Friday, August 29, 2008
Honorary Hot Chick with Douchebag of the Month: McCain/Palin
Not since the Bush/Quayle pairing of 1988 have a douche and a hot chick run for office together.
For crotchety oldbag whining, for telling me to get off his lawn, and for picking a former beauty queen as his #2, John McCain earns this month's honorary HCwDB of the Month.
Politicalbags aren't my favorite subject around here, mainly because so few of them actually snag attractive hotties.
Proving the adage that Washington really is Hollywood for ugly people, as well as for conceptually douching it up rather than featuring physical markers of douchebaggery, Politicalbags tend to bore me.
But for today's idiotic selection, lets give John McCain a hearty douche of the month award. You've earned it, old wrinkly guy. Not to mention dumping your first wife for a 24 year old beer heiress. Your history of wonky douchitude is a long and inglorious one, Keating #5.
And yes, Sarah Palin, you are the milfy librarian hott that revs my motorboat even at your advanced age. And while my lust for your sharp librarian looks may be a sexist invalidation of all that you've accomplished professionally, I really don't have to worry. Because you haven't really accomplished anything professionally.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:20 AM 
Comments:
Before this comment thread devolves into a heated political discussion (or get ignored because it's 2:33 EDT before a 3-day weekend), let me add that
"And while my lust for your sharp librarian looks may be a sexist invalidation of all that you've accomplished professionally, I really don't have to worry. Because you haven't really accomplished anything professionally."
made me laugh out loud. Bravo, DB1. Bravo.
"And while my lust for your sharp librarian looks may be a sexist invalidation of all that you've accomplished professionally, I really don't have to worry. Because you haven't really accomplished anything professionally."
made me laugh out loud. Bravo, DB1. Bravo.
As a follow up, let me add that I would, indeed, drill her Alaskan pipeline.
I'm here all week, folks!
I'm here all week, folks!
She can really give McCain"s campaign a shot in the arm... by doing a Penthouse pictorial! maybe she can spice it up with his wife Cindy & a lil' girl on girl action... the most action the beer girl has received since Javier the cabana boy at that "Springs spa.
...or maybe he's just senile & grasping at straws.... whichever it is, Sarah has better legs than Mit Romney, or Joe Biden for that matter
...or maybe he's just senile & grasping at straws.... whichever it is, Sarah has better legs than Mit Romney, or Joe Biden for that matter
I'll add to Mr. White's comments by stating that I'd love to be imPalin Sarah's hindquarters.
Thankfully for you guys, I won't be here all week as I'm getting the hell out of Dodge for the 3 day weekend.
Cheers and good night!
Thankfully for you guys, I won't be here all week as I'm getting the hell out of Dodge for the 3 day weekend.
Cheers and good night!
The last time we had a woman Vice-President she framed Lincoln Burrows for a murder he didn't commit and had Tweener and Haywire killed.
# posted by 
: 11:37 AM
: 11:37 AM
According to CNN, in highschool, she was nicknamed "Sarah Barricuda." I think that is QUITE the accomplishment.
Methinks the title was bestowed upon her by the Hockey team for using too much teeth.
Methinks the title was bestowed upon her by the Hockey team for using too much teeth.
# posted by : 11:39 AM
: 11:39 AM
I sent you a pic with them together.
I was worried you wouldn't make the joke considering the unwillingness to use Kucinich or Thompson pairings, but this douchal/hott commingling is too funny to pass up.
I was worried you wouldn't make the joke considering the unwillingness to use Kucinich or Thompson pairings, but this douchal/hott commingling is too funny to pass up.
WTF-
Who would have guessed this was a lib website? What has the vaunted Obamasiah accomplished professionally? (crickets chirping)
It was fun while it lasted.
Later,
Yankee Oppressor
Who would have guessed this was a lib website? What has the vaunted Obamasiah accomplished professionally? (crickets chirping)
It was fun while it lasted.
Later,
Yankee Oppressor
# posted by : 11:40 AM
: 11:40 AM
I will gladly adjust my mandanna, put on my white oversized oakleys and then throw on the white wifebeater and head down to the polls to cast a vote for my sweet Sarah.
# posted by : 11:41 AM
: 11:41 AM
Them be fighten' words DB1.
I won't get into the meat of my distate for the trendy DNC nomination; however, I must state that Palin is the only candidate with actual executive experience.
I digress,
Fuck Fish Slap (w/ the American Flag)!!!
I won't get into the meat of my distate for the trendy DNC nomination; however, I must state that Palin is the only candidate with actual executive experience.
