Before this comment thread devolves into a heated political discussion (or get ignored because it's 2:33 EDT before a 3-day weekend), let me add that

"And while my lust for your sharp librarian looks may be a sexist invalidation of all that you've accomplished professionally, I really don't have to worry. Because you haven't really accomplished anything professionally."

made me laugh out loud. Bravo, DB1. Bravo.
 

As a follow up, let me add that I would, indeed, drill her Alaskan pipeline.

I'm here all week, folks!
 

She's a GILF.






Governor.
 

She can really give McCain"s campaign a shot in the arm... by doing a Penthouse pictorial! maybe she can spice it up with his wife Cindy & a lil' girl on girl action... the most action the beer girl has received since Javier the cabana boy at that "Springs spa.

...or maybe he's just senile & grasping at straws.... whichever it is, Sarah has better legs than Mit Romney, or Joe Biden for that matter
 

I'll add to Mr. White's comments by stating that I'd love to be imPalin Sarah's hindquarters.

Thankfully for you guys, I won't be here all week as I'm getting the hell out of Dodge for the 3 day weekend.

Cheers and good night!
 

The last time we had a woman Vice-President she framed Lincoln Burrows for a murder he didn't commit and had Tweener and Haywire killed.
 

According to CNN, in highschool, she was nicknamed "Sarah Barricuda." I think that is QUITE the accomplishment.

Methinks the title was bestowed upon her by the Hockey team for using too much teeth.
 

I sent you a pic with them together.

I was worried you wouldn't make the joke considering the unwillingness to use Kucinich or Thompson pairings, but this douchal/hott commingling is too funny to pass up.
 

WTF-
Who would have guessed this was a lib website? What has the vaunted Obamasiah accomplished professionally? (crickets chirping)
It was fun while it lasted.
Later,
Yankee Oppressor
 

I will gladly adjust my mandanna, put on my white oversized oakleys and then throw on the white wifebeater and head down to the polls to cast a vote for my sweet Sarah.
 

Them be fighten' words DB1.

I won't get into the meat of my distate for the trendy DNC nomination; however, I must state that Palin is the only candidate with actual executive experience.

I digress,
Fuck Fish Slap (w/ the American Flag)!!!
 

Great choice: more legislative experience than Obama and SHE HUNTS BEARS.

KingcityDouche
 

Well done DB1
 

"And while my lust for your sharp librarian looks may be a sexist invalidation of all that you've accomplished professionally, I really don't have to worry. Because you haven't really accomplished anything professionally."

This coming from the guy whose accomplishment is a book called Hot Chicks with Douchebags...
 

Do the $520 Ferragamo Loafers count as bling?
 

DB, I hesitated sending this one in myself because I don't want to get all political and everything. I will resist all temptation to sound off. That's better left to the other blogs in my Google Reader.

But I suppose it IS fitting the GOP ticket goes on here. Sarah Palin is smokin' hot and McCain IS a douchebag.

If Palin weren't Republican I'd prolly rub one out in the office, but the GOP thing kills me. And I wouldn't want McCain's leftovers since he has already "tapped" her.

Please accept my enthusiastic second of this Honorary title given to McCain-Palin.
 

Brilliant, loved it, now for the rest of the election I'll just be saying which Douche to vote for? And I'll see her face.

Douche on douches
 

I'm voting for Nader.
 

Nominated by Acclamation! Get in the Whitehouse and MAKE ME SOME COOKIES!
 

Before all the elephants in the room get defensive (I'm one of them), how about a tribute to the doucheness of Obama???

FFS!
 

Yeah how about doucheness Obama??! I hear he's finally wearing that damn lapel pin bling!

/snark
 

So if McCain's old ass dies in office, she's commander in chief?

shit.
 

Mr. White

does your stream make a frozen arced yellow rainbow in the arctic circle?
only Sarah P (ee) knows
 

She is indeed a hotty. I love it.
 

Dumping your first wife for a 24 year old heiress??

Db1 you gotta be kidding! FUCK!!

Dem or Repub, this guy is my hero for that alone!

You sound so douchey DB1. Take a step back my brother.
 

My boy McCain picked a hottie for a running mate. A sexy, naughty, librarian hottie. They're the freakiest of them all.

Plus, she fishes. I wouldn't throw her back.

Plus, she hunts. She could stroke my 12gauge pump.

They've got my vote! Tail to the chief! Cougars Uber Alles! Wounded zebra!
 

WOW that was some serious ownage there.
 

Ha! Nice one, DB1. Had to come out of retirement again just to give props.

Once the novelty of the Harriet Miers, uh, I mean Palin pick wears off – and it will, fast – I'm gonna be laughing my ass off trying to watch the Republicans trying to spin it. Looks like an early Christmas.

Bonus points to McCain for undercutting his own central narrative. I hear Ambien makes you do some CUH-RAAAZY shit!
 

lolz
:-)
 

DB1 nice job bringing politics to this site.. You may be the biggest Douchebag of the day.. To say she has accomplished nothing professionally? What has Obama acomplished?????
 

