KKK sure is getting desperate for recruits.
 

Where did the Duke's get a trailer with a vaulted ceiling?

She's just my type, though.
Drunk, still drinking, and breathing.
 

TOO MUCH RED CUP!!! MY Eyes are BURNING!!
 

Wow.... cornrolls AND a mohawk.
 

@country o.g.:

add 'only half conscious' and she's just my type...

i'd file this one in the Total Dumbass category
 

Nice with the Ghostbusters reference, DB1.

We won't even talk about him. It's...it's just too much.
 

this is a first:
simultanious wigger hair braid with shitty faux hawk.

i believe his hair is in violation of at least 3 laws of physics, minimum.
 

@clementine of cappadoucha....nice call. i was wondering the same thing myself. after a quick 'google', i found this:

K. K. K. was a local fraternity established at Dickinson College in 1893. Very little is actually known about this small brotherhood, which dissolved in 1897. However, there appears to be no connection between the Dickinson fraternity and the national group bearing these same initials.

so it's safe to say those letters on the low ceiling aren't 'KKK'. maybe it's 'RRR'? as in the Russian River Resort. a place frequented by guys that look much like this dipshit.

it's possible.
 

Is that a shower curtain covering the sliding back door?

Actually, it makes sense because neither of these two look like they've spent much time in the shower...ever.
 

Beer pong should be played with paddles. End of story.
 

Real punks dont play drinking games, they just drink

Army of Douche-ness.
 

DB1, props for the Ghostbusters quote.
 

@ Army of Douche-ness

and bang bitches.
 

I can deduce two things from this photo:

1. His C1 through C7 neck vertabrae were surgically replaced with an 8" cock, and

2. She's giving him an uncomfortably stiff neck-boner.
 

As Hollywood filmgoing has repeatedly taught me, any woman who wears glasses is so smart she doesn't even have to open an Econ text book to pass the test.

And that's just if she is a blonde--if she is a BRUNETTE with glasses, she should join Mensa and you should ask her to explain Differential Calculus to you.

Nota bene: If this scene is occuring in the proximity of the Arizona State University campus, we may in fact be witnessing an ACTUAL ENTRANCE EXAM...
 

I don't care what anyone says, this fucker should be a yearly candidate. I haven't just straight up laughed at a photo on this site in God knows how long.
 

Sorry to burst your bubble, DB1, but that college blonde with sexy librarian glasses does not hail from a far off island, unless you consider Baltimore (or, in the native tongue, "Balmer") to be a far off island.

That HCwDB is drinking National Bohemian (Natty Boh), official drink of hipsters and douchebags throughout Charm City, which is a dead giveaway for their location.

-SES
 

"Duuuude, I'm like totally wasted!"

I would eat the daisy dukes off blonde librarian hott (wanna get a library card for that book depository) & ping pong paddle her rump!
 

he just might be Kid Rock's son.

take out the garbage boy.
 

@boatbutter: Truer words were never written.
 

Beer pong should be played with ten cups. Not six.
 

They could be three lopsided X's. Maybe she's on a game show where he tries to pick her up and every time he does something douchey she puts an X on the wall. Suffice to say, he lost.
 

@ boatbutter:

AMEN brother
 

I see trash bags... 4 of them
 

Is this jerkoff about to yak?
 

christ, is there anything better than a jean skirt made by cutting the crotch and legs off of jeans?!?!?!

amen to the first whore to do that!
 

Shaffers and Pabst!?!?! Weeeee Doggie!

Three strikes.......

Y'all are OUT!!!
 

@crankgypsy

Let me add: God bless any young lady willing to cutoff a skirt or pair of shorts so high that the pocket starts to peek out below.

Tip 'o my hat to you, Hott Librarian. Even if you are in a white supremacist fraternity.
 

National Brohemian?
Natty Bro?

I think we have a winner...
 

Wow, they're rocking the Natty Boh. Baltimore's favorite. Kong exemplifies all that douche. All hail Kong!
 

@pfah -

Maybe it's "Red Ribbon Revelry"? Then again, "revelry" might be too much for Rooster Cockburn's vocabulary, even if he is, indeed, rockin' the 'beater and ripped jeans.



And she should simply doff the skort(?) - there's been far too much cut off of it, so it's now a useless garment. I think even Daisy Duke would blush while wearing that.
 

fyodor,

i'm with you... when this gets put up for (and subsequently wins) the weekly, it should be renamed "National Brohemian, Hon" or "Natty Broh, Hon" or some such.

-ses
 

This dude's striking the same posture Michael Scott does when doing his robotic "take me to your leader" bit. For that alone, he needs to be stabbed in the sinuses.
 

I would have NOTHING in common with this guy...and thank God for that!
 

What a first class dumbass.
 

This picture pisses me off more than just about any other. There are two options for what it says over their head, it's either KKK or Lambda Lambda Lambda, and honestly I'm not sure which one would bother me more. Being fucking dumb enough to be down with the Klan, or being fucking dumb enough to rip off Revenge of the Nerds, while dressed like that...

Second, there is only ONE beer that is to be referred to as "Natty" and that is Natty Ice (or Natty Light if you're really cheap). So the fact that these two have come together over a PBR and some National Bohemian, and they also seem to have a $3 bottle of rot gut on the table next to some sort of vibrator has made me lose my will to live.

She however might be the loveliest white trash to ever be viewed on this site...
 

I found this pic and knew when I glanced my eyes over it, the photo would wind up on the site. Yes, they are from Baltimore and that is all I do know (other than the girls name)
 

Whatever he's drinking is about to come back up.

I wish all librarians would wear tiny little denim skirts.
 

Oh boy - clear douchebag here. Didn't make it beyond the jeans. I gotta admit though; he looks like one of those punk rockers that turns out to be a genius and surprises the shit out of you when he turns out to be some level III engineer at NASA. Not defending him, just sayin...
 

@don't wheeze

I think these are less "skort" and more "skunderpants." And I approve.
 

This photo makes me embarrassed to have been born in Baltimore.
 

this guy prob works at hollister or abercrombie
 

cornrows, a faux hawk AND what appears to be strip down his chin a la Adnan?

http://octrendsetter.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/britney-spears-and-adnan-ghalib-secretly-married.jpg

consider my mind blown.
 

Hott Pockets!

Douche!

Rum!

Get rid of the douche, and I'm in heaven, and by that I mean mmpfft, I got my tongue stuck in Librarian's jeans.
 

Usually I am somewhat homesick for good ol Bawlmer, but not today. This pic has to be from one of the finer white trash enclaves of Baltimore. Somehow I managed to spend 31 years in the region and never once ended up at a pseudo punk beer pong klan rally.
 

I fought this kid..... That is why his pants are fucked up... Also, that cup he's holding... It's filled with my piss.
 

fuck, summer is fun.
 

mexican gangster meets son of needlehead + Ubiquitous Reds + deflated balloons and appalling party decorations + hottie = worst house party of all time.

im calling my stockbroker to increase my holdings in the company that makes those cups. sales are booming.