I digress,
Fuck Fish Slap (w/ the American Flag)!!!
Great choice: more legislative experience than Obama and SHE HUNTS BEARS.
KingcityDouche
KingcityDouche
# posted by : 11:49 AM
: 11:49 AM
"And while my lust for your sharp librarian looks may be a sexist invalidation of all that you've accomplished professionally, I really don't have to worry. Because you haven't really accomplished anything professionally."
This coming from the guy whose accomplishment is a book called Hot Chicks with Douchebags...
This coming from the guy whose accomplishment is a book called Hot Chicks with Douchebags...
# posted by : 11:52 AM
: 11:52 AM
DB, I hesitated sending this one in myself because I don't want to get all political and everything. I will resist all temptation to sound off. That's better left to the other blogs in my Google Reader.
But I suppose it IS fitting the GOP ticket goes on here. Sarah Palin is smokin' hot and McCain IS a douchebag.
If Palin weren't Republican I'd prolly rub one out in the office, but the GOP thing kills me. And I wouldn't want McCain's leftovers since he has already "tapped" her.
Please accept my enthusiastic second of this Honorary title given to McCain-Palin.
But I suppose it IS fitting the GOP ticket goes on here. Sarah Palin is smokin' hot and McCain IS a douchebag.
If Palin weren't Republican I'd prolly rub one out in the office, but the GOP thing kills me. And I wouldn't want McCain's leftovers since he has already "tapped" her.
Please accept my enthusiastic second of this Honorary title given to McCain-Palin.
Brilliant, loved it, now for the rest of the election I'll just be saying which Douche to vote for? And I'll see her face.
Douche on douches
Douche on douches
# posted by : 11:57 AM
: 11:57 AM
Before all the elephants in the room get defensive (I'm one of them), how about a tribute to the doucheness of Obama???
FFS!
FFS!
Yeah how about doucheness Obama??! I hear he's finally wearing that damn lapel pin bling!
/snark
/snark
# posted by : 12:02 PM
: 12:02 PM
Mr. White
does your stream make a frozen arced yellow rainbow in the arctic circle?
only Sarah P (ee) knows
does your stream make a frozen arced yellow rainbow in the arctic circle?
only Sarah P (ee) knows
Dumping your first wife for a 24 year old heiress??
Db1 you gotta be kidding! FUCK!!
Dem or Repub, this guy is my hero for that alone!
You sound so douchey DB1. Take a step back my brother.
Db1 you gotta be kidding! FUCK!!
Dem or Repub, this guy is my hero for that alone!
You sound so douchey DB1. Take a step back my brother.
My boy McCain picked a hottie for a running mate. A sexy, naughty, librarian hottie. They're the freakiest of them all.
Plus, she fishes. I wouldn't throw her back.
Plus, she hunts. She could stroke my 12gauge pump.
They've got my vote! Tail to the chief! Cougars Uber Alles! Wounded zebra!
Plus, she fishes. I wouldn't throw her back.
Plus, she hunts. She could stroke my 12gauge pump.
They've got my vote! Tail to the chief! Cougars Uber Alles! Wounded zebra!
Ha! Nice one, DB1. Had to come out of retirement again just to give props.
Once the novelty of the Harriet Miers, uh, I mean Palin pick wears off – and it will, fast – I'm gonna be laughing my ass off trying to watch the Republicans trying to spin it. Looks like an early Christmas.
Bonus points to McCain for undercutting his own central narrative. I hear Ambien makes you do some CUH-RAAAZY shit!
Once the novelty of the Harriet Miers, uh, I mean Palin pick wears off – and it will, fast – I'm gonna be laughing my ass off trying to watch the Republicans trying to spin it. Looks like an early Christmas.
Bonus points to McCain for undercutting his own central narrative. I hear Ambien makes you do some CUH-RAAAZY shit!
DB1 nice job bringing politics to this site.. You may be the biggest Douchebag of the day.. To say she has accomplished nothing professionally? What has Obama acomplished?????
# posted by : 12:20 PM
: 12:20 PM
OMFG! DB1 you totally read my mind.
As I am getting up this morning and reading the news on CNN, I thought to myself, wow that is a librarian hott, and that is a douche bag of an old fart. Maybe DB1 will acknowledge this combination of hott and douche bag....
You continue to amaze me DB1. Kudos.
As I am getting up this morning and reading the news on CNN, I thought to myself, wow that is a librarian hott, and that is a douche bag of an old fart. Maybe DB1 will acknowledge this combination of hott and douche bag....
