Let her go man.

She is cute and definitely not a Bleeth...just a girl who is trying to get back at daddy and make some wrong choices and "find herself".

Other hotties will come.
 

Tom, your dignity is worth far more than any boobie hott! Maintain that dignity at all times and never stoop to douche level.

I can see why you despair, but it's clearly her loss. Let her go to the douche if she insists on style over substance.
 

This Boatbag is raising his red cup in victory now...

Little does he know that he will lose Perky McBoobs to the first Boatdouche who comes along with a tribal tatt', 3-D glasses, AND a fauxhawk.
 

Is that Cyclops?
 

lets start a fund raiser for finishing up his tattoo
 

If I were you Tom, I’d dump the douche conversion idea for a tactic that has never failed me. I would write her a letter that went like this:

My dear Hott,

As the number of grains are numbered in the sand, so too shall the number of days be spent by yours truly, quietly tickling your belly button with my earlobes.

The end.

The task will keep you busy, but for her, it would be worth it.
 

The I'd smash this prick over the head with my empty bottle of Maker's.
 

It does appear to be Cyclops and Maria Bello on a boat.
 

That tattoo is gonna look so SICK when it is done! Right bros?!?
 

I'm sorry that this gorgeous hott chose this scumbag over you, Tom. Just remember though, douches are over-zealous individuals who will eventually form their own colony (probably Jersey) and they'll eventually kill each other off when there aren't enough tanning beds or tattoo parlors to meet everyone's demands.

Keep fighting the good fight my friend. If this hott is going to let herself stoop to this level of scrote, she's not worth your time.
 

That dude is tap-dancing on douche status, but he needs that one or two other factors -- a hat tilt, a hand gesture ...
I'd probably hate her more than him, dude.
 

Hey Tom,

Damn, does this guy fly fighter jets, or something?

But fear not, for it is not long before this chest-shaving boatbag will break her heart and no amount of water vessalage, nor Prep H will assuage her grief and she will long for the good times she shared with you.

And then you can get revenge pussy on the boatbag, for by then, you'll have met an equally fine catch with naturally round boobies, alluring smile, and blonde box.
 

"Ater I get my cousin to finish my tribal...I'm gonna start on my sic sleeve...it's gonna have a dragon and a wizard on it....bro ham!-wird"
 

money says this dude's got the money to finish the tatt...

the "artist" (to use the term loosely) probably had to stop inking him because he was crying and squirming too much.

awful, awful stuff.








nice boobies, though...
 

Don't let her get away! Those boobs will haunt you forever. Hell, they're already haunting me.

My guess on the tat....the Geico Gecko?
 

There once was a boatbaggy scrote,
Who took Tommy-Boy's girl on a boat,
I'll shatter his glasses,
cover her in molasses,
and shoot a big load in her throat.

(sorry Tom)
 

This pic makes me feel like screamin'
I'm sure it left Tommy-Boy steamin'
This Hott needs a lesson,
I'll roll her in Wesson,
and give her not seamen, but semen.

Butt semen.. huhuhuh.
 

(sorry Tom)
 

Tom, look at that right hand of his... ahhahaha! That's right, she's squashing it with glee. She hates him. It's all good.
 

Is he the Tom from MySpace?

If so, I would say, "Take a small sliver of your kerscrillion dollars, rent a private jet, fly to Pahrump, Nevada and spend a week at the Chicken Ranch--nailing a different hott every night and forgetting about this nautical 'bag lover."
 

Can you post any pics of this chick with no shirt on? thanks in advance.

- my penis
 

I agree with Scrotten- money is not the issue on that tat. This pussy definitely wimped out 1/3 of the way in. Also, look closely: he definitely had a faux-hawk going before the wind blew it down.
 

Tom - forget about her. Boat choads will lose in the end. It may not be her, but steer clear of tribal tatts and Axe, and someday, you'll take the prize.

Oh, and boobies. Sorry.
 

@ anon 4:34 pm

I second that erection!!
 

it's pretty bright out for 12:24 AM.



also, boobs.
 

@anon 4:34

Thanks for the Guinny up the nose you fuck. Too funny.

Look at it this way Tom, this guy is a major douche. Just look at him, cozying up to your girl with those pathetic white sunglasses, his douchey pussy face, Man boobs, half done dopey tattoo.

So what if he's bang'n her six ways from Sunday. I mean look at her. She's really cute, she likes to drink, she has FUCKING SPECTACULAR BOOBS and she probably loves giving oral too.

