These 2 look like like everyone on The Real World Road Rules The Inferno and the new one Douche Bag Island
 

This girl has everything I want in a girl. And by everything I want, I mean she's a female.
 

I think that a true douche is trying desperately to assume a cool persona that he does not in fact possess. This dude is just sort of goofy/happy, and by god, he looks it. Not enough externally directed pose here. Sort of like when 5 year old girls dress up as beauty queens. He's just happy to be close to clavicle sucking nirvana, which is particularly charming given what seems to be an IQ combined sum of about 180.
 

Is it me? Does the coordination of his red bandana and red shirt which matches this hot's crown make him a douche?

Am I a douche for noticing it?

But it does say beer pong on his shirt. [-1db point] And maybe his slanted peace sign is actually pointing to her heavenly fun bags instead of the call to all douchebags like some kind of Batman Light.

Either way, She is hot. And I'll be scanning Forever 21's looking for her twin.

Not a douche but just some guy taking a picture with a hot on her birthday.
 

Despite the possibility of this being a pimp daddy/prom queen 'ho frat party, I'm willing to give TIMMEH! a pass today.

I'm apparently feeling generous this afternoon.
 

A happy 'bag, but a 'bag nonetheless. I appreciate lack of douche face, but a mandana, spiky-hair and he's flashing a sign? How many of the tenets of douchiness must he cover to qualify? I bet his next pose was douche face pose.
 

Stage 1 bag, possibly ironic bag.
 

He just doesn't inspire the rage in me. There have been examples with less 'bagsign that have been obvious douchebags of the nth degree. This guy........ meh...

Nottadouche.
 

Not a douche. Look at the two pics below this one if you want to see douche.
 

Definite bag. Any suburban white kid that wears a "blood" bandana and flashes gang signs deserves at least class 2 status based on the "wannabe" factor alone.
 

Not a douche. Just an overly enthusiastic Loverboy fan who is still working for the weekend.
 

She seems pretty nice. I wonder if she is superficial? This db has much better hygene than most, so that's a plus for him. The hand gesture is pretty stupid, though. Pretty soon black people are going to stop doing hand signs now that white boys do it more than they do. I wonder what's next?

-super anon
 

Not a douche, though I may put him in the category of "wanna-bag."
 

nottadouche

possible theme party event...
 

Timmy gets a pass and next month he's sporting Jesus bling, chin pubes and a spirit tat. Maybe stage one bag, Pupua scote, or diminished youth but let us not be fooled. Give him a pass now and we fail at or rightful mission. EXPOSE the douche at all levels and all forms. And by forms I mean boobies. Ahhhh.
 

He is the only guy bags are allowed to make fun of.

Douchebag, no, dweeb, yes.

Poor motherfucker....
 

If he's a bag then I'm the Queen of England . . .

. . . I guess he's a bag.

FFS!
 

Timmy is teetering between nottadouche and a mild stage 1 douche status. The color co-ordinating is a bit much, but he is lacking the adouchrements like mirrored shades or a visor or bling on the fingers or neck. I think a simple "Hey Timmy, can the hand gestures for your own good" would probably just make him a regular old dude with a tiara-clad beer goggle hott.
 

Nottabag. These two people look genuinely happy, especially him, because he's goofy. If she was my date to the backyard bbq, I'd be smiling like an idiot too.
 

Hm....Nottabag. Knucklehead, yes, but nottabag. I'll bet he even helped pick up all the empty cans of Natty light after the BBQ (Bro-B-Que).
 

I now understand why Paris abducted Helen.

He has the face that sunk a thousand ships.
 

One upturned lip and a look away when the pic snapped is all that separates this man from Scrotey Mariner.

Not a douche.

Yeah, I'm still bitter about the Monthly.
 

Mandana = douche

I totally just want to make out with that chick
 

1. Give me one good reason for wearing a mandanna like that and I'll let him slide.

2. Take a good look. He could be the same dude in the Ex Hang picture below with a diff expression.

3. The hair- enough already. You look gay. And like a douchebag.

Hott... Daddy like...
 

4. the scissors. That's the street symbol for "I'm a gay hairdresser."
 

I dare say this vixen may have actually had a father that gave her enough confidence to stay away from douches. Nottadouche. Just gooofay. Although the red bandanna and the beerpong shirt make the dude appear that way. Notice hes leaning into her and actually smiling meaning he probably still has his soul intact. This girl is a legit 10.
 

Not a douche. Kind of a tool, though. He reminds me of me.
 

Well, except for that fact that he's with a hot chick.
 

