Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Morgan's 'Bag Tag
Morgan writes in with a stage-2 Fratbag 'tag:
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DB1-
I was at the Wavehouse yesterday in Mission Beach and saw this tool dancing with a super hotty.
This place is known for its bleached out coked out chicks running around half naked so I feel it is my duty as an American to go... where of course many douches will follow.
-- Morgan
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He's standard issue scrote, Morgan, nothing too exceptional, but still a legitimate 'bag tag. Although the vintage 2004 Kutcher-hat and gino-shades are itchy. Speaking of, 2003-2004 Ashton Kutcher is an often overlooked nexus point for celebubag infection.
As to Party Hott, she clearly has a healthy spleen and chewable clavicles. I would partake like a greedy blowfish after a Brazilian monsoon.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 1:30 PM 
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*shrug* Yeah, he's a smelly poo boy but nothing terribly special. He's no Bra!, that's for sure. I dunno, this guy leaves me wanting more. And by more, I mean less. And by less, I mean mustache rides.
After closer inspection, I must deem this guy uber-douche. I present as evidence a blond wig with tilted trucker hat, shorts approaching shants length, and boat shoes WITH BLACK SOCKS. Even attempts at ironic-funny should not include such an amalgam of "fashion statements." And peek-a-boo bikini bottom, I see you.
# posted by 
: 1:38 PM
: 1:38 PM
Morgan, beware of strangers bearing blue, phallic shaped bottle/cans, for they bring ill will.
& sk8ter dude, nice black socks at the beach... are you English?
& sk8ter dude, nice black socks at the beach... are you English?
# posted by : 1:38 PM
: 1:38 PM
HA HA !!!! I ve been to the Wavehouse...and you just hit the nail on the head. Its like the Douche Capital of San Diego......next to the Gas Lamp
# posted by : 1:45 PM
: 1:45 PM
45-degree clockwise hat tilt is not THE ABSOLUTE doucheiest angle you could tilt a hat, but it's a slow news day so I guess we will have to lead off with this.
"Spastic Frankenstein Encasing Hott" seems to be a popular new dance craze amonst 'bags.
In summary, as an anthropological exhibit I don't think this will keep Margaret Mead up nights--but it does in fact have some merit in the furtherence of Scroteology.
"Spastic Frankenstein Encasing Hott" seems to be a popular new dance craze amonst 'bags.
In summary, as an anthropological exhibit I don't think this will keep Margaret Mead up nights--but it does in fact have some merit in the furtherence of Scroteology.
Props to Morgan for venturing into such a horrid abyss to make a 'bag tag. I would ask god to protect Morgan and all the fellow 'baghunters, but as evidenced by this pic (and every other one on the site for that matter), there clearly is no god.
# posted by : 1:48 PM
: 1:48 PM
Black socks huh? Wow.
Under no circumstances do you EVER wear black socks with shorts hombre. Unless you are a 75 year old guy shuffling around the grocery store at 5a.m. you don't have a right.
This dude must be legally blind. Green shoes, black socks, gray/brown shorts, black printed T, red hat, pink face, yellow hair. You rarely see a clown sporting that many colors. You know what I mean... "professional" clowns.
- Douchey Smurf
Under no circumstances do you EVER wear black socks with shorts hombre. Unless you are a 75 year old guy shuffling around the grocery store at 5a.m. you don't have a right.
This dude must be legally blind. Green shoes, black socks, gray/brown shorts, black printed T, red hat, pink face, yellow hair. You rarely see a clown sporting that many colors. You know what I mean... "professional" clowns.
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 1:53 PM
: 1:53 PM
Yeah, the black socks with slip-on Vans is definitely a fashion faux-pas. What we see here is a perfect example of the Lido Court Ball-Gobbler doucheing it up in classic form, at a classic location. That bar is the equivalent of Rehab, so being in attendence instantly qualifies this scrote for douche.
And the Hott is merely 7 on the SDSU scale, cute, but won't stop traffic. She's gonna try to "change" him, and I will just laff.
And the Hott is merely 7 on the SDSU scale, cute, but won't stop traffic. She's gonna try to "change" him, and I will just laff.
# posted by : 1:54 PM
: 1:54 PM
Comon,
Loafers and black socks on the beach scream, "I live with my Mom at age 28 but I got a drum set and I'm gonna make it goddamn it."
100% sure this guy is going home without the hot tonight
Loafers and black socks on the beach scream, "I live with my Mom at age 28 but I got a drum set and I'm gonna make it goddamn it."
100% sure this guy is going home without the hot tonight
# posted by : 1:54 PM
: 1:54 PM
The Puppet Master making the little spinner dance to his evil rhythm. His loin grinding this delicate flower into shark choad.
KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
While I save the sweet little beach fawn.
KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
While I save the sweet little beach fawn.
Further proof that San Diego was one of the unspoken reasons Lex Luthor tried to blow California into the Pacific.
# posted by : 2:17 PM
: 2:17 PM
She's one of those girls that only knows how to snap and move her hips. That's the hottest dance like yaknow, ever, like yaknow. As Miley Cyrus would say.
Pretty disappointing that 'bag hunters are going all Queer Eye on this dude. I'm giving him a notta.
# posted by : 2:26 PM
: 2:26 PM
Someone's finally pointed out that Ashton Kutcher is smelly, celebradouch poo? Thank you.
I think this deserves it's own post.
I think this deserves it's own post.
# posted by : 2:27 PM
: 2:27 PM
I don't see a Hott Chick in this pic, but I certainly see Exhibit A in the case of 'Bag Hunters v. Kutcher et al.
what douchey puppet master with invisible strings trying to make the hott dance
the hott in back of the train wreck is next
the hott in back of the train wreck is next
@massengill.... That's funny. A 'nota'. Uh o.k. whatever. As far as going all 'Queer Eye' somebody had to say it. If you really want to break it down 80% of the smartassed comments on this blog revolve around 'baggish' clothing, out of style tattoo movements, tilted hats, fake tans, etc., etc. The other 20% focuses on T&A.
So everyone that posts on here are guilty of fashion commentary.
Wouldn't be fun without it.
- Douchey Smurf
So everyone that posts on here are guilty of fashion commentary.
Wouldn't be fun without it.
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 2:48 PM
: 2:48 PM
Hey Morgan, how about a pic of the hott in back?
Maybe it's time we joined the daywalkers.
Black socks with shorts have been mainstream for a few years now.
Go to a golf course, most of the guys under 50 are wearing them.
But this douche is no golfer. Maybe a rolfer, but no golfer.
Maybe it's time we joined the daywalkers.
Black socks with shorts have been mainstream for a few years now.
Go to a golf course, most of the guys under 50 are wearing them.
But this douche is no golfer. Maybe a rolfer, but no golfer.
Work sucks today. As it did yesterday, and probably will tomorrow.
But, Oliver Wendell Holmes once said anesthesia was a “reversible lack of awareness.” Thank Xenu for anesthesia.
I don’t believe there’s anything these nitwits can do to reverse their lack of awareness. And by lack of awareness, I mean beach ‘bagin Spicoli style.
I need more valium to forget this nonsense.
But, Oliver Wendell Holmes once said anesthesia was a “reversible lack of awareness.” Thank Xenu for anesthesia.
I don’t believe there’s anything these nitwits can do to reverse their lack of awareness. And by lack of awareness, I mean beach ‘bagin Spicoli style.
I need more valium to forget this nonsense.
Im the guy that took this pic and I can tell you the wavehouse is like the Hard Rock pool of San Diego, a bunch of dudes who just got back from the gym trying to look cool or this type of guy. The girls are smokin though and the music is good so at times I just tolerate the super douchitiude. I did end up hooking up with a french black chick too that day, what are the odds?
# posted by : 3:58 PM
: 3:58 PM
@ morgino -
Nice tag! And by tag, I definitely don't mean "bodyspray." Nice job on the hookup, too - congrats, bub!
Nice tag! And by tag, I definitely don't mean "bodyspray." Nice job on the hookup, too - congrats, bub!
"Officer, cuff me quick and get me away from Frankendouche!"
Clothing and other self-selected accessories are manifestations of the douche's mindset. The posture and facial expression are critical clues of the scrote's attitude.
Douchosity 101
Clothing and other self-selected accessories are manifestations of the douche's mindset. The posture and facial expression are critical clues of the scrote's attitude.
Douchosity 101
blacksox! yeah, blacksox. good baseball team, not so good fashion faux pas. Only 70-year-old Alzheimer patients can get away with that. Don't try to bring that shet to the fashionable, pathetic 'bag.
She's your typical San Diego girl...here for 6 momnths, going to school or working at Enterprise or is a nanny, lives in PB but worked her way over to the WaveHouse...same story every year, looks good but way full of herself..dime a dozen here in San Diego...seen them come and go a million times over in the last 7 years...as far as the douche...well coast to coast they are the same...
# posted by : 10:54 PM
: 10:54 PM
Lay off my boy Sammy...
VanHaggar Rules, "Mosch-Tequilla"
LOL
No really, is he doing the Chicken Dance or the Hokee Pokee?
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VanHaggar Rules, "Mosch-Tequilla"
LOL
No really, is he doing the Chicken Dance or the Hokee Pokee?
# posted by : 9:31 AM
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