You continue to amaze me DB1. Kudos.
Does Michelle (my belle) Obama qualify as a Bleethe? Sad thing is, Obama probally doesn't qualify as a brotha-bag, just a political-bag.
and anyone, who wakes up to read the news on CNN, is one of the reasons for problems in this country
and anyone, who wakes up to read the news on CNN, is one of the reasons for problems in this country
# posted by : 12:27 PM
: 12:27 PM
AS an anonymous with my ear to the ground, I can tell you I already herar the thunderous footsteps of other anomyni on their way to debating the crap out of this brilliantly worded HCwDB.
# posted by : 12:28 PM
: 12:28 PM
Already?
Yet, still no word on Obamania's unaccomplished career as Senator. And he's a wigger with a hot wife. Nothing more than the epitome of douche.
This was my favorite site.
Yet, still no word on Obamania's unaccomplished career as Senator. And he's a wigger with a hot wife. Nothing more than the epitome of douche.
This was my favorite site.
# posted by : 12:29 PM
: 12:29 PM
I will bang Sarah Palin in her ear canal while all these anonymous posters vent their political frustrations on a humour based website called Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
# posted by : 12:39 PM
: 12:39 PM
Hee hee hee, I love the "what has Obama accomplished?" meme. Read his freakin' bio, geniuses. As if being a professor of constitutional law at Harvard for 12 years, a state senator for six, and a national senator for two was akin to fry cook and part-time chimney sweep. Plus the whole oratory-skills-that-convinced-18-million-people-to-vote for him thing. Something I very much doubt our newest honorary HCotM could have pulled off.
Man, I am in a good mood.
Man, I am in a good mood.
DB1, why?!?!? Why bring politics onto this board? How about Obama fist bumping his wife, quite bag worthy.
I agree that politicans are inherently bags which is why you cannot pick or choose. Oh well, another site bites the partisan dust.
I agree that politicans are inherently bags which is why you cannot pick or choose. Oh well, another site bites the partisan dust.
wow, what's with all the sour Grand Ol' Baghunters? to hell in a handbasket we will go... sounds like an upgrade from the status quo!
DB1's political leanings have been known for quite some time, and I expect his will be one small aberration, then back to the standard 'bag mocking. You have to admit, the joke was pretty irresistible. In summation, lighten the fuggup.
Proof that Sarah Palin clubs baby seals and WEARS THEM after i get done fisting her vulva.
# posted by : 12:50 PM
: 12:50 PM
Funny how the moment you make even the slightest jab at a Republican, the gomers come out of the woodwork to call you a godless liberal. How about doing some actual independent research before you start letting Rush Limbaugh tell you your opinion?
DB1-
How about an epic November Monthly, in honor of the election...
Who wins between-
1. this months honorees
2. Bill Clinton and Paula Jones
3. Bill Clinton and Jennifer Flowers
4. Bill Clinton and Monica
5. John Edwards and Rielle Hunter
6. Janet Reno and Madeleine Albright
And by the way, close your eyes and think of Hillary or Barbara Bush naked....anyone else smell mothballs?
Lighten up all you politicobags...Chevron, Mobil, GM, Microsoft, and McDonalds have more votes than you do.
How about an epic November Monthly, in honor of the election...
Who wins between-
1. this months honorees
2. Bill Clinton and Paula Jones
3. Bill Clinton and Jennifer Flowers
4. Bill Clinton and Monica
5. John Edwards and Rielle Hunter
6. Janet Reno and Madeleine Albright
And by the way, close your eyes and think of Hillary or Barbara Bush naked....anyone else smell mothballs?
Lighten up all you politicobags...Chevron, Mobil, GM, Microsoft, and McDonalds have more votes than you do.
Please, everybody read Obama's books. Perhaps this moronic, blind enthusiasm will then subside.
While you're at it, watch Idiocracy.
While you're at it, watch Idiocracy.
# posted by : 1:02 PM
: 1:02 PM
We know of a Palin whose legs,
Held in smells like rotten old eggs;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
Except McCain - her scent he still begs.
Held in smells like rotten old eggs;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
Except McCain - her scent he still begs.
DB1,
Please convince me you had this ready to post before you got my e-mail suggesting the same.
And by the way, what the fuck are all the Holier-than-thou-dinosaurs-and- people-lived-at-the-same-time-bomb-every-body-with-a-funny-name-the-world-is-only-5000-years-old-Republican-fucktards doing at this Godless, feckless, clearly-communist web-site in the first place??!!!
