if Eminem were to have sex with a warthog, and the warthog gave birth to a son, it would be this kid.
 

I love Quartasians!!!
Namer out
 

I dunno if this kid is more offensive with or without his shirt on.

He's just offensive to my fine senses. I can smell the Axe through my computer monitor.
 

WTF is that on his bling? His circumcision ring??
 

When he orders a drink wearing Marion's amulet, he leans on the bar and says feebly, "whisky?"

This while the bar is on fire, of course.
 

The quality of Hottz has really plummeted lately.

I take this to be a sign of the impending Stock market crash.

C'mon, db1, you have a JOB to do here...

No more pseudo-hottz!
 

@lom henn....nice Raiders reference.
 

Of all the douche qualities that exist today I absolutely cannot STAND Dbags that accentuate their obnoxious bling by holding it out to make sure we see it. Having that crap around your neck is bad enough Julio - thanks for the extra effort - now do the world a favor and go strangle yourself with that cockring!!!
 

Kinda thinking he belongs in the "Just gets drunk and bangs bitches catagory" or "White chocolate" He seems to mop up so so hots he's a douche in training and still could be saved from the douche force.. Either we never see him again or on his 22nd Bday he achieves uber douche status wearing see through pants and a platinum pair of douche tags
 

Funny, hott has a look on her face that says: Should I be getting my picture taken with this guy?

Well, it says that to me anyway.

AV
 

actually, he does look a bit like the face melting guy.

http://www.bobcesca.com/images/raiders.jpg
 

You can throw a shirt on a turd, but it's still a turd.
 

I don't really have much to say about this one- I actually kinda feel sorry for the kid. I mean, for someone this fucking ugly, it seems like he should be allowed to wear a loud shirt and big fucking whatever that is pendant. Otherwise he's just a generic, trombone-playing weirdo. Thuis kid has "band camp" written all over him. Anything that gets ya by, Lester. Uncle TOne will buy you a Gold's Gym membership for your birthday. That's my contribution.
 

Forward this photo to the scientific community, Db1.

You have found the missing link between monkey and douchebag.

She has dsl's. I'd like to unwrap that hair , have my way with her, then spend the rest of the week making a shrine of any bodily items that fell off her during aforementioned pummelfucking.
 

pummelfucking- haha.
 

I just called home and said, (after making small talk,) "hey honey, whaddya say tonight after The Shield we do some pummelfucking?!"


Hello?

Hello?
 

@ anthony labaglia:

Sometimes you have to be more coy, like let her know you are in a break in a meeting surrounded by peers as the I.T. guy reconnects the Power Point presentation after the big hipped gal accidentally unplugged it waddling back from the donut table.

I like to say , "Hi Babe, don't forget tonight , we have a PF'n planned....."

Sometimes when I get home I am met with an empty house and a note on the fridge that says " I went to get my heels scraped... TTYL, Smoooch "... but it's worth a try.
 

Put the Thundercats bling down and step away from the psuedo-Alba-hott...
 

@vin

Point taken. Guess I could've been a little more diplomatic. Next time I'll sneak up on her...

(sound of 300lb. Uncle Tony sneaking...)
 

he's the stable boy at Playa Burro Trot in Rosarita, & he's displaying his donkey circumcision disk

someone should pierce his flaming heart, with a lance...

then pierce her flaming va-jay-jay with a skin rod...

...wrap it twice fellas!
 

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Bunny made it back from Vietnam?

"Holy Shit; you see dat head fucken come apaht? I ain't nevah seen brains like dat before..."
 

Nice reference, but a better one would have been Auryn, from the Neverending Story. He sorta looks like that kid grown up.

And douchy.
 

what's worse? him half naked in a skirt, or this shirt? he wears his shop glasses at night!
 

Maria is totally trying for the "lean-out" due to some major oxygen-hogging going on with Manuel's frontal facing nostrils. Dude needs to invest in some sort of douche accessory that might cover his entire face or he should just stay in his cave. Fugly-Douche!!
 

Yeah, we see your bling, douchebag. Now yank on it MUCH harder than that - either you choke yourself or the chain snaps.

Win-win. And she might be free.
 

Remember that part in Raiders where the melty-face Nazi grabs the medallion from the fire and it burns into his hand? I'm thinking of the same thing, only I'm pressing it into his forehead and he's making that same nasal, shrill screeeeeeam.
Then I take the Phoebe Cates-Jessica alba hybrid into the underground tomb full of snakes and show her my bullwhip skills.
 

I know Phoebe Cates is old now, but she can do better than Federbag with scotch tape on his nose.
 

A real case for rhinoplasty.

And by rhinoplasty I mean: may five rhinos stomp on his nose untill it flexes in a downward direction that permanently hides the nostrils, but which creates a permanent snort which warns all hotts to stay away from this douchewank.
 

hahah. That hott has a "i cant believe im getting my picture taken with this massive 'bag" look on her face.
 

Jean Claude Van Douche
 

little miss alba is cute, the pile of shit next to her smells.
 

that could be the worst mustache ever grown.Aisle Five is approaching legend status.
 

I'd not be too quick to chastise the shirt-wad here, he might be a Boston terrier, a pug, or a boxer by the look of that snout of his, and therefore just a short-haired push-face variety of douche. She does not look like she appreciates that breed of dog. I see her with a long-haired toy with a shaved head, that she can take in her arms and be a baby to her mama instincts, smothering it with kisses and nuzzling it with her adorable face...the way mistresses do with their pets...

OwwwwOOOOOHHHHH!!!!