Schweet 1984 reference, DB1.
 

Is Jesse James back there going to take a pipe wrench to these Monster Douches?
 

hemp wrist bracelet?!? very douchey!
 

I believe the striped blue shirt agent is about to demonstrate the 2 finger tracheotomy technique
 

I Loved those two Douches in The Matrix Reloaded as the Albino Twins. Is it me or does Soccer Mom #1 between the 2 Orange Whips look like she's been Photo-shopped in???


P.S. - I "heart" soccer moms!
 

I think it's a mother/daughter, but they could still both be soccer moms, I guess.
I'd let em play on my traveling handball team.

As for the Wal-Mart twins...nice ensemble (or is that insymbol?), so that's what a $100 gift card at WM will get you these days.
 

now, this is the ubiquitous striped shirt--douche attire circa 2002.

Come with some new 'ish oldbags
 

When I look at this pic, I think of two things: Swedish Androids and swinging as hard as I can with a 34 oz baseball bat.
 

i look at this and say:

"no. they can't be serious, can they? they're just fucking around right? this can't be real, i don't believe it!"

and 'that guy' in the back looks at me and says:

"yeah, dude. it's real. believe it. just be glad you're not living this hell like i am."
 

These boys are so hardcore they like to show off their anal chains.

Ministry of Truth to all.

And these dipwads need to hit Carousel.
 

"WHERE are we going?"
"To Planet Douche!"

"WHEN?"
"Real Soon!!!"
 

What does the finger to the lips sign mean?

This is the second time I have seen it in a week.

Does the LA County Interagency Gang Task Force know about this new underworld organization?
 

It's unfortunate that the orange popsicles somehow forced the soccer mom's to wear their same jewelry.
 

I have no words to describe the blonde between the 2 bags.

I just have a boner.
 

I'd like to slide a piece of rebar between the chain and neck and twist until the head pops off.

I'm hoping that this photo was snapped right before Mark in the back went apeshit on the room with a sawed off shotgun.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Thadeus never saw Mark’s fist coming… but he felt its impact as it slid clear into his ascending colon. He contained his exhilaration by pursing his lips and clenching Alyson’s knee.
 

Redshirt Orangina tried really, really hard to crap himself without anyone noticing. Chuck noticed, however, and retold the Night the Douchebag Shat Himself stories year after year, eventually boring his children to the point that they stuck him in an old-folks home at the age of 53.
 

I think that fucktard in the middle is dead. They're carting him around on a two-wheeler. Weekend at Bernie's Douche.
 

Soccer moms or not, I'd happily score on a header with either one of 'em.

Or, preferably, both.
 

hey, call me crazy, but aren't these two choads none other than the semi-famous The Stereodouchtonic Twins (STDS)?

maybe?

i might be drunk.
 

You know...you try your hardest to get through Monday. Sit down at your computer terminal at work, looking to waste time until 5pm....then blam...an image so grotesque and vile that I just sprayed the monitor with my coffee. Thanks DB1. Next time consider that it's Monday before releasing an image that inspires violence.

If someone out there knows who these twin tower dbs are please, please put them out of their misery.
 

QUICK! Someone poured orange Gatorade all over my best buddy, Scroat McChoad; not once, by TWICE!
 

These two fellas (like many others) are either related... or spending so much time together that they are starting to look like one another. My money is on the latter rather than the former.

The bitch on the right has bigger guns than Electric Blue Collar Popper. Let's just call him John The Popper.

- Douchey Smurf
 

these fuck-choads double-plus suck
 

I'm getting a very Zaphod Beeblebrox vibe from the douche in the middle ... maybe it's the extra head sprouting from his shoulder. At least their jewelry matches.

Seriously, is this the first "Hover Bleeth" sighting or am I losing my mind? Oh crap, now there's one on the other side! Now, with spinach chin.

Christ, I need a drink.
 

@ pfah

not std's... no "Teenage Mutant Turtle" sippy cup, they are wearing shirts (albeit bad ones), hair not spiked, no ab display, & not nearly orange enough...

these 2 produce plenty of bile production, but no regurgatory spasms
 

@pfah: i think they are Stereo Douchetonic Twin Wannabes. I initially though this might be them, but the absence of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles water bottle, and the presence of shirts leads me to believe it is not them. As you know I was a huge STD fan, so this is extremely important to me. At this point, these 2 could be the front-runners for Douchiest Twins of the Year. Damn, the Douchies are only 5 months away. Where has the time gone??
 

The rare Doppelganger Oompah Loompah twins on holiday at "Sunset Beach". It appears as though the Bleeths are trying to hold down his collar as though they are slightly embarrassed to be seen with such doucheness, and the blue twin is displaying his patented "Two Fingered Collar Pop" technique in order to restore order to his brother's deflated neck brace. Where's Waldouche's smirk is priceless.
 

however, I believe they may be STD turds
 

"One of these kids is doin his own thing....."
 

they do look rather douchetronic
 

Wherever they are, these two douche's must be doing well for themselves. They have not yet headed down to the local mall to sell their 10lb gold neck chains for cash to pay their rent ...
 

