Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Crip or Blood?
I need an expert on urban gang signs to translate this for me.
Judging by the hand gestures, is this aspiring gang member in the presence of a lovely and extremely healthy hott:
A) A Crip
B) A Blood
C) A Latin King
D) A Future Sizzler's Washroom Attendant
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:35 AM 
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He's throwing the infamous "Sideways M". That's the hand signal for "I like "M"en laying on their sides."
Cute chicks with full figures like kicking it with the gay lads.
- Douchey Smurf
Cute chicks with full figures like kicking it with the gay lads.
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by 
: 10:47 AM
: 10:47 AM
Blessed be the cleave unto which I shalt draw nigh. For it is thine cleave that shalt receive mine saliva in bountiful quantities. And by quantities, I mean quan-titties!
Pedro's chica is so fat, he has to use a variation of the Shocker usually reserved for prepping cattle for breeding.
# posted by : 10:59 AM
: 10:59 AM
I almost missed the sideways peace sign flashing on the left hand. Maybe he thinks he's a praying mantis.
# posted by : 11:02 AM
: 11:02 AM
Notice the hands of a true professional. Pro-Dishwashers are quite the catch in southern California.
# posted by : 11:04 AM
: 11:04 AM
Thats the sign for I only have A five minute break from the cheap mexican cd booth at our very own swap meet, so Ill take the 5 minutes and get a picture with mammsalot
Nammer out
Nammer out
# posted by : 11:06 AM
: 11:06 AM
if he was in the presence of real bangers, he'd simply be Bloody!
she probably has lower abdominal axe wound
she probably has lower abdominal axe wound
FRUIT PICKER MANTRA:
(say out loud)
I'm a fig pucker
I puck figs
I'm the BEST fig pucker
That EVER pucked a fig.
-Adolf
(say out loud)
I'm a fig pucker
I puck figs
I'm the BEST fig pucker
That EVER pucked a fig.
-Adolf
He's throwing the Dead Retarded Spider.
There's a girl in this picture? I just see a Honda windshield with boobs.
There's a girl in this picture? I just see a Honda windshield with boobs.
also, wow, total poser. It appears that the school cafeteria he's havin' his pic taken, has decent tables and no grafiti...
I'm thinkin maybe Temple city highschool or something -- which would actually make him EAST SIDE
snoop dogg would not approve this tool
I'm thinkin maybe Temple city highschool or something -- which would actually make him EAST SIDE
snoop dogg would not approve this tool
Crucial Head - "quan-titties"? Thank you for a very funny catch-phrase.
I think Julio's right hand is a Modified Shocker for a woman with a colostomy bag.
Only in America, a Douchebag with a Colostomy Bag!!
I think Julio's right hand is a Modified Shocker for a woman with a colostomy bag.
Only in America, a Douchebag with a Colostomy Bag!!
I believe that is a variant of the Westside sign. I feel ashamed I don't know for sure, I am from So Cali, exiled in the land of douche, otherwise know as Vegas. Speedy Le Douche and Lupita look like they'd fit right in with the fine, upstanding denizens who populate the bleachers at Dodger Stadium.
# posted by : 11:21 AM
: 11:21 AM
It's a new "Shocker" grip. One in the pink, two in the stink, and one to wrap around the tail she must have to be caught dead in the company of this Future Sizzler Washroom Attendant.
# posted by : 11:22 AM
: 11:22 AM
This is as good as she will ever look. Next year she going in to baby manufacturing.
# posted by : 11:24 AM
: 11:24 AM
Is there a right answer? If so, I'd have to go with D.
I hate multiple choice questions and thought I'd never have to see one again after taking the bar.
Fuck Fish Slap!
I hate multiple choice questions and thought I'd never have to see one again after taking the bar.
Fuck Fish Slap!
I, too, used to go to the concession stands of local little league games just to "represent."
# posted by : 11:52 AM
: 11:52 AM
Oh, and I'll choose D. If by "washroom attendant" you mean "assistant manager of fecal coliform."
# posted by : 11:53 AM
: 11:53 AM
E) Yuma Wiggers
Why does she have her bra around her eyes?
Those things are amazing.
He is, and shall remain, not.
Why does she have her bra around her eyes?
Those things are amazing.
He is, and shall remain, not.
Didn't I see him on American Eyebrows? I think his Mama told him "If you keep picking your nose, your fingers will become locked in that position."
Next earthquake, I'm sheltering under her mamms.
Next earthquake, I'm sheltering under her mamms.
oh man...a D-bag at age 12....so sad.
2 big titties and a matching ass i would imagine.
$5 bucks on it being his older sister though.
