Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Is Michael Phelps a Douche?
The honorable folks over at Best Week Ever have decided to pay uncredited, uhm, "homage," to the site with this post wondering if Michael Phelps is douche. "Best Rip Ever" is more like it. Because I'm clever like that.
But the question they ask is valid. Is Phelps douche?
Although the pic here suggests scrote, the larger body of evidence is muddled. Phelps has yet to make the "scene" with hott in tow, like various other celebs (::cough cough:: Mayerbag :: cough::).
But, still. Hat tilts. Hand gestures. Douche hair (when grown).
I gotta rule 'bag. A minor stage-2 'bag. But 'bag. The golds don't excuse the douche. Hence Bruce Jenner. And Spitz was definitely a 70s retro 'stachebag.
Sorry Phelps. Congrats on all the records and stuff, but you're still going up on the HCwDB wall.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:58 PM 
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agreed. but this begs the question -- is usain bolt a brotha bag? i mean all the douchey posturing for the cameras and the multiple hand signals?
who's with me?
who's with me?
No. Not a bag. No way.
This kid has massive cred.
Since when does a bag have cred? Seriously. The question is not even worth asking.
Maybe in a few years Mr.Phelps might develop some DB affectations but not now nosa!- the kid just kicked everyone's ass!
This kid has massive cred.
Since when does a bag have cred? Seriously. The question is not even worth asking.
Maybe in a few years Mr.Phelps might develop some DB affectations but not now nosa!- the kid just kicked everyone's ass!
# posted by 
: 1:13 PM
: 1:13 PM
Not a douche.
As I stated in the Ask The DB1 - 'Hawk comments forum, Michael Phelps was simply swimming to get away from Xenu.
Don't worry, Xenu will catch his ass soon enough and make him pay with ruthless noogies.
As I stated in the Ask The DB1 - 'Hawk comments forum, Michael Phelps was simply swimming to get away from Xenu.
Don't worry, Xenu will catch his ass soon enough and make him pay with ruthless noogies.
Michael Phelps........Its hard to judge
He does prefer rap music and not the rap as in "Digital Underground" or "RUN-DMC" but "Wigger Rap" as in "Lil Wayne", "Young Jeezy"....I can imagine Phelps just "putting on for his country on on for his country"....and his got a "Milli gold medals"
He's wiggerish.......but a low stage one wiggerdouche
we must watch and observe Phelps
He does prefer rap music and not the rap as in "Digital Underground" or "RUN-DMC" but "Wigger Rap" as in "Lil Wayne", "Young Jeezy"....I can imagine Phelps just "putting on for his country on on for his country"....and his got a "Milli gold medals"
He's wiggerish.......but a low stage one wiggerdouche
we must watch and observe Phelps
On his NBC interview on Monday: He said that he wants to get back home to his dog and his cars.
cars??????
Douche!
cars??????
Douche!
Don't worry Michael- just 'cuz you get it in the ass a coupla times doesn't necessarily mean you're gay. Yeah.
# posted by : 1:22 PM
: 1:22 PM
Unless one is helming the African Queen, and the sun is setting port side, a 10-degree hat tilt is unacceptable.
And what possible redeeming social value is contained in the gratuitous ab flash? It's not like, if he flashed his abs, some little kid on the Southside of Chicago would get milk on his Cheerios, or something...
So I am goin', "Douche."
And what possible redeeming social value is contained in the gratuitous ab flash? It's not like, if he flashed his abs, some little kid on the Southside of Chicago would get milk on his Cheerios, or something...
So I am goin', "Douche."
Meh. Bag or not, I'm sick to death of hearing about him. America does love a winner, though: I swear I didn't see all these douchebags dressed up in yellow spandex and bike shorts on bicycles until the One-Testicle-Wonder won the Tour de Frenchie.
Now I can appreciate a guy keeping in shape and all, but shaving your legs, buying the entire "Team America" wardrobe and a $5000 bike when you work at a bank equates to autodouche in my book.
I foresee a huge boom in aquatic training douchebaggery following the Olympics. Above and beyond the terrifying snapshots we get of Rehab in Vegas (shudder). Expect a highly unwelcome surge in Speedo sales. You heard it here first, folks.
Now I can appreciate a guy keeping in shape and all, but shaving your legs, buying the entire "Team America" wardrobe and a $5000 bike when you work at a bank equates to autodouche in my book.
I foresee a huge boom in aquatic training douchebaggery following the Olympics. Above and beyond the terrifying snapshots we get of Rehab in Vegas (shudder). Expect a highly unwelcome surge in Speedo sales. You heard it here first, folks.
We all know he shaves for swimming so that does not really qualify him as a douche, but does he also rub Preparation H on himself??? That would make him a douche...
# posted by : 1:30 PM
: 1:30 PM
not a douche.... I'm sure he would douche it up to get hotts if he could (he can't)...
just some cat who trains 6-8 hrs. a day in a pool & swims faster than Aquaman!
by contrast Mark Spitz was a douche dating back to his days at Indiana U. but had serious game in the pool
just some cat who trains 6-8 hrs. a day in a pool & swims faster than Aquaman!
by contrast Mark Spitz was a douche dating back to his days at Indiana U. but had serious game in the pool
# posted by : 1:31 PM
: 1:31 PM
In every picture, he is smiling, which is standard non-douche. The douche maneuvers he exhibits are pretty forgivable.
The hat tilt is the most egregious, but I have a feeling it is a Baltimore thing. And being a white kid from Baltimore gives you an automatic -1 on the douche scale, so his stage 1 baggery is washed out due to locale origins- and the 13 Gold medals offer some clout too.
No bling, no white belt, and he is clearly being asked to reveal his abdomen by that Bleethe- he gets a pass.
The hat tilt is the most egregious, but I have a feeling it is a Baltimore thing. And being a white kid from Baltimore gives you an automatic -1 on the douche scale, so his stage 1 baggery is washed out due to locale origins- and the 13 Gold medals offer some clout too.
No bling, no white belt, and he is clearly being asked to reveal his abdomen by that Bleethe- he gets a pass.
# posted by : 1:35 PM
: 1:35 PM
He's a dorkbag.
Awkward, gawky, but a champion of a non-mainstream sport. Showing his abs on television = automatic douche a la old friend, ab lobster.
Good for that Phelps kid, and not to diminish what he's done...but who cares?
Remember when a soccer player with a hott was supposed to make the U.S. mainstream give a damn about that game? Didn't happen, and yes Beckham is a douche too.
Awkward, gawky, but a champion of a non-mainstream sport. Showing his abs on television = automatic douche a la old friend, ab lobster.
Good for that Phelps kid, and not to diminish what he's done...but who cares?
Remember when a soccer player with a hott was supposed to make the U.S. mainstream give a damn about that game? Didn't happen, and yes Beckham is a douche too.
ed at 1:17, I heed your call good sir. None with douchebaggery though...
