Preparation H and douchebaggery.

Put your shirt on you fucking TOOL!
 

The presence of such defined abdominal muscles betrays his auto-fellatio skills put to use while fantasizing about Kevin Sorbo and Michael Hurst tag teaming Salmoneus on Hera’s bed.
 

Wait, is that Pfah on vacation in the Greek Isles?
 

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Shit that walks!
 

That picture makes me want to harm kittens.....
 

I think his left and right obliques are having an affair, unbeknownst to his jealous pecs.
 

wow...just wow.
 

wow...just wow.
 

Shock on the right, dissapointment on the left. Good work, girls.

This is a break from the usual chode admiring hott that makes you want to tear out your pubes with a channel wrench.
 

Between aqua/purple blondie and the O-prune are his initials in red letters. Never before has this transcendental effect been noticed before. Previously, it had been refered to as the "ghost nipple." Well, it has now taken physical form and has been photographed. This case of the X-Files is now closed. They can all be mocked at your leisure now.
 

Kinda reminds me of the Douchetonic Twins. Are we sure this isn't one of them??
 

Dang--hand him a spoon and he could backup Buckwheat Zydeco.
 

I believe that Melville (or for those of a different perspective - Kahn) said it best.

"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

or better yet, Ed Rooney.

"Pucker up, buttercup"

You sir, are an ass.
 

(^Maybe that was an obscure reference.)
 

I would very much like to offer my 4 iron to his fivehead.

and flaxen limp haired nipple hott is kinda proving that O actually marks the spot, though demure hott is more to my liking.
 

If these women know any JOKES, they could maybe be "hott" in the sense of, "Hottest contestants on 'Last Comic Standing'"...
 

dangerously toxic levels of douchosity emanating from his orangeness. these chicks are not really that bleethed out yet, but the only way to contain this situation is to burn everything within a half mile radius. sad, really...

-haberdouchery
 

@ griecosystem:

two blondes walked into a miami nightclub with a giant walking turd...
 

Seriously...wow. This has been a pretty memorable day for 'baghunting and it keeps getting worse. Wow. Again.
 

He has the complexion of Mr. Hanky but lacks the pleasant smile and cheerful "Howdy-Ho".
Aren't those girls repelled by his stench and the awful prospect of getting feces stains on their clothes?
 

Blondie is still receiving royalties from the time she posed as the model for the original inflatable blow-up doll.

She's a keeper.

http://www.inmagine.com/rds038/rds038315-photo
 

O-Prune, Aries doth weep, for even in great Sparta the douche plague hath spread.

Therefore Artemis must reclaim thine hotts Orallicica, and Whatevarica from thee, and tosseth ye into the pit of great mockery and chastisement 'till the gods can no longer smell the vile stench of axe and doucheness on ye.

And Zeus says that's gonna take like, forever. Verily.
 

@annonymous 3.38--

Okay, then! Works for me.
 

Big shocker face!

Tiny penis.
 

@crucial head 3:12

No, but I do believe that is pfah behind him about to smash O-Prune's skull in with a beer can....go man go!!!
 

please blast O-prune into the O-zone!
 

watch out hotts, it's shitman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQwwVX4GbSw
 

I almost pity this guy (okay, no I don't) both "hotts" are obviously mocking this piece of work.

Caption:
"Wow, I'm ridiculously good looking, maybe I'll just do that for a career...be professionally good-looking"
 

Close the polls, we have the next Weekly winner right here.

Anybody notice his lips look like labia? If he opens his mouth, you can see his cervix. One day he'll vomit out a squishy white grub, which will go forth to form a pro-life group somewhere.

Gah!
 

Do you think we could sue the douchebag's on behalf of the color orange for trademark infringement? I mean, if I were the color orange, I'd be pissed.

If I were a blue dress or an peach one...I'd be happy.

- Ryan Seadouche
 

*dry heaves*
 

'Sup DB? As a loyal reader of the HcWdB it pains me to inform you of yet another DB wannabe. http://www.douchewatcher.com
 

I have been looking at this site for months. I have exhausted the archives. And no picture has made me want to punch its subject in the face like this one.
 

Finally, a true douche of epic proportions:

Wack hairstyle?
Check.
Douche-face?
Check.
Overly tan?
Check.
Sunglasses indoors/at night?
Check.
Bling?
Check.
Showing off abs?
Check.
Bling?
Check.
White belt?
Check.
Obnoxious belt buckle?
Check.
Underwear showing?
Check.
Fruity looking designer jeans?
Check.

