Is it me or does this kid's head look big?

Might be the glasses.
 

Good work, rook.

Nice holy cleavite. I'd prefer to see the cleavite on the hott in the previous pic, but I digress...

Yeah, this pud's a choadwank.

She is yummy.
 

Tweaker-choad in a towel. She has bigger biceps than he does.
 

And he has bigger glasses than she does. 'Bag for sure.
 

ok, i agree. the glasses are stupid.

but other than that, this kid doesn't strike me as a total douchebag. he's a Level 1 at best.

i've had my 'flavor savor' for 12 years now. therefore, i have the right to say the following: facial hair alone, a douche does not make.

this kid gets a pass from me. and if i were there, my wife and i would buy him a huge dinner. the kid needs to eat a sandwich.

she's perky.
 

Not a 'bag.

Dick? Sure, I call Dick, but not db.

All dbs are dicks but not all dicks are dbs.

Lets not have any "grade inflation" here gentlemen. yokay?
 

This guy is a choadwank.

The serious look during picture taking with a hot is a dead-giveaway.
 

I concur, DB1. I've sniffed their butts and he is a choadwank and she is a hottie. Pheromones do not lie. Nor does poop.
 

Don't forget DB1's careful explanation of Douche Aura. It seeths from this choadmuncher.

'Bag.

AV
 

I don't think we should judge on the sole patch/flavor saver alone. And no I'm not speaking out of personal interest. (Full disclosure: I rock the goatee, saver, or full beard as the weather changes).

The same goes for basic ink and piercings. Besides the "Douche Aura," we should consider how "over the top" the accoutrements are.

A pink soulpatch, a "chug life" tat, excessive piercings, pencil thin and chin strap beards, and so on become Doucherements. Doucherements indicate stages of douche.
 

Ah, another polka-dot-hott-to-trot. Which goes real nice with his chin dot and widow's peak dot.

I'd hide too under those enormous sunglasses if I was this douchebag. Do you suppose he's arching his back in shame, or just practicing his next moves atop the hott?



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He's wearing a white towel, and he's on a white couch...Douche!

Oh, and boobies!
 

her = hott

him = scrawny douchebag with douchegoggles on.
 

I dunno...he doesn't look like much of a douche. And look, he's naturally tanning. I think he just listens to too much Eminem which has led him to believe that he is urban. Although I wouldn't put it past him to frolic to house music (I'm looking at you DJ Bello)
A real douche bag would have gelled his hair for his beach outing... but he has short hair. Still there is no tilted hat, no hand signs, and no noticeable douche regalia (aside from the bug glasses). Yes he has a soul patch, yes he looks too serious for this picture, but is he a douche? Not yet. Me thinks he's just a choad. Either way, she looks like young Camron Diez hot. Skanky and innocent at the same time.
 

Damning evidence:

1. Looks like Rehab @ the Hard Rock
2. Goggles
3. Lip fungus
4. Facial expression

Redeeming factors:

1. ZERO tats
2. No hair gel or spikes
3. No bling
4. No hand gestures
5. Hasn't spent thousands on supplements and gym memberships to look "super ripped"
6. Cro 'bagnon not lurking in the background, supervising.
7. Shirtlessness acceptable for poolside environment
8. Also, not over-dressed in Ed Hardy shirt, NY tilted hat, and $300 jeans for poolside environment

I have to bless off on this guy because the numbers are solidly in his favor. It's not what he does that earns him the douche-label. In this case it's what he's NOT doing that earns him the pass.

Of course the question was about his aura. When I must judge on so little adoucherement I ask myself the following question: "What would this guy look like if I ran into him in the club?" My guess is that this guy would be mildly irritating, but not full blow-punch-in-the-throat obnoxious.

Additionally, boobiefreckle.
 

There once was a tan chode who was skinny
Hott saw his shades and called him a ninny
So he reached for her waist
Despite his reeking of waste
Chode’s soul patch held in odors o’ plenty.
 

I vote nouveaux-bag, based on the scrotal Hitleresque chin-pubes.
It's either that or he has a smudge of shit on his chin leftover from lunch.
 

NASA called and asked for the safe return of the Hubble Telescope's replacement lenses.
 

who put Justin Timberlake's head on Gollum's body?
 

if you're so skinny that your chest caves in at rehab, can anyone hear it?

perhaps that's why the serious look...i think he can indeed hear it.

bag.

and by the way douche aura - jackie onassis called she wants her fucking sunglasses back.
 

I've always had this fantasy of climbing up on a woman taller than me. It's never going to happen, seeing as how I'm six foot four, but it's just something I'd like to do one day. That's what bugs me about this dude, he gets to climb up on his Hott.
 

I'll eat the dots off her bikini top like a kid in a candy store.

It's a good thing choady is blind...he's not going to want to see this....
 

I'll call this one a small-in-stature, huge-in-aura DOUCHE.

I know the thin face straps and crumbcatchers and good indicators, as is Goose, Ron Hardy/D&G shirts, tinted Civic windshields, hand gestures, gel usage, bling, and 'roided body; they all are stong instant indicators.

This shitbag? He's got the 'tute. Got it bad. His skinny ass can't back it up, but thats just a sign of how deep it runs.

In shorrt, let me offer my synopsis of this pic:
COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG.
 

err, short...fkkn fingers...
 

his face looks like an appropriate place to scrape the dogshit from my shoes... goddamn yuppy dog walkers
 

yah the lower half of his head smells of doucheface. Just waiting for the guy to say "Ja I am glam"
 

Must say , I couldn't last more than 45 seconds in a conversation with this scrote. There would be no common ground.

She looks like a writhingly good time after 12 Grey Goose cherry jello shooters. The red dye #2 would look great on my schvantz.
 

Hey kid? Ya hungry? Wanna...burger or sumpin'?
 

He looks bi-Polar. As in really, really bisexual.
 

I've got to agree with douche unto others on this one.

nottadouche, but headed there.
 

And Vinny took a break from being on the road with the carnival.
 

Yay for allegedly straight guys with Jackie O. sunglasses.
 

I love this douch!!!! Loved you last night too!! xoxox