ARRRRGGGHHH! fish slap! the donk threw down the gauntlet earlier this week & fs has risen to the challenge.... fuck him!
 

Fuck fish slap!!!
 

Jeez, DB1.

Bad enough I gotta drag in to work hungover on a Saturday, but now you've gone and made it a Shaturday.

What's up with his eye? It looks like someone cut a D-battery in half and ground it into his cornea.

Which suddenly doesn't sound like such a bad idea.

She is so hot I would rape the glovebox of her brother's 2002 Daewoo Leganza using a dessicated and boned Lemur as a hairshirt condom of self-emulation just in the off-chance that she had touched said glovebox's door looking for some gum.
 

Oh, and FFS.
 

Captain Cockey Cap would never see a left hook com'n at him would he?

oooops.... looks like he missed the right cross too. Just what I thought.

She is spinnnaaalicious!
 

the slap will always be my favorite. jp might be a bigger asshole, but fs always has the better hotties.
 

I don't know about that hat - the degree of tilt made me think: Does Fish Slap have a hidden desire to be a flapper? Of course, that could just be a trick of the lighting.



Then again, he shaves his eyebrows.....

Fish Slap.....
FishSlap.....
F(ishS)lap.....

hiss flap
half sips
half piss.....

Sorry, my mind wandered.
 

hahah

Fuck Fish Slap!

This is almost like bumping in Reggie Jackson at a restaurant. Both egotistical douchebags enshrined in their respective Halls.

Nice pull of the petite tight-body tho...
 

I dig this chick, but being in the company of HoS member Fish Slap is a big black mark against her. I guess I'll sneak out once I'm done banging the snot out of her.
 

@ Don't wheeze the douche!

I'm sure he is a flapper, unless his boyfriend tapes Slap's dong to his own leg as he's riding.

As they say in Japan, 性交の魚の非難
 

In other news:

Poor Bernie Mac.

I guess Carlin needed an opener.
 

It's been said before, but it's fun to say: Fuck Fish Slap! He truly is the evil prince of darkness, one whose powers are so profound that all Moobys, Droopys and the assorted Smog Magogs wilt in his presence. Fuck! Fuck! Fuckety Fuck Fish Slap!
 

Fuck Fish Slap and everyone who looks like him.
 

FFS!
 

Ha. I knew he'd be back. A douche like The Slap can't go into hiding, too many hunters on his trail. What a freakin wank.
 

pretty much sums up all that is wrong in this world. fish slap rage-inducement factor is off the charts
 

I envision a fairly large number of otherwise sane [whateverthehell that is] people screaming 'fuck fish slap' at their computers. It is as it should be.

The Hott? I cannot think of a place vile enough to make me say 'no, I will not violate you with depraved abandon here.' not even a seafood restaurant dumpster.
 

I don't know what Fish Slap baits his hook with but credit where credit is due, you can't argue with the results.

Although having been old enough to be at least a little sexually self-aware in the 80's, I'm going to have to vote no on the return of the Flashdance off-shoulder t-shirt. Something about it makes me think she cracks her gum. I don't care how cute she is, half an hour of that and I'd be looking for an onion field.
 

Clearly, it is DB1's mission in life to ruin all of our weekends.

Mine will now be drunken to the point of comatose.

Thanks.
 

Good to see you once more Mr. Slap
 

Nice blouse, there, Fish Slap.
 

So I'm going to divert from the common slap of the fish..slap. That was awkward...

Notice the nicely watermarked logo - /scene/

There in lies the most demolishing part of this whole thing. They have photog'd this mess in an attempt to create the perception it is somehow normal club scene and should inspire to attend said club the should dress a-la-douche garb.

The nott looks like she wants to have gigantic tits, but we have nothing...nott-hotta.

I'm off the SPCA to adopt out some kittens, and I don't mean kitty cat's, I mean kiii' kattt's :-)

DJ
 

I had almost recovered from what is now known as the 'Crapser Incident' and then Fish Slap surfaces. Perhaps he began to think that someone else might take away his HoS status. Not bloody likely.

Jennifer Beals she's not, but five seconds after her initial cuteness wore off I decided that her inability to straighten her date's hat. Or to tell him that she thinks mandanas are douchey, makes her as guilty as he is.

And by guilty I mean, Fuck Fish Slap!
 

i wish i could quit you, fish slap...

-brokebag mountain
 

@baron von goolo 4:22

I do believe he uses Rednecks Catfish Bait
 

Fish slap
Fish slap
stupid douchie fish slap
Fish slap
Fish slap
is a roidy scrote.

Oh, and uh, fuck fish slap.
 

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!1!!!!!

I knew it!!

Donk was here only to prepare the way for the Slap (fuck him).

If I had known that he (fuck him) was going to appear on this weekend's posts, I would have beaten my monitor with a sledgehammer and thrown it into the river from the Sixth Street bridge with a cinder block chained to it.

I would have wrapped myself in tinfoil and hidden in the basement behind the boxes of old 70s Hustler magazines.

Instead, my life is ruined, my moral compass has been seriously compromised, and I feel gassy.

Fuck Fish Slap!
Fuck him!
 

Fuck a Fish Slap anytime you want to

He won't answer he's a cunt.


Your turn, zodiac.
 