Reverse scissors can simply mean that one is glad that the English beat the French in the Battle of Agincourt--which is a perfectly acceptable stance.

But there is the mandana.

Oh, yes: The mandana.

Is there EVER any excuse for that?

And please don't say, "Yes: Being a professional tennis player."
 

Nottadouche.

My reasoning for this lies in the fact that there's a certain kind of (generally trashy) hott that douches hang with. They have a certain glint in their eye that says, "I want you to buy all my drinks for the rest of the night and in return I'll give you a one-night stand."

Conversely, the douche-glint is something along the lines of, "I want to bone you, and I'll buy all your drinks if you let me do that."

Does that make any sense? Probably not.

At any rate, I'm not seeing the glint.

While many "proto-douche" typologies have surely been put forth, I am curious, is there a hott typology?
 

Some people, no matter how hard they try, cannot attain true douchevana.

This guy cannot. Corey Hamster can. And does.
 

When is a contrivance of a contrivance no longer a contrivance? Or is it the most contrived contrivance?

If the douchebag is using cultural icons to claim a cultural capital that he doesn't possess, then when does the donning of a-douche-triments in an effort to mock the douche become an act of douche-itude?

What I'm saying is, I need more evidence before I call douche/nottadouche. I mean he could be a douche, momentarily under the influence of temporary satori, or he could be a cool dude momentarily surrendering to his inner douche in a desperate attempt to gain the attention of an already confused hott.
 

When is a contrivance of a contrivance no longer a contrivance? Or is it the most contrived contrivance?

If the douchebag is using cultural icons to claim a cultural capital that he doesn't possess, then when does the donning of a-douche-triments in an effort to mock the douche become an act of douche-itude?

What I'm saying is, I need more evidence before I call douche/nottadouche. I mean he could be a douche, momentarily under the influence of temporary satori, or he could be a cool dude momentarily surrendering to his inner douche in a desperate attempt to gain the attention of an already confused hott.
 

Nottadouche. Justadork.
 

Total Bag.
 

notta -- opposite of douche behavior ..i.e. this was perfect douche opportunity to puck up the kissy lips yet he does complete opposite with wide grin dork smile..

tho he is damn close..there are major hints of a FAUX HAWK underneath that red mandana...
 

He is a douche. It says beer pong on his shirt, written in marker. The stupid smile is of a a douche who lives in the hopes of swimming with tuna ...well good great job choad face.
 

Dorkbag not Douchebag.

He smacks entirely too much of Church Youth Group Malibu's Least Wanted; unaware that if he were say, HALO-jumped into the wrong neighborhood, he'd be beaten to death on principal of colours alone.

Kum-By-Yah Presbyterian Narcissist-Fromageur? -Certainment.

Douche? He'd need a MetroPark wardrobe, a Benzedrine IV and The Mariner's Elvis on bullshark hormones Sneer.

And Sue-Ellen???
-SantaMaria!!! How many times do I have to smack your oily butt across with the drive belt from an Indian to keep you away from tools like this?!!? Your sunshine alone can temper the shadowy maze of my affections. You don't need another beauty baby; you Know you need a beast -and I Am that tortured animal.
 

nottabag. Just confused about being "trendy".

That once-a-prom queen hott there would be destroyed in my category 4 man-icane of lust. I'd have no problem tearing that up.
 

As someone said earlier... he just doesn't inspire the hate.

but the hair, headband, the makeshift beer pong shirt. If he wasn't hanging out with the queen of innocence, i just may be so inclined to label him worthy of the 'bag title. He may think he is a 'bag, and maybe even try to be one, but for now at least, I'd say Li'l Timmy is nottabag.
 

since when does peace sign = gang sign?
 

Mandana, "throwin' up a sign for his homies" and spiky hair ... but he's smiling and has a naturally occuring skin tone.

Either he's a wanna-be, or he's having a moment of profound irony. He's happy enough, and she's goddamn cute enough to give him a pass. This time.
 

meh, nottadouche

No raging = no bag
 

i'll pass this guy...but he is teetering on douche. one more dumb thing and i think he is over the line....

as for her....she is delicious...the kind of hott i'd take home and even talk to the next morning....
 

Not a bag. Just a dork.
 

