This looks like another instance of Crusty Kareem Ab-Douche Jabbar and his big-headed bed muffin. She looks like she is at least a solid year into an eating disorder, but that wouldn't stop me from pounding that ass until it turned bright red.
 

Indeed, I would harvest all her lavender scented corn. I would farm her lush prairie with my well oiled seed drill. I would load her binder with my wildest oats. I would cultivate her subsoil with my tremendous fecal farming skills. Skills only surpassed by the legendary Mr. White. Then I would fertilize her manure spreader with my swollen sickle.
 

Something tells me that Mr. White will film another movie staring this hott’s booty boloney. Defecation Intoxication?
 

And these munchkins are tiny. Did Keebler® allowed Ernie and the rest of their elves free reign this weekend?
 

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C'mon DB1. Let's not forget there's a douche in this pic. Why does he have a towel hanging off of him?
 

cruical head good one they are all very short its keebler tree must have a golds gym.
 

This might be one instance where I might let a point slide as not a douche move. An ass like that can command a point, clapping, tears of joy, a coup d’état, or complete anarchy.
Unfortunately the Ed Hardy board shorts, Puff Daddy Vodka golf towel, 14.5 degree hat tilt,nipple bars, and smug look of self entitlement cement this guy as the surefire favorite heading into the weekly and a contender for the month.
What an ass. Nice job by the guy in the front making sure the bolt ons are looking good.
 

i think Crusty's no.1 bleethette is pushing hard for a spot in the HoS.
 

Advanced Storm Trooper Nuclear Blast Shades on the right looks like he is into someone else's ass...

Do I spy P-Diddy/Wesely Snipe hybrid in the background?
 

She must have a nice rack, too, as Phil Collins' douchebag nephew is bearing down on her pretty good.

I love that little fuzzy blonde patch of light, delicious, low-cal ass pubes at her inner buttocks.

This tells me that she has an uber erotic baseball stitching happy trail down the front end. Yummy.


I would use my tongue to paint her inner thighs with the drool of my labrador after a 30 second, 100 degree day , tennis ball chasing induced slug from the water dish just to comb said happy trail with my bridgework.
 

Her left cheek is named "Higgs"

Her right cheek goes by "Bose."
 

And he's a fidget.
 

Christ, she's presenting like a feckin' baboon.
 

I haven't seen an official ruling on this but can you be in the HoS and win a weekly? Sometimes people need to be reminded that the bar has been raised.
 

I would super collide my protons down her 17 mile hyper-excelerator just to see if the dawn of time might create something as perfect as this.
 

@crucial

In honor of DB1's physics-inspired text, I would simply call the movie:

"Dark Matter and the Twin Event Horizons"
 

yup.

this is what i expect on a friday.

a pic that makes you wanna jump from a tall building and/or drink a Makers and Cyanide neat.

she's bent over and still taller than him!

what a smug wee man...
 

re: those thighs. As my late father (bless his soul) used to say: "You could fit a corn cob between those!" Yes, dad, but my head would be more to the point.

I'm calling shenanigans on the scrote on the right. Wassup with those shoes? I'd feed him into the Fargo wood chipper just for those.
 

Website of future Bleeths, Miss New Jersey/Miss Teen New Jersey

Bleeths-In-Training HERE
 

Not to mention the Federlein-looking choad in the back that's wearing highwaters and mary janes.
 

nice cakes. i'd break that in half, but still, nice cakes.

i noticed something rather disturbing in the background.

see the choad in the white capri pants?



yeah, his shoes have a camel toe.
 

Dr. Pooper the pooper doctor says:

3 thumbs up to that ass.

To the douche on the left:

Nice shoes!! You 'mo...
 

yeah she's hot, although i prefer my women a little thicker. guess it's the cleveland in me, but this bitch needs to eat a sandwich

i love the black guys in the far back. i know when this pic was taken they were sayin "bitch gotta flat ass my girl got a shelf"
 

I think Mini-D was the subject of an episode of Monster Quest: The Real Hobbit. They found tracks and interviewed people who had seen Homo Floresiensis and/or the Orang Pendek.

They spent all that time and money in SE Asia tromping through the jungle when all they had to do was go to the beach...
 

Someone please tell me that she is hired help? This way I don't feel dumb in maintaining my personal rule of not paying for it.
 

I would like to pound that ass with a sledgehammer. The chick has a nice butt, too.
 

can't
stop
looking

that guy is probably a douchebag stage one million, but to be fair, I'd point at that ass, too.
with my ding dong.
 

Assbreath: Ronald McDonald called. He wants his shoes back.
 

An ass like that makes it difficult for me not to want to cross over to the darkside. I must go play with my lightsaber now.
 

Great moments in Bello:

DJ Bello: Hi sexy ladies!!:)!
Amber: SHUT UP!
 

pfah's "nice cakes" comment inspired this...some of you may have seen it already...

www.cakefarts.com

definitely not safe for work.
 

Don't douchetards know that if they are struck by lightning, that nipple piercings act like the anode and diode of a battery and give you a connection you'll never forget, probably not survive.

