Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, August 08, 2008

Friday Haiku

Group of Circle Jerks,
Orbit hott like ass planets,
Poo Solar System.

Mount St. Douchebag blew
Grease and axe spread far and wide
Much dignity lost.

-- crucial head

The Black Hole of Scrote
Douchebaggery is so dense
No hott can escape

-- father guido sardouchey

Mr. Snow Miser?
or Rutger Hauer Jr.?
you can make the call...

-- johnny scrotten

Kim goes down da shore
Parties with new hardcore band:
System of a Douche

- mr. white

Good Choadlette rocks hard
Then parties with waitresses
Rock music is dead.

-- alan hull

Insane Jersey cult
Worships boobs with party hats
Carpet bomb Bayonne

- charles nelson douchely

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 6:55 AM

Comments:

Mount St. Douchebag blew
Grease and axe spread far and wide
Much dignity lost.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 6:59 AM

Funny hair designs
Not by architects but by
Load from Xenu’s hose

# posted by

Crucial Head : 6:59 AM

Why do haiku posts
feature the most bleethed-out chicks
and not the true hotts?

# posted by

Father Guido Sardouchey : 7:00 AM

Why squat to take dump
When toilet full of douche logs
Swirls all around?

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:01 AM

Goatee feels nose twinge
Blonde spikes slides cock into place
Sneeze brings blonde spikes grin.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:03 AM

Bok Chow is hungry
Takes bite of the grey hat and
Loves hand on shoulder.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:05 AM

The Black Hole of Scrote
Douchebaggery is so dense
No hott can escape

# posted by

Father Guido Sardouchey : 7:06 AM

Blow out shows off his
Silent duck fisting method
Homeboy knows what’s next.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:06 AM

Yellow 'hawk fights urge
To sodomize nearest male
Must squat and flog pole.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:08 AM

Mr. Snow Miser?
or Rutger Hauer Jr.?
you can make the call...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:11 AM

Kim goes down da shore
Parties with new hardcore band:
System of a Douche

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:11 AM

I know how Dad felt
To see us kids in Floyd shirts
It's true: Punk is dead

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:12 AM

Two girls in the back
Observe decline of culture
Into douche mecca.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:12 AM

@scrotten

Rutger Hauer ref
Makes me rethink Blade Runner
"Time to douche," he said.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:13 AM

Insane Jersey cult
Worships boobs with party hats
Carpet bomb Bayonne

# posted by

Charles Nelson Douchely : 7:13 AM

Counter culture kings
They sport manicures, mohawks
Insane Douche Posse

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:14 AM

Band manager says:
"No hot groupies for you guys.
Here's a Jersey skank."

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:14 AM

Carrivaggio
Subtle Chiariscuro
Floating In Bag Poo

# posted by

Douchenozzle : 7:14 AM

a lactating bleeth
makes summertime icy treats
fetish crowd happy

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:15 AM

Scroate TV announced,
poor Tila's new show, must watch,
"Shot of Penicillin"

# posted by

'mo hawk : 7:15 AM

Good Choadlette rocks hard
Then parties with waitresses
Rock music is dead.

# posted by

alan hull : 7:15 AM

Thrown to the lions
Quick thinking hott throws hand sign
defects power of douche

# posted by

Douchenozzle : 7:16 AM

fun bags as weapons?
hotts need Donkster & Squidward --
'roid 'bags scatter freaks!

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:17 AM

crowd gathers around
blonde mohawk's ping pong ball trick
always brings down house

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:18 AM

Yellow mohawk sulks
While party swirls around
He's token ash tray.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:21 AM

Big douche at front right
Created a new black hole
Trapped in his earlobe

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:22 AM

Birthday party on
Fat chicks's boobs. I think I'll stay
Home and watch TV.

# posted by

massengill : 7:22 AM

look front and center --
the Missing Link discovered?
home in dirty jerz.

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:22 AM

retarded brother
of Adam 'MCA' Yauch
squats in the foreground.

# posted by

pfah : 7:23 AM

Charlotte spins her web
Eats hole in ear - infection
Spreads to lips and chin.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:24 AM

'bags signal foreplay.
hott smiles, she anticipates --
dirty south fish hook.

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:27 AM

insane douche posse
wasp hott in back with bud light
run before your bleethed

# posted by

bcs : 7:29 AM

Queen Bleeth and Douche drones
She stuns them with her nectar
And stupid white hat

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 7:30 AM

This post has been removed by the author.