OMFG! DB1 you totally read my mind.


As I am getting up this morning and reading the news on CNN, I thought to myself, wow that is a librarian hott, and that is a douche bag of an old fart. Maybe DB1 will acknowledge this combination of hott and douche bag....


You continue to amaze me DB1. Kudos.
 

Does Michelle (my belle) Obama qualify as a Bleethe? Sad thing is, Obama probally doesn't qualify as a brotha-bag, just a political-bag.

and anyone, who wakes up to read the news on CNN, is one of the reasons for problems in this country
 

AS an anonymous with my ear to the ground, I can tell you I already herar the thunderous footsteps of other anomyni on their way to debating the crap out of this brilliantly worded HCwDB.
 

Already?

Yet, still no word on Obamania's unaccomplished career as Senator. And he's a wigger with a hot wife. Nothing more than the epitome of douche.

This was my favorite site.
 

I will bang Sarah Palin in her ear canal while all these anonymous posters vent their political frustrations on a humour based website called Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
 

Hee hee hee, I love the "what has Obama accomplished?" meme. Read his freakin' bio, geniuses. As if being a professor of constitutional law at Harvard for 12 years, a state senator for six, and a national senator for two was akin to fry cook and part-time chimney sweep. Plus the whole oratory-skills-that-convinced-18-million-people-to-vote for him thing. Something I very much doubt our newest honorary HCotM could have pulled off.

Man, I am in a good mood.
 

DB1, why?!?!? Why bring politics onto this board? How about Obama fist bumping his wife, quite bag worthy.

I agree that politicans are inherently bags which is why you cannot pick or choose. Oh well, another site bites the partisan dust.
 

wow, what's with all the sour Grand Ol' Baghunters? to hell in a handbasket we will go... sounds like an upgrade from the status quo!
 

uh, all that & I wanna give her glasses a mushroom rub!
 

DB1's political leanings have been known for quite some time, and I expect his will be one small aberration, then back to the standard 'bag mocking. You have to admit, the joke was pretty irresistible. In summation, lighten the fuggup.
 

Proof that Sarah Palin clubs baby seals and WEARS THEM after i get done fisting her vulva.
 

Alaska's a state? I thought it was a suburb of Siberia.
 

Funny how the moment you make even the slightest jab at a Republican, the gomers come out of the woodwork to call you a godless liberal. How about doing some actual independent research before you start letting Rush Limbaugh tell you your opinion?
 

@scare-a-douche

you gotta admire their ability to stick together... like crap encrusted butt cheeks
 

They do travel in packs, don't they?

I would, however, endanger Sarah Palin's polar bear.
 

DB1-

How about an epic November Monthly, in honor of the election...

Who wins between-

1. this months honorees

2. Bill Clinton and Paula Jones

3. Bill Clinton and Jennifer Flowers

4. Bill Clinton and Monica

5. John Edwards and Rielle Hunter

6. Janet Reno and Madeleine Albright

And by the way, close your eyes and think of Hillary or Barbara Bush naked....anyone else smell mothballs?

Lighten up all you politicobags...Chevron, Mobil, GM, Microsoft, and McDonalds have more votes than you do.
 

Please, everybody read Obama's books. Perhaps this moronic, blind enthusiasm will then subside.

While you're at it, watch Idiocracy.
 

mitch meats, I love you
 

We know of a Palin whose legs,
Held in smells like rotten old eggs;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
Except McCain - her scent he still begs.
 

And where the hell is Phah? Somebody needs to shop some yuge titties on Michelle Obama
 

DB1,

Please convince me you had this ready to post before you got my e-mail suggesting the same.

And by the way, what the fuck are all the Holier-than-thou-dinosaurs-and- people-lived-at-the-same-time-bomb-every-body-with-a-funny-name-the-world-is-only-5000-years-old-Republican-fucktards doing at this Godless, feckless, clearly-communist web-site in the first place??!!!
 

All politicians are douches - you guys that are all upset should go make your comments on foxnews.com or something. Also, Mr. Whites pipeline comment made me spit my Mt. dew all over the keyboard. Great stuff
 

McCain may be old but not dumb,
indecision still existed with some,
a milf he is picking
A VP for the licking,
She even made Barbara Boxer cum
 

She's hot!

Leave politics off this site. It spoils the fun.

And the "Tail to the Chief" line is priceless!!! LMFAO!!


Let's hope that she becomes the VPILF (Vice President I'd... )

Hey, you're going to get fucked by politicians anyway. They might as well be hot.
 

Palin is an awesome choice.

Not to be second in line for the presidency, of course. That's terrifying. Dennis Haysbert has more executive experience than she does.

No, because she's a former beauty pageant contestant. That means that someone, somewhere, has a picture of her all akimbo, pouty and supplicant, hopefully still wearing the glasses and maybe, if we eat our veggies and say our prayers, involving a fur rug of some kind. When that one comes to light I want to have some popcorn and a tube sock ready for the "traditional family values" speeches.
 

