Thursday, August 21, 2008
School of Fish
That's right. More Slap.
Slap with his posse.
Take it.
It is your penance for passivity in a world gone wrist-tatt.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 2:30 PM 
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what we see here is the electro-luminescent charge as what's left of their souls leaves their bodies forever.
oh, and giant SQUARE watch.
that's new.
oh, and giant SQUARE watch.
that's new.
Do some laser light show guys FOLLOW THIS GUY AROUND--like the musicians follow Shaft playing the "Theme from Shaft"?
how about gay dude with gay colored t-shirt with gay/tough-guy skull on it? he even has gay hair and a gay smile.
blonde baguette is faker than white chocolate's tan, but bitch in the brown shirt looks tasty.
blonde baguette is faker than white chocolate's tan, but bitch in the brown shirt looks tasty.
today is a banner day on HCwDB
and by banner day, I mean some of the worst bags ever, and some amazing hotts.
and by banner day, I mean some of the worst bags ever, and some amazing hotts.
Gah! It's a school of fishslaps!!!! NOOOOOO!!!! Where's the TNT? I learned this nifty fishing trick from some friends who live down south.
I'm afraid fishslap's boobies are gonna pop out of hist v-neck. You know, if you only look at him from his pecks to neck he'd have a pretty hot rack. Totally could do some innocent girl pron with that crucifix he's rockin.
I'm afraid fishslap's boobies are gonna pop out of hist v-neck. You know, if you only look at him from his pecks to neck he'd have a pretty hot rack. Totally could do some innocent girl pron with that crucifix he's rockin.
I think this conclusively proves that there IS NO GOD. The Kansas Board of Education must now eliminate it's teaching of intelligent douche-sign.
# posted by 
: 2:56 PM
: 2:56 PM
Great Xenu's ectoplasmic light show!
So this is what you get when you cross the streams, total scrotonic revulsion. Thanks Egon.
And FFS...again!
So this is what you get when you cross the streams, total scrotonic revulsion. Thanks Egon.
And FFS...again!
The blonde on the left isn't überhottie and Fish Slap remora, Bree, is it? I need a ruling. That would be so tragic if she gave up her untouchable brunette perfection for those creepy invisible eyebrows.
And with an audible "POP", a rush of air and a burning in his rectum, Fish Slap knew The Flash had tapped his ass again.
the Fish Slap douche pulse pulls in 4 more victims with his scrotorobic tractor beam
# posted by : 3:14 PM
: 3:14 PM
How much time was spent in front of a mirror to get the look these bags have adorned?
And how much time was spent practicing the vapid stares and cock eating grins they have perfected with douchtastic success?
And how much time was spent practicing the vapid stares and cock eating grins they have perfected with douchtastic success?
@jonathan
"Make no attempt to capture them, extermin...oh shit it's Fish Sl...."
Thus were the last words heard from the Dalek-Fish Slap School of Choadery Elimination Team.
"Make no attempt to capture them, extermin...oh shit it's Fish Sl...."
Thus were the last words heard from the Dalek-Fish Slap School of Choadery Elimination Team.
Darksock @ 3:11 -
And that kids, is why it's always best to bring a second pair of knickers to work when you plan to peruse the comments of this website.
And that kids, is why it's always best to bring a second pair of knickers to work when you plan to peruse the comments of this website.
I like to imagine I am the bartender at this club:
"Here you go, guys! Five anthrax bombs, on the house!"
"Here you go, guys! Five anthrax bombs, on the house!"
# posted by : 3:43 PM
: 3:43 PM
I said Uncle!
anon is fired, pick up your paycheck.
If i have time I'll come back and say sumpin'. But by Allah, I don't want to.
anon is fired, pick up your paycheck.
If i have time I'll come back and say sumpin'. But by Allah, I don't want to.
This picture hurts to look at. And the girl on the left looks like she could be Skeletors wife.