To find one's inner douche, you must look deep into the carefully constructed facade behind which a true douche cries for his mommy to find him some friends. This persona is one that, with a single expression simply states that all other creatures, alive, dead, organic, inorganic, and the element sodium are all simply inferior in comparison. Why sodium? Is it the salty aftertaste you get in your mouth after witnessing a true douche at work? Na. Is it because he thinks he is even greater than neon? Or is it in the world of every scale worth noting, he's one more. You see, while all of the telltale signs DB1 has been gracious enough to enlighten us are more than enough to spot a douche in their natural surroundings of a frat party, Jersey Beach (which exit?), a Don't Tell Dad I Have the Credit Card VIP Lounge in Vegas, or boats tied together in the middle of an Arizona lake, a true douche can be spotted by the simple expression on their face. Even when they are not trying to be cool. It's the shady glumness that accompanies them when they go to Target and stock up on AXE. Or the way they slowly exit their cherried out Camero just hoping someone would see them and exactly just how cool they truly are. That unmistakable look you see standing in line at Moe's ordering a Homewrecker, steak and black all the way with extra jalapenos and cilantro, that says, "You should see me on Spring Break in Panama City. I'm a God there." At which point you pray there is a God. One that is on your side. One that isn't Catholic on the off chance you'll get stuck next to him in Purgatory.

Then there is this guy. Poor guy had a photo taken while he was at a Diversity Celebration at Bushwood Country Club. Nottadouche. But he must have a huge trust fund to be with her.

Dr. Rosendouche, phDouche
 

he's truly a tool , & she is every prom queen one could hope to foul... but, douche, maybe not, just a dick who I would thump for cutting in front of me on the Zipper!
 

he's truly a tool , & she is every prom queen one could hope to foul... but, douche, maybe not, just a dick who I would thump for cutting in front of me on the Zipper!
 

ooh my bad!
 

apprentice douche, I'll bet he hangs out with some real bags. Hott is very innocent looking and by that I mean I want to explore the depths of depravity with her.
 

Nottadouche, and she is lottahott.
 

Total Douche anyone with tht style or dumbass humor like that is a douchebag!!!
 

The caption is correct. He's a bag. She's not a bag.
 

I'll say not a bag, yeah there is a mandana, but he's smiling, he's not groping the hott. He be excused this time...
 

The evidence is clear:

The mandana, the silly horizontal "peace sign" being passed off as some gangsta handsign, the hair..

We have DoucheSign... He is a bag.

We must be very careful gentlemen.. Very careful indeed. Reading some of the comments give me the sinking feeling that we are coming close to allowing Douchbaggery to be excused as a from of fashion!!

This can never happen! We must be ever vigilant against this scrote cancer further infecting our societal fabric! And worse yet, having hotts become further attracted to them, and thus becoming defiled...

This man is the worst type of Bag!! He is the type we give a pass to while he and his kind further infiltrate and infect us all..
 

Look and sigh, fellow HCwDBs denizens. This appears to be the rarest specimen of all: a happy, normal couple.

Note the tiara: They are just yukking it up with novelty headwear. When the event is over, they'll take them off and forget where they put them.

Thanks for pointing out my abnormalcies -- I think I'll start cutting myself and see if it helps.
 

It says "Beer pong" on his shirt written in marker. I think this is just a douche flying under the radar. Yes, he is happy to be there, she is hott, but there's no denying that he is a douche.

He doesn't deserve her. I do.
 

You ppl are losing it.

Mos def nottabag!
 

These lily-white children adotping the mannerisms and acoutrements of inner-city drug gangs is growing very tiresome.
However, it is not as nauseating and disgusting as the room temperature IQed guidos who dance like retarded monkeys.
This young squirt is an obvious poseur.
 

What a titanic cheese dick poser from Wisconsin. And posing with your sister doesn't count!
 

I think I'm gonna lean more towards "not a bag". Not sure. Although I am worried about the current state of The "bloods" street gang organization and they're choice of new recruits. Is that "Sabrina the Teenage Witch " with a tiarra?
 

Not a douche. If he is a bag in training, they forgot to tell him not to smile.
 

Might be time to coin a new term for this guy and others like him:

"Clouche"

A clouche does not have a clue he's acting the douche, in a benignly pitiful sort of Potsie-esque manner, rather than the scary douche who doesn't know he's a douche but also has a gun.
This clouche drives an Accord and lives in his Mom's basement...
 

I give him a pass...barely.
 

Larry the insurance salesman has one goal in life. To be a douchebag. Keep working on it Larry. You'll get there.

It's sad to think that some people's idea of 'being a playa' is my idea of being a fucking retard.

- Douchey Smurf
 

'Bag, stage 2. At least 1.5.

