I see a smokin' hot ass.

And a smokin' douche ass.

Ass infinitum, indeed, DB1.
 

I'm having a strange urge to go sodomize a horse...
 

That tranny has a nice ass.
 

Look around them. THESE PEOPLE HAVE 4-FOOT GODDAMN SHIN-BONES.

It's over. I'm going home to poison the dogs and kill myself before I'm impaled on the Shin of the New Order.
 

Really?!?
This one had me fooled. What looked like some taught like a tiger material now looks like a member no ass club.
How dare you shatter my delusions DB1
 

She’s like a reverse centaur.

She is Hayagriva
 

Crucial:

Try sheep. Their hind legs fit down into your boot legs better and you don't need a stool. And dammit they're just prettier than horses. Tighter too. Not like a hen, mind you...I'll never understand how an egg makes it out uncrushed.
 

Anyone else see the reference to spectacles in DB1's post and notice the windshields our fine-assed Tina is sporting? My mind feels expanded now.

I also noticed the blumple on the ass to the left (our right) of smokin' douchie. Is it wrong that I have images of balloon knots in my head now??
 

and the corollary being that we are also all douche, ad infinitum? whoa, trippy, man!
 

@ Darksock,

I fall for the bleating hearts everytime.
 

@crucial head & darksock.... i had sex with a wolverine once. if i remember correctly, a lot of bourbon played into the mix somehow. we were camping in the woods of Michigan, and the next thing i know, i'm in a lair. it was nice at first, but then she turned on me. let me tell you boys, wolverines are nothing to be fucked with. i even tried sending flowers, but she ate them. she sent me the head of a deer a week later with a post-it note that said 'YOU'.

i never called her after that.



as far as this picture goes....he's a choad and i fart in his general direction. his girl likes it hard. real hard. the problem is, Tiny Tim here is done after 6 minutes of fury. stupid midgets.
 

Ok, either Tina is an anorexic Amazonian, or she frequents the freak-show midget tent.

Both douchebags she's pictured with both here and in The Ass and I HAVE to be no taller than 4'5".


@Pfah, Crucial, and Darksock, I read your posts to my co-worker and you actually each elicited a gag out of her. Nice work, gentlemen, nice work. I salute you.
 

So kids, the moral of the story is that you must stay away from horses and wolverines when sexual desires surface.

Sheep, especially when employing the Tally-Hi method, provide a much better relief for the daily stresses built up at the office whilst mocking douchebags.

You are now excused for recess.
 

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@doucheous scrotimus....right on then. my dad always told me to keep the ladies laughing. fantastic advice actually. unless, of course, i'm naked. then, if laughter is heard, it's difficult to get an erection.


unless i think of Bea Arthur.
 

@pfah

ok, now I gagged at the Bea Arthur reference.
 

*sigh*.......Bea, sweet Bea.
 

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@Pfah
After seeing your new avatar, I'm not doing this anymore

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c334/-OGz-GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS/jimcarey.gif
 

If I was there, I'd rip that lit cigarette out of his douchey hand and shove the business end in his douchey ear. Then I'd smack Tina's clenched ass and go have a beer.

Instead, I'll just go have a beer. Is it quittin' time yet?
 

thanks doucheous scrotimus. that's one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time.
 

The hell with the barnyard, this tranny looks like Joe Camel's sister....
 

Sorry if this has already been pointed out, but isn't this the same douchebag? He's got the same shoes, same boardshorts... only he has a tattoo now. I guess he really fell him love with this lass and decided to get some ink to prove his manhood.
 

Good on ya, Mr. Scrump! If you look closely enough at him *shudders* you'll notice the same nipple piercing. He must REALLY love her to ink himself up like that!

Either that or he's just a big fucking douche!

I'll vote #2.
 

[runs back to 'Melon Butt']
 

I see that wee man (I swear he is only 5'1" tall...)is still wearing the same Ed Hardy shorts and Ronald McDonald shoes from his previous pic, but she is wearing different butt-floss. Is it the same cameraman or is she self-aware enough to only let photogs catch her good side?