You're better off with out her. Trust me.

I hope I made you feel better.

Call me if you need someone to talk to
 

Bwahahahaha......boobs.....hahahahaha.....his are bigger!
 

Tom, stop myspace stalking your ex. The only way you'll ever get back at her is obvious though...

we must see the nudes. All of them. Also, youtube any hidden video you might have taken. And if you didn't, then wtf is your problem, surely you didn't think she'd stick around forever.
 

This wussbag looks like he was crewman #4 that got eaten by a slime monster on some lame star trek episode.

Then the slime monster spat him back out because he tasted like axe bodyspray.

She is everything that Mrs. Field's Cookies can cut out on a standard baking sheet. Blonde with boobs. There are others my friend.

Watch 'Swingers,' have a Jack and Coke, and toast to your new single hood.
 

Tom:

Please take comfort in the fact that his boobs are almost as big as hers. They probably had a "meet cute" in the lingerie department at JC Penney's, when they both reached for the same 36C Maidenform.
 

There is no solace for you except this: you used to bang a a really hot girl and that is a lot better than most dudes. If you've gotten a girl that hot before, you'll probably get one again. Just don't turn into a sniveling pathetico who stalks and calls this girl. It will ruin your life and hers.

In the interim, I recommend copious amounts of alcohol, marijuana, cocaine, strippers and silly putty to be used in any order you see fit.
 

Tom...stalk that bitch. Pay a stripper to hang all over Half Tat in an after hours club while one of your homies takes pics.
Then get someone to email them to blonde boobs.

Oh, and if you have some pics of blonde boobs, send them along.
 

he probably wears shirts that show off his, what some could say is finished part of the tattoo
 

Bra! Broseidon! King of the Brocean!
 

Tom-

Let her go. Every time you see her with this choad, just remember, he's getting your seconds. Every time he goes down on her, he tastes your cock.

BTW hopefully you unwittingly gave her an STD that she is now sharing with him...
 

Tom, hot bitches that will leave you are a dime a dozen, let her go.If and when you find one that sticks around, don't fuck her over...THAT's what makes regrets.
She DOES have a nice rack, though, definitely worth spurtin' on!, but, then again, alot of 'em do!
 

Since when is this drphilwithdouchebags.com? Man up, Nancy. Go find yourself a brunette with bigger cans and a neck.
 

Tom? She's gone now. One doesn't have to watch zombie movies to realize the inevitable downward spiral that will become this woman's life. From what I can tell, you've only got two options: You can either destroy the brain or separate the brain from the brain stem, or you can move on happy in the knowledge that you are the last man in her life who wouldn't use her feminine hygiene products to mop up the oil stains he leaves behind.
 

letter go Tom so the Creature can fondle those fabulous water wings!
 

Country o.g. - is this a Geico gecko, or the only slightly less known Grieco gecko? Could go either way....
 

a wise, wise man once said:

"No matter how hott the hott, some guy, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her shit."

no worries Tom. sure, break-ups suck sweaty Alpaca balls, but, they happen for a reason. and if that reason happens to be the dickweed wearing sunglasses from the 80's and rocking a super-lame, unfinished tattoo, then so be it. your ex isn't ready to settle down anyway. she'll end up losing this choad and maybe she'll learn something from it. maybe she won't. afterall, she lied to you.

most importantly, don't waste your time pining over her. get on with things. and by 'things', of course i mean 'other women/vaginas/boobies'. you landed this cutie and by god, you can land even more.

so get out there and revel in the simple fact you don't have manboobs like this jackass does.

speaking of boobs.....your ex has a lovely, perky pair. no offense Tom, ........but g'damn!
 

@baron von goolo....you are a man of little words my friend. little words that make a noise like an atom bomb.

couldn't have said it better myself, sir.
 

She went for Douche, if she couldn't she would try to change you into Douche. You know, the hair gunk, the mancessories, the tatss, the goggles, the Douchitude, etc. She's indubitably Hott, but would you want to be Douche in order to get the goods? Therein lies the dilemma. Do not FAIl!
 