Now I get why there's never any jig pics up here. We all know that most are born to be hat-tilting, bling-wearing, baggy-clothed douches.
 

Like BVG, I will have the popcorn handy for those pics. As I do now, watching a red vs. blue civil war.

Shit, I'm glad my skins thick enough not get my panties in a wad over a pic posted showing an old politico bag and a milf.

This is good times.

Carry on...
 

130 year old john mccain and his daughter sarah.

seriously, is this who they plan to have running the country once old man mccain croaks?
 

I'm going to write in vote


http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB8140-757397.jpg
 

Oh, say can you bleethe
by the bag's Jesus bling
What so proudly he nailed
by his mark of bag gleaming?
Whose shaved chest and face pubes thru the Grey Goose at night,
O'er the mandanas we watched were so pink and unredeeming
And the douchbag's red cup, the blowouts bursting in the air,
Gave proof on the right that his game was still there.
Oh, say does that hand-gestured geezer yet wave
O'er the land of the bleethe too far gone to be saved?

(with help from Revved up like a douche)
 

Yep....there's going to be a lot of pics coming out.

Five children?
Husband is a douchey snowmobile racer?
 

Our country is in a sorry state of affairs. The economy blow, unemployment is horrible, the dollar aint worth shit and somehow, choads are walking around with hotts! It is just F@CKED up!
 

DB1 gets my nomination as honorary bag o the month for bringing politics in, and then not even being objective about it. Considering objectively she has done as much professionally as Obama (I can even say more, as she won the state from an incumbent in her own party, despite being blacklisted by her party for some time, whereas Obama was "installed" into our system in IL - he was moved to the state to take a spot long controlled by overwhelming Dem numbers). Now you got me at least sounding like I am taking a side. Get the point. Stupid move, DB1
 

Even with the possibility for a great acronym like VPILF, I still won't vote for McCain.

Go Obama.
 

A. who cares

and b.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/29/sarah-palin-former-beauty_n_122400.html
 

Um, Anon 1:37 -

The point may be lost in your pinhead somewhere, but DB1's name is Douchebag One.

Get. It. ?????

As for the politics, I could give three shits how DB1 is going to vote and I could give four shits how your going to vote.

So don't waste our time.
 

I'd write some snarky madness here but, I'm too busy buying my snowshoes for Hell's newly frozen Tundra, where this unholy alliance was birthed.

And if they win, i'm headed to the nearest pub for six pints of bitter and some peanuts.

And if you think you should all lie on the floor or put paper bags over your heads, feel free. But will it help?

Not at all.
 

Holy shit! Phil Grahm was right. We are a nation of whiners.

You Republitards have take this one on the chin and admit it's fucking funny.
 

Holy shit! Phil Grahm was right. We are a nation of whiners.

You Republitards have take this one on the chin and admit it's fucking funny.
 

Dear Crazy Ass Republicans,

If you can't take a joke, don't be one.
 

lots of anons talking shit... sack up boys & claim your smack

... @ microdouche, you are out of line mister.. & most unwelcome!

John McCain shoots dust darts outta his pecker & Sarah Palin can hump my stalagmite (oh pleases, please!)
 

And I am differentiating between Republicans and crazy ass Republicans, not saying all Republicans are crazy-assed.
 

"Funny how the moment you make even the slightest jab at a Republican, the gomers come out of the woodwork"

I'm a republican and no one ever called me a "gomer".

To DB1 you are really showing your ignorance and immaturity. This man was tortured in Hanoi because he fought for our country, you included. The fact that you have the audacity or just plain ignorance to call this man a douchebag is remarkable. Before you start calling vets douchebags, maybe you should join the service and see what it's like. Here's a hint: they don't serve latte's. In all fairness, I know you're young and I can't say I never did or say anything ignorant, either.

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any
man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

- Winston Churchill


- The anon everyone hates
 

@ 1:43

You may be new to this site so I'll inform you that rarely do we ever bag on our fellow 'bag hunters. It was bias of DB1 to single out this duo as being more douche than the other candidates (albeit the day is not over).

. . . and no one gives a shit how many shits you're shitting (Get. It. ?????)
 

Thanks, Mitchy McDouche, for emphasizing Obama's great political achievements as U.S. Senator. Idiot.
 

I just want to know what's the nominee doing in a pink bikini in The boatbag shuffle pic below
 

judging solely on the basis of the names she gave her children, i would say she is bleethed beyond repair
Family: Husband, Todd
5 Children: Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig
 

"Husband is a douchey snowmobile racer?"

You wouldn't have the balls to go 100 plus mph on a snowmachine. Anyone who races snowmobiles is probably strong enough to whoop your ass. Go tell a snowmobile racer he is douchey, especially one in AK, fucker... I would love to see that you fucking pussy.
 

This website was the first thing I thought of when I heard the announcement.
 

Hey, here is something Sarah Palin allegedly did. She allegedly had a good cop fired for hurting her sister's feelings. She's under investigation for allegedly abusing the power of her office.