Please convince me you had this ready to post before you got my e-mail suggesting the same.
And by the way, what the fuck are all the Holier-than-thou-dinosaurs-and- people-lived-at-the-same-time-bomb-every-body-with-a-funny-name-the-world-is-only-5000-years-old-Republican-fucktards doing at this Godless, feckless, clearly-communist web-site in the first place??!!!
# posted by : 1:10 PM
: 1:10 PM
All politicians are douches - you guys that are all upset should go make your comments on foxnews.com or something. Also, Mr. Whites pipeline comment made me spit my Mt. dew all over the keyboard. Great stuff
# posted by : 1:13 PM
: 1:13 PM
McCain may be old but not dumb,
indecision still existed with some,
a milf he is picking
A VP for the licking,
She even made Barbara Boxer cum
indecision still existed with some,
a milf he is picking
A VP for the licking,
She even made Barbara Boxer cum
She's hot!
Leave politics off this site. It spoils the fun.
And the "Tail to the Chief" line is priceless!!! LMFAO!!
Let's hope that she becomes the VPILF (Vice President I'd... )
Hey, you're going to get fucked by politicians anyway. They might as well be hot.
Leave politics off this site. It spoils the fun.
And the "Tail to the Chief" line is priceless!!! LMFAO!!
Let's hope that she becomes the VPILF (Vice President I'd... )
Hey, you're going to get fucked by politicians anyway. They might as well be hot.
# posted by : 1:19 PM
: 1:19 PM
Palin is an awesome choice.
Not to be second in line for the presidency, of course. That's terrifying. Dennis Haysbert has more executive experience than she does.
No, because she's a former beauty pageant contestant. That means that someone, somewhere, has a picture of her all akimbo, pouty and supplicant, hopefully still wearing the glasses and maybe, if we eat our veggies and say our prayers, involving a fur rug of some kind. When that one comes to light I want to have some popcorn and a tube sock ready for the "traditional family values" speeches.
Not to be second in line for the presidency, of course. That's terrifying. Dennis Haysbert has more executive experience than she does.
No, because she's a former beauty pageant contestant. That means that someone, somewhere, has a picture of her all akimbo, pouty and supplicant, hopefully still wearing the glasses and maybe, if we eat our veggies and say our prayers, involving a fur rug of some kind. When that one comes to light I want to have some popcorn and a tube sock ready for the "traditional family values" speeches.
Now I get why there's never any jig pics up here. We all know that most are born to be hat-tilting, bling-wearing, baggy-clothed douches.
# posted by : 1:23 PM
: 1:23 PM
Like BVG, I will have the popcorn handy for those pics. As I do now, watching a red vs. blue civil war.
Shit, I'm glad my skins thick enough not get my panties in a wad over a pic posted showing an old politico bag and a milf.
This is good times.
Carry on...
Shit, I'm glad my skins thick enough not get my panties in a wad over a pic posted showing an old politico bag and a milf.
This is good times.
Carry on...
130 year old john mccain and his daughter sarah.
seriously, is this who they plan to have running the country once old man mccain croaks?
seriously, is this who they plan to have running the country once old man mccain croaks?
# posted by : 1:28 PM
: 1:28 PM
Oh, say can you bleethe
by the bag's Jesus bling
What so proudly he nailed
by his mark of bag gleaming?
Whose shaved chest and face pubes thru the Grey Goose at night,
O'er the mandanas we watched were so pink and unredeeming
And the douchbag's red cup, the blowouts bursting in the air,
Gave proof on the right that his game was still there.
Oh, say does that hand-gestured geezer yet wave
O'er the land of the bleethe too far gone to be saved?
(with help from Revved up like a douche)
by the bag's Jesus bling
What so proudly he nailed
by his mark of bag gleaming?
Whose shaved chest and face pubes thru the Grey Goose at night,
O'er the mandanas we watched were so pink and unredeeming
And the douchbag's red cup, the blowouts bursting in the air,
Gave proof on the right that his game was still there.
Oh, say does that hand-gestured geezer yet wave
O'er the land of the bleethe too far gone to be saved?
(with help from Revved up like a douche)
Yep....there's going to be a lot of pics coming out.
Five children?
Husband is a douchey snowmobile racer?
Five children?
Husband is a douchey snowmobile racer?
Our country is in a sorry state of affairs. The economy blow, unemployment is horrible, the dollar aint worth shit and somehow, choads are walking around with hotts! It is just F@CKED up!
