someone needs to "end" this fucker.
 

is he kissing a "jimp"?
 

Ewww is he kissing Mom
 

WHAT?!?! HJBBaD bothers with foreplay? I am shocked by this. Not by the arrogance, though.
 

He just bangs bitches and eats upper lip.
 

He just bangs bitches and macks on his brother.
 

He just bangs bitches and uses cheap ass cameras.
 

He just bangs bitches and makes out with plants.
 

judging from the clothing, furniture, and washed-out tone of this photo, hjbbad somehow traveled back to his grandmother's 1976 living room
 

He just bangs bitches while on camera at the Mir Space Station.
 

He does appear to be kissing a female dog here, so at least he stays true to his game.
 

He does appear to be kissing a female dog here, so at least he stays true to his game.
 

Is that a hipphopappopamus?
 

looks like he picked up his "date" at the local korean massage parlor. ten bucks extra for happy ending.
 

i dont think thats a chinstrap.. it's a shadow

but yea i think he's making out with the sofa, judging by the floral print
 

o snap, thats a pillow. he truly is a classy fellow, always thinking of the bitches' lumbars
 

He really does need two in the hat, immediately.
 

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Get that boy some proactive, ASAP.

His facebook link, anyone?
 

this little kid is such a sad story.

to think that he truly believes he's such a badass, is beyond tragic. he's old enough to know better, but not smart enough to care.

what a pitiful little nimrod.

i just hope he wakes up soon and realizes all the work he needs to do to become a positive member of society. if not....

fuck him. go make my cheeseburger, asspimple.
 

Looks like Justin Timberbag from the early Un-Justified period. Or was that the Cry Me A River Douche Bag era; Germany 2003
 

pa-thetic
 

It's possible he has a ladyfriend there who kisses well - it looks like the same "lucky" gal in the latest pic and in the linked Weekly winner pic.

Or, more likely, she's the only gal who has thus far bothered to kiss his self-centered little ass and he's sticking with her.....and thinking he's a "playah."
 

He Just Bangs Bitches Whilst R. Kelly Tapes.
 

Is he kissing a woman named Olga? If so, Dimitri the Douche will be very disappointed.

Obviously he is desperate by saying that he's not. Must be nice to live in the state of denial.
 

so, is this a phone camera shot of an image on a 1973 Zenith that's getting a blast of some Very Cheezee Porn by way of some Radio Shack rabbit ears adorned with balls of Reynolds Wrap?
 

Eww why does HJBBAD have closed circuit television for these situations and why is he uploading the stills to facebook?
 

Yo, where can I get sideburns like that? Seriously, they are amazing! High-five to HJBBaD's floral printed ho for the stellar 'burns.
 

He just bangs bitches and does unspeakable things with his cousin Kristi's cosmetology mannequin head.

And that sticky residue isn't styling product.
 

Call the Orkin Man, he makes house call you know. Pfah is right, this sad little turd is less than pathetic so let's not see him anymore on this site. There are many, many more worthy bags to mock so enough of this cockroach scrotem.
 

Women, this is your golden moment! If you drool on him like an epileptic walrus, you'll never have to deal with him again.

Then, you are free to have DB1 suck on your toes like a starving koi in a pond.
 

What the fuck was this picture taken with!.... an Etch-A-Sketch?
 

AWW. Those crazy kids. There's hope for the rest of us.
 

ok...its hard to tell with this photo, it looks like tass news of the salt treaty. but i need her measurables...ht wt bust/waist/hips and the all importaint taint...hell that could be leonid breshnev for the quality of this video
 

"In Russia we have on TV, a show is called... 'He Just Kisses Walrus Women and Drinks Beet Vodka'."
Is funny because it's true.
 

Man, those are two ugly lesbians!
 

We can only hope this is a screencap from a snuff film.
 

I've long held that His Royal Highness "Don't Call Me White" (thanks for fucking up a great NOFX song by the way bro) is more pathetic than 'bag. He's the dude that talks smack over the internet, but in real life is 5'4, 85 pounds soaking wet, and would run away at the first punch. This kid has real issues, really the best thing to do is just ignore him. He's not worth our collective time.

Also, @Pfah, well played friend, "Chicken Lady" is one of my favorite Kids in the Hall regulars. Maybe if we can get the Headcrusher to take care of these jackasses we'd be better off. "I'm CRUSHING YOUR HEAD"
 

He just poses with passed out bitches and needs a new camera phone - time to upgrade that $h!t, playa. Love, the bumpy region of your Mom's g-spot
 

LOL Thans for posting my findings DB1! I seriously thought this was a man he was kissing the first time i saw it.... Anyway to the person who asked back two HJBBAD's postings I left a link to the search page for his facebook... I risked bleethdom to add him so ya'll better appreciate it :D
 

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The site rules. I'm telling all my friends about it!!

Keep up the good postings!!
 

Boys, I am hammered!! And by hammered, I mean inebriated to the point of checking this here pages at midnight way out here on the West coast. Wife’s sleeping soundly. No peeps from the baby neither. Perfecto! So I pull up my favorite blog here and see this scum and I remember my dream from last night, which goes roughly like this:

This just in!

Minutes ago, Houston received transmitted images from the Mars Rover depicting some extraterrestrial bacterial douche fermenting with a hydrophobic bleeth sapient in the Olympus Mons Region.

Oh shit! War of the Douche Worlds has commenced before my very eyes!!! (I know. How can Xenu vs. Fishslap [fucked] even occur in real life anyways without a ripple within the simulacrum and some such?)

But why, when or where they were fighting each other was even more complicated.

Needless to say, after much death and slaughter in later scenes (very graphic and causing much tossing and turning), the few normal guys left on Earth prevailed against the douche only because their respiratory systems miraculously failed to process the Axe infused air spewed by the scrotes.

What a relief I felt as I woke in a sweat soaked mess. ... the real world isn’t so bad… right??




FTW.

… And all those douche who inhabit it.
 

If you feel your grandma up through a hole in a pillow, that makes it okay.
 

Is that a bad case of rosecatia on the side of Poet Douches face?
He used to be amusing but he's turning into a annoying little fuck stick who needs a severe beating with a dead rat.
 

He just bangs bitches on EP-speed VHS.
 

I want to put 19 bottles of Aunt Jemima in a pillow case and wail on his ass.
 

Oh, shit.

I have that same couch. I inherited it from my grandfather and kept it after my divorce.

I'll have to check it for stains now.
 

"I know we're on a dangerous mission here and all, but...I'm humpin' it. I'm humping this couch."
 

D'oh!

Do good macked on my comment.

I was going to say I would need to drink before I kissed MY mom like that.

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On a positive note, I assume that either there is something wrong with this woman's vision or that whatever on his face has healed nicely.
 

i always knew that Kevin Love was a stone cold pimp.
 

This picture makes me feel like Ron Jeremy is in the other room with a hand held 8mm camera.
This guy also makes me want to wack his scrote ass with chain saw.
 

I honestly don't get how such an ugly little turd with bad hair and worse skin can afford to be so picky in his standards with women ...

Oh, wait! Here's photographic proof he's full of shit. At least she isn't inflatable.
 

Is... is that...?

Yeah, that's a boy. He's kissing another boy.
 

Hey you, out of the gene pool!
 

Jesus!
 

He just bangs bitches while trying not to appear as though he's taking a picture of himself on his ass camera phone.
 

He's not WHAT kind of guy??