So, in other words, she's a perfect successor to President Brain Trust.
 

Legal Douche -

Why is it bias? Where did DB1 say McCain was more douche than any other candidate? Where does it state in the HCwDB handbook that DB1 most post a fair amount of this douchebag or that? Politics got your head clouded?


If you're waiting for a fair day in this world... good fuckin' luck.

I'll be busy fisting your vice presidential nominee while you drool over Limbaugh.
 

YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE, BUSTER!

I MUST DEFEND THE HONOR OF SNOWMOBILE RACERS!
 

OK, when this occasionally happens, someone has to remind certain people that you are visiting HOTCHICKSWITHDOUCHEBAGS.COM
and are now trying to make a serious point.....ROAR OUTFUCKING LOUD
 

I love the people calling out other people for being anonymous. Like signing up for a profile means you've put your name and honor on the line.

You're right mr 45 year old Taurus from SoCal.

No way no how no mccain. ...well...wait a minute...is that a bear she killed??? Well mark me suddenly undecided!
 

Snowmobile racers are not "douchey." They are bad-ass. Especially if they are from Alaska. How dare you, sir.
 

Thanks for setting me straight, Creature.
 

1:49

If you're going to call me a fucking pussy, at least call me a fat fucking pussy, 60 times.
 

John McCain was 23 when Alaska became a state. Just a fun fact.
 

maybe if she wore the Princess Leia Slave outfit and her husband was a landspeeder racer.
 

I got this horrible boner at work one day. I kept thinking about things to make it go away, but nothing helped. Later, I went home and frantically masturbated while thinking of my eight grade English teacher. It helped a little, but I couldn't help but feel a little ashamed.

Now I have to hide whenever I see her at the grocery store.

True story.
 

@ massengill

HAW HAW DAAMmmmn! Was that before or after things turned to color like in the photographs?
 

@ ned's

You're right. My head is clouded with politics. I'm still awaiting the day we can all live in harmony and be treated equally. You know, come to think of it, in my profession we are full of equal opportunists. I can't think of a single occasion where I've witnessed others being treated unfairly.

I suppose next you'll tell me to "get the hate out of my eyez."

BTW - Don't insult me with your name drop (I listen to John & Ken on AM 640 for my fellow SoCalns - NAME DROP!).

FUCK FISH SLAP!
 

WHOA! THe Associated Press already sayin mccain's hit it!

"John McCain TAPPED little-known Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to be his vice presidential running mate, two senior campaign officials told The Associated Press on Friday."

dude! he even let his two senior campaign buddies WATCH! Got my vote now! I was a huge proponent of Obama but now that I know Mccain can still plow I'm onboard!
 

Palin's all "I hunt Bears"
McCain's all "I hunt Beavers"
 

This intellectually stimulating conversation made me think of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwvr93YzM_s

I hope you all laugh at your desks as I just did.
 

anon @1.46 wrote:

I'm a republican and no one ever called me a "gomer".

OK: YOU'RE A GOMER.

Damn, that was easy.

To DB1 you are really showing your ignorance and immaturity. This man was tortured in Hanoi because he fought for our country, you included.

Yeah - in another phenomenally stupid war the USA had no business getting into in the first place.

The fact that you have the audacity or just plain ignorance to call this man a douchebag is remarkable.

The fact that you can't see that this was a PRIME opportunity just BEGGING for notice on this site is even more remarkable.

Before you start calling vets douchebags, maybe you should join the service and see what it's like.

No, he and no one else should, either. The volunteer army is an unmitigated disaster as it has created a praetorian guard atmosphere. Instead of citizen soldiers forced to defend their nation, we have a volunteer mercenary force invading foreign nations for the interests of big business.

Here's a hint: they don't serve latte's.

But they do serve cappucino's to elitists like McCain.

LA TIMES: http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-campaign22-2008aug22,0,751005,full.story

McCain, who huddled with advisors at his desert compound in Sedona, Ariz., said nothing in public. A nine-car motorcade took him to a nearby Starbucks early in the morning, where he ordered a large cappuccino. McCain otherwise avoided reporters.

Oh, and don't go acting like Churchill is some great guy- he let Coventry die.

So, Gomer (I think that's a better name than anon.) kindly go away. Get the joke and stop acting like one.
 

Let's ponder more important questions, like do Hillary and Barbara wax?

My bet is that Barbara has a Brazillian, and her husband thought it was a South American monetary unit.

Hillary on the other hand had a pierced clitoris, until its conductive powers channeled the heat friction from her thighs and melted repeated holes in her pant suits.

Not a true story, just a theory.
 

haha "Shallow and Pedantic"
 

Why do I have a sneaky suspicion that this thread will end up with more comments than any Weekly voting? Of course, if this were one of the old Yahell news message boards, it would've degenerated into "libtard" vs. "contard" by the first couple of posts. And then someone would've "jerked off in a lib's/con's salad" by now.

Just sayin'.....glad to see nothing like that's happening here.....ahem.....





