Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Mooby Dick
It's 19th Century Herman Melville by way of late 20th Century techno D.J. recording artist Moby, by way of 'roidy man boobs.
Really nasty Man Boobs. Moobs.
And a cute hair-scrunch brunette fondling them.
I didn't think there was a way to follow up the Monthly victory for Droopy McScrote. Yet somehow this feels appropriate.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:03 AM 
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Uhhhhh...this CAN'T possibly be taken in the US, right? I mean, the jeans from 1972, the moobs. This must be from Ukraine or Kazakhstan....I hope.
I thought parents of special needs children were responsible for dressing them.
Wrath of Khan meets I Am Sam.
Wrath of Khan meets I Am Sam.
I don't know what's worse, the moobs themselves or the fact that the shirt Dick is wearing appears to have been made specifically to display them.
Then again, if you look closely, it appears that the moobs actually resemble the round buttocks of Ass Pear.
Now I have to gouge my eyes out.
Then again, if you look closely, it appears that the moobs actually resemble the round buttocks of Ass Pear.
Now I have to gouge my eyes out.
Has she gotten a shot of HGH from his left teat?
This is Andrew Dice Clay's retarded half brother. Aw, hell, this IS Andrew Dice Clay.
Nice dreamcatcher tattoo, man with the girl's shirt on backwards.
This may be the worst GED class reunion. EVER!
This is Andrew Dice Clay's retarded half brother. Aw, hell, this IS Andrew Dice Clay.
Nice dreamcatcher tattoo, man with the girl's shirt on backwards.
This may be the worst GED class reunion. EVER!
# posted by 
: 9:20 AM
: 9:20 AM
oh yeah? wet t-shirt contest? im totally in..oh wait, thats for girls? how bout if i go cut-t-shirt? now can i enter?
i just threw up in my mouth. not a little.
i just threw up in my mouth. not a little.
Product planning meeting on those jeans:
"ze flare-leg must be epic dahlink, and do not forget ze pre-dyed oil-splattah, you dirty boy."
"ze flare-leg must be epic dahlink, and do not forget ze pre-dyed oil-splattah, you dirty boy."
# posted by : 9:24 AM
: 9:24 AM
Cognitive disabilities include, but are not limited to problems relating to...
Memory
Problem-solving
Attention
Reading, linguistic, and verbal comprehension
Math comprehension
Visual comprehension
Memory
Problem-solving
Attention
Reading, linguistic, and verbal comprehension
Math comprehension
Visual comprehension
# posted by : 9:28 AM
: 9:28 AM
I am tempted to write an email saying that I am the guy in that picture and please kindly take it down, because I don't want to have to see that again.
# posted by : 9:39 AM
: 9:39 AM
Wow, what an uberscrote. I wonder if he needs to have his chesticles neutered so that he doesn't pollute the rest of the gene pool with his scrotyness.
I am just going to throw this out there, just a hunch I am working on... but he is 100% gay. Her belt, pants way too tight, bell bottoms, pointy, shiny shoes, and for the love of god, that shirt. I mean, saying he is gay can be an excuse, but wow, I think that anyone should know better than that...
And there is nothing wrong with dreamcatchers.
And there is nothing wrong with dreamcatchers.
# posted by : 9:51 AM
: 9:51 AM
Holy Christ....if this doesn't get a Douchey this year, then the whole system is rigged!
At least we now know what came of The Gimp. Seriously, I feel as if he was just woken up and violated us all.
At least we now know what came of The Gimp. Seriously, I feel as if he was just woken up and violated us all.
# posted by : 9:53 AM
: 9:53 AM
This guy is not a douchebag, he is just gay. I don't think we have to worry about him hooking up with the hott.
# posted by : 9:54 AM
: 9:54 AM
Gay or straight, that shirt is about twenty-seven different kinds of wrong. No, let me put it another way: as many words as Eskimos have for "snow," that's how many ways this is wrong.
Is this what we have to look forward to in the post-Droopy era? And by "look forward," I mean vomit repeatedly and forcefully.