I bring you Alicia Sacramone...a gymnast you won't feel like a pedophile for leering at
http://bittenandbound.com/2008/08/13/olympic-gymnast-alicia-sacramone-is-hot-for-gold-photos/
Or the top beach volleyball "prospects" from the olympics
http://www.coedmagazine.com/sports/12389
I bring you Alicia Sacramone...a gymnast you won't feel like a pedophile for leering at
http://bittenandbound.com/2008/08/13/olympic-gymnast-alicia-sacramone-is-hot-for-gold-photos/
Or the top beach volleyball "prospects" from the olympics
http://www.coedmagazine.com/sports/12389
wow orel... nice avatar. I clicked on it cuz I thought the chick had no top, but, there's a bonus... er boner!
# posted by : 1:42 PM
: 1:42 PM
I agree he gets a nottadouche pass, he was asked to show his abs, it wasn't a voluntary autmatic gesture mixed with kissy lips.
Although his publicist seriously needs to take all of his baseball caps and fit them with a special straightener that will not allow the wearer to tilt them in any way, shape, manner, or form.
Also fuck that, if I had that many gold medals I'd never take them off, except to throw them at those Commie bastards. Yea. That's right.
Better dead than red.
Although his publicist seriously needs to take all of his baseball caps and fit them with a special straightener that will not allow the wearer to tilt them in any way, shape, manner, or form.
Also fuck that, if I had that many gold medals I'd never take them off, except to throw them at those Commie bastards. Yea. That's right.
Better dead than red.
LOL... Damn this latest post by DB1 makes me proud to be an American..HAHAHAHAHA!! nicely done on the Mayerdouche too! HAHAHAHA!
I just want to scream at every Hott who finds Phelps to be comparable to a rock star. Have you ever heard him in an interview? He's the most inarticulate douche-lete in the olympics.
And let's not forget his DUI ticket a few years ago. The only thing that could have made that story better was if it happened in Jersey.
Yes, Phelps, you are a damn good athlete. But your douche skills are equally as refined (by refined, I mean greasy).
And let's not forget his DUI ticket a few years ago. The only thing that could have made that story better was if it happened in Jersey.
Yes, Phelps, you are a damn good athlete. But your douche skills are equally as refined (by refined, I mean greasy).
Awkward kid thrown into fame..... where he goes from here will determine if he is a douche or not.
PS- Mark Spitz.... he was a douche
PS- Mark Spitz.... he was a douche
Phelps has to sport that hair to burm those ears.
That cougar from Vogue would lie prone and practice breastroke kicks if he did a 400 i.m on her whisker salad. As a sidebreather, so he could stay down longer.
Not a douche
That cougar from Vogue would lie prone and practice breastroke kicks if he did a 400 i.m on her whisker salad. As a sidebreather, so he could stay down longer.
Not a douche
Ordinarily I would say nottadouche, but I knew the guy from his time spend at the University of Michigan, and believe you me there are certainly enough stories of douchitude to go around.
I try and look at it this way, he's basically a kid that happens to already be the most celebrated Olympian of all time. He could be a lot bigger douche than he is . . .
I try and look at it this way, he's basically a kid that happens to already be the most celebrated Olympian of all time. He could be a lot bigger douche than he is . . .
Being in the olympics is as douchey as it gets. Being in the olympics for swimming is up there with weightlifting and men's beach volleyball. The are in the upper pantheon of douchitude.
# posted by : 1:53 PM
: 1:53 PM
While i don't want to say He's NOT a douche, i think he's more of just a nerd who has spent most of his life swimming laps- and for what it's worth it hasnt yielded him a terribly impressive body or abs as he's displaying as a sport like wrestling, boxing, or general weight lifting would.
again, i cant stand up for him and say he's not a douche cuz that's not right but he's just too nerdy and falls into a nebulous grey area...i guess that is stage 2.
also, i literally had a dream lastnight that i met FIshSlap and that he was extremely friendly and sensitive and was hurt by HCwDB. this is not a joke.
Army of Douche-ness
again, i cant stand up for him and say he's not a douche cuz that's not right but he's just too nerdy and falls into a nebulous grey area...i guess that is stage 2.
also, i literally had a dream lastnight that i met FIshSlap and that he was extremely friendly and sensitive and was hurt by HCwDB. this is not a joke.
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by : 1:53 PM
: 1:53 PM
While i don't want to say He's NOT a douche, i think he's more of just a nerd who has spent most of his life swimming laps- and for what it's worth it hasnt yielded him a terribly impressive body or abs as he's displaying as a sport like wrestling, boxing, or general weight lifting would.
again, i cant stand up for him and say he's not a douche cuz that's not right but he's just too nerdy and falls into a nebulous grey area...i guess that is stage 2.
also, i literally had a dream lastnight that i met FIshSlap and that he was extremely friendly and sensitive and was hurt by HCwDB. this is not a joke.
Army of Douche-ness
again, i cant stand up for him and say he's not a douche cuz that's not right but he's just too nerdy and falls into a nebulous grey area...i guess that is stage 2.
also, i literally had a dream lastnight that i met FIshSlap and that he was extremely friendly and sensitive and was hurt by HCwDB. this is not a joke.
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by : 1:53 PM
: 1:53 PM
Not a douche.
Look at the pained look on his face.
The guy has caught lightning in a bottle. It will take him a while to tell hotties like this to piss off when she asks him to lift up his shirt on television.
If he is smart, he will spend the next ten years selling toothpaste and getting his dick worn down to a nub on every hottie in America.
Look at the pained look on his face.
The guy has caught lightning in a bottle. It will take him a while to tell hotties like this to piss off when she asks him to lift up his shirt on television.
If he is smart, he will spend the next ten years selling toothpaste and getting his dick worn down to a nub on every hottie in America.
Cut the guy a break, he's been living nothing but swimming with his crazy mom pushing him his whole life, I give him 4 more years of leeway before I start putting him in that category. Call it Allowable Douche.
Phelps at a club with the tilted hat and a hott at his side (although a bit older). Cougar hunter douche? Clearly though he is just posing with her for her rather than the other way around.
http://time-blog.com/china_blog/2008/08/phelps_at_play.html
http://time-blog.com/china_blog/2008/08/phelps_at_play.html
# posted by : 1:56 PM
: 1:56 PM
Tough call on this one.
Judging by recent events, he'll likely be getting invites to Kobe & LeBron's parties, Hef's, every crappy Award show, and now every Skank Bleeth from Montauk to Malibu knows his mug and will be busting their pelvises from spreading their legs so fast trying to be his baby momma.
So while he might not be a douche right now, he'll 99.9% likely to be a full-on raging 'bag before the Great Pumpkin rises.
BTW: FU Blogger
Judging by recent events, he'll likely be getting invites to Kobe & LeBron's parties, Hef's, every crappy Award show, and now every Skank Bleeth from Montauk to Malibu knows his mug and will be busting their pelvises from spreading their legs so fast trying to be his baby momma.