@ crucial head, 1:05 p.m. -

Is that the intro to A Fish Called Sarah?

"Doucheland, Doucheland über alles....."
 

I might go along with Barbar being Brazillian...but I think Hillary's probably groomed...not pierced, and no land strip (landing GEAR maybe) but just simply groomed.

Palin on the other hand...I think she has it shaved into the silhouette of her most recently felled animal. I bet when she has her period she reenacts the how she killed it, and cleaned it, and her husband feasts on it because they let no meat go to waste.
 

Come on, I'm a GOP supporter and take this for what it is...humorous...don't be so damned serious.
 

@ Steve Zodiac

I know this is by no means a political site, and i understand, and enjoy, the point of the site, but your lengthy comment on your hate for the country is truly upsetting. Just go stand in line with your hands out, so they can take more of us working people's money, to provide for you. Instead of creating more handouts, why don't we encourage people to, i don't know, earn something. and on a bag-related note, potential douchebags and poor people, should be nuetered at a young age. Bob Barker implored us to control the pet population, we need to control the douche and worthless person population as well...
 

So, all conservatives are fans of Limbaugh? Are all liberals unwashed, unshaven, and illogical refuse? Probably, but who cares?
 

Wasn't it Jesus who said we should eliminate poor people in his Sermon on the Mount?
 

Idiocracy.
 

Hear hear!!!
 

If the GOP is going to assign these operatives to troll the HCWDB site, can't they at least find some who can comprehend what they're reading?
 

Idiocracy, eh?



"Broad-o! It's what Gramps craves!"

(Sorry, that sucks, and I don't remember enough lines to come up with something good.)
 

A vote for McCain is now a vote for a FLILF and a VPILF.

He's got the perv vote locked up!
 

DB1 look at what you have done...the librarian hott is not so much being acknowledged as she is being overlook by biased political bags.

And by bags I mean all you fags that are wasting your breath talking about the political parties like your gonna do somethin...go hug a tree, go kill a baby seal...blah blah blah...get back on the subjet here: librarian glasses on a hott VP!
 

Will Cindy and Sarah try "bi"partisanship?
 

DB1 look at what you have done...the librarian hott is not so much being acknowledged as she is being overlook by biased political bags.

And by bags I mean all you fags that are wasting your breath talking about the political parties like your gonna do somethin...go hug a tree, go kill a baby seal...blah blah blah...get back on the subjet here: librarian glasses on a hott VP!
 

@ legal douche

since I'm on my sofa, I found that clip "shallow & pedantic"

good 'un
 

Sterilization would be a good thing. If, of course, you failed to obtain your license to breed.

If you're laughing...you shouldn't reproduce.
 

anon at 2.20 wrote:

but your lengthy comment on your hate for the country is truly upsetting.

Why? Oh, that's right. you're an American, and you assume that EVERYONE on the WORLD WIDE WEB is an AMERICAN and supports the corporate interrests of the AMERICAN EMPIRE.

Typical ignorant American.

Watch out: here comes the cluestick:

WAP!!!

Not everyone who reads and posts to this site lives in the United States.

That said, look at MY PICTURE. I'm just a puppet from a British TV show from the early 1960s! I get REAL woodies! And my girlfriend is a hot blonde with a sweet hungarian accent named Veuns. Now run along clueless yankee dipshit. Ya bother me. Buz off before I sic zoony on your sorry ass.
 

You can't be serious? 'accomplished anything professionally.'
The DNC nominee is the champion of non-accomplishment. Making white guilt ridden Dems swoon does not constitute achievment.
 

no no don't wheeze

"Broad-O"... I like it... made me laugh
 

she has successfully run a STATE.

Senators just take up space and our tax dollars. Go girl.
 

And while we're at it, if we polled every douche at nightclubs coast to coast I'm sure Obama would have at least 80% of the vote. The other 20% would be DB's who actually work for a living.

Obama is as much fad/hype as using the term 'Douche Bag.'
 

@anon 2:20

Thanks for living up to the stereotype so perfectly. My malamute has more original thoughts than you do, and I've seen him eat his own poop. He's much more honorable, though, as he is at least particular when it comes to which poop he ingests.

That's right, anon 2:20, I'm calling you a scatmuncher. Even worse, an indescriminate scatmuncher. Munching scat as only a scatmuncher can.

Now back to your regularly scheduled douche-mocking and hott-lusting.
 

I hate myself for reading these comments, DB1, a new post, please?

Divided we will fall, hate the bags.
 

"Brawndo...it's got electrolytes."

Joe Bauer had some difficulty trying to reason with the masses of stupidity.
 

@ Steve Zodiac

Sorry to assume you were from anywhere meaningful. please accept my apologies. And I ask you to, please, get a life.
 

@ anon everyone hates 1:46

Your ultra-conservative ex-military rant is an example of why I, as a proud former military officer and douche hunter, am reluctant to tell people about my military history before they get to know me well. Thanks to stereotypical vetscrotes like you, people jump to the conclusion that all military types are just like you. Please stop embarrassing us and go back to your NRA meeting. And get a fucking sense of humor, Gomer Pyle. Oh, and Fuck Fish Slap while you're at it.
 

