBA after party.
Chicken heads, coke hoes, and Kobe F-N Bryant sippin' gin and juice thru a straw!
How can you tell it's free beer? Cause broman is holding TWO beers.

IFYM
 

my best friend Harry had a brother Boobie,
in 5 days from now they're gonna Boobie,
he's hoping you can make it if you can, cuz in the ceremony you'll be the best Boobies....

ah yes- I remember the remix well.
 

Tongue slut in the back is all kinds of fugly.

Tongue 'bag in front is displaying wholly natural reaction to tasting the burro urine known as 'Corona'.
 

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is Amy Winehouse dead yet?
 

@ snoop douchey:

You notice how you never see a REAL MEXICAN drinking Corona?

I suspect it's 'cause they know they all whizzed in it.
 

I love the expression on pregnant-looking girl on the left. She's thinking, "Man, I gotta get my baby outta here, or it'll be born with the douche/bleeth virus."
 

@ baio-dome

No shit, huh? Corona is great if you love skunky beer, like MGD. Blech.

Pacifico and Dos Equis are much better and almost as widely available.

Oh, and for the love of god, no fruit in beer.
 

@anonymous:

That's just what I heard--and I have been to Mexico five times and I have never seen one real Mexican drinking it, ever.

Oh, well--it's better for you than the WATER in Mexico, I will give it that...

...and please wait six months until after I last shagged the blonde hott in the orange before you call her.

Man Law!

(I guess that means you can call her right now...)
 

@ John Wilkes Douche

Damn it! That's just what I was thinking...
 

Three guesses what the white substance coating his tongue is.
 

@ baio-dome

I think he's wearing a 'doo rag' and a baseball cap... drinking a corona (or two...)

I feel like this is some kind of cultural anachronism...
 

nice fake cans to go with fake tan on blondie.

it's true, our brown bruthas laugh when they see whitey drinkin' corona... bring on the bohemia!
 

OOOO, OOOO I know who the father is!
 

I'm going to agree that this looks a lot like HRH King Douchous, or at least a loyal subject of his. Second, that's not Magic Johnson, it's Chris Carter, the old Vikings receiver. Third, none of these girls do it for me, although blondie in front seems to have a nice little curvature to her, even if it came from JC Penney.

I'd also like to paraphrase the great Gogol Bordello to the girlie on the right, please STOP wearing purple, you're ruining it for me...
 

Corona - used to be called

(obscure cultural reference)
"Bear Whiz Beer". It's in the water! That's why it's yella!
 

Left to right:

Chick 1: Chute, I can't believe I'm taking a photo with these people.

Chick 2: Since my boobs are hanging out and my stomach is exposed, I better go for the hat trick with the tongue. Yeah, that's hot.

Chick 3: I'm the hottest bitch in this room.

Chick 4: That bitch in front blew my man the other night.

Chick 5: I looked in his crotch area and found nothing, maybe I'll look over here.

Choad: No matter what I do right now, I'm gonna end up on HCwDB, so might as well douche it up.

Tennessee: WTF am I doing here?
 

No hot chicks here. Bunch of skanks.
Throw them back out in the alley.
Shove that mutant thumbnail up your arse scroat,then down your reptilian mouth.
 

Serious question here: Where in the world did this "look" begin? And why on earth would any guy think that this makes him attractive and/or cool?

This site amazes me. I read it every day. And I am in awe of the douchiness I see.

Why does anyone think this kind of appearance makes him attractive?!

Thanks.
Bill
 

5 chickenheads and 2 brotha bags.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Dear Lord! Look at those tongues! THEY ARE FUCKING HUGE!

WAY TOO SICK!
 

I dunno,not full douche bags....yet.There is still hope for these scrotes,as there is no bottle of Grey Goose.
 

Enough, with the ghettoscrote.
 

@anonymous:

Shouldn't they rename "'do rags"...."DON'T rags"??
 

Wow, maxed out multiethnic bleeth scrote here.

This can't be the first sighting of black bleeth could it?

Is black bleeth, bleath?
 

Gotta give the brotha' on the right a pass. No bling, no hand gestures, no nothin'; just chillin' at a party.
If he's a bag, then we all are.
 

More like M.C. Pull-Your-Damn-Fucking-Pants-Up-You-Fucking-Skidmark. He's an asshole just for wearing those pants BELOW the crackline.
 

pretty sure this is in Knoxville TN and I know orange hott. And she is indeed all that is skank.