# posted by

bcs : 7:31 AM

Paula Abdul hott
choreography crackheads
forever your douche

# posted by

Stewart Wood : 7:31 AM

rock star cliche band
punk, metal, hardcore, and ska
combine to make....poo

# posted by

bcs : 7:32 AM

Jessica Simpson,
starring in Buffy The Vam-
pire Slayer Part Deux

# posted by

Ronald McDouchenald : 7:33 AM

Front page - sweet Xenu!
Getting up early pays off
Maker’s Mark for all.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:34 AM

well, son of a bitch.
didn't make home page again.
drown sorrows in beer.

# posted by

pfah : 7:34 AM

Lost Boys party hard
with Spice Girls younger sisters
dared to drink urine

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 7:38 AM

damn! shut out again.
this is so embarrassing --
my pic submittal!

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:39 AM

Spikes, spikes everywhere.
But not a hammer to pound.
I'll just use my fist.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:45 AM

six kinds of douchebag
create unholy vortex
give up hope for Jane

# posted by

Yahoo Scrotius : 7:48 AM

@crucial head 7:34

Maker's Mark the cause
for my hungover lateness
sweet hair of the dog

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 7:58 AM

I am just confused by this motley crew. I've got nothin'. You on EST are definitely more coherent at this hour.

Maybe later...I need boobies. BBW cleave just won't cut it.

# posted by

Orel being oral : 7:58 AM

Goddammit all!
Missed Friday Haiku again!
Olympics are on.

# posted by

Sinfonian : 8:02 AM

Hey, Jean Claude Van Douche
For Maker's Mark hang over
I prefer Knob Creek.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:04 AM

Food Network tryout
"Be The Next Guy Fiero"
Great Big Bite of scrote

# posted by

david scroterfield : 8:07 AM

Crucial Head has time
To post numerous Haikus
Does he have a job?

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:14 AM

she draws punk zombies
her undead posse of freaks
patch of top side boob

# posted by

'Ol Bagnanimous : 8:16 AM

great avatar pfah
the bigger question being:
"pfah" one syllable?

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:17 AM

This post has been removed by the author.

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 8:18 AM

Spin Douchetors surround
Hair extension hott; plus 2's
Retard Indian.

# posted by

Our Fragile Griecosystem : 8:20 AM

Knob Creek has saved me
the room it was still spinnin'
from viewing that pic

thx ch!

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 8:21 AM

thanks a ton anon.
pfah is two syllables.
said like this: p - fah.

# posted by

pfah : 8:24 AM

Anon 8:14
I reserve Fridays for fun
My weekly reward.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:29 AM

too late for hiaku
wannabe mary-kate scary
seen all i need

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 8:40 AM

@ Crucial Head –

Nice for you C H
I'm hoping your cigarette
Is rolled with good bud

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:40 AM

Hey, choad in the front!
Hide the gerbil on your head!
Her boobs will kill it!

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:41 AM

never has there been
better place for guillotine
decoupez luers tetes

# posted by

creature : 8:43 AM

flys swarm to fresh meat
vomiting & licking up
only maggots are left

# posted by

creature : 8:46 AM

circle the wagons
her cones spray choad repelant
atrophy & die

# posted by

creature : 8:49 AM

orange face red cup

tatts cover fake tan skin yuk

hot chicks with douchebags

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:06 AM

never have so many
sacrificed so little
only dreck is left

# posted by

creature : 9:09 AM

cross breed scrote move in
prepare for douche sacrament
epic bukake

# posted by

creature : 9:11 AM

So much going on
In pic can't describe in just
Seventeen syllab--

# posted by

Our Fragile Griecosystem : 9:14 AM

scrotal body purge
bowels & stomach empty
in one big spasm

# posted by

creature : 9:15 AM

Steve Zodiac says:
"Where is my grenade launcher?"
Must destroy douchebags

# posted by

Steve Zodiac : 9:19 AM

This post has been removed by the author.

# posted by

DarkSock : 9:32 AM

Vinnie-Angelo
Poses his new masterpiece:
Creation of Bleethe

Almost 2nd post;
stupid phone at stupid work;
No front page for 'Sock.