If douche means poser then Obama is the Uber-Douche Supreme! He's from Hawaii but so desperately wants to be "urban." He went to prepatory school and then to Harvard but he's supposed to be of the vast unwashed. Yeah right.

DB1 what makes Mccain a Douche? I think that since he is the Douche of the month that this question warrants an answer.

What makes John Mccain a douche bag DB!?
 

I for one welcome our Hot Chick Overlord.
 

/facepalm at all this stupid political bullshit.
 

With the exception of a few, everyone is way too wound up about this. DB1 is posting this all in good fun and mockery of the stodginess that is politicobaggery.

He, like I, clearly wants to crash his Titanic in to Palin's Alaskan glacial region . . . and by "glacial region" I mean Northern Exposure of her suckle thigh . . .
 

Check out the first McCain/Palin campaign poster!

Totally NOT a douchebag

http://wonkette.com/402363/your-first-look-at-mccain-palins-america
 

I love how when Conservatives talk about Obama they are racist but when Libs talk about our guy/girl then we can't take a joke. Obama is just an empty suit. I guess I'm racist for saying that right?

DB1? Why want to call Obama a Douche? Afterall he had Ben Affleck, Bruse Springstien, Jon Bon Jovi, and many more master douches and his ceremony last night. He surrounds himself with the biggest Douches ever!!!!
 

Way to not stereotype, sun tzu. You, worthless fuck, are the king of contradiction.
 

This site is for fun and you have to ruin it by adding politics. John McCain is right in the middle of the road and is nothing like Bush. Remember when John Kerry wanted him as his vice president. That was because he worked so well with Liberals over the years. Obama has done nothing and likes to hang out with scumbags who say God Damn America and blow things ups. If Palin was a Democrat then the media would call her the best thing since sliced cheese. She sure is hotter than any Lesbian moron.
 

What has Obama done? The guy has been in office for a short time. McCain spent time in the Military and has years of service to his country. The guy was a captive during the Vietnam war. I love all the Democrats that will start calling him Hitler. What douche bags.
 

I'm out of popcorn!
 

when I was a kid I loved my grandpa & wanted him to be president... my grandma wasn't so hot
 

Xenu made Mother Teresa curse God when he shat on her shoe.
 

My favorite band of all time is Dung Pile Shit Fuckers.

They were so cool and underground and hardcore and shit.
 

"This man was tortured in Hanoi because he fought for our country, you included."

Enhanced interrogation?
 

I demand more bloodshed!
 

Keep it up, partial head. Everybody's waiting for the next one.
 

I was pulling for Heidi Fleiss
 

Yes! I love how Republicans have so many problems with celebrity Democrats.

What's the matter? Are you said that nobody cool is a Republican?
 

The San Andreas Fault is merely Xenu’s active ass crack.
 

Xenu’s Pop Rocks® burps form the Aurora Borealis.
 

Xenu is the square root of infinity. But everyone knows that.
 

Xenu shot JFK with a snot rocket while getting a blow job from Lee Harvey Oswald.
 

Xenu stared down Medusa – and SHE turned into stone!
 

there once was a man from nantucket
who could only crap in a bucket
when asked about sport
he could only retort
"if my dick was a corn cob I would shuck it"
 

@ anon 3:00

I have laughed at where this site has taken me many many times. But never before have I teared up after doing a spit take.

Thanks you, unknown sir or madam.
 

I got a boner right now thinking about an American Bulldog mating with an apple pie.
 

is there a chance I could get busy with the VPILF in her seaplane?.....OOOOOH GOD!
 

@ crucial head 3:14

and I'm out of tube socks!
 

@ crucial head

I've got some video of a an American Bulldog mating with a French Bulldog.

I'll send it to you, just don't judge me.
 

hands free push ups work better than Viagra
 

CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF! KICK SOME SAND IN HIS FACE! YOU STAY FUCKING OPINIONATED, DON'T LET HIM HAVE ONE OF HIS OWN! DAMN STRAIGHT! WOOOOH!
 

@ Massengill -

Send it in an unmarked plastic bag and it's all good bud!

And the stores best be stocked with tube socks cuz there's gonna be a run tonight!
 

Are celebrities cool now? I know they were, but now? What an idiot.
 

@ baron

OH man thank god somebody checked it out, that shit slayed me! I thought it'd get lost in all the politicing!

it must be seen !)
 

I have never seen a bigger douchebag in my life.
 

DB1: I would come to your door step dressed in a hula skirt of Ho-Ho's and slathered in the sweet perfume of Night Train if only you would whisper in my ear: And while my lust for your sharp librarian looks may be a sexist invalidation of all that you've accomplished professionally, I really don't have to worry. Because you haven't really accomplished anything professionally. You sir, are a genius. I think I'm in love.
 

damn!!! 132 comments!!!! seems like the HCwDB readership is a political force to be catered to!
 