So while he might not be a douche right now, he'll 99.9% likely to be a full-on raging 'bag before the Great Pumpkin rises.
BTW: FU Blogger
100% not a douche pass. In the picture the hott is clearly asking him to show his abs. As far as hat tilt goes its a pretty minor violation. No tribals no bling that he didn't earn (If that guy rocked all 12 gold medals at once I still say you earn it against the best in the world you can rock it).
To me a douche is a guy who's priorities and time is dedicated to pretending to be something that Hollywood sells as desirable. Clothes don't make the douche, accessories don't make the douche, the douche makes the douche.
I think if you spent 12 hours in the water a day and the rest sleeping and eating you might not have the time to focus on fashion and personality. I'm quite certain that Phelps swims because he loves it, not because he thinks that is what bleeths want him to do.
At worst he is guilty of not having a strong fashion sense and lack of unique personality.
In closing Phelps, Champion, and a guy who's head is in the right place, certainly not a douche
To me a douche is a guy who's priorities and time is dedicated to pretending to be something that Hollywood sells as desirable. Clothes don't make the douche, accessories don't make the douche, the douche makes the douche.
I think if you spent 12 hours in the water a day and the rest sleeping and eating you might not have the time to focus on fashion and personality. I'm quite certain that Phelps swims because he loves it, not because he thinks that is what bleeths want him to do.
At worst he is guilty of not having a strong fashion sense and lack of unique personality.
In closing Phelps, Champion, and a guy who's head is in the right place, certainly not a douche
# posted by : 1:57 PM
: 1:57 PM
BTW, I could give a rat's ass about him, but could some please, for the love of Xenu, smack the VJ chick in the pix in the back of the head with a rusty shovel so her eyeballs pop out of their sockets and roll accross the floor and she has to comically feel around to try to find them?
it would really make my week.
thanks!
it would really make my week.
thanks!
Phelps – not a douche. Just a nerd who has done our nation proud.
Let's get on to something more substantial:
@ Orel 1:39 p.m. – yes, Sacramone could mount my beam anytime. And I would wipe her tears when she fell off.
But, you heard it here first, Nastia Liukin is the next potential Kornakova blonde athlete hott. Mark my words. And mark me down for participating in her next floor exercise.
Let's get on to something more substantial:
@ Orel 1:39 p.m. – yes, Sacramone could mount my beam anytime. And I would wipe her tears when she fell off.
But, you heard it here first, Nastia Liukin is the next potential Kornakova blonde athlete hott. Mark my words. And mark me down for participating in her next floor exercise.
# posted by : 2:04 PM
: 2:04 PM
Not a douche. He wouldn't show his abs unless asked. If I had abs like that I would be showing them too. I've yet to get any requests to see my hariy white belly.
# posted by : 2:10 PM
: 2:10 PM
Phelps gets a notadouche. He's a dorky guy with a misshapen face who is now being dressed by every sponsor that can get its hands on him. He a swimmer -- they don't have enough personality to become douchebags.
The real douche of the US Olympic team is Jeremy Wariner. Look at this photo
http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/athletics/story/2008/08/20/olympics-wariner-merritt.html
Stupid glasses, gold chain, running in the Olympics.
Fucking Scrotebag.
The real douche of the US Olympic team is Jeremy Wariner. Look at this photo
http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/athletics/story/2008/08/20/olympics-wariner-merritt.html
Stupid glasses, gold chain, running in the Olympics.
Fucking Scrotebag.
# posted by : 2:20 PM
: 2:20 PM
Seriously, is this site about scrotes or jealousy?
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
# posted by : 2:21 PM
: 2:21 PM
Seriously, is this site about scrotes or jealousy?
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
# posted by : 2:21 PM
: 2:21 PM
Seriously, is this site about scrotes or jealousy?
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
# posted by : 2:21 PM
: 2:21 PM
Seriously, is this site about scrotes or jealousy?
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
# posted by : 2:21 PM
: 2:21 PM
Seriously, is this site about scrotes or jealousy?
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
# posted by : 2:21 PM
: 2:21 PM
Seriously, is this site about scrotes or jealousy?
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
# posted by : 2:21 PM
: 2:21 PM
Seriously, is this site about scrotes or jealousy?
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
# posted by : 2:21 PM
: 2:21 PM
Seriously, is this site about scrotes or jealousy?
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
# posted by : 2:21 PM
: 2:21 PM
Seriously, is this site about scrotes or jealousy?
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
It's turning to simply being about the purple people eater and not mocking true scrotes.
Ask yourself, how can a Huckleberry water geek like him who's spent most of his life sniffing chlorine develope the choad?
Not a douche, just an innocent swimming in a sea of choad trying to get to shore.
# posted by : 2:21 PM
: 2:21 PM
I've seen some people mention it - the key here is that he is lauded for his abs/body, and I HAVE seen at least three interviews whee he was specifically asked to bare his chest/abs by a hott. Do we blame him? I don't know. It's RE-ACTIVE as opposed to PRO-ACTIVE - which is a big difference. Having never been asked to bare my abs, and in fact been asked never to show them, sometimes under threat of death, I am not sure...
I give a temporary nottadouche pass...
I give a temporary nottadouche pass...
# posted by : 2:24 PM
: 2:24 PM
Anonymous 1:56 pushes Phelps over into full doucheage...albeit stage 1.
1.) 8.5DHT Lacoste hat tilt
2.) hideous sweatshirt
3.) sweatpants in 'da club
4.) NOT being able to pull hott despite being "kinda a big deal"
I mean, I'd have AIDS by now if I were he. Totally undiscriminate sex, yes, that's what I would have as a celebrity or at an least NBA bench player...
1.) 8.5DHT Lacoste hat tilt
2.) hideous sweatshirt
3.) sweatpants in 'da club
4.) NOT being able to pull hott despite being "kinda a big deal"
I mean, I'd have AIDS by now if I were he. Totally undiscriminate sex, yes, that's what I would have as a celebrity or at an least NBA bench player...
Not a douche. One of the mainstays of douchedom is a scrote who acts like he's a big shot and isn't. A guy who thinks he's bad ass, that he's some kinda special, and isn't. Michael Phelps, hat tilt and all, IS special. When you do something that is EXTREMELY hard and something that NO ONE has ever done before, you are a big shot, you are special, and you get to rock your gold medals and your yummy abs and go on every talk show you can get your geeky mug booked on.
As for the Urban Outfitters and the hat tilt? The kid is a swimming nerd raised by a single mom and two sisters! Of course he doesn't know how to dress, for fuck's sake! Give the kid a break. Not a douche.
As for the Urban Outfitters and the hat tilt? The kid is a swimming nerd raised by a single mom and two sisters! Of course he doesn't know how to dress, for fuck's sake! Give the kid a break. Not a douche.