Head to toe, this guy's a 'mo.
 

I'd like to crank on that choke chain a couple of notches.
 

I wouldn't mind cranking that choke, and I'm a dog.
 

Seriously, I think we might excuse this scrotehead for minor infrac, er, infarctions, as in abs shaped like little hearts. YIKES.

Hand me the nitroglycerin.

But he has serious refraction issues, such as two little white spots at the bottom of his deadly night-shades, giving him a most
insect-like appearance.

And that REALLY bugs me. I wanna dissect that tiny skull of his, and stick a mounting pin through his torso after I finish scraping him off my windshield.
 

Don't look so shock'd, O Girlie on the right!
Unwrapp'd, this Dewsh releases Orange Light.
It permeates all Ret'nas near and far
And savages all Patrons of the Bar.
O Girlie on the left, my Heart's with you;
Abandon we this Sack of Baggy Doo!
 

Good God, this scrote is damn near a crustacean! This is a horrible thing to look at. As Pinhead in HellRaiser said: "this is not for your eyes!" And he was right. I think I'll go melt my eyeballs with a heat gun now.
 

I thought all woman wanted their mens bodys to look like this? Apparently I missed something...
 

DB1... excellent last night.

Funnniest part...

Finding out you have a master's degree in cultural studies.
 

I want to give these girls the benefit of the doubt and assume that they are mocking him -- but O-Prune's face has actually murdered my ability to reason.

I hate you O-Prune.
 

mmmmmm......the douche is strong in this one.....



obviously...
 

He looks diseased.
 

I love that milkshake-sinned uberhott in blue (wasn't that a Picasso painting?) has already assumed the position. I'd dye my skin orange and face the forum's online ridicule for a chance to fill that O-face with my newly-oranged rod.
 

I'd like to shoot this guy with a rhino dart and set his unconscious ass adrift at sea with a bottle of baby oil and one of those reflective face tanning things.

He could slowly suntan himself to death.

- D.S.
 

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"Order the Faux Leather Iggy Pop Strap-on Torso™ NOW and get a set of Johnny Rotten Dentures™ for FREE! Act now, operators are standing by...vomitting."
 

Well, so what if I pruned 15 comments and then double posted. I got the fucken ™ symbol right.

sheesh.
 

My only wish...... Make Baggism illegal, and punishible by severity of being a scrotum.

IV. CRIME: Throwing Gang Sign
PUNISHMENT: Tea bag to the forehead.

III. CRIME: Wearing your Mom's sunglasses
PUNISHMENT: Kick 'N the crotch with a boot.

II. CRIME: Gatorade skin color
PUNISHMENT: Whole body spray painted white.

I. CRIME: Blow-Out hair style.
PUNISHMENT: Shave one eyebrow.


If Bag is found guilty of multiple offenses, then therapy treatment must be used.

A. Patient is shown pictures of himself. We all have a good laugh.

B. Patient is shown pictures of truly successful people. Patient notes that none of them are wearing popped collars, torn, acid washed jeans hanging down so low that the underwear shows. We all have a good laugh.

C. Patient is shown the ill effects of bathing in orange sports drinks. Gatorade is pissed at this one.

D. Patient is forced to wear traditional hair style.

E. Old-Lady sunglasses are replaced by acceptable Ray-Bans. It is further noted that Ray-Bans or any other sunglasses should NEVER be worn at night.

F. Patient is instructed to throw away all his 14k gold chains. The proceeds should be enough to buy a large coffee at Starbucks (if they are still in business).

G. Patient is shown pictures of gay guys wearing white belts. We all have a good laugh.

H. Patient is shown pictures of women wearing white belts. We all have a good laugh.

I. Patient is shown pictures of other scroats wearing white belts. We all have a good laugh.
 

I can imagine just looking at his chest and seeing my reflection.
 

hahaha...whoever took this flick loves this site. they purposely put the 'dB' rite in the middle of the picture! hahaha

douchebag...
 

The O-prune! THAT is just hillarious... What makes this site SO funny is the fact that O-prune thinks that he is the MAN when in fact he is the poster chid for the DOUCHEBAG! Gotta love it! Carry on lads...