You should see the commercial.
 

Holy fuck....who's their spokesperson, Dmitri?
 

What is the scent of "Really Ripped Abs" ?

Liniment?
 

BODman Really Ripped Abs 8 oz Fragrance Body Spray

You will experience a “just out of the shower” clean with citrus notes of bergamot and mandarin orange followed by a fresh, natural outdoorsy sensation that includes crisp green sage and masculine notes of geranium and lavender. The powerful sex appeal comes from the sexy warm musk, creamy sandalwood and energizing cedarwood.

my version:


BODman Really Ripped Abs 8 oz Fragrance Body Spray

You will experience a “just got wrong-holed” feeling with a bouquet of bile and hair gel, followed by a toxic, fake tan sensation that includes ab muscle spasms and masculine notes of sperm and ass crack sweat. The powerful sex appeal comes from the Jersey Shore, Armani Exchange outlets, and ridiculously large watches.
 

"Really Ripped Abs" smells like my farts after a "fourth meal" at Taco Bell.
 

"Really Ripped Abs"

I think the "b" is supposed to be an "s"
 

Pfah just described my review in Wine Snobs magazine of the latest Bordeaux offering from France.

Fucking Frenchies ..... drink beer ferchrisakes .. pussies ...
 

In your "boyfriend's" medicine cabinet, huh?

I'm a little surprised that a straight man fell for that ad campaign. The illustrations on their boxes make Tom of Finland look like Jack Chick.

(Look it up, freshman.)
 

I blame the creator of Drakkar Noir for the current state of the scent we're being forced to live with...
 

oh come ON!!!

Follow DB1's link and look at "BODman Black." How many ER doctors have pulled one of those out of a rectum at 2 in the morning?

Answer: all of them.
 

So they've vaporized Prep H into a sprayable version? That's awesome...
 

The air freshener in my car is "Totally Kegeled Twat"
 

This is simple but obvious.... Was Coco dating a fourteen year old, fifth generation Italian-American from the Jersey Shore?
 

Furthermore, there ain't a damn thing masculine about "lavender."
 

After the Tom of Finland crack, I now have to walk into another meeting and present some designs to a bunch of developers in suits without them noticing the vomit stains on my shirt.

Thanks BVG. Shouldn't you be busy preparing for October 4th?
 

I understand their latest product is called, "Smells Like Ass"



true stoty
 

*waving arms in the air like Corky from Life Goes On*

hi baron von goolo!!!!!

missed you around here brother.
 

as bad as Axe is, at least it comes in an aerosol can. this shit comes in a spray bottle.
so as near as i can figure BOD is AXE for the Whiskey Tango set?
 

I was coming over here to post the full description, but pfah beat me to it. How many freakin' scents are supposed to be in this crap? As far as I can guess, it makes you smell like a woodshop, in which an ox has recently presented his love with a bouquet and then penetrated her with a fruit basket.
 

Marketing genius. Target morons saying it will give them masculinity and sex appeal. Extract money.

Dear Diary,

Jackpot.
 

this may be a bit off-topic, but i'd like to remind you all that



Wu-Tang Klan ain't nuthin' ta fuck wit.
 

I understand from sources that the newest fragrance is known as the
"rascal of the jersy shore" but has been named (drum roll please)
"Ass and Feet".
 

What's next to "Really Ripped Abs" on the WalMart shelf, "Really Distended Asshole"?
 

Also in the medicine cabinet: "Really Low Slung Balls".
 

Cisco Adler uses Really Low Slung Balls.
 

really stretched out labia
 

Wow, its been a while since I've felt so assaulted on this site. Smells like "really ripped abs" eh? So would that mean you canned smelly sweaty man juice? That's disturbing. You know what's better than spray like this? A fucking shower with soap and water. That is all you need. And not any of those douchy soaps out either.

But wait, what is that bottle lurking behind the BOD spray? It looks to be a bottle of girly body spray. So either a) his other gf left her shit there or b) he uses it in addition to his BOD. Now I am truly frightened at the possible ramifications of option B. Oh god, those BOD commercials are playing over in my head! MAKE IT STOP!
 

infected foreskin
 

what's next? "tightly puckered rectum"
 

The question is. Would 14 year old jesus use this body spray? WWJD?
 

This is the funniest set of posts I have ever seen!

Everyone of them is a gem!

- Adolf

p.s. I am giggling like a school girl.
 

"Really Large Beer Belly"
 

"cherry orchard blossom"
 

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@baron 10:36- hahahaha! nice one.

just googled this stuff. new scents include: tribal tatt appeal, barbie boobie bait, hint of jager bomb, and giant tacky hooded sweatshirt.

not kidding.
 

Question regarding body spray..IS it true pro douches use preperation H to make ab muscles look tighter? If so could this be why douches like body spary so much? Perhaps it covers the smell of butt medicine and douche???
 

That scents isn't as popular among d-bags as "Really Small Dick."
 

"Gaggle of Grey Geese"
 

Daddy Didn't Love Me aftershave lotion.
 

Really inverted nipple spray
 

Really Infected Anal Fissure
 

Really Pus-Filled Ingrown Hair
 

Really Flatulent Urethra
 

"Really Flogged Dolphin" aftershave
 

@ Baron:

It makes Jack Chick look like
Art Frahm...
 