Nice Mandana and hat tilt
FUCK FISH SLAP
 

first bernie mac.

now i come to take my mind off yet another tragic comic loss...and here's the trout smacker himself.

sigh



ffs
 

Fuck this. First Bernie Mac, then I find out I have to work all weekend. Now I have to put up with this assbag? Well, figuratively, knowing he exists and is pulling tail is enough to make me want to drop a bag of cuddly kittens into a wood chipper.
 

Fish Slap,
As in cod.
as in cod-piece.
As in choad.
As in scrod.
As in scrote.
As in scowl.
As in howl.
As in hoot-owl.
As in hooters.
As in hotties.
Does THAT answer your question????
 

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I break my weekend vacation to add only this humble anecdote:

Bernie Mac says things are about to get dirty up in the mug with streets paved of gold.


(And the brunette chick in the background of this pix knows whereof I speaketh).



R.I.P. Mr. Bernard Jeffrey McCullough.
 

Speaking of classic bags.........

I was watching sunset tan just now and I think that one guy is Meet Joe Douche

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/06/hcwdb-of-week-meet-joe-douche.html

He may have already been outed, but he's still a douche.
 

Wow db1 a lot of heavy hitters this week... and to top it off with this? I wonder if you are trying to compete with the Olympics. Despite the sneaky ninja outfit this is still the most punchable face ever. And that is some juicy hott there... fuck him.

And peace to Bernie Mac too.
 

Slap is still showing that 2007 was no fluke, HJBBAD has his work cut out for him.
 

Frick Fish Slap! & Mindy needs to be analy destroyed till that pert smile is gone.
Sunset Tan owners are old bags in motion
Please feature them both here
 

Fish slap Fish slap
stupid douchie fish slap
Fish slap Fish slap
is a roidy scrote.

In the morning
Laughing, happy
Fish Slap
In the evening
Douching like the Droop,

Fish slap Fish slap
stupid douchie fish slap
Fish slap Fish slap
is a roidy scrote.

Fuck a Fish Slap
Any time you want to
He won't answer
He's a fucking cunt.
(-thx snoop douchie bagg)

Fish slap Fish slap
stupid douchie fish slap
Fish slap Fish slap
is a roidy scrote.

I took Fish Slap
Out to cruise for hotts
The bleeths appeared
Out of nowhere.

Fish slap Fish slap
stupid douchie fish slap
Fish slap Fish slap
is a roidy scrote.

He can't do his math
He can't write plain English
He has no conscience
He can't name a tune

Fish slap Fish slap
stupid douchie fish slap
Fish slap Fish slap
is a roidy scrote.

Stupid douchie fish slap
Is always seen drinking
cheap beer from ubiquitous red cups
With hott bleethy women... yeah...

Fish slap Fish slap
stupid douchie fish slap
Fish slap Fish slap
is a roidy scrote.
 

Give a chick a fish and she'll eat for a day.

Give a chick to Fish Slap, and she'll pose with a gay.

Fuck you Fishy.
 

Thanks to Steve and Snoop I will not only have this abomination stuck in my head (just like it was 25 years ago), but I'll also have the accompanying visual of Fish Slap (fuck him) wearing a birthday party hat and a garbage bag.

You awesome bastards, you.
 

If that chick was President she'd be Babraham Lincoln.

If Fish Slap was President I'd lead a bloody coup.
 

And I don't mean "bloody" in the pommy way.
 

fuck fishslap! i hate thee.
 

Hey Senor squash. Sorry to leave a vast stinking heap of hot buttered groat clusters (my MY!!! pull the curtain, Fred) in your memory box. But think about it - it HAD to happen with a name like Fish Slap. I'm surprised it took this long...
 

this guy...is my hero. I will become buff and once buff, I will tilt my hat in the club and douche hotties.
 

His shirt is awesome douche, as in "Aw, I'd like some, douche!"
 

This young man,
he had one,
He played nick-nack on my thumb,
With a nick-nack paddy-whack
Give the Fish a Slap,
This old choad keeps coming back.
 

go to this kids myspace hes the douche of all douches

www.myspace.com/mikeypulc
 

The hott has a evil emperor chicken heart with whiskers. In other words, another reason to stare at the boobies. What's up with the black nail polish "gun in the air" in the background? And the leather jacket cowboy? And the ET ship landing in the background? And the Purple Rain Fog? The Chicago I know would mulch this entire fuckdom, then burn it in the air before letting it touch soil.

My job would be to save the hott and take her back to my place to introduce her to inversion boots, trail mix, and honey. But thats the way I roll.
 

An unholy icon returns! FFS! Oh, and raise the shields, Mr. Sulu, there is a DoucheTron Torpedo closing on our port side.
 

So does this mean that Fish Slap (Fucker) and Donkey Douche both reside in Chicagoland?

Could they actually know each other??

Do they simply grunt and raise their chins once to say "Hello" as they pass each other by in da clubz?
 

Et Tu,

I live in Chicago and seriously if these 2 were in the same club at the same time, that would be bad. Like in Species 2 where Natasha mated with the other alien. Think that but a lot greasier.
 

So, who shaved "The Undertaker"?
 

This chick is absolutely smokin'. Damn.

F*ck fish slap!
 

Is he giving her appendix a check up or is that a previously undiscovered hand gesture?

Is that the correct side for the appendix?

By wearing his watch on his right wrist this signifies he is left-handed. And by left-handed I mean worth doing a stretch in Pelican Bay just to hear the ping of an aluminum baseball bat crack him across his nose.
 

FS should really take the time to trim that 5 o'clock shadow. With a chainsaw.