Don't know about Waldouche, but I see alot of chinny chin chin on the two girls to the right...
 

Mr. Pink hasn't left the house in a few weeks. Me neither, but like Mr. Blue realizes, those muels aren't worth the trouble. Just let them do your homework. Keep it business.
 

2 hotts, 2 dorks & a hog... one ragin' UBC partay! me & foreground blondie could play pattycake... she could play hands free, if ya know what I mean.
 

tjis site makes my panties misty while i work,

i like that,

id also like to read a journal of C.H's thoughts...just the dirty ones.!
 

Two words:

Doody bubble.



Congrats, Crucial Head, on your stalk- uh... I mean, admirer!
 

I think the hott in brown is the "chick from logistics"....I'd like to show her my "O" face.

Oh.....

Oh....

OH!
 

It appears that wiggerdom is alive and well. Nothing more nauseating than young white kids throwin' up gang signs.
 

ummm the "peace sign" is not really used by any of the gangs
 

remove the pink polo shirt, and i would swear i crapped that out this morning.

the kid in the blue shirt at the table is just killing me. what an expressionless dweeb. hey Walter, there's girls around, act nonchalant.

he's a future hall-of-famer in the Young Republicans Club.

blondie in the foreground likes long walks on the beach, expensive presents, shops at Aerie's, and will knob-slob on the first date if the boy is rich enough. and the same goes for the goober in the pink polo.
 

When I was at ASU, everyone knew U of A had a better pre-med program.
 

The guy letting his girlfriend make his drink for him in the upper left might be a Stealth Douche.

Brunette should really practice the hand signals in her spare time if she wants to join the Scissor Gang Mafia.

The hand signal really needs to become second nature.
 

Terrible, utterly terrible here. Pinky's a two-pump chump who thinks he's Peter North and Stewart the dork-ass rocking the oxford is mute.

These broads are so drunk off the Malibu that they can't even Scissor Gang represent correctly. Damn undergrads can't hold their liquor.

Something about healthy brunette with cleave makes me thinks she is a head doctor. But I could be wrong.
 

sometimes i feel i missed out on valuable opportunities by not getting a college education.

then i see something like this trainwreck and i realize: nnnaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....
 

Ah premeds, the douchiest of all majors. And this is only one of the reasons why.
 

Thanks for throwing up the pitchfork and making the rest of us Sun Devils proud Pinkie. It's unfortunate that so many of those fags go to ASU.

Beautiful Blondie in Brown is what I remember loving most about about Tempe.

And by what I mean boobies.
 

I actually vote notadouche just doing a pimp pose for the camera. He may be a southern-prep type, but that doesn't automatically qualify for douche status. I rate him notadouche also based on the quality of the two guys I see in the picture, neither of whom are really douched out.

I understand though. I would post this picture too for the trio of peace sign hotties.
 

True story: I had to get a cast on my leg when I was around 10 or 11. When they put it on, a nurse not unlike Blonde in Brown here assisted, and she gave me a sly grin and an inner-thigh tickle. I went through puberty right there. And I discovered that it's difficult to cover a boner when you're already in your underwear.

A pedophile? Perhaps. I was technically pre-pubescent when she touched me. But God bless you, Nurse Pedophile, wherever you are.
 

@ Crucial:

One man's chin is another man's groin bumper; "Not by my hairs on her chinny chin chin"...
 

That sucking sound you'd hear if you were there would be Edgar the Young Republican there at the table sucking all the fun out of the room. Or his roommate Chad servicing a frat-mate.
 

That's the nicest frat house I've ever seen. Bet its little Stewie Oxford's parents house. Mom and Dad are making the fondu off to the left and Stewie's about to get tourqued off with Chad acting like a raging assbag and saying stupid things in front of his parents. Oh, when we want to act like a retard, the motion looks a lot like what Chad is doing.
 

you need a big "rock" to crush all these scissors!
 

Pinky is total douche, he's throwing the rare simultaneous 'Shocker/Scissors Combo'
PINK SHIRT, kissy-lips..
'nuff said...
from left to right,(from table)
stick up ass, cute, douche, chubby/cute,lunch!
 