Mark appreciated the party everyone threw to celebrate the delivery of his $10,000 Perfect Clone RealDoll®, but he began to wish his guests would leave so he could finally just go fuck himself.
 

I sincerely hope that Pops Collar on the left is going to do us all a favor and do a Three Stooges Eye Poke(tm) to the asshole wearing the dashiki.
 

2 girls 1 ... no, 2 choads.
 

5 bucks one of them drives a H3
or, perhaps an Escalade
The ladies roll in matching Lexus', and the one on the left hasn't opened her eyes during sex for ten years, the one the right is a spitter...
The guy in the back has seen ALL of this shit before.. in his thought bubble,'these fucks NEVER tip'
 

mannequin douche
 

This is like a really bad doublemint commercial. The expression on the guy in the back pretty much sums it, "Yup. Douchebags".

The mom on the right can spit on me any day.
 

The one in the middle in a mannequin. look how the fingers on the shoulder are bent they are applying so much pressure, yet the shoulder show no indentation. notice the absolute symmetry.
 

these are the stereo-douchtonic twins little bros there bro.
-bravely anonymous
 

Ok if these two aren't the STDs, then they've done a hell of a lot of studying. They even seemed to get the girlie to pose with them again. Isn't the girl in the pic the same as the first appearance of the STDs? It's hard to tell with the different angle, etc. but I'd put money on these being the twins.
 

the stds' are now in the Matrix?
 

I thought red-shirt-douche was Dee Snider gone douche. Ouch.
 

oh god. they are atrocious. definite douches of the week.
 

The zombie in red looks like he's made of ballistic gelatin...perfect for me to zero in my AR-15 with Black Hills 77g Sierra Match King ammo.

The dude in back looks as if he is getting ready to exit stage left, before the douchetastic scrote in blue exfoliates raw Axe.

The two blonde soccer moms are MILFs.
 

everytime i look at these douchebags caught on film, I can't help but wonder, do these chodes even have a personality? I can't imagine any of these ass bags being having any more personality then a wet carrot. I can only imagine their spare time consists of jerking off to muscle fitness magazines, scoping out deals on hair products, and blasting their pecs at the gym. Yet, they still get attractive women - though Im sure they equal their counterparts in intellectual prowess, and conversational savy. I've heard ignorance is bliss, however.
 

"There is a party in the Crab Nebula you guys can come to."
 

devastating.
 

good Agent 'Bag call, creature!
 

I think the guy in back has his fist up lefty cheicks's rectum. She's so gaped out from her date with Lex the porn stud that she does not notice until halfway through the evening when the foul stench finally reaches through her coked out nostrils.
 

Two Mannatwins walk into a bar and one says:

"Allow Myself To....Intro...duce...Myself"

Pop collar is such a braggart,

"Ya I packed my bros lunch twice today now he's walking funny"
 

Any chance that bleeth on the right is Joey P's skanky orange loving ho?
 

The face of the guy in the back captures the essence of this site so perfectly...If DB1 were king that face should be on the coin of the realm.
 

Oh my goodness.....these scrotes doused themselves in Axe bodyspray and then rolled around in ground cinnamon.

Or was it ground cumin?

However, perhaps "pump kin" is more fitting for these two.....
 

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do




Oompa Loompa Song
Violet Beauregarde

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do




Oompa Loompa Song
Veruca Salt

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do




Oompa Loompa Song
Mike Teevee

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?

You'll get no... you'll get no... you'll get no commercials

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
 

Sir, I'm from Tallahassee. I can say this much from experience: there is no competing with the dancing chicken at our fair. It's the best dancing chicken in all the land.

It doesn't matter what these Euro-drone choads do. When they bust out their glow sticks, our chicken prevails. If they take off their sunglasses and start shooting greasy laser beams at soccer mom hotts, our chicken prevails. Even if their striped shirts were to suddenly merge together Voltron-style to create the ultimate in douche apparel, our mother-fucking chicken prevails.

Don't insult us like this again or you won't be welcome in our town for next year's fair. You will have to catch that shit in Quincy.
 

double mint shit.
 

These are the two guys from "Dude Where's My Car." Have you seen the "continuum transfunctioner?"
 

@ anon 12:40pm

LMFAO. Beau geste, mon ami!
 

Is the guy in the middle dead and his "friends" are hauling him around weekend at Bernie's style? He's got the color of some dude that had just gotten pimped out at the funeral home. Anyway, the guys are db's.
 

Isn`t that the 2 german douche-fags from "Dude, where`s my car"?