Vodka boobies = God
 

Where's serialbag? Killing Monique?
 

Look! He's doing the horny dwarf handsign.
 

Trace -

I think Monique ate him.

And had the blonde and the other douche for desert.
 

Still hammered? Jeez.

I didn't know Darby Crash had a son.
 

Steven Hawking just had a thought: “this douchebag with a black hole between his ears can walk and I’m stuck in a fucking wheel chair trying not to choke on my own drool?”
 

'Sock -

Have you seen the new Germs movie?

I heard it sucked alpaca balls but I want to see it for myself.
 

when worlds collide:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhexf_uaDV0&feature=related

-haberdouchery
 

My heart belongs to Stephen Hawking.
 

one can only hope this picture was taken before his apparent 'overdose-caught-on-film' hall of fame picture. I am also sad to see both his eyes looking in the same direction. I am also sad that hott #1, (who is the mother of hott #2 (which appears to be 13yrs old)) is allowing the fruit of her loins to be influenced in any way by the human vacuum of this quantum void-brain.
 

This guy is going Hall of Scrote if I have anything to do with it.

The clueless blank expression is very Zoolander, and the distressed drunk/anal intrusion is classic.

And these barely legal coeds are the ones I like getting lap dances and/or peep shows from.

Keep drinking that flavored Smirnoff my ambiguously ethnic goddess. I would love to tongue your balloon knot.
 

Big sis lil sis team depicted in the pic? Now THAT would be fun.
To the spank bank you go.
 

This guy is almost as big a douchebag as Kwame Kilpatrick!!
 

Whatadouche.

He missed a golden opportunity to do the "Double Shocker".
 

does X-Lax have any other expression than I just crapped myself? Is he simply a dufus? possibly he's just always trashed?

frikking amatuer... he probably ties a string from his white belt to his pee-pee so he can find his scrawny weiner at the urinal & avoid pissing himself
 

Are all of these pictures a snippet in time of one night in the life of X lax?I think it may be. The hotts look familiar. The clothing seems to be the same. Only the degree of vitality in X lax himself seems to change as the pics progress.

It is like a puzzle. Sort the pics of X lax. You will see his progression. From scrotey piss ant, to full metal jacket douche, to an orange dead guy in some surreal pledge week frat party at a red state university.

X lax I thank you and your documentors. This work will be key in a future research attempt to link the end of days with the post grieco, easy credit rip off, debt fueled, 911 revenge blow out cultural posioning of western civilization.

I love low price gin.
 

I'm sort of surprised that no one has pointed out that this guy is a dead ringer for Bob Denver.
 

fuck dude.. your killing me with X-LAX !!
there just aint no way he's gonna go away is there..
 

anyone else getting sick of the whole


"oh im wearing a tie to a casual event"

thing?
 

Let me see here..

Vodka = drunk hotts
drunk hotts = empty Vodka bottle
empty Vodka bottle = free blowjobs
free blowjobs = spit not swallow
spit into empty Vodka bottle taken to sperm bank = awesome stereo

...wow, that's some system you got there X-Lax!
 

While X-Lax is a douche worthy of HOS enshrinement I have to point out that I was out this evening and saw douchebags who had no apparent douche tendencies...

Imbibing a few at legendary NYC beer (among other libations) bar DBA I came across (not in that way you fucking perverts) douches who looked normal on all fronts. Until I listened to their conversations and witnessed their douchebag approaches to the hotts sitting at the end of the bar. They were too afraid to make the approach on their own and had to have a friend drag them over. Once over there they postured and douched up the place. If I had taken a picture (sorry, no camera) they would have gotten a nottadouche pass from the vast majority of commentators on this site, but trust me, we CAN NOT let douchebags pass just because they don't fit the typical douche profile.

These guys were scrote on all levels, but not because of their dress, but rather their attitude. We MUST remember this when we look at these pictures.

OK, I'm done.

NEVER forget, "A rose is a rose is a rose."
 

Oh my GOD! It's the bastard son of Adrian Zmed!!!
 

Where do these douchebags get all of these hot women!?!?!?!?!
 

Orel made the zoolander reference, and I couldn't agree more. Only, Zoolander is a paragon of intellection compared to this cipher. Zoolander was a dope, and came by his stupidity naturally. This idiot looked in the mirror and thought his appearance was a "good idea", and for that he deserves some hell time.
 

I am wondering how many oranges died to dye X-Lax's pelt...

That...my friends...is a lot of dead oranges.

Mourne for them! Mourne the oranges!

That and pledge $50 toward my dream of having a 3some with the 2 hotts bracketing this douche.
 

his face needs to be replaced with my foot traveling at a high velocity. then muh-kak.
 

@mc 900

I agree with you 100%. The typical profile simply cannot be our only guide. The real douchebag is not orangeness or titled hats--it's what's inside.

Also, dba's is probably my favorite bar in NYC. I was there constantly when I lived there, and it's still a featured stop whenever I visit. Any bar where I can get a libation called "Stille Nacht" is a winner.
 

Who poured the self tanner in Michael Phelp's pool?
 

@ Crucial: It's about The Germs; how could it NOT suck alpaca balls?

That scene in "Decline of Western Civilization" where Darby staggers out onstage with the mic gibbering nothing even close to the first lines of the song as the band saws along oblivious is iconic.

And, dammit, if I'd been in that audience I'd a'given the poor fucker a beer like he asked.

When we named our third son I went for Darby, but that didn't quite fly (too Irish) so I talked her into
Zakk.

"Oh, that's a pretty name, Honey!"

heh heh. My little secret.

True story.
 

stop hanging on your mom and little sister you douchetard.
 

That's not a bottle of vodka; Mom's pushing a novelty-sized jelly dong into the family donkey just out of frame.
 

Right Hott says "Mmmmm, great urine sample, Mr. White! But look what you've done to my white blouse..."
 

and this photo was taken by an Olympiss camera.
 

As a side note, I know that yellow top was throwing a hand signal and kissy lips in a previous pic, but I'm still enchanted by her Bleethy ways. She's got a little bit of Shannon Doherty in "Our House" thing going on, and that turns my crank. Plus the yellow top looks like it would be easy to pull off. I'm all about easy access and obscure Wilford Brimley show refs.
 

@blinded

I was singing her praises as you were posting. Nice synchronicity. The thought of providing young Shannon hear with a urine sample is making me want to go make inappropriate deposits in the office men's room.
 

'Sock -

The Germs had a brief but influential run here on the Lef Coast. The movie sounds way to Holywood to be anything good.

Zakk. Nice. I'm not a big metal fan, but Black Label Society is one of my guilty pleasures. He definitely plays like a six fingered mu'fucker.

And yeah, I probably wouldn't give him a hard time if I bumped into him while stumbling out of a bar at 2am.

(Just lower my head and walk away.)
 

It's a party!...... well maybe not. :-(
 

David Schwimmer needs to lay off the spray glo.....
 

Steven Hawking just had a thought: “this douchebag with a black hole between his ears can walk and I’m stuck in a fucking wheel chair trying not to choke on my own drool?”

aww this made me sad lol