Monday, September 29, 2008
Cleanup Aisle Five
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Salsa Douche. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, Douche's in the salsa.
Herbert's sense of fashion wasn't appreciated by the other bull riders on the circuit.
- Douchey Smurf
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by 
: 10:52 AM
: 10:52 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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ok, i'm spent. I love this guy.
Army of Douche-ness
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ok, i'm spent. I love this guy.
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by : 11:00 AM
: 11:00 AM
Why is she posing with the Slim Jim rack??
Oh, I'm sorry didn't notice the blotted look on her face which would clearly explain that it is that time of the month and she picked up an extra absorbent douche for the occasion.
Oh, I'm sorry didn't notice the blotted look on her face which would clearly explain that it is that time of the month and she picked up an extra absorbent douche for the occasion.
I'm sorry but I have to question the "Hott" in this picture. From the neck down - looks pretty good. From the neck up I see a short mexican dude with a hint of mustache.
I dub this idiot The Mexican Douchpick due to him being in Mexico, his uncanny resemblance to a toothpick and unquestionable douche qualities.
Nice find on the douche DB but no Hott here.
I dub this idiot The Mexican Douchpick due to him being in Mexico, his uncanny resemblance to a toothpick and unquestionable douche qualities.
Nice find on the douche DB but no Hott here.
# posted by : 11:10 AM
: 11:10 AM
C'mn, Db1, who takes photos in a grocery store??? Must be a vacationer with a native chiquita.
# posted by : 11:13 AM
: 11:13 AM
If we can find a few more pics of this man amongst impulse buys, I think we have a Hall of Scrote contender.
And by man I mean huge flaming douche, even by Mexican standards. Whatever happened to No Camisa, No zapatos, No servicio?
-End the Haberdouchery
And by man I mean huge flaming douche, even by Mexican standards. Whatever happened to No Camisa, No zapatos, No servicio?
-End the Haberdouchery
# posted by : 11:21 AM
: 11:21 AM
"Do you suppose his calves and feet are like Popeye's, just HUGE?
Does he have elephantiasis and wear huge pants to accommodate his giant scrote?
Is that a strapless pinafore that just slipped below his waistline beause he lacks the tits to hold it up?"
Just wonderin.'
Does he have elephantiasis and wear huge pants to accommodate his giant scrote?
Is that a strapless pinafore that just slipped below his waistline beause he lacks the tits to hold it up?"
Just wonderin.'
# posted by : 11:21 AM
: 11:21 AM
He needs to tighten that big ugly belt buckle before his white gaucho dress falls down some more.
What's with the white pantyhose hat and shop glasses?
What's with the white pantyhose hat and shop glasses?
Damn, thats hot.
Incredible.
Whew! Just think of THAT in your bed.
I wonder if he works out?
What? oh shit, just, uhh, k, darn it, quick! Boobies!
- Adolf
Incredible.
Whew! Just think of THAT in your bed.
I wonder if he works out?
What? oh shit, just, uhh, k, darn it, quick! Boobies!
- Adolf
@bcs
Truly, but I would still salsa her taco mucho after telling Chupacabra douche and his panty head wearin ass that they're giving away free Kid Frost CDs in the Bronx.
Truly, but I would still salsa her taco mucho after telling Chupacabra douche and his panty head wearin ass that they're giving away free Kid Frost CDs in the Bronx.
An Open Letter to All Women from DarkSock:
Dammit, ladies, until you start enforcing the "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Cervix" policy you will continue to keep growing the idiot branch on the tree of Humanity.
Thank you.
Dammit, ladies, until you start enforcing the "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Cervix" policy you will continue to keep growing the idiot branch on the tree of Humanity.
Thank you.
Brad again trotted out his Woody Allen sperm suit from Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex, but still no one at Sundance "got it"...
Jose Alonzo Manuel Jesus Maria Julio Javier Cassaba leading contender for the Douchey Weight Division WCBF (World Choad Boxing Federation) just might kick your ass for calling him Q-Tip Tool & his 13 year old fiancee/cousin a future burrito lard ballon
my 1st reaction, DarkSock, was Woody Allen sperm sample
let's hope he dies bouncing off the toilet seat!
let's hope he dies bouncing off the toilet seat!
And iff you look just above scrote's head, you will see a cue tip chalk.
Two qute.
Two qute.
# posted by : 12:04 PM
: 12:04 PM
Thank god for security cameras. A minute after this was taken, Juan and Carla grabbed two 40's, a six-pack of Red Bull, and a can of Pringles, distracted the checkout guy with the reflection from Juan's belt buckle, and ran for the hills.
Shit, that's what I get for reacting to my rage instead of reading through the posts first. I didn't mean to cop anything from darksock's post (11:36 a.m.).....
Hey, I'm a little annoyed. After tomorrow, I'm unemployed. Rhyme unintended.
Hey, I'm a little annoyed. After tomorrow, I'm unemployed. Rhyme unintended.
The Axe bodyspray was so strong that it dissolved all his clothes off his torso, frightened his pants into drooping close to the floor, and if he hadn't have covered his scalp, would have made him go bald.
# posted by : 1:12 PM
: 1:12 PM
this picture rules. who get's their picture taken at a convenience store you ask? Well that's easy. A huge douchebag. he probably left his '90 Corolla with plastic spinners running in the parking lot parked across 2 spots.
I wonder if his belt buckle spins when he comes to a stop?
And stop sending them Red Bull! They're so jacked up that they're wandering through the deserts into our country.
And stop sending them Red Bull! They're so jacked up that they're wandering through the deserts into our country.
Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch called & want their low rent look back. And who the fuck takes a picture w/ his cholita @ a convenience store?! Oh, yeah, that's right, El Grande Douche!!
# posted by : 8:37 PM
: 8:37 PM
This one confuses me. I don't think this is in Mexico or LA, the bodega is much too clean. I think this is a South Beach Cuba-douche, a Jose Canscrote if you will. His parents probably came here on the Mariel boat lift. I hope this was taken before Labor Day, we all know it's a big fashion faux pas to wear white after the holiday.
"Hello, Carmacita--This is Kyle, hey, no time to explain, but when your done making the beds, can you bring me some clothes--this 711 clerk thought I was Eminem and ripped mine off in a heat of starstruck passion. Whats that?...you can only find a sheet and hulk hogans WWE belt? Well...I guess that's okay..."
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