The half-life aura on this idiot's doo looks shopped.

And...since when does someone's mother qualify as a hott?
 

Mother/daughter combo!

Go 'Stalks!!
 

PS--Talk about Scissar Reprazentin': He has scissors ON HIS SHIRT!
 

He looks like an electrocuted toddler.



Don't bite the hand that feeds us, paper/plastic!
 

I didn't think Halley's comet was due until 2061.
 

Looks like someone has been recreating There's Something About Mary a little too often.
 

my favorite thing about WheatStocks is that he always looks like he just took 10 quaaludes before going out.

That, or he's been lobotomized, which would actually explain the hair.
 

Stalks looks as if he knoews he's being used in a mockery fashion, and he's not all that pleased. You don't go to the stalks! the stalks goes to you!
 

Buckwheat returns as a middle aged fat white guy with a receding hairline.
 

at first glance, neither of these ladies seem up to HCWDB standards. but I have to admit, that hott on the right seems like she'd be a tigress in the sack! i suspect she has absolutely zero inhibitions!
 

I'm pretty sure he's still a douchebag. BUT! That is a pretty cool shirt.
 

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Vegasgrll, is that you in the periwinkle blouse? If so, I would like to say "hi." Hi.
 

'Stalks be poppin' just ONE side of his collah...

...I call that the, "Circle-to-land."
 

Yo 'Stalks-

You need to quit Vegas, bro. get to some AA or detox ASAP. I'm worried 'bout ya, broheim. Ya look like shit. I'm cereal, dude.

-Bra
 

He's nottadouche for sure. A bit squirrely in that, he fell off the short bus when he was younger and landed on a bucket of glue and a broom 'cause he wasn't wearing his helmet. But, he's a'ight.

Nice pull bra!
 

DB1 I too routinely laugh at clowns (darksock) & wheatstalks is clearly clowning it up. I guess you play your strong hand to get the hotts. for wheatstalks its a toeheaded mop of hair that defies gravity (me a jovial behavior with a glass of whiskey in hand & a slightly rotund budda belly... rub it for luck!)

the temps a tad low with these hotts, but, hell yes vegasgrrl come on down & slap on some Irish handcuffs (glass of whiskey & a guiness) we'll generate some belly roars...urp!
 

this picture is disturbing

in the middle we have guy fieri wannabe-hairstylist-troll guy

on the left is a MILF or least what looks like a MILF; please don't self-identify yourself as a MILF, you may not bee and you have to have had kids to be a MILF - fuck people we need rules for this.

Then the far right, where did Priscilla the Hispanic pixie come from. Is that a glamorous shot picture that was dropped into this smorgesboard of oddities - it's like a TGI Friday's commercial gone bad.

DJ
 

Vegasgrrl,

are you the fire crotch with the rudolph nose or the girl with the comb over and chicklet teeth? i work at that club and noticed that guy leave with two beautiful girls, and he was very polite when others talked to them. Is the reason of your post because you got dissed? Lol, I just hate when people are haters when people are nice to them. i see it 5 nights a week when i'm at work. I don't know him well but he has always gone out of his way to say what's up when i see him. Hi hater, lol

- A Vegas Club Employee
 

DB1, where are the hot chicks in this picture? I must be missing something. These girls are a 1 on a 10 scale, NASTY!

At least the ones in your other posts are halfway decent looking.
 

vegasclubemployee = stalk attacking our vegasgrrl.

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
 

Sorry Roger, i just call em like I see em. We see a lot of hott women, and these aren't two of them.
 

Assuming these girls are not cast from Bleeth Central, I wouldn't mind "getting to know either one of them", nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean?

Wheatstalks is an aging douche. As a consequence, his douchetude is declining. Once he gives up on the frightwig gig, he will gracefully join the rest of humanity, and take his days as an exscrote. He will probably actually date a woman, probably very much like the ones pictured, and settle down to a mortgage in Henderson, just in time for Peak Oil to hit with a Big Ass Whap in Obama's second term, and watch Las Vegas become a ghost town. He will end up in a transit camp (run by Halliburton) in eastern Oregon with his wife and little kid, along with millions of others who will be forced to leave the Desert Southwest...

mirth.
 

What. In. The. Hell. Is. Going. On?

@calisurferguy - are you nuts?!?! I have SO many plans for the dark plum on the right, and SO many camera angles her friend on the left MUST capture JUST right that...well, it isn't even funny.

@EVERYONE ELSE!!! Yes, 'Stalks is pure douche. DB1, man, what in the hell?!?! Maybe it was just a typo. You probably meant, "Go in PIECES, 'Stalks". Right? Please?

Please tell me I'm still alive, and that I haven't died and gone to some kind of hell where there is tolerance for doucheosity, and no love for soft-shouldered smiley birds that are cool as hell for attempting to mock those that deserve it.

I'm absolutely floored by everyone's behavior with this post.