@ anon 1:46

I am sorry he was tortured in Hanoi, but he most certainly wasn't defending our freedom. Last time I checked, Viet Nam was not attacking us, nor were they the domino of southeast Asia. It was a terrible war for both sides.

Also if you think that someone who was tortured in a tiger cage for 5 years could possibly be sane enough to be president, well then you most likely are not sane.


And really, it is DB1s blog he can state his opinion. just because he doesn't agree with yours does not mean you should get so easily offended. Lighten up. I really don't think anyones vote will swing because of what some guy on a website about hot chicks with douchebags thinks.
 

Anyone else here pissed they didn't get front page on Friday's Haiku?

Damn!
 

more of the same?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4M4Gf8KsWA
 

And there is a comment section so we can state our opinion. That includes you , dunce. Take your own worthless advice.
 

I hope my sacrifice of seventy he-goats to Xenu yesterday at lunch will keep that hurricane from ruining DarkSock's weekend.

Batten down the hatches good man.
 

But enough about hurricane's killing people and stuff... back to the political carnage folks!
 

Let's be fair. McCain is a douchebag now but I can see where the confusion comes from. For the majority of his political career, he was not.

It took the savage anal rolfing that Karl Rove and Team Bush gave him in the 2000 Republican primary to bring him over to the Dark Side and show him that when you suckle at the teat of archcon interests, even an illiterate fucktard with an agenda to play out Revelations can become president not only once, but twice. Hell, you don't even have to win the election to do it.

I was a conservative for longer than a lot of you have been alive. I still think voting for Reagan was the right thing to do for the country at the time. Just like I thought voting for McCain was the right thing to do - eight years ago. I want to cry when I think about how much better off the world would be if we'd had the chance to do that. But look at the world stage today and you will see that McCain with new improved archcon flavor has lost his place in line. We need to knock the same old shit off and roll the hard eight.

And as far as Palin goes, that's a Hail Mary play if I've ever seen one. If any of you think that governing one of the least populous states in the nation for less than half a term makes Palin the person to replace the leader of the free world when and when the day comes that he dies in office, you seriously need to stop listening to the pundits and engage your thinkboxes. It's just the latest in the conga line of desperate grabs for attention made by the man that should have been president then and should be enjoying his retirement now.

damn my eyes - that almost got serious. Fuck Fish Slap!!!
 

Privileged, is that supposed to be an insult? I am privileged because I know a little something about history? Or is it because I can take a joke?

As neither a democrat or a republican, I do get a kick out of fake outrage. Maybe that makes me privileged?
 

I put 7 cinnamon Tic-Tacs up my urethra once
 

and THAT is why I'd vote for darksock.
 

Amen!
 

Guess the time of the 200th post. I say 6:50 p.m.

Gotta be some kind of record already though, eh, DB1?
 

I feel priveleged to live in a country where having two cars, three TVs and a house in an affluent suburb makes me "middle" class.

I moved here from the UK and am very proud of my multi-citizenship. Thank G-d that I have spent every day of my life in countries where critcizing the government is not only permissable, but patriotic. We are the greatest nation on earth in spite (and because) of the most idiotic opinions expressed here today.

And Fuck Fish Slap. With the soft fleshy mound that used to be anon 2:51's dick.
 

That is wonderful, DB1.
 

You're awesome, DB1. Right again.
 

aw, DB1...you went political. Today is a sad day in the bag hunting world.

Without getting into politics (seriously now), all I will say is I respect McCain for serving his country. Vietnam was a fucked up time, and handled in the wrong way, but good on him for coming out on top even though the country he swore to defend got him in that situation.

And fuck fish slap. With a table saw.
 

[Sorry in advance for responding to the Political nonsense here. Awesome post, DB1. You made my day.]

Dear Anon 2:20 PM,

Are you trolling or are you truly in need of education? At the risk of wasting some time, I'll assume the latter.

Until Steve responded from abroad @2:38, nothing he said about the USofA was unpatriotic or in any way anti-American. His strikes on GOMER were totally reasonable, because GOMER's logic was just plain stupid. Any patriot who isn't blinded by hysterical nationalism would recognize that Rumsfeld's creation of the volunteer armed services under Ford WAS indeed an effective way to wrest power from the People who are supposed to constitute this great nation's government.

I'm both a citizen of the USA and a proud patriot who would gladly serve if representation were still functional and service universal. But more importantly I love DB1 and his mission. Ultimately, that should unite us all here the world over, whereas your HCwDB love sounds like some pretty fucked up totalitarian fascism. Be carefull with that shit, douchescrote. It has a funny way of turning around a biting you in the ass, or neutering you by government mandate as the case may be.

Happy Labor Day ya commies!


"@ Steve Zodiac
... your lengthy comment on your hate for the country is truly upsetting. Just go stand in line with your hands out, so they can take more of us working people's money, to provide for you. Instead of creating more handouts, why don't we encourage people to, i don't know, earn something. and on a bag-related note, potential douchebags and poor people, should be nuetered at a young age. Bob Barker implored us to control the pet population, we need to control the douche and worthless person population as well..."
 