Is this what we have to look forward to in the post-Droopy era? And by "look forward," I mean vomit repeatedly and forcefully.
what in the goddamn battle of kruger is going on in the world??? if this isn't a sign of end times, i don't know what is. please tell me at least that this was not taken in america...
-haberdouchery
-haberdouchery
# posted by : 9:57 AM
: 9:57 AM
There's no...i can't...why is she....who lets these......................aaaaarrrrrgghh!
fuck it. we're doomed as a species.
time for that Xanax and NyQuil martini..
fuck it. we're doomed as a species.
time for that Xanax and NyQuil martini..
He is gay. He is so gay that he asked his BFF Lisa to check his breasts for lumps.
# posted by : 10:03 AM
: 10:03 AM
@Douchetoevsky 9:59am -
Pass me a handfull of Xanax while your at it. I'm all out.
I should know better than to log into this site with an empty bottle.
Pass me a handfull of Xanax while your at it. I'm all out.
I should know better than to log into this site with an empty bottle.
Jesus man-titty fuckin' christ! what the fuck is going on here?
how many baby seals were clubbed due to this pic???!!!!!???
--douchtovsky
how many baby seals were clubbed due to this pic???!!!!!???
--douchtovsky
# posted by : 10:09 AM
: 10:09 AM
agree with sinfonian - this skidmark of a human has a shirt DESIGNED TO LET HIS MOOBIES DANGLE FREE.
I though that was the kind of thing you might see in some Cheezee porn movie, only with female boobies being boobilicious. Instead we've go Dorkus McGee here squandering face time with his narcissistic antics.
And the bleeth behind him is no prize.
I though that was the kind of thing you might see in some Cheezee porn movie, only with female boobies being boobilicious. Instead we've go Dorkus McGee here squandering face time with his narcissistic antics.
And the bleeth behind him is no prize.
AT first .... I thought I was seeing some titties.... but then I just realized it was a dude.
# posted by : 10:10 AM
: 10:10 AM
Where did this pimple in a sea of puss find such a ridiculous shirt?
If there were ever in the course of human history, a man that required a masculine supportive undergarment, this guy is it.
Unfortunately, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio doesn't mind fondling the "MOOB" of this male monstrosity.
I sure hope she's not lactose intolerant.
Unfortunately, I think I am now.
If there were ever in the course of human history, a man that required a masculine supportive undergarment, this guy is it.
Unfortunately, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio doesn't mind fondling the "MOOB" of this male monstrosity.
I sure hope she's not lactose intolerant.
Unfortunately, I think I am now.
feast your eyes on gay 'bag. he won't give us red-blooded types any competition with scrunchie-haired hott.
but frick me...I only thought that hideous outfit was available only on Second Life. Sheeeeesh.
but frick me...I only thought that hideous outfit was available only on Second Life. Sheeeeesh.
Mooby Dick-head could have possibly beaten Droopy McScrote in the poll. I didn't think that could have been possible.
By the way, DB1, your site makes my day, every day. Even if some of the featured subjects make me want to rub my face in broken glass. Oh, the humanity.
By the way, DB1, your site makes my day, every day. Even if some of the featured subjects make me want to rub my face in broken glass. Oh, the humanity.
# posted by : 10:22 AM
: 10:22 AM
ATTN: DRUNKEN GAY STRIPPER
Get the f*ck back in the conga line and never ever ever face the camera agin.
thx
Get the f*ck back in the conga line and never ever ever face the camera agin.
thx
OH MY GOD...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
I think this guy could be a contender for the HoS...I mean...that shirt..it isn't ripped...it was made that way...WOW
I think this guy could be a contender for the HoS...I mean...that shirt..it isn't ripped...it was made that way...WOW
I suspect the Gator will want one of those shirts. Maybe they come from the same store as his wierd chest exposing fabrications
# posted by : 11:04 AM
: 11:04 AM
WTF!!SERIOUSLY, WTF!! THERE IS NOTHING I CAN SAY TO DESCRIBE HOW NAUSEOUS THAT MAKES ME!
# posted by : 11:06 AM
: 11:06 AM
This is absolutely vile. I'd think of something witty to write but then I'd have to look at the picture again.
