A prima facie case for Bleethdom can be made when a gerbil could Hula Hoop with one of your earrings.

(What exactly do you call that tattoo style? I think we saw the same thing on Appalacian Hair Dresser, below. Maybe it is some affiliation you need to know the secret handshake for, and that is why he got his ass kicked...)
 

I think the bleeth equivalent of the chinstrap is the lipliner. And of course the frosting is analogous to the blowout.

She could be hott. Sadly, the infection seems too strong.
 

that's not a scab on his nose. it's shit.


he must have just come from his yearly review meeting.
 

Okay, that guy is absolutely ridiculous. He's got a mandana on, his hat is backwards, he's got that ridiculous ink on his arm, and I think he's playing with himself in the picture. His guy needs to get his ass kicked to he realizes he's not as tough as he seems to think. Take off your sunglasses, you're inside!

As far as the Bleeth goes, she is hideous. I feel like I need an STD test just by looking at that skank. If we want to solve illegal/douche immigration, just get this girl to "close her borders."

This picture made me throw up in my mouth.
 

Spike was warned not to *go* on the floor again.
Of course, he didn't listen.
 

To pfah's point,

After his yearly interview at Pack N’ Fudge Plant, Antoinette was so thrilled with Stanley’s new promotion she finally caved in to his eight month long desire to be jack hammered by her Peter North replica strap on
 

A better answer for why we don't see more 'baguettes on the site is that the focus of the site is the painful contrast between smoldering right and oh so obnoxious tribal tat wrong. To reverse the equation would mean posting shots of bleethed out disaster hotts with... normal, good looking dudes?

Would this really piss anybody off? First, we should acknowledge that such a scenario is unlikely, because as DB1 incisively explained, Bleeths only breed with those who reside on the far right of the bell curve. Secondly, if a normal dude can have his way with a bleethed out hott even for only a night... more power to him. Teach 'er a lesson.

We can't get all riled up about it because that social injustice brought about by the dichotomy just isn't there. And if your reaction to seeing a hot guy standing next to a Greico infested hott mess is anger, then you are gay. And not just latently gay like a topless Jersey guid with his boys 'dancing in the streets' gay. I mean gay.
 

Man Oh man, ohmanohmanohman!
heh heh heh, this is good shit right here'.
What a total jerkwad. And, HE seems like a real doucebag, as well
This bleeted-out total phony non-hott bitch does nothing for me.
And I can think of three ways your nose gets roadrash like that
1. you dove too deep in the pool
2. you got your ass kicked and they scraped you on the concrete
3. your bleethed out girlfriend hasn't trimmed the Kitty lately, and she takes a REALLY long time to cum
idiots, to the weekly, with them
 

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Wow, DB1, the entire douche mating paradigm explained...

Resplendent with her electroplated hoop-earrings, they magnify her baguettitude.

As for the tribal-tat'd scrote...it's too bad she's not the female version of Hannibal Lecter.
 

this is one of those tricky algebra equasions where they both cancel

each other out and leave ZERO!
 

Holy crab cake. This is without a doubt the most douchery ever caught in a single pic. And by crab cake, I mean her muff. And by caught, I mean his necklace did in a motorcycle chain.

AV
 

Me: Hey, dude.

Dude: What, Bra?

Me: You got....(my right index finger to my nose)

Dude: What, Bro?

Me: There's a little....(wipe end of my nose with left hand)

Dude: Come on, what is it Broheim?

Me: I see a....(I put a live wolverine in his shorts and walk away) Nevermind.
 

@ jackflash

According to the law of energy conservation, matter can neither be created nor destroyed, but when a douchebag and baguette were ever accelerated at each other in a giant particle collider to nearly the speed of light, you would hear a tremendous fart.
 

@ufo destroyers.....thanks dickweed. that's the second time i've shot my drink all over my monitor today. nice one brother.
 

@ joey buttadoucheo...HAHAHAHA
well played sir
 

Douchelectra???
Come on, DB1, you're better than that.
 

No amount of headgear, precision stubble, tats, or cheap bling could distract anyone from that nose. But at least he tried.
 

I didn't know you could get herpes on your nose. Gross!
 

Oh classy lady. You are truly classy. You are classy like an airbrushed Florida sunset on a wife beater... classy like a Korean nail salon with a knock off Nagel print fading in the front window... pure classitude... classariffic.

- Douchey Smurf
 

No Limerick's DB1??
 

Man I did that to Hubert. We got into a heated discussion about what defined a 'tribal' tattoo. He defines it as any tattoo with bold line work and a repetitive pattern. I defined it as a tattoo that you were rewarded with at a key point in your life if you are a South Pacific Islander native. Like plucking your first coconut high from the palm... or taking your first boar. No not like that. By killing it you pervert. Anyway, one thing led to another and the next thing I know is I have Hubert firmly by the nape of his neck grinding his face across the parking lot like a chunk of Pepper Jack across a grater. The guy gets on my nerves sometimes. Anyway I couldn't leave a Bro beat down so I helped him up... gave him a fist bump... and to prove there wasn't any tension I bought his main bitch Krysstal a beer and snapped their pic for'em. Don't worry Hubert... your nose will grow back like a lizard's tail bra.

- Douchey Smurf
 

She is Bleethed the frick out! Wow.

The only thing she can do is throat that Corona bottle to redeem herself in my eyes.

That guy has gotta be in the weekly. For this picture has brought back a mild case of the irritable bowels syndrome.
 

This to me looks like two bandwagon Miami Heat fans out in the hallways either before or after a Heat game.
 

i bet she sounds like Brenda Vaccaro after 16 packs of smokes, a bottle of rottgut, and a four thumbtack gargle.

can you imagine what she sounds like in the throes of passion?

like your old Uncle Vinny with the swollen prostate trying to squeeze out a few drops....


