Oh, my, What lick. I'm on top of the squirming, fetid heap today. Allow me to prepare my witty comment, and by prepare I mean rub crisco on my genitals before a bike ride. "Sex, Drugs and alcohol in affluence in Ibiza". Such is the life of a gay prostitue, eh? Criminy, you could perform a tracheotomy with those cheekbones.
 

Isn't one requirement to being a dbag heterosexuality?

Because our friend Eddie Izzard hardly qualifies...

http://www.eddieizzard.com/home.izz

And she just isn't hot. Probably, not a women either.
 

Didn't even read the post but wanted to say that I'd love to stuff her ham wallet.
 

do Belgian douche have a spare set of peepers in their brow? & are they light sensitive?

if Helga grew a spare set of hooters out of her back, that would be spam-tastic!
 

jan-claude van douche
 

Maybe I'm just a stupid American, but the Eurodouche doesn't really bother me that much. The Jerzey scrotes and the LA asswipes annoy me in ways that I never thought possible. I guess I'd still go over there and save the Eurohotts though. I'd show them the way.
 

Ibiza is sorely under-represented on this site. It could give Vegas a run for douche-mecca of the western world.
 

Rebecca was determined never to get shot in the cock again.
 

Gina was proud of her Hadron Collider belt buckle.
 

The WWF called; they want their title belt back
 

Hey DB1, let us not get carried away with the douchebag tag here. In what way is this specimen a douche? The simple appearance of the shades on brow does not directly increase the douche quotient. Maybe that he's with her and you're not is what burns you into inflating the douchebag quotient. I respect greatly the greater body of your work but this specimen get's nottadouche.
 

That belt is thicker than Rachel Ray's left leg
 

That belt is so big she has to lay down to put it on
 

I will trust our brother Belgeranians to recognize their own douches. And this place really does need more Euro-douches - Lord knows the continent is loaded with them.
 

the indy 500 called, they want to use that belt for the track
 

I dunno, Db1, he sure looks like Kiefer Sutherland.
 

Okay first: Maverick wants his shades back, Goose.

Second: Daciana, I served under Emma Peel, I knew Emma Peel; Emma Peel was a friend of mine. Daciana, you're no Emma Peel.

Third: Good Cripes, where's the hott?!?!! -Because Dayamnnn Daciana; the last time I saw a face that heavy was the first+last blind date I had with a Walachian Catfish Noodler.
 

Xenu's ball sac corset serves a dual purpose apparantly.
 

When this chick gets wasted, Pee Diddley here puts a pair of Heely sneakers on her and wheels her home by the belt.

Ah, Belgian practicality at it's finest!
 

Pumpy's cockring.
 

she says:

"My name is Agatha. This is my ex husband, Meredith. He tired of the nebbish look and has gone for the full on Eurodouchenozzle look.

would you like to touch my minkey?"
 

New Orleans called; they want their levee back
 

Her belt is thicker than the unemployment line at Wall Street
 

Her belt is thicker than a Samoan DP
 

Her belt is thicker than Chris Farley's coffin.
 

I love educating other parts of the world on the important subject of Douchebag.
 

These two are serious. They are fashionable. They are the, as they see it, beautiful people. We commend you.

Now please get back to work and make us some waffles.
 

The second stood still. Stephan’s chin quivered in mounting ecstasy. Surely, he knew this moment would be his… nay, this second would be theirs. Daphne grasped her prized Stephan-Strapon® replica of his curved phallus hugging Xenu’s cockring and the incident was fermented forever on film.
 

And FUCK work!!!!!!!!
 

And fuck Fung too!
 

how bout an exhibition with you and say... kimbo slice
 

I have been having my HCwDB's experience neutered by speculation over your book. See I keep wondering, have the people in the book all gone and said said stuff like, "Sure, you can keep me in there, it does not bother me." I don't like the idea of that. It is better to think of them as the assholes who would never consent if they found out their douchescrotery was being ridiculed, but then how would you remove an entry from your book if someone did complain?
 

That's quite a hernia she must be hiding with that belt.
 

patje krimson, you rule!
 

Her belt is thicker than a buffet line in Sudan
 

Dress by Versace.

Belt by Michelin.
 

her belt is so wide Rosy Odonnell and Janet Reno scissor on it
 

Lowe's called; they want their plant bed edging back
 

Am I the only one who snot-shot my coffee at this one: "Rebecca was determined never to get shot in the cock again"??? I didn't see it coming. Bringing it all back around, with a tranny twist. Beautiful. You're killing me, darksock.
 

thought i was going to be all clever with my eddie izzard comment, already used.


that belt is thicker than the back of steven seagal's neck
 

Douche looks like Shooter McGavin.
 

Diver Dan called, he needs his belt back.
 

How'd they get Mossimo in Belgium? Target is expanding its global footprint evidently.
 

darksock, you never fail! LOL shit.
 

Is that Udo Kier?
 

What a GAYLORD!!