# posted by : 11:14 AM
: 11:14 AM
Whoever actually designed and/or fabricated this "shirt" should be drug out back and shot...
# posted by : 11:15 AM
: 11:15 AM
where the fuck can you even buy this type of shit? hairdressers r' us? terrible. just absolutely horrific. i have nothing else to say.
# posted by : 11:15 AM
: 11:15 AM
Thats the first and last time Dick lets his half blind ex-stripper Grandma with Tourettes make him a "special" Christmas gift.
-Scrotal Recall
-Scrotal Recall
# posted by : 11:29 AM
: 11:29 AM
Please tell me that's a plastic tie-on chest worn over the shirt as a joke. Please tell me they are at a costume shop. If not, I am hurling myself off my roof.
# posted by : 11:34 AM
: 11:34 AM
PLEASE do not nominate this for the weekly. Let's just forget about it and move on.
# posted by : 11:36 AM
: 11:36 AM
On the contrary, Massengill. Let's just pencil this thing in as the weekly champ and forego the vote.
Frankenboobdouche!!!
What the hell is that guy!?
he's like the retarded half brother of Frankenstien, or a the child of Arnold and Richard Simmons....creepy right?
What the hell is that guy!?
he's like the retarded half brother of Frankenstien, or a the child of Arnold and Richard Simmons....creepy right?
# posted by : 12:37 PM
: 12:37 PM
Funny. I was just talking to a friend of mine and we were wondering what a retarded, roided up Charlie Callas would look like.
My gawd, my gawd. Can we skip to the part where he wins the weekly? Getting there will hurt too much.
I am also in complete accordance with vacuum cleaner bagg: there's no way this guy bats for the home team because on a genetic level, the gays have much better taste than that. Even self-hating gays wouldn't wear a shirt that gay.
My gawd, my gawd. Can we skip to the part where he wins the weekly? Getting there will hurt too much.
I am also in complete accordance with vacuum cleaner bagg: there's no way this guy bats for the home team because on a genetic level, the gays have much better taste than that. Even self-hating gays wouldn't wear a shirt that gay.
So, after viewing this I made an appointment for lasik eye surgery. Went in, kicked the doctor in the balls, grabbed the laser, and now I will never see shit like this again....ever.
The only thing that'd make this look rock harder would be PASTIES WITH TASSLES!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
caption: "Jeff's ass-to-chest reassignment surgery was healing nicely".
I think that in the rush to collectively vomit/Oedipus Eye-Gouge we've missed something pretty serious here: That. Fucking. Belt.
I think that in the rush to collectively vomit/Oedipus Eye-Gouge we've missed something pretty serious here: That. Fucking. Belt.
# posted by : 1:36 PM
: 1:36 PM
No man should wear a shirt like this, unless he just emerged barely victorious from a bout of lethal swordfighting. With steel blades, not engorged penises, I should clarify.
Run away, young Amy Irving bleethe; run far away.
Make the hurting stop.
Run away, young Amy Irving bleethe; run far away.
Make the hurting stop.
Obviously a costume party and he's dressed in drag.
Girls shirt.
Girls pants.
Girls belt.
Girls pointy shoes.
DoucheFag!
Girls shirt.
Girls pants.
Girls belt.
Girls pointy shoes.
DoucheFag!
# posted by : 3:01 PM
: 3:01 PM
Maybe he's post-op from a gerbil-ectomy and the shirt is really an abdominal binder.
# posted by : 3:25 PM
: 3:25 PM
Sal's Disco & Pizzeria seemed like a good idea at the time. Until this happened. Needless to say, no deliveries were made this night. Goombah!
# posted by : 3:49 PM
: 3:49 PM
even thought my eyes are bleeding because of this, it's got-to, got-to be Hall of Scrote ....
If I saw this in public I'd stare in disbelief so long that people would think I'd turned gay when really I'd be trying to unstick my brain from where it'd flattened itself against the back of my skull in absolute fear.