That tribal pec-tatt makes me want to hurt small animals.
 

Hmm, there is a small potential for Tranny, but it's bothering me. Should I replace the pic?
 

I wish I had an AK-47. I would snatch that bullet off his chest, chamber it, and paint the walls red.

ButterFace...well...I'd paint her back a nice shade of white...
 

@DB1....nah man. she's a woman. granted, a manly one, but she's a she.



of course, you COULD replace it with a picture of Bea Arthur.
 

@db1 i don't know if you've been paying attention, but a large portion of this thread has been about bestiality. i think these guys can handle a tranny
 

good point bcs. were you an all-star in debate club?
 

There's a whole lotta ass in this pic.

It's a smorgassboard/broad.
A veritable cornholucopia, a booty, even, of bunghole.

And not all of it is taking a drag off a cancer stick.
 

no but speaking of debates i am looking forward to the big one tonight, and the weekend in general.

wife's out of town, liquor cabinet is stocked. i just gotta make sure i don't have a copy of the local free times magazine in the house, don't wanna end up on the backpage drunk dialing for outcalls again...
 

maybe i'll just get a hen or a wolverine
 

DB1 nah, that onion's nice to look at.
 

Tranny or granny,

me still likes the fanny.
 

@bcs

Please for the love of all things Little Head, please read the posts IN FULL. We don't want your wife to find a deer head next week do we???
 

bcs, if you're stocked with bourbon, go for the wolverine. the scratches heal up completely in about 3 weeks, but the memories last a lifetime.

we'll also be planted in front of our tv tonight for the first of many entertaining debates. we're gonna try something different though. this time around, every time they say the word 'Change', the wife and i will remove an article of clothing.

i figure we should be naked by about 6 minutes in.
 

what I could do to that ass with a wiffleball bat....


...I could do some damage to her bum too
 

that mug is a little manly, but I trust our man crusty here to only bang bitches..awl right.
 

@ Crucial

Reverse Centaur!! hahahah
 

the bag bagged the hag with a feedbag of oats



Dr. Suess I am not
 

Like BCS, my wife is out of town for the weekend. I plan on single handedly reviving our sagging economy with my profuse purchases of tube socks and internet porn.

...Target and HotChickswithBleatingSheep.com, you are warned!!
 

hell yeah! captain morgan, crusty socks, skeletor mccain, barry obama, and hummel-figurine face jim lehrer. an evening for the ages. everyone have a good weekend.

except for fung. fuck you fung.
 

Dr. Seuss?
hmmmmm.......



Hi, my name is Shorty.

I'm 24, but I look 40.

My girl is a skank.

And on her ass, I like to spank.

I live in a town called Hackensack.

If I go to jail, my ass they'll pack.

I like to smoke cigs.

My girlfriend's legs are twigs.

I love my tattoos.

and I kill my liver with booze.
 

Man I wake up late, miss the Friday Haiku, arriving just in time for the man-ass parade. Sweet.

It's not my fault though, I was up late running from a hott transgendered wolverine who was pissed at me because I said I didn't want to see it anymore, due to my recent relations with a half-sheep half-Centaur. Because if you're gonna jump species, let's just make it a frankenbeastial party.

I think I contracted some type of ocular Fungus though after viewing this veritable cornucopia of human waste.
 

@ pfah

not appropriate for children, but, do you have illustrations?
 

She looks like a chameleon. I bet she wears those sunglasses to cover up the stalks here eyes lay atop. I don't know, she just doesn't do it for me. Give her a few more years and she be a Steven Tyler impersonator.

Him, well, he just looks like a thawed and pulverized hunk of ass fat, gently rubbed with a nice phlegm and dingleberry marinade.

-Ponderonymous
 

1)because DB1 has read "la société du spectacle" by guy debord,
2)because he probably knows who roland Barthes and pierre Bourdieu were
3)because he uses words like "boudeoir"
4)bcause of the pics and the texts published on this website
->I affirm "HCwDB" is the best thing occured in the US-french relationships since lafayette and the 6.06.1944.

Bonne continuation!
FroggyStyle.
 