DB1 gets my nomination as honorary bag o the month for bringing politics in, and then not even being objective about it. Considering objectively she has done as much professionally as Obama (I can even say more, as she won the state from an incumbent in her own party, despite being blacklisted by her party for some time, whereas Obama was "installed" into our system in IL - he was moved to the state to take a spot long controlled by overwhelming Dem numbers). Now you got me at least sounding like I am taking a side. Get the point. Stupid move, DB1
# posted by : 1:37 PM
: 1:37 PM
Even with the possibility for a great acronym like VPILF, I still won't vote for McCain.
Go Obama.
Go Obama.
# posted by : 1:40 PM
: 1:40 PM
Um, Anon 1:37 -
The point may be lost in your pinhead somewhere, but DB1's name is Douchebag One.
Get. It. ?????
As for the politics, I could give three shits how DB1 is going to vote and I could give four shits how your going to vote.
So don't waste our time.
The point may be lost in your pinhead somewhere, but DB1's name is Douchebag One.
Get. It. ?????
As for the politics, I could give three shits how DB1 is going to vote and I could give four shits how your going to vote.
So don't waste our time.
# posted by : 1:43 PM
: 1:43 PM
I'd write some snarky madness here but, I'm too busy buying my snowshoes for Hell's newly frozen Tundra, where this unholy alliance was birthed.
And if they win, i'm headed to the nearest pub for six pints of bitter and some peanuts.
And if you think you should all lie on the floor or put paper bags over your heads, feel free. But will it help?
Not at all.
And if they win, i'm headed to the nearest pub for six pints of bitter and some peanuts.
And if you think you should all lie on the floor or put paper bags over your heads, feel free. But will it help?
Not at all.
Holy shit! Phil Grahm was right. We are a nation of whiners.
You Republitards have take this one on the chin and admit it's fucking funny.
You Republitards have take this one on the chin and admit it's fucking funny.
# posted by : 1:44 PM
: 1:44 PM
Holy shit! Phil Grahm was right. We are a nation of whiners.
You Republitards have take this one on the chin and admit it's fucking funny.
You Republitards have take this one on the chin and admit it's fucking funny.
# posted by : 1:44 PM
: 1:44 PM
lots of anons talking shit... sack up boys & claim your smack
... @ microdouche, you are out of line mister.. & most unwelcome!
John McCain shoots dust darts outta his pecker & Sarah Palin can hump my stalagmite (oh pleases, please!)
... @ microdouche, you are out of line mister.. & most unwelcome!
John McCain shoots dust darts outta his pecker & Sarah Palin can hump my stalagmite (oh pleases, please!)
And I am differentiating between Republicans and crazy ass Republicans, not saying all Republicans are crazy-assed.
# posted by : 1:46 PM
: 1:46 PM
"Funny how the moment you make even the slightest jab at a Republican, the gomers come out of the woodwork"
I'm a republican and no one ever called me a "gomer".
To DB1 you are really showing your ignorance and immaturity. This man was tortured in Hanoi because he fought for our country, you included. The fact that you have the audacity or just plain ignorance to call this man a douchebag is remarkable. Before you start calling vets douchebags, maybe you should join the service and see what it's like. Here's a hint: they don't serve latte's. In all fairness, I know you're young and I can't say I never did or say anything ignorant, either.
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any
man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
- Winston Churchill
- The anon everyone hates
I'm a republican and no one ever called me a "gomer".
To DB1 you are really showing your ignorance and immaturity. This man was tortured in Hanoi because he fought for our country, you included. The fact that you have the audacity or just plain ignorance to call this man a douchebag is remarkable. Before you start calling vets douchebags, maybe you should join the service and see what it's like. Here's a hint: they don't serve latte's. In all fairness, I know you're young and I can't say I never did or say anything ignorant, either.
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any
man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
- Winston Churchill
- The anon everyone hates
# posted by : 1:46 PM
: 1:46 PM
@ 1:43
You may be new to this site so I'll inform you that rarely do we ever bag on our fellow 'bag hunters. It was bias of DB1 to single out this duo as being more douche than the other candidates (albeit the day is not over).
. . . and no one gives a shit how many shits you're shitting (Get. It. ?????)
You may be new to this site so I'll inform you that rarely do we ever bag on our fellow 'bag hunters. It was bias of DB1 to single out this duo as being more douche than the other candidates (albeit the day is not over).
. . . and no one gives a shit how many shits you're shitting (Get. It. ?????)
