Sunday, July 20, 2008
The Weatherhead
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The driving force of the human race. To conquest. To control. To rise above and go beyond the bounds and limits of space.
Leif Ericson. Christopher Columbus. Neil Armstrong. Each took that leap forward to a new land of discovery. When George Mallory was asked why he climbed Mt. Everest, he responded simply, "because it was there."
The Weatherhead follows this same primal human drive. The Weatherhead knows that to wear glasses, headband and still have one's hair spike up six inches can first occur only as a dream. To balance a Bud Light on top of a coke, while awkwardly embracing a pool hott must first be drawn up on graph paper.
It takes months, maybe years of planning. But The Weatherhead has a dream. And The Weatherhead triumphs.
Let us all learn the lessons of risk and reward that Weatherhead offers us. And by learn the lesson, I mean stare at skinny bikini girl's firm yet soft yet firm yet soft butt bongos.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:41 AM 
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Do hotts get tramp stamps to distinguish themselves from males? Is that a guide for the douche so he can choose which gender he wants to try to take home that day/night?
Please, God, send a tsunami.
But save the innocent funny/smart guys among them. Don't forget Surfer Kelly, by the way. And protect the boobies.
Amen.
But save the innocent funny/smart guys among them. Don't forget Surfer Kelly, by the way. And protect the boobies.
Amen.
I'm not sure, but I think beneath the Bud Light bottle, the weather 'bag is holding not a coke, a can of Thrombosis.
Don't tell him, though. I'll take Pool Hott off his hands once the clot reaches his heart.
Don't tell him, though. I'll take Pool Hott off his hands once the clot reaches his heart.
@don't wheeze
That's the best theory I've heard so far. It can't be any desire for individuality, or good taste.
True story: As I was entering my home the other day, I saw a delightful little neighbor hott. Petite, lovely figure, short skirt showing off fantastic gams. She puts something in her car, and then...imagine my disappointment when she had what appeared to be a scale replica of Guernica tatted on her back.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:PicassoGuernica.jpg
That's the best theory I've heard so far. It can't be any desire for individuality, or good taste.
True story: As I was entering my home the other day, I saw a delightful little neighbor hott. Petite, lovely figure, short skirt showing off fantastic gams. She puts something in her car, and then...imagine my disappointment when she had what appeared to be a scale replica of Guernica tatted on her back.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:PicassoGuernica.jpg
The 'bag headbutt prevents the pool hott from finishing her pose. The horror, the horror! The Horror!
# posted by 
: 9:32 AM
: 9:32 AM
Today's forecast: cloudy with a 100% chance of douchebaggery. Hotts, take your umbrellas - they'll protect you from falling douchegrease.
# posted by : 9:36 AM
: 9:36 AM
Me Likes!, a little augmentation, maybe say, from those 'A's', up to say, a 'C'....and she's right there. And, by there, I mean here, in my lap, slurping homemade mead out of my naval in between go-rounds
man, look at those abs. Me thinks she does pilates, step aerobics...some ish, in addition to skiing the slopes with d-bags
Sinfonian @ 9:26
The red can is an energy drink called "Throwdown" - the official drink of the MMA. (See what happens when one has too much time on one's hands???)
Which means, of course, that's exactrly what the petite hott will do to Weatherhead if he makes any move on her...
The red can is an energy drink called "Throwdown" - the official drink of the MMA. (See what happens when one has too much time on one's hands???)
Which means, of course, that's exactrly what the petite hott will do to Weatherhead if he makes any move on her...
# posted by : 10:15 AM
: 10:15 AM
I see a "tramp-stamp." She's already been infected with his Axe-laden douchitude. And when I say infected, I mean I'll be using a condom to bone the aforementioned pool hott.
He dug up those shades from his trip to Alamogordo, NM...when he was sent with his 4H club to check for radioactive lizards...hence his permanently spiked coif and gout which causes him to lean unnaturally to the left.
He dug up those shades from his trip to Alamogordo, NM...when he was sent with his 4H club to check for radioactive lizards...hence his permanently spiked coif and gout which causes him to lean unnaturally to the left.
Hey Brenden, er...nadnerb...
Kudos for spying the "Throwdown;" it appears he is drinking "Rampage Regular" which sports an aggressive looking "male-oriented theme design."
Maybe they ought to change it to an egregious looking "douchebag-oriented theme design."
I'll pile a few of those into an empty pillowcase and wail on the scrote until he's medically brain dead.
Then bag his hott (while wearing a condom on my john-thomas, of course.)
Kudos for spying the "Throwdown;" it appears he is drinking "Rampage Regular" which sports an aggressive looking "male-oriented theme design."
Maybe they ought to change it to an egregious looking "douchebag-oriented theme design."
I'll pile a few of those into an empty pillowcase and wail on the scrote until he's medically brain dead.
Then bag his hott (while wearing a condom on my john-thomas, of course.)
Looks like a strong onshore flow is blowing Wheatherhead, his spikey douchey-doo, and the beverages into the hott towards the cabana.
A sturdy young lass there, holding fast against the onslaught.
What if she ducks out of the way -- is there a danger of an ecological catastrophe should Bud Light, Throwdown and douche-grease get mixed together?
A sturdy young lass there, holding fast against the onslaught.
What if she ducks out of the way -- is there a danger of an ecological catastrophe should Bud Light, Throwdown and douche-grease get mixed together?
Augdoucheust Rodin's "The Thinker" in the backgroud is contemplating the simple beauty of the woodgrain.
Wearther-top looks like he should be next in the queue for "The Deerhunter" revolver competition!