And she is absolutely adorable. I think she needs a pearl necklace to go with that crown.
 

well...

there's quite a few signs of douchebaggery going on here. the mandana, the stupid spikey hair, and the hand signal. then there's the homemade t-shirt. lame.

still though, there's something not full-on 'bag with this kid. he's not committed to being a douchebag. he's lacking true inspiration.

go back to your trailer son. study the script, and don't come out until you have it right.

therefore, not a 'bag.


she's adorable.
 

Bag.

Here's why. If you dropped him off in that outfit on the corner of Slauson and South Central Ave, he would drop to the ground and shit his pants.

Hopefully because he was riddled full of bullet holes.
 

Hes a fratbag. Its probably a themed party.

Shes a really hot soroity girl that doesnt really like him but allowed him to pose in a picture with her becasue its another excuse for her to be in a picture with her little princess of the hotts crown.

Regardless, I would love it if some real gang members were to walk by and see this guy and shoot him just on general principle. Especially if I were hiding in the bushes behind sorority girl ready to leap out and comfort her, and pose in pictures with her, and give her a shoulder to cry on, and you know, have really loud sexy with.
 

Mandanda. Scissor Mafia. Sorry. It's a douche. Perhaps ironic douche as previously mentioned, but I can only go by the evidence presented. Regardless, I would like to rub the smile off his face with an orbital sander, medium speed.
 

I'm going to give him a pass. Even I would go douche for a moment just to smell her hair. She is so Hott, she redeems, for one brief moment, what seems to be a Stage 1.5 'bag.
 

Douche ... mandana, singage, faux hawk ... maybe only stage 1 since he hasn't mastered the facial expressions and still breaks into a dorky smile in the presence of a hott, but a douche nonetheless.
 

That's the lead singer for Loverboy, macking with his State Fair groupies.

Notta bag, just sad.
 

Bandanna, hand symbol, possible fauxhawk. 100% BAG.
 

He's a bag; he's just not good at it, yet . . . It disturbs me that he has more teeth than the crate monster in Creepshow.
 

Nottadouche.
This is a prime example of the urban Dorkbag in heat. This specimen is so utterly overcome with joy at the prospect of finally losing his virginity to Sue-Ellen Hottsalot that he reverts to the simplest forms of human expression. Although extremely dorky in this form, the arrogance needed to acheive douchebag status is not eveident in this photograph.

-Dúchese Cazador de México
 

Sue-Ellen is perfect.

That is all.
 

Dorkbag/ Midwestern bag still is a stage 1 douche bag. I've decided.
 

I would love to drop this guy off in Downtown Oakland and see how far he makes it without getting the crap kicked out of him
 

I'm inclined to say this is a fake/posed picture, like he's wearing a costume, this is a possible nottadouche. For example, why would she be wearing a tiara? Something's not right here, this might be mistaken douche identity.
 

Not'a'bag

We know he's not hittin' it.
 

Not a 'Bag because I think he's making fun of real bags by looking like that.... I hope.
 

Mandanas. Are. Douche.
 

He has the words "beer pong" written with a sharpie on his shirt. Clearly this shirt was designed for a specific party, likely a beer pong tournament even.

This qualifies him for the costume party nottadouche pass in my book, which would also explain why he lacks the douche aura and instead has that goofy/happy look on his face.
 

Level 1. Lose the mandana and I'll look the other way with the douche gang sign.
But I get that same shit-eating grin whenever such beauty will tolerate my presence.
 

what;s the show with that bitch and the talking cat. not buffy but some teenage witch or something.

what's the name of that show?

she looks like her.

that girl is VERY cute. damn!!

the guy...in my opinion...not a douche...a goofy dipshit certainly but not a douche.
 

Not a ’bag.

They actually look like they'd make a great couple.
 

Dress up party. There I said it- Not a 'Bag. He's gone as a Blood and she as a...hot chick with a crown. Lawdy she's fine.
 

nope ... take off your DB goggles ... see ? ... he disappears but she's still there ... smiling sweetly ...

these two don't belong here ... i liked the comment that "he reminds me of me" ...

sorry, you two ... fly free ...
 

My initial reaction was definitely a douche, regardless of lack of a tough-guy facial expression. Even bags get too drunk sometimes to pose for their photos, or maybe someone makes them laugh at the last second. These, however, do not hide the fact that they set out for the night with a bandana coordinated for their t-shirt, worn karate kid style. bandanas on a guy in public are only ok if they're in a biker bar. However, if he was there for a beer pong tournament, he may get a pass, but if he show up on here again in a week in an Ed Hardy shirt with a watch the size of a CD, flashing his abs, I'm gonna puke on myself for not following my instincts.