Thanks, Mitchy McDouche, for emphasizing Obama's great political achievements as U.S. Senator. Idiot.
# posted by : 1:48 PM
: 1:48 PM
judging solely on the basis of the names she gave her children, i would say she is bleethed beyond repair
Family: Husband, Todd
5 Children: Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig
Family: Husband, Todd
5 Children: Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig
# posted by : 1:49 PM
: 1:49 PM
"Husband is a douchey snowmobile racer?"
You wouldn't have the balls to go 100 plus mph on a snowmachine. Anyone who races snowmobiles is probably strong enough to whoop your ass. Go tell a snowmobile racer he is douchey, especially one in AK, fucker... I would love to see that you fucking pussy.
You wouldn't have the balls to go 100 plus mph on a snowmachine. Anyone who races snowmobiles is probably strong enough to whoop your ass. Go tell a snowmobile racer he is douchey, especially one in AK, fucker... I would love to see that you fucking pussy.
# posted by : 1:49 PM
: 1:49 PM
Hey, here is something Sarah Palin allegedly did. She allegedly had a good cop fired for hurting her sister's feelings. She's under investigation for allegedly abusing the power of her office.
So, in other words, she's a perfect successor to President Brain Trust.
So, in other words, she's a perfect successor to President Brain Trust.
# posted by : 1:50 PM
: 1:50 PM
Legal Douche -
Why is it bias? Where did DB1 say McCain was more douche than any other candidate? Where does it state in the HCwDB handbook that DB1 most post a fair amount of this douchebag or that? Politics got your head clouded?
If you're waiting for a fair day in this world... good fuckin' luck.
I'll be busy fisting your vice presidential nominee while you drool over Limbaugh.
Why is it bias? Where did DB1 say McCain was more douche than any other candidate? Where does it state in the HCwDB handbook that DB1 most post a fair amount of this douchebag or that? Politics got your head clouded?
If you're waiting for a fair day in this world... good fuckin' luck.
I'll be busy fisting your vice presidential nominee while you drool over Limbaugh.
# posted by : 1:52 PM
: 1:52 PM
YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE, BUSTER!
I MUST DEFEND THE HONOR OF SNOWMOBILE RACERS!
I MUST DEFEND THE HONOR OF SNOWMOBILE RACERS!
# posted by : 1:53 PM
: 1:53 PM
OK, when this occasionally happens, someone has to remind certain people that you are visiting HOTCHICKSWITHDOUCHEBAGS.COM
and are now trying to make a serious point.....ROAR OUTFUCKING LOUD
and are now trying to make a serious point.....ROAR OUTFUCKING LOUD
I love the people calling out other people for being anonymous. Like signing up for a profile means you've put your name and honor on the line.
You're right mr 45 year old Taurus from SoCal.
No way no how no mccain. ...well...wait a minute...is that a bear she killed??? Well mark me suddenly undecided!
You're right mr 45 year old Taurus from SoCal.
No way no how no mccain. ...well...wait a minute...is that a bear she killed??? Well mark me suddenly undecided!
# posted by : 1:55 PM
: 1:55 PM
Snowmobile racers are not "douchey." They are bad-ass. Especially if they are from Alaska. How dare you, sir.
# posted by : 1:56 PM
: 1:56 PM
maybe if she wore the Princess Leia Slave outfit and her husband was a landspeeder racer.
# posted by : 1:59 PM
: 1:59 PM
I got this horrible boner at work one day. I kept thinking about things to make it go away, but nothing helped. Later, I went home and frantically masturbated while thinking of my eight grade English teacher. It helped a little, but I couldn't help but feel a little ashamed.
Now I have to hide whenever I see her at the grocery store.
True story.
Now I have to hide whenever I see her at the grocery store.
True story.
@ massengill
HAW HAW DAAMmmmn! Was that before or after things turned to color like in the photographs?
HAW HAW DAAMmmmn! Was that before or after things turned to color like in the photographs?
# posted by : 2:01 PM
: 2:01 PM
@ ned's
You're right. My head is clouded with politics. I'm still awaiting the day we can all live in harmony and be treated equally. You know, come to think of it, in my profession we are full of equal opportunists. I can't think of a single occasion where I've witnessed others being treated unfairly.
I suppose next you'll tell me to "get the hate out of my eyez."
BTW - Don't insult me with your name drop (I listen to John & Ken on AM 640 for my fellow SoCalns - NAME DROP!).
FUCK FISH SLAP!
