add the white pants(are those capris?) and he's up to a 2.5!
 

some days I wake up and think, I wish I were a heart shaped polka dot.

This is one of those days.
 

No, he's a douche and a big one. He says things that make you cringe. He's a huge, steaming pile of poo.
 

K Federbag in the hizzouse. Right-ear bling blingin'. He has his dog tags just in case he is KIA. She must have a really smelly crotch to lug around such a giant douchebag. Maybe the reason her crotch IS so smelly is BECAUSE of the giant douchebag... Regardless, her fake blue contacts ARE quite piercing.
 

it mocks us
 

Isnt that one of the girls next door? The one that does hot booty dances.

He is a backup dancer in a Armani Spice boy band music video. I wish a draft board would notice his dogtags and army hair cut and decide he is ready to be all he can be.

Her Sun-dress/cooking-apron makes me imagine her sitting on a veranda somewhere cooking a steak on the heat rising from her thighs.
 

Ah yes, Ted is just another character in Richard Preston's new book, "The Douche Zone" , a sequel to "The Hot Zone" where microbiologists struggle to eradicate a more potent virus than Ebola - the infection called "Choada". Happily to say, just like the monkeys in the first book, Ted gets captured, drawn and quartered, and then studied to improve ways of combating this prevalent disease.

It's a page turner.
 

Yeah. She's all sorts of hott and slutty. Beat it, Ted. I got next.

AV
 

he is a giant, shit-eating, closeted gay wigger douche if there ever was one (there i go with them oxymorons again).

the closest he ever got to college was when he rolled by it once in his bad-ass'95 honda w/ the rims and wide pipes on his way to a job interview @ circut city.

she's a hott but completely empty on the inside stage 1 bleeth. you can almost hear the wind whistling between her ears...
 

And his goggles and headbutt should be addded to the list...
 

Dog tags. Buzz cut. It's MaverickBag. If the camera opened wider, GooseBag would be just off to his left, IcemanBag would be sneering off in the distance.
 

DB1, you were a bit too easy on this guy in my opinion.

His entire body appears to be shaved. Unless he is a competitive swimmer, that just isn't acceptable.

Maybe it's just the fact that Kristen here is a sweet little piece of southern perfection, but this picture really has my blood boiling.
 

Stupid sunglasses looming over a textbook Bleeth. I forget where I was going with this.
 

She is magnificent. No nasty tattoos or a pierced nose to ruin an unblemished, perfect complexion and figure.

Except that giant wart on her forehead. Yuck.
 

You gotta love trashy chicks like that.
 

She is the future wife of a republican senator or mistress of a democratic representative. He is poo.
 

Your getting lax, DB1. The shades, dude. The shades.
 

My first thought was "what the hell is she wearing?" My second was the answer:

Too much.
 

Southern fratscrote? This piece of Jerz poo wouldn't make it through the first day of rush.
 

he kinda looks like kfed. anyone else agree?
 

lol
 

What's with the panty-liner stuck to her tit???
 

"Awwwww, Ted.....please be dead, dude!"



@ms. east -

"K-Fled Ted"?
 

Notice the orange wristbanded right hand. It wants to graze its fingers against the hott's soft smooth skin. I can feel its longing.

I kind of like Ted, even though his game is lifted from David Silver.I'd buy a color copier service contract from him. She may have more body hair from the neck down than he.

Choad the Douche Sprocket
 

The blondes are out in force today.
 

...ubiquitous blue wristband
 

This douchebag is one of Fish Slaps buddies in one of the most recent pics posted of him.. I knew he was douchey enough for his own spotlight.. Every tool is wearing those horrible glasses in Chicago night clubs..
 

@apollo anton doucho 12:19

Good catch, Ted indeed did make a cameo in 'School of Fish' wearing those same stupid sunglasses. Maybe he has a lazy eye of epic proportions? Maybe, but that still does not excuse him from wearing those ridiculously square rap bling earrings. Dude, you're white, you're not K-Fed, and she's not Britney Spears, get over yourself.

While I would love to slip-n-slide down Blondie's thigh here, doing a triple somersault dismount into her Velvet Underground, there's something off here, like she's from Stepford. She looks quite normal at first, but upon closer inspection, her obsessive attempt at perfection is almost sad...almost.

Her 'I wish I were Barbie' aura causes small Gopher villages to impale themselves on old discarded square CZ bling. I'd take Wednesday Adams over this broad any day.

They are 'The Beautiful People'. With them, there is no try, there is only fail.
 

I'm not saying she's a ho or anything, but her panties ARE up around her tits...
 

...which is kinda hot.
 

epic hot
 

is it just me, or is she wearing a headband around her boobies?