BOTH chicks need me to do things to them, and 'Stalks is SO punchable that I had to buy a new monitor after see this picture.

I'm very disappointed in everyone right now. Vegasgrrl, can you PLEASE end this misery with some boobies?
 

Vegasclubemployee:

Did you make it in the book?
 

this post bothers me for several reasons.

i'm going to need to sleep on this tonight and submit commentary tomorrow, but my immediate first thoughts are as follows:

1. i don't think Vegasgrrl exists, or is actually a living person.

2. Wheatstalks is not as big of a douche as, let's say, Joey Porsche, Cro 'Bagnon, HJBBAD, or The Donk.

3. i think Wheatstalks is just having fun with his hair and does not actually think this 'look' makes him more attractive to women.

4. @vegasclubemployee...keep in mind that you work in the apex of doucheocity. i'm not saying i don't agree with you to a point, but let's just consider the source, ok?


that's it for now.
 

anon 732, are you talking auburn haired hott or raven haired hot?
 

That guy is a good, cool guy. Sure the hair is a lil different but who cares.

I met him in LA and I had a flat tire. He and a friend took their time and waited with me till the tow truck driver came, as it was late at night and I was alone. and no, i didn't have a spare tire like i should have, lol.

the girl in the purple, as seinfeld would say, has "manhands", and the red head must have gotten beat with an ugly stick.

karmas a bi*ch and hopefully these girls need help sometime and no one will help them.

you go stalks!!
 

everytime i see this guy, i crack up and think of darksock's classic karl rove line...
 

More like celery stalks. Mix me a Bloody Mary, puh-leeze!
 

Anon 748

I was talking about the girl in the purple dress. I am 100% sure that's what she does for a living. I don't know about the red headed one, so I wasn't going to comment on her.
 

I think he looks a lot like Benny Hill.

Cool or not, the hair, the orange face and the goofy shirt put him at Level 1 douche. He needs to check himself in the mirror before it's too late.
 

I'm with pfah, this thread is kinda creepy...
douche, not a douche, wheatstalks makes me laugh... the girls, meh

more wheatstalk DB1
 

Is that Jack Grisham from TSOL!?!
 

Which one is the mother?




Beanieville Traderdog
 

soccer mom. douche. hooker.

-haberdouchery
 

@hew daily...

I agree 100%. Wheatstalks must be using some Jedi mind-control bullshit on the DB1.

WHEATSTALKS = DOUCHEBAG

You let this guy slide the next thing you know you're sharing HGH with Donkey Douche, getting your hair cut by Joey Porsche's barber, tanning with the Oompas, sharing a Pepsi or Coke or Dr. Pepper or RC with Bra! and having Squidward design your new tattoo.

A douchebag by any other name is still a fucking douchebag.
 

it has come to my attention that my avatar annoys?.... as if I could possibly give a flying shit. The shit that sticks in people's filters is humorous to me
 

go ahead
 

bag o hammers
 

hurrrrrl, baby
 

punch your screen out
 

now, shut the fuck up
 

It's his Mum and his sister at his 18'th birthday party .

Dude is a chubby tard , it's all downhill from here spiky .

- Juan Pablo Douchtoya
 

i'm with db1 on this one. i've come around to the 'stalks. i want him to have a good time. he looks like he's having a good time, and he's pulling hotts. i fear the half-pop on the collar may be evidence that he's slowing down. That and the declining hott factor. Come to think of it, most of 'stalks oeuvre features probable pros - of is it just that all chicks look like that in Vegas. Next one to see him, buy him a margarita on me and see if you can find out what kind of recreational hallucigens he's got in his pockets.

G. Gordon 'Bagman Liddy
 

That guy is 100% serious and thinks he's 'gots it goin' on'.

He would be wrong.

Chick on the right is o.k.

- D.S.
 

i am still of the belief that 'Vegasgrrl is a fictional character.

otherwise, she would have at least posted something by now.

that's what's bothering me.

his hair i can deal with. lying i can't.
 

paper or plastic said,'since when does someone's mother qualify as hot?'
amswer, when they are....in this case, not so sure..
when you get into your thirties, and start dating single moms, you'll find they are, indeed hot.
AND horny
 

being hit by five consecutive salvos from ol' bagnanamous should be deemed cruel and unusual punishment...that grill...my god...I just can't take it anymore!
 

sorry, six salvos!
 

@bag o'hammers....why are you pickin' on 'ol bagnanimous?
 

i got your back, bagnanamous.

look, this is no time to start fighting each other. We're already vastly outnumbered by greasescrotery, and the greico virus spreads even as we speak. The antidouche movement can't take another setback
 

fuck you DB1. You lost it. Wheatstalks is indeed a douche. DB1 is becoming a douche bag apologost. Douche bags will soon rule the sudetenland
 

go to this kids myspace hes the douche of all douches

www.myspace.com/mikeypulc