I think our French friend is on to something. DB1 would make a great US ambassador.

-Ponderonymous
 

New Douche-type:

Tranny Bag.
 

Speaking of debates, what's-her-face from the republican ticket is here in my lovely 'burg this very evening making a non-speaking apperance.

i'm gonna go ask her how it feels to be a human punchline.
 

ok, douchebag, hands down. nipple piercings, tribal, shitty hair,etc. hot chick? no. absolutely not. not after a bottle of jameson. not after last call in the middle of a dry spell. just because a girl is wearing little/no clothing, it does not make her hot. a lot of guys will fall for this age-old trick. this is the same phenomenon that keeps beat strippers in the money. she has no hips, no ass, bad tattoos and i'd bet that the goalie for the local dart league has a better face. she is what we call "nasto ranchero".
 

Can we get some demographics on the douchebags? You know, average age, ocupation, education (or lack of...) I'd be very interested to see how they all afford the toys, vacations to exotic locals, and of course, the hotts as you call them.

Holla back yo
 

Does anyone else notice that shy little lump just barely poking out from betwixt her legs? Now I may just be the cusp of his shorts, but for the sake of the tranny debate, I'm going to have to say its the manifestation of a Y chromosome.

-Ponderonymous
 

anyone else notice how retarded his new tribal tat is? It's like a frikken crop circle
 

this smug douchewank makes me want to empty a petting zoo into a wood chipper
 

I think this http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB9103-745038.jpg is the frontal view of the "ass"

Maybe not, maybe so...what do I know?
 

Beat tatts. Pursed lips. And what's more she's always hanging around this travel sized douche. I don't know if she's un-hot, but she's definitely un-cool.

And, man, nothing creates douche aura like the "cigarette pose." If you can legally buy cigarettes, you should not be doing the cigarette pose.

Way-way-wait a second. So I just compared "The Ass And I" one against The Ass and I part 2. Okay, so the guy pictures had same bathing suit, same sneakers, same nip rings... but 1 has no tatts while 2 has all the meaningful douche signifiers.

Are they twins? Roommates? Clones? Replicants? Is the chest piece new? As we near the big bag singularity, does all douche-ness converge into an Ed Hardy bathing suit wearing pierced homunculous?

Help!
 

Beat tatts. Pursed lips. And what's more she's always hanging around this travel sized douche. I don't know if she's un-hot, but she's definitely un-cool.

And, man, nothing creates douche aura like the "cigarette pose." If you can legally buy cigarettes, you should not be doing the cigarette pose.

Way-way-wait a second. So I just compared "The Ass And I" one against The Ass and I part 2. Okay, so the guy pictures had same bathing suit, same sneakers, same nip rings... but 1 has no tatts while 2 has all the meaningful douche signifiers.

Are they twins? Roommates? Clones? Replicants? Is the chest piece new? As we near the big bag singularity, does all douche-ness converge into an Ed Hardy bathing suit wearing pierced homunculous?

Help!
 

@Bleethal Weapon

I think its the same tranny and midget as suspected.
 

The only thing hot about this photo is the smokes in his mouth about to give him lung cancer in some three or four more decades. Her ass is skinny enough to need a C-section if "she" ever has douche-babies.

Oh, and the color red. Always hot.

The sun does do a great job, however, of flattering her rumpola, nice highlights. Also note shadow of photog.
 

Looks like one of the bags to the left of Ass pissed himself. But just a little - it's running towards the drain.
 

"She"'s got Dude-Ass, Man-Hands, and a face like Steven Tyler.
 

To crucial and darksock..
Best comments in some time...Hayagriva...reverse centaur...sheep etc etc

Looking at her in the morning haze of the uncoffeed...her mouth does indeed resemble...Donald Duck.
 

best yet example of butt-her face!
 

This is one of the rare (too common?) circumstances in which the hot chick is more masculine than the douchebag; an ironic quandary indeed.
 

Tranny or not wow look at that arse... hmmm, I think thats going to be one of those comments I wished I never made...
 

This is what you call a day at the Jersey Shore