You're right. My head is clouded with politics. I'm still awaiting the day we can all live in harmony and be treated equally. You know, come to think of it, in my profession we are full of equal opportunists. I can't think of a single occasion where I've witnessed others being treated unfairly.
I suppose next you'll tell me to "get the hate out of my eyez."
BTW - Don't insult me with your name drop (I listen to John & Ken on AM 640 for my fellow SoCalns - NAME DROP!).
FUCK FISH SLAP!
WHOA! THe Associated Press already sayin mccain's hit it!
"John McCain TAPPED little-known Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to be his vice presidential running mate, two senior campaign officials told The Associated Press on Friday."
dude! he even let his two senior campaign buddies WATCH! Got my vote now! I was a huge proponent of Obama but now that I know Mccain can still plow I'm onboard!
"John McCain TAPPED little-known Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to be his vice presidential running mate, two senior campaign officials told The Associated Press on Friday."
dude! he even let his two senior campaign buddies WATCH! Got my vote now! I was a huge proponent of Obama but now that I know Mccain can still plow I'm onboard!
# posted by : 2:07 PM
: 2:07 PM
This intellectually stimulating conversation made me think of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwvr93YzM_s
I hope you all laugh at your desks as I just did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwvr93YzM_s
I hope you all laugh at your desks as I just did.
anon @1.46 wrote:
I'm a republican and no one ever called me a "gomer".
OK: YOU'RE A GOMER.
Damn, that was easy.
To DB1 you are really showing your ignorance and immaturity. This man was tortured in Hanoi because he fought for our country, you included.
Yeah - in another phenomenally stupid war the USA had no business getting into in the first place.
The fact that you have the audacity or just plain ignorance to call this man a douchebag is remarkable.
The fact that you can't see that this was a PRIME opportunity just BEGGING for notice on this site is even more remarkable.
Before you start calling vets douchebags, maybe you should join the service and see what it's like.
No, he and no one else should, either. The volunteer army is an unmitigated disaster as it has created a praetorian guard atmosphere. Instead of citizen soldiers forced to defend their nation, we have a volunteer mercenary force invading foreign nations for the interests of big business.
Here's a hint: they don't serve latte's.
But they do serve cappucino's to elitists like McCain.
LA TIMES: http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-campaign22-2008aug22,0,751005,full.story
McCain, who huddled with advisors at his desert compound in Sedona, Ariz., said nothing in public. A nine-car motorcade took him to a nearby Starbucks early in the morning, where he ordered a large cappuccino. McCain otherwise avoided reporters.
Oh, and don't go acting like Churchill is some great guy- he let Coventry die.
So, Gomer (I think that's a better name than anon.) kindly go away. Get the joke and stop acting like one.
I'm a republican and no one ever called me a "gomer".
OK: YOU'RE A GOMER.
Damn, that was easy.
To DB1 you are really showing your ignorance and immaturity. This man was tortured in Hanoi because he fought for our country, you included.
Yeah - in another phenomenally stupid war the USA had no business getting into in the first place.
The fact that you have the audacity or just plain ignorance to call this man a douchebag is remarkable.
The fact that you can't see that this was a PRIME opportunity just BEGGING for notice on this site is even more remarkable.
Before you start calling vets douchebags, maybe you should join the service and see what it's like.
No, he and no one else should, either. The volunteer army is an unmitigated disaster as it has created a praetorian guard atmosphere. Instead of citizen soldiers forced to defend their nation, we have a volunteer mercenary force invading foreign nations for the interests of big business.
Here's a hint: they don't serve latte's.
But they do serve cappucino's to elitists like McCain.
LA TIMES: http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-campaign22-2008aug22,0,751005,full.story
McCain, who huddled with advisors at his desert compound in Sedona, Ariz., said nothing in public. A nine-car motorcade took him to a nearby Starbucks early in the morning, where he ordered a large cappuccino. McCain otherwise avoided reporters.
Oh, and don't go acting like Churchill is some great guy- he let Coventry die.
So, Gomer (I think that's a better name than anon.) kindly go away. Get the joke and stop acting like one.
Let's ponder more important questions, like do Hillary and Barbara wax?
My bet is that Barbara has a Brazillian, and her husband thought it was a South American monetary unit.
Hillary on the other hand had a pierced clitoris, until its conductive powers channeled the heat friction from her thighs and melted repeated holes in her pant suits.
Not a true story, just a theory.
My bet is that Barbara has a Brazillian, and her husband thought it was a South American monetary unit.