# posted by : 3:51 PM
: 3:51 PM
i have a bad feeling these two pathetic choads on the right really look up to fish slap.
Thanks, anon, for unleashing an apocalyptic tidal wave of axe upon us
Thanks, anon, for unleashing an apocalyptic tidal wave of axe upon us
God damn it! What sort of hellish being was I in a former life to deserve this sort of Fishy karmic retribution?!?
Fuck Fish Slap and the horse he rode in on.
Fuck Fish Slap and the horse he rode in on.
# posted by : 4:13 PM
: 4:13 PM
@bvg
I think that is the same girl from FS3 & 4 from the HoS. In each pic she has really, really long hair with huge curls. Plus her teeth are really freakin white.
I think that is the same girl from FS3 & 4 from the HoS. In each pic she has really, really long hair with huge curls. Plus her teeth are really freakin white.
# posted by : 4:20 PM
: 4:20 PM
Oh dear God, it burns mine eyes!!!
I thought about writing that Fish Slap makes me want to kill myself but then I thought "why the hell should I pay the ultimate price because he sucks on such a supreme level?" Someone should really punish this man for his filthy existance...
I thought about writing that Fish Slap makes me want to kill myself but then I thought "why the hell should I pay the ultimate price because he sucks on such a supreme level?" Someone should really punish this man for his filthy existance...
Seriously.
Seriously.
No, fucking, SERIOUSLY...
There is no way in hell this guy can exist on the same planet I do. Same with the chicks.
Any chick who is within 25 miles of this guy and smiling has to be retarded. Or on some type of drug that would make Hunter S. Thompson, circa Fear and Loathing say, "What the fuck did I just take???"
That being said, I'd still do things to these chicks so filthy that Mr. White would say, "Dude, that's fucking disgusting."
Seriously.
No, fucking, SERIOUSLY...
There is no way in hell this guy can exist on the same planet I do. Same with the chicks.
Any chick who is within 25 miles of this guy and smiling has to be retarded. Or on some type of drug that would make Hunter S. Thompson, circa Fear and Loathing say, "What the fuck did I just take???"
That being said, I'd still do things to these chicks so filthy that Mr. White would say, "Dude, that's fucking disgusting."
# posted by : 4:32 PM
: 4:32 PM
DB1 should put together a douchebag lazer light show at the planetarium. Underage kids would come drink beers, smoke some Js, bring dates, and learn themselves the 'bag and bleeth downfall of society is a bad path to take. Teach 'em young DB1, teach 'em young.
# posted by : 4:39 PM
: 4:39 PM
So this Fish Slap dude is ... -Joaquin Phoenix's developmentally challenged gay French supervillain cousin???
-And since when were 'men' supposed to wear a shirt with a provision for Cleavage??!!!?!!?!!!?1!!
(thought teh laydeez waz supposed to do teh cleavage, non?)
-And since when were 'men' supposed to wear a shirt with a provision for Cleavage??!!!?!!?!!!?1!!
(thought teh laydeez waz supposed to do teh cleavage, non?)
# posted by : 4:41 PM
: 4:41 PM
Last night i took 255mg of Miralax mixed in 64oz of Gatorade in preparation for my colonoscopy this morning.
How did a photo of the inside of my toilet an hour later make it onto this site?
I am mystified....
How did a photo of the inside of my toilet an hour later make it onto this site?
I am mystified....
"Oh, better far to live and die,
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part
With a pirate head and a pirate heart...For I am a Pirate King!"
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part
With a pirate head and a pirate heart...For I am a Pirate King!"
# posted by : 6:50 PM
: 6:50 PM
"FishSlap sallies forth to seek his prey,
He helps himself in a scrotal way,
He sinks a few more Hotts, its true
Than a douchebag monarch ought to do."
He helps himself in a scrotal way,
He sinks a few more Hotts, its true
Than a douchebag monarch ought to do."
# posted by : 6:55 PM
: 6:55 PM
Crimony, the blond haired Bag in the blue looks like one of MySterY's main wingman bag's..