He must have used a whole can of Barbasol on his chest. And then waxed to be certain. I bet the hott has more hair on her chest than he does.
can't .... stop....looking....
aghast aghast.
If I saw this in public I'd stare in disbelief so long that people would think I'd turned gay when really I'd be trying to unstick my brain from where it'd flattened itself against the back of my skull in absolute fear.
He must have used a whole can of Barbasol on his chest. And then waxed to be certain. I bet the hott has more hair on her chest than he does.
can't .... stop....looking....
aghast aghast.
# posted by : 5:17 PM
: 5:17 PM
Seriously -- where do you go to buy a shirt like that?!?!?
Even the most flamboyant guys I know around here -- straight or gay or undecided -- would never have the amazingly poor judgement and lack of basic human awareness to degrade themselves with something like this. Even the painfully effeminate, alcoholic, middle-aged florists with the Cher Around the World® doll collections would have more self-restraint than that.
Please, somebody tell us this has to be a club in a small village of some poor emerging region in a former Soviet state.
Or Cleveland. Yes, most definitely Cleveland.
Even the most flamboyant guys I know around here -- straight or gay or undecided -- would never have the amazingly poor judgement and lack of basic human awareness to degrade themselves with something like this. Even the painfully effeminate, alcoholic, middle-aged florists with the Cher Around the World® doll collections would have more self-restraint than that.
Please, somebody tell us this has to be a club in a small village of some poor emerging region in a former Soviet state.
Or Cleveland. Yes, most definitely Cleveland.
I'm guessing he REALLY enjoys receiving a string of pearls.
Biggest question though, has he taken too much HGH, or too much estrogen?
Biggest question though, has he taken too much HGH, or too much estrogen?
wow, that guy needs sober up, quit trying to finger-bang the poodle head, and then be whipped across his blatantly exposed man boobs with that ridiculous Super Zero belt.
As I look in utter disgust with growing filth for mankind ... I can't believe this semi-hott is actually touching/grabbing/squeezing the moob ...
# posted by : 12:24 AM
: 12:24 AM
I hate it when the Zombies keep re-spawning after I shoot them....maybe, if I use the Flame-thrower, yeah, thats it
This is the most disgusting thing I have seen in my whole fucking life. This surpasses even Fish Slap, and I didn't think that was possible. DB1, you're making it hard for mem to continue liking you.
Hall.
Of.
Fucking.
Scrote.
Actually there should be a new Hall for this guy. If douchebagerry were Hell, this guy would be found in the Seventh Level.
ARGH!!!!!!
Hall.
Of.
Fucking.
Scrote.
Actually there should be a new Hall for this guy. If douchebagerry were Hell, this guy would be found in the Seventh Level.
ARGH!!!!!!
# posted by : 12:01 PM
: 12:01 PM
I just narrowly avoided slamming my forehead through my monitor just now.
WTF is up with this bag!!????
WTF is up with that shirt....and those jeans...and that tongue...and that douche face!!?????
And WTF did that girl smoke to do what she's doing?!???
WTF is up with this bag!!????
WTF is up with that shirt....and those jeans...and that tongue...and that douche face!!?????
And WTF did that girl smoke to do what she's doing?!???
# posted by : 8:39 PM
: 8:39 PM
I know, I know...it's a Rube Goldberg indouchetrination machine:
His hand grabs her thigh, her hand massages his Moob, his nips hide under breast-feeding shirt, tongue hangs out, milked for all it's worth. Oh, the SHAME of it.
His hand grabs her thigh, her hand massages his Moob, his nips hide under breast-feeding shirt, tongue hangs out, milked for all it's worth. Oh, the SHAME of it.
# posted by : 10:58 PM
: 10:58 PM
@ anon 10:53. Oh, I wasn't disgusted enough, so you had to remind me of Tara Reid's disgsting boobs? Thanks. Now I'm really ill.
# posted by : 11:05 AM
: 11:05 AM
It's as if Yakov Smirnoff has been slamming HgH and testosterone since he finally disappeared from pop culture, only to reappear with gigantic tits obscenely oozing out of that travesty of a shirt.
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: 5:33 PM 
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