I am a right wing, NRA, screw the poor GOP fascist and I Still think this entry is hilarious. Good for you, DB1! hcwdb-indeed!

-Fer chrissakes, if we can't have a good laugh at politicians, who the hell can we laugh at?

VPILF + FLILF indeed! Now if we could just get Elizabeth Kucinich in there as Chairwoman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, we'd have a milf Hat-Trick!!!!

Now if we could only get Palin to wear Eva Angelina's glasses...

@steve zodiac: you're normally hilarious inventive and cool, But since this is a US site, written by an American, hosted in the US (with England being 10% smaller than Florida, with a population that's ~8% of the US) -you might want to check your fucking attitude about Americans, you orthodontically-challenged inbred pseudoelitist pikey chav wanker.
I'd be surprised if England's uniques/pageview stats are more than a mild fart in a hurricane for ANY website, US-based or otherwise.

@DB1: Arrgh! -You HAVE to put Ads in the Comments area, man! -On a post like this, you're throwing away money!!
 

wow what the fuck! So much has been said since I last stumbled by..

Let me surmise our "COLLECTIVE" situation.

The HOTT, front and center on "The Boatbag Shuffle" with the ginormous tatas is A++++. Strike me down oh great uberlord or Dem or Repub if I'm wrong........................
...................................


Just as I thought.

Fuck'n hotahyy...
 

Apparently you didn't read what was meant for you, except for my name. You have the right to express your opinion, but others don't? Think about what you think you think before you stroke it.

Your meaningless post had nothing to say about history other than your opinion of it, which we both know is worthless.
 

Bad move DB1, for a political post on this site. I would be fine with it you did a Dem post as well but the lack of it makes it a little too transparent.
I get enough of that bullshit at work and on TV.
 

Dugg:
http://digg.com/politics/Hot_Chick_With_DB_McCain_Palin
 

@anon 5:13

do you even know what transparent means? Do you mean unbiased? He has to have journalistic standards now? Call a douche when ya see it, it doesn't really matter if it's fair. I mean really now. HOT CHICKS with DOUCHEBAGS. It's his site and his opinions. He owes nothing to us to be unbiased for us. LAUGH AT THE DOUCHEBAG MOCKEREY. LAUGH IT! LAAUUGHHH!!! LAUGH I SAY!
 

Anon 5:45...

Yup, I sure do know what transparent means.

As in you are pretty transparent.
It's obvious you're a Dem.

It's real easy to say "laugh at it" if it's someone you despise anyway.
 

lighten up d o r

or go be a downer elsewhere
 

I'd hit it..
SECRET SERVICE PLS DON'T KILL ME!!!
:(
 

B I O Y A

I want to see a Hot chick with Hillary
now, that would make me laugh.
 

How about her succulent eldest daughter hot? Wild Alaskan boobie suckle thigh, me thinks:

http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sarah_palin_02.jpg
 

I read that she has more military exp because she is in charge of the Alaskan National Guard. And she was mayor of her town of 6000 before becoming gov. So she has lead 6500 people? No offense to Alaska but come on; it's fucking ALASKA!
 

And Obama was in charge of how many?
 

I forgot - Fuck Fish Slap!!! Twice.
 

You don't understand...I said the Alaskan National Guard.

FFS. 3 times.
 

I understand...

Military/chief Executive experience

Palin 6500
Obama 0
 

re: experience, I agree, but clearly experience doesn't matter when you are a hotchick.

They knew some people were looking forward to Hillary at least as VP because she's a woman, and now they are on the fence.

Now, all McCain needs to do is the "Tropic Thunder" Downey, Jr. fake deep tan, and those dissapointed fence sitters will have their dream douche/hottie ticket.
 

During Operation Desert Shield the Georgia National Guard was activated to train for a trip to the desert. They were so unprepared that hey were deemed unfit and stayed in the California desert to get in shape and now have the distinction of being the only brigade to have spent more time at NTC than any other - almost a year. Needless to say their service was not needed during Desert Storm.
Who was the Lt Gov of GA and later Gov? That's right, the mighty Zell Miller. Mr. Duel. SO PROUD!
This was in a state with a population of 9 million. Alaska has less than 700,000 (not including the bears).
So again: ALASKA. NATIONAL. GUARD.
 

I need more popcorn bitches!
 

lol, VPILF dot com, it had to happen.

--VS
 

I was laughing up until the last line, which -- I must admit -- smacked of misogyny. The mere fact that this woman, in essence, spit in the face of two white guys from her own party and refused to accept federal funding for a $398 million bridge that would have benefited few tells me she has bigger balls than that prissy "black" guy the Democrats are trying to foist on us.

I bet she could hog tie Pumpy (may he rest), slap some ugly out of Cro 'Bagnon, then squeeze the color out of Millennium 'Bag. And for that, she merits a pass on the professional diss. (Still, though, very much a hot chick.)
 

And, of course, McCain's very much a douche.