I never thought Michael Phelps was a bag, but I am leaning that way since I read the following on cnn.com "Michael Phelps is an athlete made for his time who loves texting his homeys, listening to hip hop music and wearing his ball cap backwards."
# posted by : 2:31 PM
: 2:31 PM
Paper @ 204:
I'll dig into the archives o' gymnast ass here:
http://www.dominique-moceanu.com/cgi-bin/ImageFolio4/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Gymnastics
At least now she's legal and grown into a darn good looking gal
I'll dig into the archives o' gymnast ass here:
http://www.dominique-moceanu.com/cgi-bin/ImageFolio4/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Gymnastics
At least now she's legal and grown into a darn good looking gal
Robert Muldouche @ 2:20 p.m. beat me to it. Most of the track and field guys are extremely douchastic but Jeremy Wariner takes it to another level. He's such a wigger that I had to look up his bio to figure out what was going on with him.
# posted by : 2:39 PM
: 2:39 PM
Not a douche, but will probably become one....the real douche was his swimming partner in the relay who did the extra gay touch around him to flex for the camera, now that guy...friends...is a douche
USS Douchenbag
USS Douchenbag
# posted by : 2:42 PM
: 2:42 PM
@ Orel –
Thanks for creeping me out with that one.
Serously, the eastern block chicks are always the hottest.
Thanks for creeping me out with that one.
Serously, the eastern block chicks are always the hottest.
# posted by : 2:49 PM
: 2:49 PM
glad you got the joke Paper. Apparently she has a cult following. I can see why in 2008, but not in '96. The youngins ain't my thang
NOT A DOUCHE - more like a an effin amazing man - those accusing are envious and the actual douche
# posted by : 3:00 PM
: 3:00 PM
"Awwww, stop you guys. You guys keep making fun of Mikie Phelps and Warren. They were born that way. It's not their fault."
-Mary Jensen, (Something About Mary); and the rest of the Notts taking up for Mikie
-Mary Jensen, (Something About Mary); and the rest of the Notts taking up for Mikie
# posted by : 3:10 PM
: 3:10 PM
Honestly, all these times I've seen him on TV recently (and I have seen him MANY times, considering I watched all of his races), I was thinking "you know, I should really submit Michael Phelps as a candidate for celeb-bag, because he really IS pretty douchey". And lo and behold, here he is on the site.
# posted by : 3:11 PM
: 3:11 PM
Knockadouche?
Nottadouche.
Phelps is a washboard with phenomenal dolphin skills.
He's a chlorine-clean nerdy guy.
Leave Mark Spitz out of this, he was(still is) a very good-looking Olympian from my alma mater, IU. He was definitely a full-body cover-boy for SI.
Phelps has been so busy working harder than some people do to earn a living, he deserves a pass. Forever.
Nottadouche.
Phelps is a washboard with phenomenal dolphin skills.
He's a chlorine-clean nerdy guy.
Leave Mark Spitz out of this, he was(still is) a very good-looking Olympian from my alma mater, IU. He was definitely a full-body cover-boy for SI.
Phelps has been so busy working harder than some people do to earn a living, he deserves a pass. Forever.
# posted by : 3:19 PM
: 3:19 PM
8 gold medals for the U S of A gives the kid a nottadouche pass for at least four years. i hope he bangs every hott that comes within a 50 foot radius of him, and i hope he bangs them well. for america.
# posted by : 3:20 PM
: 3:20 PM
I have to go with Phelps as douche here. He can't be excused for his fame because he's not the brand of famous that allows for douchiness. He's no rockstar/wrestler/magician. The essence of douche is that all that posturing is a facade that is so frail even the douche himself knows that it could all shatter and he would be exposed as just another guy at any second.
You can see that in every pic of Phelps with his hat tilted. He's not comfortable with this look, but is none the less compelled to display it. And that is douche.
Phelps, I know you're kind of busy at the moment, but when you get a minute please consider this. You're an all American superstar athlete. THAT'S ENOUGH. You don't need to expose your abs. The whole fucking world saw them when you took your 8th gold medal. You don't need to tilt your hat to seem hip and attractive to girl. You're Michael Phelps.
Need an example? Look at Tom Brady. Ever seen that dude with an Ed Hardy shirt and a cocked hat? No. He just puts babies in supermodels. Because he's Tom Brady and he doesn't have to validate himself to anyone.
You can see that in every pic of Phelps with his hat tilted. He's not comfortable with this look, but is none the less compelled to display it. And that is douche.
Phelps, I know you're kind of busy at the moment, but when you get a minute please consider this. You're an all American superstar athlete. THAT'S ENOUGH. You don't need to expose your abs. The whole fucking world saw them when you took your 8th gold medal. You don't need to tilt your hat to seem hip and attractive to girl. You're Michael Phelps.
Need an example? Look at Tom Brady. Ever seen that dude with an Ed Hardy shirt and a cocked hat? No. He just puts babies in supermodels. Because he's Tom Brady and he doesn't have to validate himself to anyone.
# posted by : 3:25 PM
: 3:25 PM
Not a douche.
However if he placed a tattoo a la Scroteboy Slim on his side that featured nose plugging swimming goggles that stretched to his pubis, he would be an instant douche.
However if he placed a tattoo a la Scroteboy Slim on his side that featured nose plugging swimming goggles that stretched to his pubis, he would be an instant douche.
I wanna like the kid, however, I can't get past the, as one previous commentator put it, "Wiggerdouche."
He's no Bruce Jenner... But who is?
He's no Bruce Jenner... But who is?
# posted by : 3:45 PM
: 3:45 PM
I vote not a bag.
Really, all ya got him on is a hat tilt. Do you really want to set the bar that low?
Really, all ya got him on is a hat tilt. Do you really want to set the bar that low?
# posted by : 3:46 PM
: 3:46 PM
Not a douche.
The hat tilt is the only thing you really have on him. Otherwise, he looks like any other early 20s jerkoff.
Showing off his abs when asked to on TRL and posing with his medals for sports illustrated are not douche moves. Now, if he goes to the club wearing his medals and showing his abs, then we may have to rethink this. But for now, Not a douche.
The hat tilt is the only thing you really have on him. Otherwise, he looks like any other early 20s jerkoff.
Showing off his abs when asked to on TRL and posing with his medals for sports illustrated are not douche moves. Now, if he goes to the club wearing his medals and showing his abs, then we may have to rethink this. But for now, Not a douche.
# posted by : 4:08 PM
: 4:08 PM
Management would like to remind the discussants to note that Phelps has two inches of underwear poking over his pants in the pic.
-- management
-- management
I would add that his pants are the same size and make as the hostess.
And that his torso is 8.5 feet long... almost the same length as his face.
And that Ian is funny.
Thank you, and good night.
And that his torso is 8.5 feet long... almost the same length as his face.
And that Ian is funny.
Thank you, and good night.