Tom, the guy has a Frankenstein forehead. Or am I seeing things...and a monumentally shitty tribal tat...jeez that thing even unfinished makes me want to scrape it away with a dull spoon dipped in bleach. But do not stoop to his level, rather, if you ever speak to her again it should go like this:

"Well hi how are you? What? Sorry I can't hear you because...hey Stacy, or is your name Tracy? I always get the three of you delicious vixens mixed up...anyway so...yea, what were you saying? Oh crap sorry gotta go, it's naked mud wrestling night and i'm the judge, and by judge I mean, I stand in the middle and get molested by all these lovelies...ciao."

Yes. Exactly. And...boobs.
 

Well put, Baron. Well put.
 

Tom,

Just bang bitches and drink brother.
 

he can't seriously be wearing those glasses.
 

Techno Viking would like her, kill him, liker her.
 

Even though they're white-rimmed, his shades scream "Pink Ladies" from Grease.

Interesting how that worked out, isn't it?
 

Dude remember, "he who care the least wins."
Other ladies will come along. It's obvious she is not a lady if she's hanging with the douche.
 

Ahhhh the Bag Islander....classic and quite possibly my favorite douche of them all. God i love that pic and by love I mean it makes me want to send a flying knee through his gums
 

Tom -

The Path to Righteousness is as twisted and byzantine as choad-boy's tat, but the path to Douchedom is as short and narrow as his golf-pencil dick.

Don't despair. Find yourself a blue cup (remember, Vader's light saber was red, Luke's was blue) fill it, and put on a plaid shirt and raise a toast to yourself that you are man, not douche.

The hott will come again.
 

Who the hell said watch Swingers? A decent flick, but perhaps the genesis of much that is douchebaggery.

Anyway, I hope someone forced this guy to get this tattoo as part of a prision initiation, complete with anal. It just doesn't work, dough-ham.
 

i thought there was no room on this site for ex girlfriends as potential bleeth/scrote bait?? is DB1 losing his muster???
screw this lame turd, Tom. If he cant keep this lovely little minx in tow, SCREW EM.
 

Considering the discuss about boatchoads and consors , I couldn't help but submit this under your skill of bagtagging :

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NlHCBmeJXWw

Everything is there , open shirt exposing shaved chest, quality hots in large number , idiotic colored BMW , stupid ass sunglasses sidekick , and "nouveau riche" boat for what will most likely become a huge hit in Europe clubs this summer ,where joy and felicity will overwhelm other hott/bag couples , the circle will be complete.

Senn
 

Don't worry my friend, you'll get your revenge soon enough, albeit vicariously. With her hanging around with a shallow, narcissistic pudwanker like that, pretty soon her mouth will be festooned with festering herpes sores. No amount of Valtrex will hide her shame. "Hott, me wear a condom? Dudes like me go bareback! Wooo-hooo!"
 

Tom,

Does your ex have a myspace page?

We can all write to her and flood her inbox (ok, I wasn't intentionally making a double-entendre out of that statement, but if the shoe fits...) with our pleas to dump her new empty-headed boatbag for a boyfriend, and return to the warmth of your passionate prose.

And if all else fails, send her a really big dildo in the mail.
 

Once again,white framed sunglasses.That has to be the third one in the past week and a half.The person that started that trend gets my vote for douchebag of the year.
 

let her go.

I think I gaped this one and then injected a load of protien in her orally. She looked like she'd done it before.

there are other fish in the sea or some inland lake or body of water or wherever this skank hangs out.
 

Just remember, she was most likely cheating on you with Lance here for quite awhile before finally screwing up enough gumption to dump you. In retrospect, you'll come to find that she did you a favor.

I know this from experience.
 

Somebody should have yanked those white sunglasses off of him and tossed them overboard.

Whoever took this pic was aiding and abetting douchosity.
 

The only sentiment that I can add to Goolo's spartan advice is that I would pay $56 to apply clothespins to her boobs.

$56 each.
 

that's Katherine Heigl's stunt double. Tasty.
 

I know this douchebag and the majority of these comments are right on except for him having daddys boat and money those are both negatives
 

If your best girl's sunglasses are more masculine than yours, well, you're a FAG.
 

Hey Tom: Birds of a feather flock together. Those two are obviously retarded for each other, you've proven yourself to be above their level. Just another fly-by-night gold digger living on a boat with some guy who was handed everything and has no personality. You're much better off without people like that.
 

damn he has a fucked up grill!! all i can say is GAY GAY GAY! she is obviously too young to know what she wants... maybe one day she will grow up and actually want someone that will treat her right... like play with those delicious BOOBS!!
 

Look closely and you'll see this is Charles Martin Smith Juniordouche.