# posted by

DarkSock : 9:34 AM

Extras from Pirates
of the douche Caribbean
Pillage poor young hott

# posted by

Nouveau Douche : 9:42 AM

Rutger Hauer says: "I've seen things you people would believe . . . gel that makes the hair impenetrable, catfights on the Jersey shore, hand gestures that elude all but the double jointed. All those memories will be lost like tears in the rain."

# posted by

Blade Doucher : 9:47 AM

Magic the Gathering
Is put on the back burner
When drunk hots appear.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:22 AM

Cali earthquake has
Overturned the douchebag shelves
At the dollar store

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 10:24 AM

Scrote on right licks boob
Jaime Escalante cries
Mexican youth lost

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:31 AM

Hotts are hard to see
Scrotes of all phyla surround
Zach Braff's new mohawk

# posted by

AC/DouChie : 10:37 AM

Goblin-bags surround
Like a Brian Froud etching.
White Cap's worth gobbling.

# posted by

Baron Von Goolo : 10:44 AM

Schlitze down in front,
Gray Cap shows off Zip and Pip.
Blondes make nice chickens.

# posted by

Baron Von Goolo : 10:52 AM

Crucial Head: Hey wait,
You're an architect, aren't you?
Do you work for me?

I would walk around
to find you slacking off, but
I'm a hypocrite.

# posted by

DarkSock : 10:54 AM

Gray Cap's spectacle
Looks like Pfah and his twin
@ birthday party...

heh heh

# posted by

DarkSock : 10:57 AM

It's Billy Midol
to the left: "You just got served!"*
*(a cigarette butt)

# posted by

DarkSock : 10:59 AM

Hey blonde faux-hawk guy:
Pete Townsend just called; he said
"I want my nose back".

# posted by

DarkSock : 11:01 AM

The ninth plane of Hell
Sure has a lot of Door Men;
I'll try to be good.

# posted by

blinded by the light dressed up like a douche : 11:03 AM

Darksock, have no fear
Although I’m an Architect
I work in SoCal.

Thankfully I have
Large staff to carry work load
Heh, I said large staff.

Fridays are quiet
Just answer dumb RFI’s
Reject change orders.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 11:04 AM

I can't believe it
Look! Down at the bottom there!
David Schwimmer's drunk.

# posted by

boosh dag : 11:23 AM

Great example of
contagious retardation.
Pass out the dunce caps.

# posted by

St. Zinky : 11:25 AM

John Mayer douche wears
hott-heads as Mickey Mouse ears,
doesn't deserve them.

# posted by

St. Zinky : 11:34 AM

Room full of Greico
Sings "Happy Birthday To Douche,"
hotts keep their distance

# posted by

St. Zinky : 11:38 AM

Oh my fucking lord.....
This MUST be a costume bash
It's still packed with douche.

# posted by

Don't wheeze the douche! : 12:29 PM

Look! On the Bottom!
It's a David Schwimmer douchebag!
What a pile of shit

# posted by

notadouche : 2:18 PM

Ladies are bleethed as
Scrotes come shambling from the dark.
It's "Dawn of the Douche".

# posted by

Holbrooks Douchestershire Sauce : 6:38 PM

A prime example
Of the ways, shapes and forms that
You can douche it up.

# posted by

Holbrooks Douchestershire Sauce : 6:43 PM

Cannibal douchebags;
Spike is taste-testing side boob.
Wang's eager for brain.

# posted by

Holbrooks Douchestershire Sauce : 6:50 PM

AIIEEEE! AIIIEEEE!!
AIIIEEEE!!!!AIIIEEEE!!!!!!AIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
AIIIEEEE!!AIIIEEEE!!AIIIEEEE!!AIIIEEEE!!AIIIEEEE!!AIIIEEEE!!AIIIEEEE!!AIIIEEEE!!AIIIEEEE!!AIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# posted by

Snoop Douchey Bagg : 9:17 PM

Cluster of punk 'bags
Trash supernova 'round hotts
But not that hot, see?

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:36 AM

go to this kids myspace hes the douche of all douches

www.myspace.com/mikeypulc

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:27 PM

Friday, August 08, 2008

Friday Haiku

Hot Chicks with Douchebags Google Search:

About Me

Hot Chicks with Douchebags FAQ

Hall of Scrote

Purg Hottie

The Future Ex-Mrs. DB1

Pumpy

archives

Links