# posted by : 4:18 PM
: 4:18 PM
anytime our media is saturated with someone, a common reaction is to hate.
i share in this common reaction.
i hope this guys 8 medals get tangled up in a pool ladder and he swims with the fishes.
i share in this common reaction.
i hope this guys 8 medals get tangled up in a pool ladder and he swims with the fishes.
Notta. There's not enough accessories. He's just a nerd with a good body that is just still awkward because he spent so many of his teen years in the pool instead of engaging with other kids. He'll grow out of it. It's just a late awkward stage.
# posted by : 4:30 PM
: 4:30 PM
Well noted, DB1, let the Games begin!!!
Douche on!!
It's just his slippery black Speedo and his jeans can't withstand the sleek fabric.
Or, to say it in song,
"Slip slidin' away..."
Douche on!!
It's just his slippery black Speedo and his jeans can't withstand the sleek fabric.
Or, to say it in song,
"Slip slidin' away..."
# posted by : 4:31 PM
: 4:31 PM
Management points out the two inches of boxer showing...
If that were enough to declare douche then every 15 year old inawurld be de douche.
Phelps - Still notta
If that were enough to declare douche then every 15 year old inawurld be de douche.
Phelps - Still notta
# posted by : 4:34 PM
: 4:34 PM
I'd like to copper a plea: Can we just call this photo the "Phelps Dodge" and get on with it?
# posted by : 4:35 PM
: 4:35 PM
It's been said but I'll say it again, Douche implies poser. Douche implies you simply don't have the stuff to back it up.
I would say the 8 gold medals get him a nottadouche pass.
Most adouchrements are trying to imply the wearer has a level of cool they couldn't possibly have.
I submit to you that there is a point of excellence you can achieve where showing your abs in public makes sense (a gold medal athlete) where hand gestures make sense (there ARE people out in "TV Land" he might be signaling with the gestures, who actually care).
I vote nottadouche.
I would say the 8 gold medals get him a nottadouche pass.
Most adouchrements are trying to imply the wearer has a level of cool they couldn't possibly have.
I submit to you that there is a point of excellence you can achieve where showing your abs in public makes sense (a gold medal athlete) where hand gestures make sense (there ARE people out in "TV Land" he might be signaling with the gestures, who actually care).
I vote nottadouche.
# posted by : 4:38 PM
: 4:38 PM
Obviously lots of people here gives a shit, and lots of people here gives a fuck.
I don't.
I don't.
# posted by : 4:42 PM
: 4:42 PM
Nottadouche. Although, did you see what Amanda Beard said when she was asked if they're dating: "Ew." So there must be something wrong there. I bet he's just socially awkward.
# posted by : 4:50 PM
: 4:50 PM
Post a fucking pic of Lolo Jones will YA PLEASE!!!
Let's debate who's a HC Instead.
FUCK!!!
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MEATLOAF!!!
FUCK!!!
LOLO JONES
LOLO JONES
LOLO JONES
Let's debate who's a HC Instead.
FUCK!!!
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MEATLOAF!!!
FUCK!!!
LOLO JONES
LOLO JONES
LOLO JONES
DB1, I appreciate you bringing it to our attention but I still say notadouche. I agree with SYTYCD @ 4:38. Phelps is no poser, he can back it all up. And it's not just 8 gold medals, it's 8 gold medals in one year, 13 total and 15 medals if you include the two bronze from Athens. NOTADOUCHE.
thank god you recognized he's a douche. i say it every time i see his shaven monkey looking ass with his shorts pulled down to expose his waxed pubic region on the olympics.
# posted by : 5:56 PM
: 5:56 PM
i have a problem with the way he wears his tiny swimming thong so that it exposes every inch of waxed pubis. he looks so fucking homo.
# posted by : 5:58 PM
: 5:58 PM
Phelps = Nottadouche. He has amazing abs not because he spends all day in the gym smearing hemorrhoid cream on his belly to impress the bleethes - but because he swims farther in one hour than any of these stage-4 boat-choads have swam in their entire LIVES.
And he can eat 4,000 calories a day and still look good. He can't help it if every bleeth and her sister wants to do him - to the victors go the spoils... and by spoils, I mean scraping the bits of Lolo Jones' tear-stained, knee-skin from the track with my tongue in hopes of comforting her in her time of need.
Phelps, not a douche. Cris Collinsworth, MEGADOUCHE.
And he can eat 4,000 calories a day and still look good. He can't help it if every bleeth and her sister wants to do him - to the victors go the spoils... and by spoils, I mean scraping the bits of Lolo Jones' tear-stained, knee-skin from the track with my tongue in hopes of comforting her in her time of need.
Phelps, not a douche. Cris Collinsworth, MEGADOUCHE.
OK. This is a very stimulating thread, here. I am inclined to say "Nyet" to the doucheness. Here's why:
HJBBaD needs to make a few phone calls to get his $4.2 million, which, he claims, he will not tell anyone about.
Phelps has at least that much.
Ab Lobster pulls his shirt up like a little kid who drops trou at the family reunion to get the older relatives laugh. Same mentality.
Phelps is just in really good shape.
He's an official member of "Gen W", or Generation Wigger. These kids idolize everything black. The clothes, the music, the speech impediment, the cars, bling....etc.
He can't name 3 US senators, however, he can quote any idiotic rap lyric from 2000 on. He has "cars." He will marry big, have a kid, divorce and then, like "Doctor" Phil, we'll get see what a true asshole he really is.
Right now it's a no go for me. He's too tall and royal family looking to be a douche.
HJBBaD needs to make a few phone calls to get his $4.2 million, which, he claims, he will not tell anyone about.
Phelps has at least that much.
Ab Lobster pulls his shirt up like a little kid who drops trou at the family reunion to get the older relatives laugh. Same mentality.
Phelps is just in really good shape.
He's an official member of "Gen W", or Generation Wigger. These kids idolize everything black. The clothes, the music, the speech impediment, the cars, bling....etc.
He can't name 3 US senators, however, he can quote any idiotic rap lyric from 2000 on. He has "cars." He will marry big, have a kid, divorce and then, like "Doctor" Phil, we'll get see what a true asshole he really is.
Right now it's a no go for me. He's too tall and royal family looking to be a douche.
# posted by : 6:11 PM
: 6:11 PM
Nottadouche.
When Phelpsie can pull a Bleeth or a Hott then let's see what he looks like. $20 says he acts like dude from accounting who is a geek and tries to douche it up at the club on the weekend. Right now he's an awkward dork who pulls awkward dorkette tail.
I guess congrats is in order for being kinda okay at a sport that no one cares about
When Phelpsie can pull a Bleeth or a Hott then let's see what he looks like. $20 says he acts like dude from accounting who is a geek and tries to douche it up at the club on the weekend. Right now he's an awkward dork who pulls awkward dorkette tail.
I guess congrats is in order for being kinda okay at a sport that no one cares about
# posted by : 6:12 PM
: 6:12 PM
Agreed - Phelps is douche stage 2
the hat tilt has got to go, but you know he has some peacock loving stylist telling him that's the way to go and in a city without wind and club without movement a white hat tilt is all the rage.