HUHHNNNN.....


HOOOOOUUUMMMMM....


OOOOHHHHGGGRRRPPHHHHMMMMM!!!!!








oy....
 

"Nip out of the nose" is the PG-13 version.

I think wiggadouche forgot to wash his face after earning his Red Wings in teh bafroom stall. Explains the half slut-half twitterpated half- posing expression on Chlamydia Nguyen.
 

Nip out of his nose....hahahah I see what you did there DB1.

Perhaps the weak spot on his nose is the chink in his douche-armor. HAHAHA see I did it too.

Oh wait...yours wasn't on purpose?

My god that tattoo is horrendous.
 

@pfah:
Don't mention it. By the way, are you going to the funeral to show your support for Bea in her time of greiving. And then back to her place for a well-deserved round of Metamucil shots off her pendulous sweater muffins?
 

@smurf:

Just as I suspected--if you get a tribal tattoo and you are not in the actual tribe...well, let's just say I don't get what "good" can happen after that.
 

The tat reminds me of Seth Gecko's in From Dusk Till Dawn, although this guy's a bigger bag than Clooney. . .and that's saying alot.
 

It's a "tribal' tattoo if you A) are in a 'tribe' hence the name or B) Put the time and money into flying your ass to an island and having a tattoo executed via traditional means.... no electric guns.

If those two things aren't in the mix then let's just call them tattoos. Bad, out of style tattoos.

- D.S.
 

In much the same way as a great athlete makes the players around him better, a stage-4 Bleeth can make a run-of-the-mill bag go the extra mile to achieve true DoucheBagStardom.

For all we know, this asshat was just going to get ordinary barbed wire when he walked into the tattoo shop with his weekly paycheck from Cum 'N Go. A chance meeting with Ms. Guette the night before while waiting in line at Club Choadwank might have been his inspiration for whatever that thing is on his arm.

BTW...WHAT is that thing on his arm?
 

I think this duo could use a few more accessories - a bandaid and bottle of Valtrex.
 

@ orel douchehiser

That's actually Tila Tequila's illegitimate half-sister, "Sheila Necrophilia."
 

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NO! NO! NO! AHAHAH, I had a buddy like that who was dumb, yet, smart enough to open a bag of popcorn from the microwave and sniff ...

He was our Rudolph for the summer ...
 

That nose tattoo is off the chizain! He must be a hard core fighter..of man dick, in bed.
 

a douche dressed like dwyane from miami
got a hemorrhage from too much nose candy
with a clot on his nose
and a "tough" gangsta pose
he molested a ladyboy tranny

-haberdouchery
 

What?

What?

What are you look'n at?

Huh?

What's everyone look'n at?
 

Hopefully that melanoma on his nose will quickly spread to the rest of his face.

She is just too hideous for words.

Straight to the HOS with them.
 

Snoop Douchey Bagg said...
"Hopefully that melanoma on his nose will quickly spread to his brain."

fixed.
 

oh god....please ladies do NOT do your own hair extensions!
 

that smile is as wide as the gulf of mexico. damn. reign it in hun.
 

hasn't he been on the site before with some scrote facial hair racing stripe thing? MMA dude? I recognize the horrible ink smear on his paw..
 

eww .. who lets their pic be taken when they are in stage 3 of Hansen's disease (leprosy)?
 

whoa BRAAAA!!! whose ur artist dude? ... that tat is righteously crisp and dark ... I need the name now broski!!
 

Is this our first leper douchebag?
 

Ur-Bleeth's toxicity infected younger scrote. He's fallen far fast. Just a minute ago The gerbil she borrowed from Richard Gere jumped off her hoop earing and bit her prote scrots'd nose. She then grabbed it and sent it on it's ultimate mission, the one Richard trained it for. Douche Doom.
 

A: A basketball player, UFC Fighter, Member of a Samoan tribe, a priest, Black, cool.

Q: Things that this douchebag is not Alex?
 

@ jcvd

I'll take the rapist for $500.00!

That's THERAPIST, Mr. Connery.
 

She's wearing a dead skunk on her head and he looks like he messed up in a wheelbarrow race.

Next.
 

Cocaine's a helluva drug man....
 

That is the most busted chick ever...
 

What a lovely couple.
You can always tell a douche by the fucking jersey.
Any man that wears a fucking sports jersey and isn't:
A) mowing the lawn
B) watching a game
Is a fucking douche.
Actually, it's douche to the extreme just to own a jersey.
Douche.
 

Mark learned a hard lesson about sixty-nining with the drunken cougar he took home from the beans n' habanero eating contest.
 

Put yourself in the mind of the Bleeth. You're getting ready for a night at the bowling alley, and you're thinking, 2-inch earring hoop, or 3-inch? Easy answer there. She's got that satisfied look of fully bleethed small town carmen.

I'm not sure what Miami Heat Man was thinking, but it must've been bright in there.
 

seems like she'd smell like old bacon...
 

Duck Duck Douche!
 

I'm certain the nasal scabs are the result of a hard-won XTreme sports badge of honor - Skysurfing, or dirt-biking, or BASE jumping.

Or maybe he tripped on the coffee table and face planted into a screen door when he got up from playing Halo3 to go make a tinkle.

Either one.
 

This kid is so determined to be in style, he came prepared to his inevitable ass kicking wearing sun glasses, a hat, and bandana. Now all he needs is some cosmetic surgery for that nose and he's all set!!
 

Methfest 2008. -nuff said.
 

dark sock:

either it's vag discharge or knot goo.

Bloody good show, sport.
 

Her vagina smells like rotten eggs sautéed in mucus and pig shit confined in a bottle.