I can't even be creative.

This is just frightening.
 

This guy looks like the sad clown.

They might be vampires. I think it's vampire code that you have to have orgies with other vampires, no matter what, so they might have a choice.
 

ALERT!
New douchvention:
It shaves AND manscapes!!!

http://www.schickquattro.com/sq_home_flash.cfm
 

Dammit. I just wanna beat the douche outta this choadwank.
 

Wasn't this scrote on The Real World way back - where he played a Irish 'bag? It warms my cold heart to know that O'Douche has made it big time; props to the two belts and eye liner too.
 

looks like poo,
smells like poo,
tastes like poo,

yep it's poo alright!
 

The eyeliner says "I'm dark and mysterious", the soul patch says "I party", and the tounges on his stomach says "I haven't bathed in a week, good thing these kitty cats are immunized".
 

Dr. Frank-N-Furter has gone goth!

I do admire his double feature. And, by that I mean a tongue bath by a coed nursing student makes me wet... and then some!
 

Wery few hot ckicks in the pictures, too... ;)
 

http://www.schickquattro.com/sq_home_flash.cfm
 

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2800/1943/lo/co2.jpg
 

@douche tarlick

I see the resemblance, but it's not him. The Real World Douche would be quite a few years older than this young upstart.

Man, where can I get me some orally fixated goth girls?
 

flesh eating zombie skanks start in the middle
 

Please please tell me this is at a costume party. It's just an early Halloween celebration, right??

Please, someone? Restore what shred of faith in humanity is left in me?

Help!
 

Robert Smith in a Wild Mood Swing
He’s no Cure for Disintegrating
To these Siamese Twins
A Lovesong portends
Makes me Wish this was just a bad Dream.
 

... sorry guys.
 

I was a natural street douche, eating whatever came my way. I was only going to eat half the acid, but I spilled the rest down my f*ing exposed abs.

...

With any luck his life was ruined by thoughts that in all his favorite bars just behind narrow doors, bleeths in red wierd gothic getups are getting incredible kicks off doing things he'll never understand.

Ignore the terrible nightmare in the bathroom — just an ugly refugee from the 'Bag Generation. My attorney had never ben able to accept the notion, often espoused by former drug douchebags, that you can get a lot douchier without exposed abs and guyliner than with them. And neither have I for that matter.
 

Emo, its like goth for pussies
 

Well, there goes any chance I had at an erection this year.
 

He has a spiked tongue Hott (-ish) slurping at his belly whilst grabbing his nethers, and another middle of the road hott in spandex tasting his handle and this mother fucker is flipping me dual birds? WTF man? I concede. You win this round, but I will be back...and I will be angry.

Asshole.
 

His band sucks.

I sure hope everyone in that pix is vaccinnated, for the public's sake.
 

Ugh, I hope they got their shots after that one. Need a full diagnostic on that blood test. Girls, really, its best to just buy your own drugs. Don't start doing stupid shit for them; like licking dirty people's stomachs.
 

Good god, there is so much wrong in this pic.

Can we nominate him now for next weeks HCwDBoTW?

I think the Hott on the right is a guy...me sees man hands!
 

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I need to wash my eyes out with bleach; he is a shoe-in for next weeks HCwDBoTW...

My only other thought is pure vomit...
 

Filth. Filthy filthing filth filthers. And chin pubes. And two belts. And filth.
 

Neither goth nor emo - these are just basic rock 'bag-groupies.

He is just a stinking, steaming turd on the dinner table.
 

Is this an example of what Pelosi and Gore are trying to save the world from?
 

Now I know what was under that sewer cover on my street when I lived in Detroit.
 

..........

this picture shouldn't exist.
 

jesus harold christ on a fucking popsicle stick. is this turd supposed to be punk? i'd LOVE LOVE LOVE to see his record collection. i mean cd. i mean ipod. dick. i mean douchebag. attention club girls in black: hair dye, a tattoo, and an affinity for "that one song by um, you know that band, that awesome song that was on the radio on the way over here...", yeah, that does not make you punk. hang it up, douchebags. all 3 of you.
 

this looks like an album cover for a really bad local emo band. those two are Tailfins girls
 

Nikki Sixx wannabe, poseur.

- D.S.
 

There's nothing remotely approaching the funny neighborhood in my brain to say about this scene.

This scene is the antidote to Viagra. Absolutely the most flaccid johnson inducing females on the planet.

This photo makes fat chicks have hope.
 

Does that douchewad seriously have 2 belts on??
 

Is that a chief nocahoma tatt on her arm?



Fuck you asshole...
 

All I see is a bunch of disease. And by disease, I mean ... ah, screw it. This nastiness melted my last clever brain cell.
 

I look upon this picture, and I feel hate in its purest form, a Platonic ideal of rage and contempt that makes me want to take a five-iron to Albert's greasy skull. For I hate him.
 

Geez, if he is this pissed when two hot chicks are licking his abdomen, I would hate to see what happens when his car gets towed.
 

ewwwwwwwwwwww

also how sad is the blank eye and non-committal lick of hott on the left?

also.. ewwwwwww
 

Fuck me? No, FUCK YOU!!! All this douche could get was 2 hotts to lick him? 2 licking hotts is for LOSERS!!!
 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Robert Smith poo pop? One ..two....
 

He is the hell spawn of Craig Ferguson and Chrissy Hynde.

On an only slightly related note, I adore the goth girl on CSI:Navy or whatever the fuck that show is called.
 

What.. the... fuck.
 

Geez Louise, they aren't even licking the right place. She has her hand on it.

Actually, Jeeper creepers.
 

May they all take a flying fuck on a rolling doughnut to hell in a handbasket.
 

No wonder the economy is in serious, serious trouble.
 

Mortgage firm manager Nicky W."Dubya" Doucherine flips the double bird to any and all as he parties at Last Gasp, while his secretaries Angelicka de Pomeraii and Tongua Bleeth make good on his promise to lick the bowels clean of every American dumb enough to secure a loan with his firm, now collapsed and hiding under Tongua's left hand.
 

We've been dicked.
 

The competition is over.

Give him the $10,000.
 

those girls are far too tan to be goth or emo or whatever you wanna call em. they are all three, however, idiots.
 

How does a DB find himself in a situation like this one?

I'm a great guy. A non-bag, if you will. I don't have a flavor-savor or big earrings, and I've never worn a belt that didn't go through the belt loops. But I've never had two girls simultaneously licking my torso, either. If this is the life of the bag, maybe I'm meant to bag?

Nice guys finish last, right?
 

I'm a great guy. A non-bag, if you will. I don't have a flavor-savor or big earrings, and I've never worn a belt that didn't go through the belt loops. ...
Nice guys finish last, right?

Pappa, that avatar just proves the falsehood your whole "nice guy" soliloquy.

You may not be a douche as defined by "HCWDBs" but no "great guy" would decide to use a c**tface picture.

I'm suggesting that this gross attitude toward the opposite sex may rise from your person like swamp miasma. Perhaps that's why the girls stay away.

Just a thought.
 

Good for this guy. Two hotts licking their way to the middle. I am in complete and utter d-bag awe. But yeah, his fingers should be up their b*ng.