# posted by : 7:20 PM
: 7:20 PM
Aww hell. It's none other than the almighty douche himself, fish slap. Well, that's my cue to put my head down and shake it in pity for this fool...
Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
# posted by : 7:25 PM
: 7:25 PM
it's J-DOG i'm thinking about..
check out J-BAGS website on how to walk and talk like a Bag--
http://www.askjdog.com/
check out J-BAGS website on how to walk and talk like a Bag--
http://www.askjdog.com/
# posted by : 7:25 PM
: 7:25 PM
Blondespike says "I'm blown away... HONOREDto be able to hang with the legendary FS, and 34 Cent here. Man, even tho' I didn't get the memo about the black t-shirt.. DAMN how could I have been so stupid...."
ZombiBlonde says "Bulemia isn't so bad, really."
BruniBleethe says "I hope these drugs don't make my one eye look wildly glazed and the other just glazed."
FS says "I'm clinching the 2008 Douchies... CLINCHing the 08 Douchies... c'mon think POSitive man...HERE makin the SCENE with your LAZER POSSE..."
FS Chinese Wrist Tat Says "Fermented Bean Curd with Chef's Special Sauce"
34 Cent says "...
nobody cares what he says.
--VS
ZombiBlonde says "Bulemia isn't so bad, really."
BruniBleethe says "I hope these drugs don't make my one eye look wildly glazed and the other just glazed."
FS says "I'm clinching the 2008 Douchies... CLINCHing the 08 Douchies... c'mon think POSitive man...HERE makin the SCENE with your LAZER POSSE..."
FS Chinese Wrist Tat Says "Fermented Bean Curd with Chef's Special Sauce"
34 Cent says "...
nobody cares what he says.
--VS
# posted by : 7:27 PM
: 7:27 PM
Blondespike says "I'm blown away... HONOREDto be able to hang with the legendary FS, and 34 Cent here. Man, even tho' I didn't get the memo about the black t-shirt.. DAMN how could I have been so stupid...."
ZombiBlonde says "Bulemia isn't so bad, really."
BruniBleethe says "I hope these drugs don't make my one eye look wildly glazed and the other just glazed."
FS says "I'm clinching the 2008 Douchies... CLINCHing the 08 Douchies... c'mon think POSitive man...HERE makin the SCENE with your LAZER POSSE..."
FS Chinese Wrist Tat Says "Fermented Bean Curd with Chef's Special Sauce"
34 Cent says "...
nobody cares what he says.
--VS
ZombiBlonde says "Bulemia isn't so bad, really."
BruniBleethe says "I hope these drugs don't make my one eye look wildly glazed and the other just glazed."
FS says "I'm clinching the 2008 Douchies... CLINCHing the 08 Douchies... c'mon think POSitive man...HERE makin the SCENE with your LAZER POSSE..."
FS Chinese Wrist Tat Says "Fermented Bean Curd with Chef's Special Sauce"
34 Cent says "...
nobody cares what he says.
--VS
# posted by : 7:27 PM
: 7:27 PM
He makes me want to forearm shiver a Tibetan monk and kidney punch a baby panda bear
# posted by : 8:06 PM
: 8:06 PM
I think the DB has a stash of (Fuck)Fish Slap, The Creeper, and Xenu just waiting for us. Just waiting to show those who doubt a lesson.
Anon called him out and now the mighty doucheity is upon us.
Hold me.
Anon called him out and now the mighty doucheity is upon us.
Hold me.
Jesus loves him, yes we know,
Bling on neck hath told us so.
Little Hotts to him belong,
They are Bleeth but Slap is strong.
Smiling scrotes doth hang around,
Fish Slap utters not a sound.
Giggling Hotts thrust chesties out,
Fish Slap uberscrotes a pout.
Bling on neck hath told us so.
Little Hotts to him belong,
They are Bleeth but Slap is strong.
