The similarity is uncany...
He's like the Predators retarded cousin from Jackson County, Missoury!
 

Get f'in Choppah Reid in there.
 

Their faces are shiny. The rest, not so much. What abominable technology is responsible for this mess?
 

Ivan Rodriguez. You Douche!

Step away from the blondie. Seriously, she makes me shiver. I would disembowel a Hairy-eared Dwarf Lemur with a plastic spatula while eating uncooked pork loins and speaking in tongues at the feet of the Archdioceses of Madagascar during Lent if it meant I could bathe in the leach field and drink deeply from the septic tank of the spray insulation technician that installed the dry cellulose in her stepfather’s house.

At least that’s my first thought while working off a hangover from an eleven hour flight from Arica, Chile to Dallas. Thank the Lord Xenu the flight attendants kept me sufficiently hydrated with Jack n’ Coke
 

Is that slime, or grease dripping from his face?
He's leaving a trail of it on the ground.
As for her, don't make the mistake of enlarging the pic to get a better look at her face like I did.

$100 8 ball
 

Nice analogy, ch, nice analogy...
 

A Mexican Ahhhrnold?, not so bad, until you see theFreakin.White.Belt.
Looks like he keeps his front yard clean, as well....Bi?,...porno stud?
I'm going to date myself a bit here, but, she's got a bit of the Vintage Terri Garr goin on....YUM!
Gene Wilder-"nice knockers"
Terri Garr-"thank you!"
one of the best movies...ever
 

Dude.

Are you at the beach? Are you tanning? No?

Then put your fucking shirt back on. Douche.
 

The Hot Chick with Dwarf Bag trend continues....
 

Nice belt. I think I had that same one. In 1983. I wore it to junior high with my Flashdance off-the-shoulder shirt.
 

Nice pix.

After he knocks her up and they get married, they can frame it, give a copy to both their parents, and keep a 8x10 glossy print on top of the TV, so when they're 65 and the kids are grown they can remember the good old days.

Fuckwits.
 

Arnold as Dutch:

"Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!"



yeah. and now he's the Governor of California.

and married to Skeletor.
 

he shoulda saved some wax for his eyebrows...
 

@ anon 9:25 ($100 8 ball)

Yeah, she's put the makeup on there a little heavily, no?

Like John McCain said to his wife -- in public -- "At least I don't slather on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt!"

I decry the misuse of makeup. It should accentuate, not obliterate.

That douche still needs to put his fucking shirt back on, though.
 

@Pfah...

love the Skeletor blast.
but who else should marry that musclebag?
 

Good point, Pfah....this kid has the build that is to Ahnuld what an H3 is to the Hummer...and he has Maria Shriver's latex-over-ant-skull facial features...could this be Ahnuld Jr.?

Or did Ahnuld just forget to flush?

I'm getting a strange Chrissy from 3's Company vibe off of blondie for some reason...
 

Joey White-belt: "Wow it sure is hot out here I better slip out of my Affliction T-shirt.... do a few push ups and find a random chick to poseur with."

- Douchey Smurf
 

Tragically, it appears as though his head shrank in the tanning booth.
 

Aw, c'mon now. I'm sure her real face is just as nice as the one she's fashioned out of CoverGirl and shellac. On the other hand, it looks like her smock could easily be lifted and secured over her head, so it's all good.

As for the douche: You're ghostin' us, douchebag. I don't care who you are back in the world, you take off your shirt one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
 

I bet she resembles a hippy Lou ferrigno in the mornings, before she puts on all the makeup.

Lou, I don't care what shirtless man stands next to you, you will always be the hulk.
 

the street performance of "Grease"

...with very bad wardrobe!
 

Even the choppah will not get you away from the "miscellaneous deductions" by the Department of Family and Child Services.
 

@ pfah

I always fancied Maria Shriver as a raven tressed scull
 

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Douchetoevsky,

I'm afraid they've already tied the knot judging by the bling on her finger. Guess Jerz-Guid weddings require the groom to go topless these days.
 

Cameraman: "Ok now smile, make kissy lips, puff yourself up, squinch those abs, make sure your bling-white belt-underwear-shiny gold purse-and cell phones are visible...tilt your head...and say BLEETH!"

Sorry I missed all of this I was in the bathroom purging.
 

Wow,

I didn't know you could have the "mark of the bag" on your cheek.
 

If it [this douche] bleeds, then we can kill it.

He's using the trees!

AV
 

Is it the camera flash, or maybe bad tanniong booth choices...but her arm tan doesn't match her legs...Could I be seeing panty hose?