Hillary on the other hand had a pierced clitoris, until its conductive powers channeled the heat friction from her thighs and melted repeated holes in her pant suits.
Not a true story, just a theory.
Why do I have a sneaky suspicion that this thread will end up with more comments than any Weekly voting? Of course, if this were one of the old Yahell news message boards, it would've degenerated into "libtard" vs. "contard" by the first couple of posts. And then someone would've "jerked off in a lib's/con's salad" by now.
Just sayin'.....glad to see nothing like that's happening here.....ahem.....
@ crucial head, 1:05 p.m. -
Is that the intro to A Fish Called Sarah?
"Doucheland, Doucheland über alles....."
Just sayin'.....glad to see nothing like that's happening here.....ahem.....
@ crucial head, 1:05 p.m. -
Is that the intro to A Fish Called Sarah?
"Doucheland, Doucheland über alles....."
I might go along with Barbar being Brazillian...but I think Hillary's probably groomed...not pierced, and no land strip (landing GEAR maybe) but just simply groomed.
Palin on the other hand...I think she has it shaved into the silhouette of her most recently felled animal. I bet when she has her period she reenacts the how she killed it, and cleaned it, and her husband feasts on it because they let no meat go to waste.
Palin on the other hand...I think she has it shaved into the silhouette of her most recently felled animal. I bet when she has her period she reenacts the how she killed it, and cleaned it, and her husband feasts on it because they let no meat go to waste.
# posted by : 2:16 PM
: 2:16 PM
Come on, I'm a GOP supporter and take this for what it is...humorous...don't be so damned serious.
# posted by : 2:19 PM
: 2:19 PM
@ Steve Zodiac
I know this is by no means a political site, and i understand, and enjoy, the point of the site, but your lengthy comment on your hate for the country is truly upsetting. Just go stand in line with your hands out, so they can take more of us working people's money, to provide for you. Instead of creating more handouts, why don't we encourage people to, i don't know, earn something. and on a bag-related note, potential douchebags and poor people, should be nuetered at a young age. Bob Barker implored us to control the pet population, we need to control the douche and worthless person population as well...
I know this is by no means a political site, and i understand, and enjoy, the point of the site, but your lengthy comment on your hate for the country is truly upsetting. Just go stand in line with your hands out, so they can take more of us working people's money, to provide for you. Instead of creating more handouts, why don't we encourage people to, i don't know, earn something. and on a bag-related note, potential douchebags and poor people, should be nuetered at a young age. Bob Barker implored us to control the pet population, we need to control the douche and worthless person population as well...
# posted by : 2:20 PM
: 2:20 PM
So, all conservatives are fans of Limbaugh? Are all liberals unwashed, unshaven, and illogical refuse? Probably, but who cares?
# posted by : 2:24 PM
: 2:24 PM
Wasn't it Jesus who said we should eliminate poor people in his Sermon on the Mount?
# posted by : 2:27 PM
: 2:27 PM
If the GOP is going to assign these operatives to troll the HCWDB site, can't they at least find some who can comprehend what they're reading?
# posted by : 2:29 PM
: 2:29 PM
Idiocracy, eh?
"Broad-o! It's what Gramps craves!"
(Sorry, that sucks, and I don't remember enough lines to come up with something good.)
"Broad-o! It's what Gramps craves!"
(Sorry, that sucks, and I don't remember enough lines to come up with something good.)
DB1 look at what you have done...the librarian hott is not so much being acknowledged as she is being overlook by biased political bags.
And by bags I mean all you fags that are wasting your breath talking about the political parties like your gonna do somethin...go hug a tree, go kill a baby seal...blah blah blah...get back on the subjet here: librarian glasses on a hott VP!
And by bags I mean all you fags that are wasting your breath talking about the political parties like your gonna do somethin...go hug a tree, go kill a baby seal...blah blah blah...get back on the subjet here: librarian glasses on a hott VP!
# posted by : 2:33 PM
: 2:33 PM
DB1 look at what you have done...the librarian hott is not so much being acknowledged as she is being overlook by biased political bags.
And by bags I mean all you fags that are wasting your breath talking about the political parties like your gonna do somethin...go hug a tree, go kill a baby seal...blah blah blah...get back on the subjet here: librarian glasses on a hott VP!
And by bags I mean all you fags that are wasting your breath talking about the political parties like your gonna do somethin...go hug a tree, go kill a baby seal...blah blah blah...get back on the subjet here: librarian glasses on a hott VP!
# posted by : 2:34 PM
: 2:34 PM