Beyond that he hasn't douched it up...
his abs are a side effect of his work and must be respected as he is an athlete, he's not working at jiffy lube smearing Preparation-H on himself...which certainly conjures up some wicked visions.
DJ
the hat tilt has got to go, but you know he has some peacock loving stylist telling him that's the way to go and in a city without wind and club without movement a white hat tilt is all the rage.
Beyond that he hasn't douched it up...
his abs are a side effect of his work and must be respected as he is an athlete, he's not working at jiffy lube smearing Preparation-H on himself...which certainly conjures up some wicked visions.
DJ
# posted by : 6:15 PM
: 6:15 PM
I say nottadouche, but peering dangerously over the precipice of a deep douchy pit of no return. Can he resist the lure of the dark side? Probably not... Today the Olympics tomorrow, Axe body spray commercials.
# posted by : 6:33 PM
: 6:33 PM
Ryan Lochte seems like the bigger USA swimming douche.
He rocks the teeth bling...on the medal stand
http://www.theswimaids.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/ryan_lochte_sports_a_grill.jpg
He rocks the teeth bling...on the medal stand
http://www.theswimaids.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/ryan_lochte_sports_a_grill.jpg
# posted by : 6:44 PM
: 6:44 PM
This is absolutely ludicrous. Honestly, how can the issue of Phelps' potential bag quotient be brought to light when HCwDB has yet to so much as mention the OVERWHELMING aroma of replete doucheosity that drips from every pore of the US men's gymnastics team?
Seriously, those 4 or 5 guys: All time world champions in team douching. Second place resides about 40 miles away.
Seriously, those 4 or 5 guys: All time world champions in team douching. Second place resides about 40 miles away.
The more I see of anonymouse 644's evidence, the more I might equate Michael Phelps with Eli Manning. Both awkward little brothers, but I've never heard of slow Eli throwing up a scissor gang sign, rockin the cap tilt or whiteman fro, or liking teh hip to the hop. No, Michael Phelps = stilladouche!
# posted by : 6:55 PM
: 6:55 PM
Ryan Lochte: total douche.
Phelps doesn't even come close. Phelps gets a major pass.
Phelps doesn't even come close. Phelps gets a major pass.
# posted by : 7:02 PM
: 7:02 PM
I've been away, yes, for a long long time (nowhere bad, just 'away')...
and I come back to this. It's like a freaking soap opera, where you start watching again and after 23 seconds you've caught up with all the characters.
AB LOBSTER flashback good lord... I'm afraid I have to say that not only is Phelps flying the doucheflag, he's planting it firmly in the fetid consciousness of America.
Imagine Ab Lobster's GLEE at this classic hotchick abpoint (I rub my eyes... could she be more Bleethesque?), said abpoint, the Lobster's TRADEMARK for chrissakes, being enshrined as an adjunct to Olympic history.
Think of it this way: if DB1 had said, "ok, tee hee, well I photoshopped Phelps head onto a real douchebag" you would say words to the effect of "oh yes of course you did you reprobate rascal, that is obvious".
But no. The head, and the douchebag, all too real.
PEACE,
Vinny Scumbaglia
and I come back to this. It's like a freaking soap opera, where you start watching again and after 23 seconds you've caught up with all the characters.
AB LOBSTER flashback good lord... I'm afraid I have to say that not only is Phelps flying the doucheflag, he's planting it firmly in the fetid consciousness of America.
Imagine Ab Lobster's GLEE at this classic hotchick abpoint (I rub my eyes... could she be more Bleethesque?), said abpoint, the Lobster's TRADEMARK for chrissakes, being enshrined as an adjunct to Olympic history.
Think of it this way: if DB1 had said, "ok, tee hee, well I photoshopped Phelps head onto a real douchebag" you would say words to the effect of "oh yes of course you did you reprobate rascal, that is obvious".
But no. The head, and the douchebag, all too real.
PEACE,
Vinny Scumbaglia
# posted by : 7:58 PM
: 7:58 PM
Phelps is too awesome to be a 'bag. Give him leanway DB1!
Then again, if Phelps is given a pass, then other celebrities will think it's ok....damn it Phelps, why did you have to do this?
Then again, if Phelps is given a pass, then other celebrities will think it's ok....damn it Phelps, why did you have to do this?
# posted by : 8:14 PM
: 8:14 PM
With his kind of status and his vulnerable age, it's difficult to blame the kid. I would blame his PR manager or his stylist for the scrote stank.
He's hot Ms. East? Thank God I have hope! I'm almost as tough to look at as this schmuck and I have horse teeth.
Where's my second cycle of Winstrol? And bring my meatloaf and Mickey's, beeyotch!
Where's my second cycle of Winstrol? And bring my meatloaf and Mickey's, beeyotch!
# posted by : 8:39 PM
: 8:39 PM
I'll throw my two cents in with at-risk bagling. Were he not an Olympic Champ with ADHD, I'd call Douche, but hey, he can walk the walk (or swim the stroke), thus we can allow him to walk the walk. I think his ADHD counterbalances the hat tilt *slightly.* He's young, he's a champ --ooh look! a trucker hat!
wow maybe the first time I have seen the troops defy the general, but I agree he no DB!!
and wtf "Nik" posting HERE???
now that creeps me out ...
"just sayin"
and wtf "Nik" posting HERE???
now that creeps me out ...
"just sayin"
# posted by : 10:33 PM
: 10:33 PM
He is fortunate, talented and apparently pulls major tail. Nothing long term mind you (though if I didn't have to, I wouldn't either). I say for this moment? Nottadouche.
When he gets back to the states? He is going to be one of the all time champs (and I'm not talking about in the pool). Hell. Lohan wants to hit it now. That should just about cover right there.
When he gets back to the states? He is going to be one of the all time champs (and I'm not talking about in the pool). Hell. Lohan wants to hit it now. That should just about cover right there.
Not a bag. Watch how he carries himself. The guy has plenty of right to strut, but he's reasonably humble.
Not a bag. I've seen him speak and he's just a normal guy who happens to be an athletic freak. That will make anyone a little cocky, and I give him a pass.
# posted by : 12:07 AM
: 12:07 AM
the biggest mistake that douchebag1 has ever made. this is just a distraction from the real douchebags that plague our society
I'm glad I'm not alone in this. Douououcheee. Lord, I'm sick of Phelps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# posted by : 1:43 AM
: 1:43 AM
That article was trying to find any probable way that Phelps might be a douch, unsuccesfully. All bunch of cheap shots.
He doesn't put make up on.
He doesn't have a fake tan.
He doesn't bling.
We doesn't cock blingy hats.
That one particular hat with the Lacoste emblem ... maybe because Lacoste reperesents admiring good sportsmanship. Lacoste doesn't come close to, let's say, Ed Harvey.
That author is suffering writer's block. Just don't write anything at all.