Not that's a bad thing....I think...maybe....or is it?
 

yeah anon, upon closer examination, she's a butta-face... & is this a klan rally? burnin' cross in the background
 

YOU ARE ONE UGLY SON OF A...
 

This guy was on Beauty And The Geek, his douchey name is sam
 

this guy looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Donkey Douche.
 

Do you think the bleeth is what Renee Zellweger would look like if she wasn't a mummy?
 

I ain't got time ta bleeth.
 

@Anon, 10:00 a.m. -

You're onto something with the head shrinkage. I was thinking the same thing, though it's possible he overdid the Prep H on his face instead of his abs. All of his facial features are converging toward the center.
 

Starship Troopers 3 called; they need Rico back.
 

Is that Joan or Melissa Rivers with the overly made up pseudo-hot?
 

Is this chick wearing a towel? I aint got time to douche!

-Parker Lewis Cant Douche
 

He looks like he's been surgically altered to look like an Anime Character. His look is "colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar theater". His gut's in great shape from lifting sacks of mulch all day long. Her upper arms are almost as thick as her thighs. Skanky bleeth.
 

I think that is one of those new male real dolls...although I dont know why the hott would need one. She can unwrap my plastic anyday.
 

Typical Jersey guido.
 

Ahnold's GET TO THE CHOPPAH! Scene, I had to look it up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye2esO7G6oM&feature=related
 

she's porntsdtic he is millenium bag's unferage twink lover who steals the frugs and money and leaves while millenium bag is in the shower post rear-wrangling...

as far as skeletor is concerned...i was always confused about her dad sargent shriver...i was like how is this dude only a seargeant if he knows the kennedy's and stuff...i was a confused kid
 

OMG - the salmon bell and a clean shavin douchebag.

I mean, it's that time of the month - explains the salmon bell and she does need a douchebag. After all she's wearing a bloat-protection outfit...yikes.

He needs a beard to get her fancy...

I need some more zebra the yak...

DJ
 

Wow, this scrote has an incredible under bite...actually it's sooo fuck'n bad he swears pussy tastes like ass.
 

He probably smeared that anal lube (the one those douches use on abs to look ripped. Forgot the name) on his face.
She's working on her xtina look, pregnancy clothes and everything
 

The'bag hag in the hideous Nicole Ritchie preggo dress is every bit as annoying as Dirk, ze junior predator.

What would fix this image real quick?

He wears the preggo dress, she wears jeans and no top. He gets quickly beaten and stomped on by a gang of homophobes, and she lives to find another 'bag to hag on.
 

looks like he greased his face up
 

Cheek Implants, where do you get 'em? Oh, the same place where you get over-size white belts, CHEEZY MCCHEEZEBALL'S
 

Are we sure this guy isn't THIS guy?

http://www.cwtv.com/shows/beauty-and-the-geek-4/cast/sam

Who is also this guy:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0395353/
 

That's him alright! 100% CHEESE!
 

I already said he was on BatG earlier

Glad someone agrees
 

hey, this guy was an extra in the movie "bloodsport"
 

I guess thrusting out your lower jaw while slightly puckering your mouth is the international symbol for "Im a f**king douche". Its funny too,....if this were between 1985 and 1990, this guy would NEVER purposely look like this. Back then, this was the George Michael look. George Michael is gay as the day is long. Now a days,...this is considered manly??? I say no. Dude, so you're in shape. Thats fantastic. Nobody gives a sh*t that you had the time to do 10,000 crunches. Its not enough for this incredible douche to simply have his shirt off,....no,..he has to flex his abs whenever he hears a camera flash warming up. On top of that, the key to achieve total Douchedom, is to make sure you, at all times, have SOMETHING in your hand to gRiP hard just in case someone pulls out a camera and you need to really flex your douchebag arm.
 

Ok - swear to god I saw this motherfucker on the subway in NYC. He was wearing a red shirt that read "diesel diesel diesel etc etc etc" and the same one pair of Armani Exchange jeans that he probably owns. Mind you he was talking about getting into the VIP section at some club with a friend of his. This conversation took place at 4pm on a Wednesday afternoon....

Up close and personal he has terrible fucking skin loaded with acne due to the 3-4 steroids that he's on to create his physique. Straight orange tan too. This kid is a regular fucking homo.
 

An elf carrying a small bottle of water? Now i've seen everthing. That's more funny than a grown man with a lot of tattoos walking his chihuahua. And isn't that a belt meant for females? I think he's trying to tell us something here..
 

Brah you are totally ripped!
You gotsta bang thad skank hard for me brah!
Wax your brows brah they are harry-scary! We'll meet up later then you can bang me brah.