Smiling scrotes doth hang around,
Fish Slap utters not a sound.
Giggling Hotts thrust chesties out,
Fish Slap uberscrotes a pout.
# posted by : 9:00 PM
: 9:00 PM
so im pretty sure its been said, but has anyone noticed this guy looks like nick lachey with down syndrome? his face haunts my nightmares
I just had a seizure..thanks DB1...i could sharpen my knives on Claudia Schiffer Jessica Simpson clone's teeth
# posted by : 9:21 PM
: 9:21 PM
This jerk off is the reason this site was made.
For those that don't know the history, FFS was coined last year by a few of us after this douchebag didn't win in the Douchies. If he doesn't win this year, I'm gonna "Ya mo burn this place down." (see 40 Year Old Virgin).
Fuck Fish Slap!
For those that don't know the history, FFS was coined last year by a few of us after this douchebag didn't win in the Douchies. If he doesn't win this year, I'm gonna "Ya mo burn this place down." (see 40 Year Old Virgin).
Fuck Fish Slap!
I feel like I have received a one two combination punch from Jesus H Christ himself.
White Chocolate to Fish Slap has me reeling, I am not quite sure what to do with myself really. I am in awe, I have had the wind knocked out of me, I have cried Uncle only to have my teeth knocked out.
This is a truly bag rich environment.
White Chocolate to Fish Slap has me reeling, I am not quite sure what to do with myself really. I am in awe, I have had the wind knocked out of me, I have cried Uncle only to have my teeth knocked out.
This is a truly bag rich environment.
Fish slap!
Unbelieveable Fish Slap!
Indescribeable-
Most friends want to call him a dick
He's just so stupid and utterly thick
Fish Slap!
Indisputable leader of the gang!
He the boss
He's the tip
He's the Championship
He's the most flip flop
FISH SLAP!!!
FISH SLAP!!!
(fuck fish slap)
Unbelieveable Fish Slap!
Indescribeable-
Most friends want to call him a dick
He's just so stupid and utterly thick
Fish Slap!
Indisputable leader of the gang!
He the boss
He's the tip
He's the Championship
He's the most flip flop
FISH SLAP!!!
FISH SLAP!!!
(fuck fish slap)
Fuck that fucking blond haired fuckwad. He doesn't just ride coat tails, he rides these fucktards coat tails.
some portion of this should have been the book cover.
You just cant reproduce such authenticity at a staged photo shoot.
You just cant reproduce such authenticity at a staged photo shoot.
# posted by : 6:52 AM
: 6:52 AM
@ Snoop Douchey Bagg:
Be grateful your colonoscopy's not being done in Mississippi.
They used a VHS camcorder duct-taped to a shop compressor for mine.
It hurt, but it was a good kind of hurt, you know?
Be grateful your colonoscopy's not being done in Mississippi.
They used a VHS camcorder duct-taped to a shop compressor for mine.
It hurt, but it was a good kind of hurt, you know?
Brilliant work here by all. Dalek references, a crucial head shout out to Mission of Burma. Bravo.
I can't even comment on the pic. I'm just focusing on the funny comments. I can't look again. I can't.
I can't even comment on the pic. I'm just focusing on the funny comments. I can't look again. I can't.
the dude in the blue shirt looks like my financial planner... like his douchey doppelganger.
# posted by : 11:04 AM
: 11:04 AM
@ BVG, the girl in the pic is not brIe. the girl in fs3 and fs4 is. btw if you want to see more of bree. she was playboys cyber girl of the month last december and her is her myspace link
http://www.myspace.com/xoxbrebreexox. you are all welcome.
http://www.myspace.com/xoxbrebreexox. you are all welcome.
"Hey dudes, let's go out drinking tonight." "Great idea FishSlap! What are you wearing?" "I don't know, something real gay I guess, how about you?" "Yea, I'll probably wear my gay glasses along with my gayass ear ring, neckless, and stupid fucking watch." "GREAT!, can't wait!"
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