fcking, fighting, it's all the same,
getting a new tatt's the only way to stay sane....
 

girl on right make my groin ache
 

What possessed these two girls to enter this choad's sqaualid unfurnished apartment...in bathing suits with high-heels, mind you...and then willingly pose for a picture with him...shirtless?
Did he pay modeling fees to them or something?
The tatts are ridiculous...it looks like he's wearing a paisly manzear along with matching garters. The hairdo looks like he tried peeing in a light socket. Then there's the reverse-Hitler understache and chinpubes.
What has gone wrong with the world?
 

Vlad, that room is furnished- notice the Douchebag University of Noo Jerz diploma on what appears to be a hotel room door. Plus, his pelvis is tattooed. That provides more than enough decor. Your cynicism drew my eyes away from my original agenda on the right and forced me to scan for any semblance of furniture. Your fault.

-Honey bunches Of Scrotes
 

The yin and yang of scrote and hotte is strong in this one.
 

@johnny come douchey.....that was fucking hilarious man. nice work. a tip of the ol' cap to you sir.
 

First time, long time. I don't know how to explain it but putting boob in the middle of a name is comic gold. I would like to nestle my nose snugly in her cleavage and weep while she softly pets my head and makes me a cup of hot cocoa.
 

this looks like a bad pro wrestling promo shoot. I think Carlos' pro wrestling moniker is Scrotoa, the Polynesian Hammer.
 

lord have mercy those girls are hot.
 

Lupe and Carla decided to take Albert with them when working bachelor parties together...at least until the night they found out that his chest-tattoo of Alien vs Predator was the mark of a mega-douche, and he got his ass kicked by a couple of high-school kids out in front of a 7-11.
 

OMIGOD, those garter tatts are so ridiculous. do you suppose he has a jock-strap tatted on his junk and bum crack? What hott woiuldn't burst out laughing at THAT??? Guaranteed erection-shrinker. And I think he used his paisley necktie for the moob designs.

Hotts are breathless to behold.
 

This guy looks like he would be confused in the most simplest of conversations. Look at his face! He can barely register a douchey look because he's too dumbfounded by how that flashy picture box works. There is no doubt in my mind that these girls (especially young Asia Carerra there) are strippers. He's probably the bouncer of the strip joint too. He beat out Cro Bagnon for the job because Cro Bagnon ignored the dress attire rule by wearing his leather vest over top of it while Carlos just ignored it and always showed up shirtless. They had to weigh out which one was more offensive, and the fact that Carlos was too dumb to put a shirt on was less offensive than the fact that Cro Bagnon just had to have his fucking leather vest. But you know, he bought that vest and made it his own style. Now kick that beat DJ Bello!
 

DB1 - those aren't thigh tats, those are calf tats.
 

These hotts outweigh the
douchitude in this photo.
That is all.
Folks.
 

I had to clear out old Britney Spears getting out of the car pics to make room for this spank bank worthy duo.

Quasimodo stopped by because his sandals were untied.
 

I think I see the slit through the bikini bottoms of the one on the left...
 

I suspect they were at a Bleeth convention - notice the professional "hand on hip, elbow back" pose on Conchita. The 'bag's garter tats are stupendous. In a stupendously monkey-spanking way.
 

Bra!! Check out my shorts!

Isn't that cute how he wants to be like Ozzy Osbourne? Mfvhbfva bahvur njcvandjf fucking babebqr jh beisfg kjsrve shit jharvliu nbargrei nbsfd fuck!
 

Bleeth on the left is swooning from the Axe/body stank wafting around from her left ear. She is about to tumble to the ground unconscious at which point the rest of the pudding brains at this bachelor party will begin high fiving each other because they realize they are all going to get laid.

Bleeth on right is the high faluting bachelor party stripper that will get naked but not do sexual favors. That is until the choads pony up $500 for the groom's handjob squirted into the bathtub.

Fuckstain in the middle looks like the crayon box my baby brings in the car after it was left on the dashboard in Cucamonga on a 115 degree afternoon has melted on his pigeon chest.

I don't REALLY want to know what it is, but Carlos' tatt that is poking out of the top his shorts looks like a frog got hit by a car.

Roadkill, the future of body art.
 

I'm gonna say the dick tattoo is the Budweiser Select crown.

http://www.netweed.com/prohiphop/graf/budselectlogo.jpg

He's dumb enough to get it.
 

Is that sunburn or a rash on his chest? Either way, I hope it hurts like a bitch.

I'm pretty sure he told Maria de la Scoliosis and her coked out cousin Lupe that he could get them parts in the next Keanu Reeves movie if his director buddy liked their photos and, of course, if they gave good head.
 

Jean Claude Van Douche... I agree these chicks are hot, but how could you possibly consider spanking it to a photo that has a subhuman fecal wastoid staring at you from the center of the jerk material? I think it's pretty filthy dude... Do you at least know how to use photo shop?
 

wow. what a piece of ass, what a piece of shit, what a piece of ass.
think his parents had any kids that lived?
 

He's just a smile away from not being a douche.
 

@anon 1:52

Not photoshop, a printout, and like this guy, I'm a whiz with safety scissors!
 

ay caramba, Maria Conchita es muy bonita, but still the standing embalment thing is overrated.
--VS
 

Gargantua is the enforcer at the Panamanian sailor wanna hump-hump bar

hotts look like 2 of the dozens of Venezuelan "girlfriends" I know, who will blow your mind for a stack of tortillas, a bag of apples, a pack of cigarettes & a sawbuck
 

This smells like a frat-boy bachelor party from start to finish. The strippers are .... strippers. Junior has that vacant look that suggests he rode the short bus to school every day. Who knew they had frats at Regional Junior College?
 

Those tats really make you look cool Carlos. You'll be somebody's pretty b*tch in the slammer one day...
 

Just wrong on so many levels... I got nothing - except, ladies, please, step away from the strange redness that is his right, herp-laded pec tattoo. It's just wrong. And what's up with those shoes, Maria Conchita?
 

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would i could tattoo beware of douche across carlos' forehead, solemnly do i swear that i would. in the name of the book of common douche

-tsnd
 

those girls are weird looking.
 

nothing says 'class' like bikini's and high heals.