NOTTADOUCHE!!
He doesn't put make up on.
He doesn't have a fake tan.
He doesn't bling.
We doesn't cock blingy hats.
That one particular hat with the Lacoste emblem ... maybe because Lacoste reperesents admiring good sportsmanship. Lacoste doesn't come close to, let's say, Ed Harvey.
That author is suffering writer's block. Just don't write anything at all.
NOTTADOUCHE!!
# posted by : 2:49 AM
: 2:49 AM
I went to the all-girls school that correlated with the all-boys school Phelps went to.
Phelps was a douche, and there's no getting around it. A pure, 100%, "Don't touch my rims or give me $600", "No, I'm not signing an autograph for you" kinda douche. What a douche.
Phelps was a douche, and there's no getting around it. A pure, 100%, "Don't touch my rims or give me $600", "No, I'm not signing an autograph for you" kinda douche. What a douche.
# posted by : 4:46 AM
: 4:46 AM
@nik 6:19
I understand your trepidation my friend.
I say not a greg.
I'll volunteer to head up an exploratory committee to end any doubts.
http://blog.nj.com/olympics_main/2008/08/large_lolo20.JPG
I understand your trepidation my friend.
I say not a greg.
I'll volunteer to head up an exploratory committee to end any doubts.
http://blog.nj.com/olympics_main/2008/08/large_lolo20.JPG
you guys are morons. and douches. no TRUE DOUCHE has insane inherent worth, aka, possibly the greatest athlete of all recorded time. a douche lifts his shirt ON HIS OWN, because he's an insecure douche. phelps appears to have been ASKED to display himself for a crowd of screaming femalians. and the guy that said usain bolt wasa douche? you're retarded.
# posted by : 6:08 AM
: 6:08 AM
NOTTADOUCHE!!!!!!!!! Phelps cannot be put in the same category as Squiward and friends...no no no.
# posted by : 6:08 AM
: 6:08 AM
No, No, No a thousand times no. NOTTADOUCHE. Just a kid getting some bad PR advice. As for that cocked cap with the logo big enough to be seen from the International Space Station...he's cashing some big checks to wear it. And finally, and this is important, when your bling is actually earned, and is not simply a poseur adornment, is it really bling? Oh, and another thing, of the hundreds of photos I've seen with this guy, none are with a hott, so I sugest we turn our attention back to the far bigger assortment of scrotal decay we have been missing.
# posted by : 6:22 AM
: 6:22 AM
Who cares about this guy... fuck the Olympics... bores me to fucking tears.
- Douchey Smurf
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 6:39 AM
: 6:39 AM
Uh, Michael Phelps is a total douche. He's famous around U of M for showing up at parties and trying to steal all the women.
A famous conversation with Phelps went thus:
Dude at party: What are you majoring in?
Phelps: PUSSY!
Complete douche. Biggest douche. Gigantic asshole. Also has a DUI.
A famous conversation with Phelps went thus:
Dude at party: What are you majoring in?
Phelps: PUSSY!
Complete douche. Biggest douche. Gigantic asshole. Also has a DUI.
@ DB1 -
He's exposing 2" of underoos because he literally swam his ass off; nothing for the britches to hang onto. He has less ass than Gumby.
Folks, he swims 20 hours a day, has no girlfriends, sleeps with a bulldog, and lacks enough vanity to veneer his Orc-like front grill. He spends zero time at the club; rather he frolics all day in a pool with other men wearing little tights that show their marble collections. Douchebag? No. Gay? I doubt it, for for prudence's sake let's just keep him away from Olympic Diver Greg Loose-anus.
He's exposing 2" of underoos because he literally swam his ass off; nothing for the britches to hang onto. He has less ass than Gumby.
Folks, he swims 20 hours a day, has no girlfriends, sleeps with a bulldog, and lacks enough vanity to veneer his Orc-like front grill. He spends zero time at the club; rather he frolics all day in a pool with other men wearing little tights that show their marble collections. Douchebag? No. Gay? I doubt it, for for prudence's sake let's just keep him away from Olympic Diver Greg Loose-anus.
Nerd? yes...Geek? Yes...Dork? Yes.
Douchebag?...No.
Tatts?
Mandana with cap?
Orangeskin?
'tude?
Hand signals?
Not yet, at least. Wait and see.
Douchebag?...No.
Tatts?
Mandana with cap?
Orangeskin?
'tude?
Hand signals?
Not yet, at least. Wait and see.
# posted by : 7:26 AM
: 7:26 AM
I am on the fence but leaning toward giving him a pass. The ab pic was clearly requested, so that doesn't count. The hat tilt is usually enough to qualify someone as a stage one, but for some reason it just doesn't seem to fit on this kid. Like others have said, I think it because of the smile in each pic. He appears to be amazed by his own celebrity status, and that humility more than makes up for a hat tilt.
Really I'm just glad that somebody call BWE on their "uncredited homage" to this site. I check in there regularly, and they are doing a lot of that "uncredited homage" thing lately. If DB1 posts something one night, there will be a less funny knock-off of his post by noon the next day on BWE. I don't want to get too down on them, because I really like their site, but they seem to be getting a bit too much "inspiration" from here lately.
Really I'm just glad that somebody call BWE on their "uncredited homage" to this site. I check in there regularly, and they are doing a lot of that "uncredited homage" thing lately. If DB1 posts something one night, there will be a less funny knock-off of his post by noon the next day on BWE. I don't want to get too down on them, because I really like their site, but they seem to be getting a bit too much "inspiration" from here lately.
# posted by : 8:21 AM
: 8:21 AM
NOT a douche. The kid is skilled. Has tons of skill. He's just a victim of the shitty 'style' of those meddling kids.
# posted by : 8:51 AM
: 8:51 AM
I don't know, DB1. A big part of what makes a 'bag a 'bag is that he's saying: Hey, look at me. Without doing anything that deserves anyone's attention.
Michael Phelps, on the other hand, with his 82 gold medals, has done quite a bit to deserve attention. None of those pics show anything more than a stage 1 douche; some show a regular guy really.
So, unless he starts taking his light 'baggery up a notch, or unless he starts dating Jennifer Anniston, I say: You go, Mike.
Not a 'bag. For now.
AV
Michael Phelps, on the other hand, with his 82 gold medals, has done quite a bit to deserve attention. None of those pics show anything more than a stage 1 douche; some show a regular guy really.
So, unless he starts taking his light 'baggery up a notch, or unless he starts dating Jennifer Anniston, I say: You go, Mike.
Not a 'bag. For now.
AV
# posted by : 8:52 AM
: 8:52 AM
No douche face, tatts or hand gestures. While displaying other conspicuous traits, I vote nottadouche. B/c I'm jingoistic like that.
NO WAY
Not a douche pass here. He's spent too much time in the pool to garner any sociological skills. Once he actually looses his gills, he'll realize how stupid the tilted hat looks.