Really Bloody Hemorrhoid

- Adolf
 

@ anon 1:16

Quote:

"Preparation H, is it the new trend or a new drug to hit the night club scene? Recently there have been numerous reports that a number of men are rubbing the creme Preparation H on their abdominal muscles to look more ripped in clubs in New York. Yes, you read it right, Preparation H! You may be thinking to yourself, that's for grandma or Uncle James the truck driver (because truck drivers are known for sitting on their bottoms and riding across bumpy roads for long periods of times) and not young men who are dancing on the night club floor trying to draw a few ladies here and there. Well regardless, there are young men that are doing just that.

According to ABC News, the trend was first noticed by bouncer and blogger Rob Fitzgerald who stated that he realized that young men waiting outside his clubs were greasing up with the hemorrhoid cream to make themselves look "ripped" for the ladies. Preparation H is commonly used by bodybuilders and posers, Fitzgerald mentioned. As we all know, in the Beauty and Fashion Industry women tend to use it for puffy eyes.

What is Preparation H? Preparation H is a hemorrhoid product known to shrink swelling and also relieve the rectal itch and anal pain caused by hemorrhoids. Now there you have it.

If you didn't know there can be side effects associated with using the product such as a rash, hives, irritation and rise in blood pressure.

So what's the next Club trend, Bengay?"

- Enjoy, and go
- get greased up!
- Yea!
-
- Adolf
 

If you didn't know there can be side effects associated with using the product such as a rash, hives, irritation and rise in blood pressure , not to mention finger cramps, pucker lips, chest hair loss, uneven chin pubes, scalp hair standing on end, and greenish skin tone around the neck when in contact with cheap costume jewelry necklaces.

Also, indeciferable blackish patterns have appeared around biceps , shoulders, and chest regions of chronic abusers of Prep H.

On a positive note, luckily hemorrhoids have been avoided.
 

To the Baron...

I used to work in and emergency room area and late one evening a guy came in with a glass swizzsle stick up his dick, which had broken when he tried to pull it out. Staff had to call in a urologist to do extraction surgery.
True story I'll NEVER forget. Wish I'd been the surgical nurse on THAT rotation.
 

K-Y Body Spray...
It's o-K not to ask Y...
 

AXE "Grinders" Body Spray...for your meat sandwich...
 

AXE "Fulcrum" Body Spray...
for maximizing your tips...
 

AXE "Fulcrum" Body Spray...
when you want to just really bend...
 

...

I was about to congratulate pfah on another stellar photoshop...

but this shit is fer real.

Do they have any other scents? "Really Wrinkly Scrotum", "Extremely Tilted Ballcap", "Highly Popped Collar"? How about "Excruciatingly Trimmed Chinpubes"?

--VS
 

"Subtle Smoked Chin Pubes"

"Amazingly Orange Ass Cheese"


...
"Really Sexy Shitfart"
 

Here's some "Really Stinky Shit"

BODman Tekno 8 oz Fragrance Body Spray
A supersonic fragrance bursting out with energizing top notes of blue ozone and iced water invigorates the senses to make a man feel like he’s high on life. Bold heart notes of spicy coriander, clary sage, and crisp nutmeg pierce throughout the fragrance like a drum beat that gives the scent a confident, extreme, and pulsating Tekno appeal. Red Cedar and sensual skin musk create a sexy finish to the fragrance, ensuring that the night doesn’t have to end when you leave the club.

This shit + alcohol + a complete jerkwad = a starring role on HCwDBs
 

Anyone else noticed almost all off of BODman's product descriptions really over emphasize the product's masculinity?

"The masculine impact is revealed in the midnote where white sage, orange blossom, and a cool oceanic accord create a sense of modern seduction."

"Unique effervescent ginger that is fresh, energetic and masculine..."

"...this composition evolves into a strong and masculine character that continues in the woody, ambery notes..."

"A masculine blend of aromatic fruits... (combined with textured warmth)"

"...blue ozone and iced water invigorates the senses to make a man feel like he’s high on life."

"...masculine notes of geranium and lavender."

"The background tone is an intoxicating array of distinctly masculine notes including amber and a velvet wood accord."



Seriously, who mixes green apple, watermelon, bamboo leaf, and lily of the valley - then calls it "strong and masculine character"


Not that gay is bad thing, but this page is obviously designed for the hetero and is failing miserably at it. All I can visualize is coked out gays on the dance floor with "supersonic fragrences bursting out"
 

Why does the "body spray" look like a blue can of WD-40? Is is also useful for lubrication? And the spray bottles look like tire shine (similar to Armor-all). I think this would be the closest to manly someone who uses these "products" would get without going to their boyfriend's brother's garage.
 

Really Tweezed Eyebrows

- Adolf
 

The scent of an 8th grade gym class with a hint of "secret" backroom YMCA action, coupled with the energizing smells of a Arizona truckstop gloryhole in 100 degree weather. The light touch of peep-show floor adds to the aroma which brings visions of sweaty nut sacks all tea bagging in unison.

- Adolf
 

@ Anon 5:39

why'd you have to rehash that painful memory?
 

appealing to the lowest denominator has been making people money forever.

And by lowest denominator I mean douchebags.
 

That might explain why I had college students who could not find the lowest common denominator when doing simple fraction problems not that many years back...in fact, they didn't even know the concept! Either they were all douchebags, or the University was one big douchebag for admitting them.

True story, and not a fractionary tale.
 

"the sexy warm musk, creamy sandalwood and energizing cedarwood" <----- now WHO can resist a plug like that?? not even you DB1!! lmfao