I believe in was Jean Paul Sartre who said " Hell is douchebags".

and he had never even been to Long Island.......
 

She may be the hottest girl on the site ever!!
 

The oops face is because she just puked in her mouth. It looks like she's wearing that landscape edging they buried in the yard around my pine bark islands as a belt. I like the way I can see down it.

The schmuck's face says "finally, I get to drive." It's okay little Carmine- just like The One and ONLY JOEY PORSCHE experience motto goes:

"Just 'cuz you get it in the ass a coupla times don't make you gay."

Wreck on, Faggy Alfredo.
 

Dat's my daughtah.

Nowse I remembuh why's I married her slut of a muddah.
 

I was unaware of the phenomenon sweeping or should I say infecting the nation known as doggiebaggin....but apparently it is only for advanced stages of the bleeth and douche....not to be attempted for the newbie douche.

The thing about it is....it is the bleeth that must allow for this behavior which makes me want to punch a tiger cub in the kidney.
 

This guy looks a little like Johnny Blaze.
 

She has a classy bottle of alaze!
 

She can Suffolk my Long Island anytime. And by Long Island, I mean my Montauk Point.

He appears to be one of the Queens who boroughs his suburbs in Kings.
 

Tony demonstrates what his favorite part of State Prison was...
 

Frat ‘bagging gone wrong
Wait. A paradox that is
Wrong is this picture.




Wait, it's not Friday yet?
 

I know Trainwreck, and you my friend are no Trainwreck. To the anon that said she's the hottest chick on the site...... dare you peek at the original Trainwreck and the bent over hott that is Snuggles. I know you'll file a motion to strike after that.
 

In this picture I noticed sweet brunette poon
I’d lick her lips, or the knot of her balloon
Her boobie suckle thigh
Would be brought to me nigh
And I would dine with no need for a spoon.


Wait, it's not Limerick time?



I'm need more of the 'Mark to clear my head.
 

This is a Hott to whom I would deliver
A molten man load not unlike Thames River
And her chimney I’d sweep
On her boobs would I weep
And finish with whiskey for my liver.


Ah yes, that's better.
 

according to gay hanky code, he is used to being bent over holding his mouth closed. http://www.gaycityusa.com/hankycodes.htm
 

Classy broad. She even comes with a bottle of Arbor Mist.
 

dude, that is incredibly weird that you know where to find the gaycityusa hanky code page.
 

I bet she has bigger feet than him.
 

who said I was a dude?
 

Hey, I'm new to this site...will someone please explain the wrist dana thing to me...I have seen it in clubs and parties.....
 

Are those family and childhood pictures in the background? Do you think Aunt Mae would appreciates the view of her daughter, your cousin, miss has a bald-one?
 

Ugh. That's literally all I got.
 

Jack- ask @anon 10:32. I'm scared to.
 

The Erwin Rommel-sidewall haircut would seem to fill the bifurcated function of allowing one to have a job and allowing one to construct a fauxhawk on the weekends.

Is there a gay hanky code for "allergic to penicillin"?

Just curious...I mean, not curious about gay sex, but..aw, fuck it...
 

This is the picture they're gonna put up at their funeral. It's how they want the grandkids to remember them.
 

yea, it's awful, they're a couple too.. she's soo hot and he's such a douche
 

i'd make that face too if i farted on some dude's wiener.
 

She is suppressing a trucker-sized belch in the hope that it back-fires as a mudhorn blast than will detach his raisins.
 

She: "Oops, I forget to take my clothes off!"
It: "I don't care, I am used to coming all over myself."

Bag 'em Dano!
 

I wouldn't hit after this dude. Not because she's ruined after taking it hard, because she's ruined after the newly acquired STD.
 

@griecosystem, 11:18 a.m. -

Yeah, in the late 80's/early 90's, that hairdon't monstrosity often accompanied a mullet, most likely for the same job/weekend purpose.
 

The hott is gorgeous.

This douche has no idea how good he has it. I hope global warming is real and Long Island gets wiped out after seeing this.
 

Jet black brunette hott should take it easy with those sleepless nights - those bags forming under her eyes won't get smaller by themselves.

Perhaps she just needs to ditch the wristdanna/high sideburn shave 'bag. I think she'd sense the catharsis in such a move.
 

Nothing special here, but a solid picture and a nice douche-hot delta. Nice find. Mocking classic Jersey Guido 'bags never gets old.
 

This hooker is "slammin!" Damn.
 

Jesus Christ who did his "fade"? The retarded neighbor boy I pay to cut my lawn tapers edges better than that.

I don't know what's fucking classier: The green handanna, the frosted bottle of boone's farm kiwi slut water, or the HILARIOUS doggy dry humping. Hahaha oh man that guy is clever and witty with his improv physical camera comedy.
 

Any woman who'd allow herself to be photographed in this position is an automatic Stage 4 Skank.

Jerzey 'bags, as always, suck.
 

Yeah I'm sure that is Johnny Blaze!!!!
 

This used to be my favorite position.

Fuck you, you buncha douchebags. Is nothing sacred?
 

I'm actually jealous of this way over couffed retard. There, I said it, I'm jealous of a retard.
 

Damn! At first glance I thought it was...oh...what's his name...uh...cutie pie Matt Death gettin' bagged.
 

Cubic Zircona in right ear? check
Tight black wife beater? check
Burn from tanning bed? check
Alize? check

Makes me proud to be from Jersey.
 

In spite of the 'dana, the possible Je'bus bling, the ear ring, mullet clippage, and pelvic thrust, I don't think this guy's really a douche.

Consider:

He's laughing, not pouting or smirking.

Wait, is he on the phone? Never mind.
 

It's as if there should be a special wing in the HoS for doggie 'baggin.' These pix never fail to amuse/nauseate.
But would it become cliche?
I wonder. I
P.S. -- Much respect to Gramps. That photo is so severe I can't wait for death so that my eyes can melt.
 

Mom?
 

This chick is everything I love except for two things...

1. Too much eye makeup

2. She's friends (at least) with a total fucking douchebag.

I'd like to yank him out of his car, run him over and then run him over again. Re-read. I'd like to yank him out of his car, run him over and then run him over again. Re-read.
 

I thought this was hot chicks with douche bags, were is the hot chick?
 

i feel like you would have to be a really special type of stupid hott to pose for a picture like this.
 

eewwww, is that a bottle of Alizé she's holding?

& she's way too hot to be butt-rumping a wristdannadouche, as if it bears repeating.
 

So...he hates sideburns. But he LOVES those stupid fucking square ass bling wanna-be-diamond chick earrings. Oh...and, tank top, wristdanna, and partially hidden jesus bling.

Yes honey, I too just threw up in my mouth a little.
 

Is that a bottle of Alizé she is holding?

I think we have a douchebagette masquerading as a hott....