Geek? Definitely. Douche? No way.
Not a douche pass here. He's spent too much time in the pool to garner any sociological skills. Once he actually looses his gills, he'll realize how stupid the tilted hat looks.
Geek? Definitely. Douche? No way.
# posted by : 3:03 PM
: 3:03 PM
Douche! saggy pants, drunk driving arrest, lil' wayne ipod list, aston martin, faux goals to save the world by swimming...the tats will come, don't worry fellow hunters.
# posted by : 3:05 PM
: 3:05 PM
I could give a fuck about phelps.
I just want my lololololooooooolaaaah!
Lolo Jones
Lolo Jones
Lolo Jones
I just want my lololololooooooolaaaah!
Lolo Jones
Lolo Jones
Lolo Jones
He's not a douche. A poor ADHD kid, distracted by everything and ridiculed as a kid by other nasty kids.
I'm sure they are eating CROW NOW!!
He's just an intent swimmer that has dedicated his life to excelling at something he can do ... SWIM!
I'm sure when all of this sets in (his medal wins) and his glory of those accomplishments, could even be too overwhelming for him and lead to depression. (I'm bipolar and know what it's like)
NOTABAG .... GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR ALL OF HIS HARD WORK .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure they are eating CROW NOW!!
He's just an intent swimmer that has dedicated his life to excelling at something he can do ... SWIM!
I'm sure when all of this sets in (his medal wins) and his glory of those accomplishments, could even be too overwhelming for him and lead to depression. (I'm bipolar and know what it's like)
NOTABAG .... GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR ALL OF HIS HARD WORK .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Total douche. He's a total douche for believing the media hype around him. He's a douche for thinking that what he does deserves millions of dollars. 8 gold medals for doing the same thing 8 times? He should have had to win them all just for one gold medal. It's like letting the boxers fight for a gold medal, then letting them fight for another one in a slightly bigger ring. No, if you're the best swimmer you get one gold medal. He also lied about his "diet." He doesn't eat 12,000 calories a day. He doesn't eat fried egg sandwiches and pizza. Olympic athletes have to eat properly to compete at that level, even if it is just swimming back and forth. Plus he takes HGH. Plus he's gay. He's not a nerd, he swam his whole life to give himself an excuse not to have to date girls and let him hang out with other dudes in speedos. I'm not saying he's a douche simply because he's gay or that being gay is something he should be ashamed of. In fact I'm saying exactly the opposite. If he were out and open about his orientation, I would respect him for that. Don't lie to us about who you are just to cash in on those "all-American boy" endorsements. That's douchey.
Word through the grapevine is that Phelps once showed up to a house party in Ann Arbor wearing all of his medals. If true, = douche.
# posted by : 8:09 PM
: 8:09 PM
I'd have to go with notadouche db1, after all hot Amanda Beard, for who I'd give up a testicle just to touch her wet towel after she swims. Was ripping on phelps in a radio interview saying he wasn't good enough for her. And although I'd liek to think she's above the douche I don't really believe it. So I'd have to say if a hot like her thinks phelps is too nerdy, he's too nerdy to be a douche.
# posted by : 8:38 PM
: 8:38 PM
No. Not a bag. No way.
This kid has massive cred.
Since when does a bag have cred? Seriously. The question is not even worth asking.
Maybe in a few years Mr.Phelps might develop some DB affectations but not now nosa!- the kid just kicked everyone's ass!
Agreed. This says it all.
This kid has massive cred.
Since when does a bag have cred? Seriously. The question is not even worth asking.
Maybe in a few years Mr.Phelps might develop some DB affectations but not now nosa!- the kid just kicked everyone's ass!
Agreed. This says it all.
One also has to note the belt tied around the apex of the ass as major docuhe warning signal.
I swear that trend is getting ridiculous. One time I saw a guy at a 7-11 that was so bad like that, I was entertaining just dropping my pants entirely and walking around the store in my drawers, jeans around my ankles.
I swear that trend is getting ridiculous. One time I saw a guy at a 7-11 that was so bad like that, I was entertaining just dropping my pants entirely and walking around the store in my drawers, jeans around my ankles.
Honestly I think Phelps is an innocent kid, a bit slow upstairs but not a douche. More, he just innocently adopts so much of the douchebaggery our society is infected with.
You know, sort of like how once you kill the head vampire, all the infected humans lose their curse.
You know, sort of like how once you kill the head vampire, all the infected humans lose their curse.
I think it's also important to note the difference between this display of abs as a demonstration of genuine olympic merit, and a douchal display purely for dazzling the hott.
looking at mike phelps and his mom makes me realize something about john waters movies...in depicting the people of baltimore he was a lot more like ingmar bergman than you might think
# posted by : 3:51 PM
: 3:51 PM
Not a bag at all. Just a kid with 14 gold medals and 122.8 million dollars. If I was double jointed in almost every bone and swam for 18 hours a day I would be lazy about picking up my pants too.
# posted by : 4:21 PM
: 4:21 PM
michael phelps has been spotted with stephanie rice the aussie swimmer babe. so yeah, that might drag him over the line into douchebagness
# posted by : 11:17 PM
: 11:17 PM
Ryan Lochte is a massive douche, Phelps did something that was much bigger them himself and for this country, I have to let him slide. Besides, he understands that you cannot have gallons of hair gel in the pool it will just slow one down.
# posted by : 5:58 AM
: 5:58 AM
NOT a douche. Picked on as a kid, hardships... all to beat everyone's ass in the last two Summer Olympics. So what if he shows off his abs? At least he's got some sort of cred and actually does something inspirational, unlike 99.99% of the club-going douchewanks seen on this site.
# posted by : 11:11 AM
: 11:11 AM
I am gonna have to give him a pass. Bags by definition contribute nothing to society except a whopping scoop of their own narcissism. Although he does have many signs of a bag the 8 golds give him a 4 year get out of jail free card. He has to repeat 8 golds otherwise he gets the default to Stage 2 status.
Has anyone been able to find a combo pic of Ryan Lochte and Lolo jones? that would be website worthy
Has anyone been able to find a combo pic of Ryan Lochte and Lolo jones? that would be website worthy
I came to say Michael is great! I hope he represents for America in 2012.
As for the racist comments, really, in 2008, ya'll are still concerning yourselves with others folks lives? When you have so much time to criticize a person that you don't know, you really have a miserable life. You really need to reflect on yourself cause no one in this world should ever be so involved in cutting down another humans character. When someone does that, it really makes you look foolish. At least this is the net and we can't see you but it's still and nevertheless, Pathetic!
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As for the racist comments, really, in 2008, ya'll are still concerning yourselves with others folks lives? When you have so much time to criticize a person that you don't know, you really have a miserable life. You really need to reflect on yourself cause no one in this world should ever be so involved in cutting down another humans character. When someone does that, it really makes you look foolish. At least this is the net and we can't see you but it's still and nevertheless, Pathetic!
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