Excuse me, but there must have been a mix-up at the liquor store. Blue cups are only given to the anti-douche. I will have to justifiably murder these people to rectify. Except for my little purveyor of peace on the right. I want to host a bed-in with young Charlize there and imagine all the people high-fiving me for nailing her.
 

Buzzkill in the blue shirt and the cameraman--I am guessin'--have an interesting "backstory" that involves competition over the same hott.

I mean, if looks could kill...
 

blue shirt is thinking "what the hell am i doing here?!?

"Oh - that's right: boobies!"
 

That dude looks little a naked mole... or maybe a new born rabbit. Man you are awesome! And by awesome I mean you so closely resemble new born vermin that I could projectile vomit.

- Douchey Smurf
 

I just realized I look, dress, and frown just like the Young Republican there. Should I kill myself?
 

Pinkie says: "I not 'tarded! I SPESHUL!"
 

I almost feel like we've seen far-right blonde before.
 

I think the real douche is wearing the yellow.

That's a man baby, yeah!

Thank god for red eye remover, blue

Ox Douche would have burnt out our

eyes with that stare.
 

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What Fratdouche, no popped-collar?

While the evil sibling of Christian Slater in blue seems a few missed doses of prozac away from going postal.

I bet he masturbates to the Saturday Evening Post.

Don't worry...the female nurses will soon be inserting catheters into the penises of eighty-year-old men while Fratdouche flashes faux-gang-signs over the old man's head in a Nu Omega Douche homage to the good old days.

Bag 'em all. I weep for the future.
 

I'm not buying the "blue shirt guy as stiff boring Young Republican." His face says to me, "Look at this pink-shirted, brainless sack of poo I have to put up with. Why can't he just die and leave me in peace?" I can't help but agree, although I'd add on the desire to show my disgust by vomiting in douche-wigga's face.
 

I vote nottadouche on blue shirt but pink shirt is once, twice, three times a douchebag and thus tilts the balance back over into choadville.
 

I concur...blue button-down medical twerp wishes pink polo-shirt wearing Fratdouche would simply choke himself to death on a teflon spatula.
 

Again, this is what Hot Chicks with Doucebags is all about: totally smokin' blondie with delectable ta-tas is the hott (and ONLY hott), and Pinkie McTard is the douchebag. The only wrong thing with this photo is the anger factor of the douche and the hott holding each other like they are a couple or something - we cannot tell that from this photo. But, by wearing a pink Ralph Lauren polo shirt, we can only assume Pinkie is gay...and clearly proud.

I gotta run -- I am sooo getting the Stare of Death from you-know-who right now...
 

oh god. that's horrendous. i feel bad for him. he is that stupid ass guy who isn't actually a douche but pretends to be and doesn't even come close to utter douchebaggery. instead he 's just a fucking moron.
 

Andy Douchehol,

I actually think she's giving off something of an old HBT vibe, I think it's the eyes. She's quite fetching though, if we haven't seen more of her, we need to.

As for Pinky here, my guess is his name is something like Scott, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and is stoked they had the new rims for his BMW that his parents bought him.

Can't really bag on my boy Blue though, looks like a dude just chilling. We rag against those who make stupid ass faces and hand signals, then give a guy shit because he's just relaxing? Tough crowd.
 

The dude on the left wants to run for the Senate someday, so he has squelched the urge to genuflect in a douche-like manner.

Hott blonde on the right has a secret, and I want to know what it is. Gimmie a clue, sweet hootpea, is it boobs? Cunnilingus? Does it involve sapphic erotica?
 

massengill with respect i must remind you of the wollery mammouth gang that rolls up on folks all over oregon while the shop in open air markets and flashes the frearsome two and two letting them know that they feel their turf has been violated...
 

LOL on the comment about the guy looking like a newborn rabbit.
 

Pink Shirt is a senior at Indiana University, his name is Dave Moeller and he is a member of Phi Kappa Psi. Someone got their shit wrong.
 

The above poster is 100% correct.
 

The above poster is 100% correct.