# posted by : 11:33 AM
: 11:33 AM
Ya don't need a Weatherhead to know which way the Douche blows....
Nice pinky ring...asscunt.
Nice pinky ring...asscunt.
# posted by : 11:43 AM
: 11:43 AM
When he's not macking on hotts, the weatherhead's hair is also used to show the direction of the wind at the local airport.
# posted by : 11:55 AM
: 11:55 AM
Innocent, young hott is scrotally assaulted while she tries to pose for camera nerd.
The last time I saw something so greasy plastered up against something so semi-clean.
It was a Whopper against the plate glass window of the drive-thru at BK, after Shaniqua fucked up my order one too many times.
The last time I saw something so greasy plastered up against something so semi-clean.
It was a Whopper against the plate glass window of the drive-thru at BK, after Shaniqua fucked up my order one too many times.
Devo called, they said if you wont wear a flowerpot hat, then they want their blast shields back
# posted by : 12:21 PM
: 12:21 PM
blowout, welding goggles, camo pants, beater, mandanna, bud light - argh - pure scrote. I like 'em slender and petite, so the hott works for me, but she's clearly bleethed - the tramp stamp says it all.
These people are garbage. They need a clue.
These people are garbage. They need a clue.
# posted by : 12:29 PM
: 12:29 PM
@ cheezeporn
I dunno dude, she can do a dbl back flip onto my pommelhorse anytime...
Weather-top I would put out on the curb with the other waste cans
I dunno dude, she can do a dbl back flip onto my pommelhorse anytime...
Weather-top I would put out on the curb with the other waste cans
# posted by : 12:36 PM
: 12:36 PM
his hair looks like from 'There's something about Mary" ... you know, where the cum is hanging from the guys ear, and she thinks its hair gel and rubs it in her hair ... thinking its hair gel.
Well, this mega-douche, must have jacked off an elephant ... what a fag.
Well, this mega-douche, must have jacked off an elephant ... what a fag.
Aw, leave the poor brutha alone! He's just doing the gentlemanly thing and carrying her Coca-Cola/RedBull-imprinted jelly double dildo for her.
"There's Something About Douche Bags" huh Patrick? Nice call.
Hottie looks like she might like it rough too, note the bruising on the lower thigh.
It also appears as though the Hottness has a yin yang cymbal...woops...symbal on the back of her bikini.
Does that mean it's a two way street?
Hottie looks like she might like it rough too, note the bruising on the lower thigh.
It also appears as though the Hottness has a yin yang cymbal...woops...symbal on the back of her bikini.
Does that mean it's a two way street?
It was actually Sir Edmund Hillary who first summited Mt. Everest back in '53 and uttered the famous "because it was there".
# posted by : 3:54 PM
: 3:54 PM
If this dweeb ass were to get a shot of leg from her, it would kill him like a dose of strychnine.
Buckaroo
Buckaroo
# posted by : 5:55 PM
: 5:55 PM
Sir Edmund Hillary was first- Mallory ddidn't reach the summit. But the quote is Mallory's. And this hott can have the keys to my car- provided I get to show her my famous "banana in the tailpipe" trick.
# posted by : 8:39 PM
: 8:39 PM
nice to see she followed up the tramp stamp(seriously i would love to interview girls about to get them, and then follow up a couple of weeks after, see if the cultural marker is all they thought it would be.) with the blue strong bracelet in support of removing embarassing chrome from traier hitches...
# posted by : 9:32 PM
: 9:32 PM
Why Hello fans... this is the HOTT speaking... my girls and I were in Vegas at Rehab RX and saw this douche... proceeded to set up this pic just for you all...
thanks for the ab, work-out comments - tis true - work hard and play hard - just not w/'bags of any kind.
As for the tramp stamp - very happy to have it, thank you - been on my lower back for 3+ years and still no regrets... call it whatever you want - me likey.
So sorry to bust the bubble and throw in a set up picutre, but this guy was too good of a douche to resist.
Hugs, Love, Kisses
The owner of the stamp *Pool Hott*
;X
thanks for the ab, work-out comments - tis true - work hard and play hard - just not w/'bags of any kind.
As for the tramp stamp - very happy to have it, thank you - been on my lower back for 3+ years and still no regrets... call it whatever you want - me likey.
So sorry to bust the bubble and throw in a set up picutre, but this guy was too good of a douche to resist.
Hugs, Love, Kisses
The owner of the stamp *Pool Hott*
;X
# posted by : 12:48 PM
: 12:48 PM
.. oh ya - and I DO happen to like it rough, however, the bruise is from mountain biking.
what?
what?
# posted by : 12:56 PM
: 12:56 PM
Hey anonymous Hott;
Joey wants to wear you like a hat.
Look me up and gimmie a call.
You're way hotter than Amy Fisher, but I'll still use a condom. No offense.
Joey wants to wear you like a hat.
Look me up and gimmie a call.
You're way hotter than Amy Fisher, but I'll still use a condom. No offense.
"I swear dudes, she can take it all, both blue & red, at once... it's awesome bros!"
# posted by : 5:50 PM
: 5:50 PM
@Joeybuttadoucho: 3 posts and three mentions of wearing a condom? Come on now.
# posted by : 12:41 PM
: 12:41 PM
@ anon 12:41
IT'S A JOKE!!
Because, honestly, I'd fuck a black mamba with a festered ass...but, only if you held it's head.
Is this THE pool hott, by the way??
Joey likes you.
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IT'S A JOKE!!
Because, honestly, I'd fuck a black mamba with a festered ass...but, only if you held it's head.
Is this THE pool hott, by the way??
Joey likes you.
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