can someone please photoshop a hot chick into the orange russian picture? so much douchey awesomeness...
 

What's the brothabag doing in the back? He seems oddly out of place...
 

"hey vinnie, if your sister joins our dance crew, we'll have street cred-wird!"
 

Photos like this make me question my faith...

...in beer. I think I need to increase my intake, to compensate for this monstrosity of doucheness.
 

So the kid in the ribcage blazer in the front row has to show off by letting us know where he likes to take it.
 

TONIGHT, the final 11 on the runaway hit TV show "So You Think You Can Douche?"
 

Somewhere, Clay Aiken just messed his pants.
 

I couldn't possibly make that up.
 

the new hit salsa sensation, "Scrotal Recall"
 

"Hey guys! If we can talk ONE TOKEN FEMALE into joining us, it won't be a sausage fest!!:

Yeah, right.

Discrete flash of the A-OK Gang Mafia signal by Chinpubes front and center.
 

this is like an acid trip, every possible form and expression of douchiness known to man has an example here. No two douches are alike in any way, and yet, THEY ARE ALL DOUCHES. Its is a masterpiece of 'bagdom, and needs to go the HOS, ASAP
un freakin believable
 

OK - that chick's hot...
 

Since I'm working on my post-grad thesis titled "The Sorry-ass State of Music in the Early 21st Century", I'm going to use this pix as Exhibit A.
 

doe-eyed hott?

i wish someone had carefully hidden a cluster bomb amongst this douchestrocity...

they indeed suck alpaca balls.

and probably enjoy it.
 

Is this for that new reality show, "The Bag-elor?"
 

If we put on these cool threads, act real tough, maybe, just maybe; she will let us see a booby. Tehee, it's gonna be great!
 

" Joey Lawrence? David Beckham. David Beckham? Joey Lawrence. "
 

These guys just passed Menudo for the title of World's Gayest Band.
 

Left To Right, back row:

Ball Bag
P So Bad
Aus-schnitzel
Depeche Douche
1 Too Manny
The fuck'n asshole keyboard playah
Rick

Bottom row L to R:

Momma's Furry Cock Ring
Walking "P"-dro
The Dickhead who own's the PA system

Oh, and HOTTNESS who is stuck in the band "DOUCHE PANDEMIC"
 

Is that a boy band or one of these emo-core bands like Hawthorne Heights? I cant believe i even have to think about this...

She's Gina Gershon prefection telling Larry David "meet me at the hotel and don't bother bringing the sheet!"

my god...

Army of Douche-ness
 

Choadbuwumba
 

i need the true backstory for this pic as I know it will be infinitely more funny and douchey than anything short of Crucial Head's fermented-grain-fueled imagination can imagine...

and p.s., no Im not THE stalker of CH.
 

Caption:

The photo op at the "Fat Funny One" boy-banders' convention was a rousing success!
 

Dammit!
 

I have been rendered speechless.
 

I can't stop staring at Bubba Bag there on the bottom right. Something just ain't right about him, and I don't just mean the douchiness. Maybe it's the squinty eye, but I don't think his ancestors made it all the way out of the genetic swamp.

He looks like a gay Klan member. (Or is that redundant?)
 

Holy crap ... it's like they dumped half of Vegas into one room. Someone should have turned on the gas, threw in a lit match, and ran like hell. There's no excuse for this.

Her you can keep. She's kind of cute and all, but nothing could survive being in close proximity with that much douchedom. Nothing. She's somewhere sticking her tongue out flashing the shocker down on the shore as we speak.
 

I see only four 'bags. In order of ascending 'bagginess:

*Bottom left Brrr it's cold, good thing there are pubes all over my hood 'bag

*To his right Mouthbreathing chin pubed gang sign 'bag. Throw it up Chad!

*To his right Dogtagged Joey Fatone 'bag. Way to make chunky look good broheim

*Center striped shirt 'bag. Dude...
 

Hey Lawrence, nice D-neck...Faggot.
 

Whoaaa.... I would have never guessed that was Joey Lawrence.... What happened to the flannel and John Stamos hair?
 

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Damn, thanks for the Joey pic, DB1.

I saw a series of those last week and am happy someone else caught it the same way I did. For those who missed the collection of doucheosity, the best part is that he was out walking with his wife and daughter. His very respectable-looking wife's pushing the kid -- who's like three -- in the stroller, while Smirky McWaterbottle's traipsing along in his white flip flops and wristdana looking like rough trade from an online escort site.

Wow.
 

First off, it's Joseph now. Not Joey. Second, what the fuck? What kind of wife let's you leave the house looking like that? Whoa indeed.

Now on to more pressing matters, namely the Portuguese family portrait. Man. That is impressive. It's like every crappy trend all thrown into one pic. It looks like a time capsule of America from 1988 to 2008.

I have to go lie down now. Feeling dizzy. And sick.
 

lolzors, that fat wun is lookin at me funee.
 

thi is the fucking united nations "axe" casting call.
 

seriously though, what are they?
 

OK let's try to break this down, see if we can use our collective brains to solve where this occurred.

Number one, the lighting indicates this wasn't done by a professional, the light washes out some of their faces and casts shadows against the back wall. So we can rule out this being a reunion of Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Number two, they all look too old to be in high school, too much facial hair so this can't be some sort of prom photo, or a joke picture, it's too sophisticated.

Third, some of these folks like REALLY familiar, but I can't place them. I almost feel like this is a collection of musicians of the emo/indie variety on tour together.

She however is just smoking, she hits me right where I like...
 

Amongst the many things I can't figure out here is - Isn't the Hott supposed to be in THE CENTER of the picture?
 

Your challenge tonight on Dog Eat Dog™ is to select the one who really is a male; all the rest are the rest are male impersonators.
 

How do you get 10 douchebags into a phone booth?

Tell them there's a camera in there, about to snap a picture.
 

We could drop a thermobaric explosive on this gaggle of choate, and wouldn't put a dent in the douchebag population...

BUT IT'S A START!
 

I bet the girl in the middle is holding her breath. The mixture of toxic fumes from those guys' hair products and cheap cologne would be enough to knock out a skunk!
 

scrotean's eleven
 

Color Me Choad?
Douche Charlotte?
Panic at the Disco?