I too am reminded of setting your eyelids on fire.
 

MY I.Q. just dropped 50 points. Just from looking at these choads.
 

From L-R: Gay, Hott, Blue Beluga-Man
 

The covers of Bi-sexual Pornos really should not count...and she could not be paid enough to bang either one of those losers.
 

Wow, Joakim Noah cut his hair. Still a douchebag though.
 

Nice color matching, Picasso. And last time I checked, your ball cap is not supposed to dominate your head. And holding the white shades does just as much dainbramage as wearing em.
As for Habib here, you're as punk-rock as a teletubbie. Please unsandwich the skinny Hott.
 

Grey matter dripped from the ceiling onto an aqua blue shirt after The Brain pulled Sanjaya’s finger and thereby released the hammer on his skeleton’s six-shooter.
 

Why buy a fitted hat that doesn't fit?
 

holeee fuck..

end times
indeed.
 

Are these two boys holding hands?
 

that's a tasty lil' coldcut between slices of moldy bread

quite the tumah chillin' on blue boys dome... pass me the chainsaw & I'll kindly remove it. ofcourse I'll have to sacrifice some healthy flesh... & by sacrifice, I mean start at the neck, & by healthy flesh, I mean rotting, pus riddled scull!
 

Whoa! Is that Kid from the old Rap group Kid-n-Play but with AIDS?
 

www.bisexualbrazilianthreeways.com

-haberdouchery
 

why would you set your eyelids on fire? then you couldn't even close your eyes when you saw these idiots.
 

Lefty's skull goiter just erupted.

And God help us all; it looks like Right Guard's skull goiter is about to go all Jiffy Pop on our asses.
 

Wow....smurf douche looks hard packin those 5" pythons of his.
 

look at them competing to have their hands closest to her vag.

what did these slimey pieces of choad slop evolve from?
 

Shit, that's a pimped-out White Sox hat. I'm catching the next plan out of Chicago.
 

plane
 

train, rick-shaw, whatever
 

No!



Goddamn it, NO!

It's just all wrong.....no, not just the fact that these douchebags exist, but that a WHITE SOX cap is powder-fucking-blue! That deserves a 1917 ass-kicking, you fucking choad!

Wear a Cubs hat like that if you must douche it up, but not a White Sox hat.



She really must get away from them.
 

They look like this on purpose?!
 

Two words. Bells Palsy.
 

Another typical representaion of "White Sox nation" (all 3 of you).
 

W.........T..........F..........!

Someone pass the shotgun over this way!
 

Looks like premier night at the grand opening of the brand new feature film "The Elephantdouche".
 

Is the chick on the left the hott?
 

the only thing that would make this better is if the assclown in the blue was wearing his shades. excuse me...i need to go and throw myself in front of the 530 amtrak now....hopefully the engine won't be blue.
 

Crack open the Jiffy Pop you fuck'n corn hole!
 

oh...and the guy to my left MUST have lost a but to get a stupid haircut like that....i can offer no other reason...
 

I like to think that if he takes off that hat a huge afro pops out, complete with a *pop* noise.

what a douche.
 

This poor delectable sweety has more dirty fingers in her than Michael J. Fox at a booger eating contest.
 

Young Erin would rather snuggle up with the homo-douche than the colorblind burgerflipper-douche. I can't blame her.
 

Oh....no.

There's so much wrong here. I'm gonna hope it's a Halloween party...
 

I didn't realize that Sanjaya was a douche.
 

What I love is hottie's little left handed claw trying to stay away either of their greasy clutches.
 

Uh...

Which one plays the 'male'

Cause I am stymied trying to figure it out.

This is the most handicapped douche combo I have ever beheld.

Oh, look, horsemen.....
 

there's a whole lotta douche in that pic
 

The douche on the right looks like the mutant man-child of Hugh Laurie and Chirstopher Loyd, who was left in a jar of brine to pickle in a dusty dark cupboard.
 

We all deal with what we have locally. It's not her fault, that I'm not in that town.
 

It's hooker night at the Special Needs center.
 

Bet only half the kernels went in that Jiffy-Pop hat. (thks Darksock & Chowda, beat me to that reference). I'd sure like to jiffy pop on her though 'cause she's sweet.
 

reminds me of the time I was up at 4 am and watched "House Party" on BET. One of the times...
 

The Burger King kids turned out to be douchebags.


And the dark one is STILL handicapped.
 

Douche sandwich!
 

Poor White Sox...Can't the DB's just stick with the Cubs?
 

@anon 12:06...

Good catch. Why didn't enyone else catch it?

THE FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS ARE HOLDING HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

OUCH!!! OMFG!!!! This is weekly material. This just instantly made me want to do violent acts upon strangers. Not just any strangers - but the fools in this photo. And not just any kind of violence, but a specific form of bitch slapping that puts them midway into the supermassive blackhole of Andromeda Galaxy. Mostly because I am fairly confident that NO ONE in this picture has even the slightest notion of what a black hole is, much less where the Andromeda Galaxy is. These people are going to be bagging groceries for decades. At least, once they get out of prison.
 

And: while it does have the White Sox S on the side, without a visible brim, it looks like the kind of hat some varicosed lunch lady would wear.
 

what uhhhhhh....what the FUCK is going on in this picture?

left - LOL! i live in san francisco, and i have never - EVER seen a gayer man than fauxhawk here.

mid - ok hott.

right - serialbag. no seriously - what the fuck is happening in this picture??????
 

Bug face wit da blue hat needs a ball bat lobotomy right now! What a pair of scrote lickers.
 

After seeing this pic, modern day scholars now admit that Nostradouchous was right. The Doucheocalypse is upon us.

I have to go now, I have a date with a sharpie, some cardboard, and that crazy guy yelling in tongues in Union Square.
 

Weekly.

No, Seriously.

WEEKLY!!!
 

@ Matt Vella

Indeed; dude on the left is gayer than Lance Bass in Freddy Mercury's used leotard poling down a KY River on a raft made of Tennessee cocks with a Jeff Striker dildo as his pole.
 

Timmy?
 

Uh...uh...(big sigh)...never mind.
 

that hat looks like a bad photoshop attempt to add it on after the fact. jeez, ive lost hope for humankind.
 

Kurt Cobain, stop Bogart'n that shotgun and pass it over here.
 

This could be categorized as douchebag diversity. Or perhaps "multi-scrote-alism".
 

Look, it's great they figured out that "embalmed standing up" thing, but it's starting to get a little old...

but not too old for the weekly.

--VS
 

this picture makes me want to fucking vomit. this picture makes my soul hurt.
 

I christen the choad on the left "bettlebag" Have u ever seen a fucking head so tiny!?!?
 

looking at this again, BlueBag has a REALLY weird face. It's like someone took his face in photoshop and did a warp on it, to make the eyes and forehead huge, but the chin and jaw thin and weak. Definitely one of te weirdest bags ever.
 

Here's an example of evolution not quite working the way it's supposed to. We're supposed to e-volve, not de-volve. The tilt-a-douche on the right proves that every once in a while, nature fucks up. The hair-product douche on the left needs to be shot, and the hottie in the middle is again proof that biological selection sometimes falls flat on its face.
 

Ok boys, you lost the bet fair and square. Now dress up like total bags and let's get our pictures made.
 

db on left- head shrunk like in beetlejuice. db on right- jaw all clenched- must be on ecstasy. dbs love that stuff. they must all be on ecstasy
 

BAAAAARF!!!