That said, hand me the charger...
 

I'd say we ought to send them all around the accelerator at CERN and find out for ourselves if they are ball-colliders or e-coli-d'ers.

As long as it doesn't cramp their doggy-style.
 

I'd say she's already prepped for a barium-enema half-life.

And who needs x-rays when you have Ray-bans and gamma-globs?
 

I must admit that on that planet people should be judged by stupid shoes and dumb ass sunglasses.
Nice ass but UCC in back douche paw cries for mercey.
 

She is a breath of fresh air... fresh, hot air.
 

She will not always do
what you would have her do,
But now and then she'll do
Something wonderful!....
 

Getting to know you,
getting to know all about you,
Getting to like you,
Getting to hope you like me...
 

Ciroc ultra premium douchebag....
 

Okay, this may be the only mildly doable angle of lolli-konk head, b/c if you were on the other side, you'd have to deal with her crazy f'd up face bones, protruding from the eating disorder(s?).

-Aaaand I still run back, crying to 'Melon Butt', Kristin Kreuk, Meredith Philips, or (IN YO' FACE, Douche Unto Others!!!) my beloved Olivia Munn!


--
Btw, why can't Vida Guerra be in the same picture?
-with say a large bowl of Waldorf Salad balanced on her head, classical-instrument f-holes painted on her back, a Señor Wences getup on her right hand, and preferably a black Venetian carnival mask, while pygmy tribesmen ukelele players circle her, play 1 bar, and then as a percussive accent, swat her on the ass with the back of their instruments and say, "El Kabonggggg!".
 

@massengill.....www.cakefarts.com might be the funniest thing i have seen in months. we're all dying over here at the agency.

also, we found a way around the firewall. SAVED!
 

Holy shit, I enlarged the picture to get a better look at that lovely pair of cheeks only to realize that the douche has his nipples pierced to tell us all that he likes pleasure spiked with pain and music is his aeroplane. It's his aeroplane.
 

In the case of this dame, it might as well be pancake farts in honor of her flat little ass.
 

The bike seat got stuck in her ass?
 

And flapjacks for the men willing to honor them...
 

Looks like a dark sock got stuck in her ass, dummy...
 

@pfah

Then you may want to share www.puddingfarts.com with them, too.
 

I believe Richard Feynman also helped develop the atomic bomb, which could prove very useful at this gathering.
 

The guy on the right looks like he is wearing ballet slippers
 

Hey !!! Is that Pumpy's Chick???

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/07/pumpy-iii.html
 

I think most women have asses, many of them looking as good as that one. She's not convincing me that she's special, especially with that horse face, which reminds me of my friend Greg from high school.
 

She disrespects the memory of pumpy.
 

That little bit of ass crack above the thong is what really does it for me on this one.

Also, Ciroc-sac is a douche.
 

even his name screams douche: Vadim Mordovin.
 

"Return what you have stolen from me! Return the map! It will bring you great danger. Stop... Now"
-Supreme Being

Yes. He is Fidgit
That is Strutter and Wally flanking him.
She is Ram Doll.
 

And he would need a stool to hit it in that position.
 

This Bleeth is all class.
 

Even the douchebag knows what to point at. Even he.
 

the crowning achievement of her life, her hott ass displayed on HCwDB as douche prepares to fist it

... now I'll drink heavily!
 

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I have to concur with tag 'em....this is one of Pumpy's bleeths.
 

Am I the only one that thinks her ass has been photoshopped to 75 or 85% regular size?

It's shaped perfectly, but it's disproportionately small.

very weird.

I'd still totally drill it, but the whole time I'd be perplexed.
 

I'd like to spontaneously break her symmetry.
 

Since when is it fashionable to wear size 15 ballet shoes to a beer blast? I'm guessin' hottie's showing us her best side.
 

http://www.lesmingle.com/
is really a nice place that I met a lot
of lesbian friends
and it also has a lot of hot long time vids and pics
 

The bros in the background are letting the white boys buy all the drinks first then they'll swoop in when the pumpkin-headed bleeths are well lubricated....leaving the fidgets to tap dance their way back to their cabanas alone.
 

She is pushing out her ass as far as humanly possible, yet there is barely anything there. That is the ass of a tanned 11 year old boy. therefore, you all are 'mos.
 

I'm not down with this pair of buttocks either. Prolly a tight tunnel though if you look at her midsection. I surely wouldn't kick her out of my passenger seat during a "date."

So DB1, for the Douchies...is there going to be awards for the Most Succulent Boobies and Most Gnawable Ass? It would balance out some of the inhumanity this past year.
 

And the newest - freshest dance crew takes the stage:

HEP - C !



pukeeeeeee

- Adolf ☠
 

"case ya did int know, dis is whare da shit comes frum." lots of piles of shit here, including the skank.
 

is this the same douche duo as in the post 'Crusty?'

If so, call me douchey once, shame on you, call me douchey twice, shame on me and my lack of height.
 

christ, noone's said it yet? "which one's the ass?". there. i said it.
 

DIE!!
 

anyone know where to find this guy? I have a few choice words for him that truly need personal delivery.