2 big titties and a matching ass i would imagine.
$5 bucks on it being his older sister though.
# posted by : 12:17 PM
: 12:17 PM
E)i'd like to put my hands on this chick, but the hair gel has fused my hands in this position.
F)she's wearing sunglasses because she's jealous of my pro eyebrow waxjob.
G)it took me three and a half hours to do my hair and make up. it took her two minutes.
F)she's wearing sunglasses because she's jealous of my pro eyebrow waxjob.
G)it took me three and a half hours to do my hair and make up. it took her two minutes.
# posted by : 12:23 PM
: 12:23 PM
That's not even a guy on the left, it's a lesbian. A - check out the eyebrows; B - the absence of a manly physique; and C - look at the pale white skin above the bra / tank top. She's a dyke with a really tight top that's forcing part of her boob out the top of the shirt.
Speaking of boobs, now I'm going to spend a few minutes examining the big set on the right.
Speaking of boobs, now I'm going to spend a few minutes examining the big set on the right.
# posted by : 12:45 PM
: 12:45 PM
His right hand is forming the shape of the letter 'W' which is common street lingo for "Wussbag".
It's a fact.
It's a fact.
Wait: he's throwing a "V" and a "W"...Pfah, do you farfegnugen guys have a secret society or something???
These two look like retarded cousins of the Kardashians.....or Kardouchians....yes, that sounds better.
# posted by : 2:16 PM
: 2:16 PM
Another boring set of bouncy boobs and a dickhead with hand signals, all in tedious grays and black.
He should be covering his eyes in shades, too.
He should be covering his eyes in shades, too.
# posted by : 7:47 PM
: 7:47 PM
Have some pity.
It's obvious that his Mother was treated with thalydimide while pregnant and it resulted in him being born with his hand fused into the useless W-shaped appendage.
Give to the March of Dimes.
It's obvious that his Mother was treated with thalydimide while pregnant and it resulted in him being born with his hand fused into the useless W-shaped appendage.
Give to the March of Dimes.
Have some pity.
It's obvious that his Mother was treated with thalydimide while pregnant and it resulted in him being born with his hand fused into the useless W-shaped appendage.
Give to the March of Dimes.
It's obvious that his Mother was treated with thalydimide while pregnant and it resulted in him being born with his hand fused into the useless W-shaped appendage.
Give to the March of Dimes.
He's ready now to take over from his uncle Grady Stiles in the new and improved "All-Gay Lobster Boy Revue" freak show."
She's just the unlucky nurse this week who has to take care of his smelly ass since he can't grip TP well enough to wipe.
This week, he's the most popular eighth grader because of her gigundus mammaries and 13-year olds surging testosterone levels.
She's just the unlucky nurse this week who has to take care of his smelly ass since he can't grip TP well enough to wipe.
This week, he's the most popular eighth grader because of her gigundus mammaries and 13-year olds surging testosterone levels.
# posted by : 10:33 PM
: 10:33 PM
i would love to see them titties bounce from the doggy style position, then in a couple months we could have a lactating sex party. i love the pregnant hotts. them are some beautiful creamy tits, bet her ass is just as big and creamy.
# posted by : 5:06 AM
: 5:06 AM
@darksock
If this guy is rockin' a V-dub, I'm trading mine in. There's a guy down the street selling an old Honda Civic with a glass pack muffler and a bitchin' homemade spoiler bolted onto the back.
That said, I would have efficient, German engineered sex with this young lady. Then I would steal her sunglasses to replace the windshield of my new car and dump her ever-expanding ass when she starts to pass through the 190-225 lb weight category, on her way to about 275 by age 35, I'd guess.
If this guy is rockin' a V-dub, I'm trading mine in. There's a guy down the street selling an old Honda Civic with a glass pack muffler and a bitchin' homemade spoiler bolted onto the back.
That said, I would have efficient, German engineered sex with this young lady. Then I would steal her sunglasses to replace the windshield of my new car and dump her ever-expanding ass when she starts to pass through the 190-225 lb weight category, on her way to about 275 by age 35, I'd guess.
Anonymous said:
"That's not even a guy on the left, it's a lesbian. A - check out the eyebrows; B - the absence of a manly physique; and C - look at the pale white skin above the bra / tank top. She's a dyke with a really tight top that's forcing part of her boob out the top of the shirt."
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I agree. Look at the structure of the face and the hands. Definitely a lesbian.
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"That's not even a guy on the left, it's a lesbian. A - check out the eyebrows; B - the absence of a manly physique; and C - look at the pale white skin above the bra / tank top. She's a dyke with a really tight top that's forcing part of her boob out the top of the shirt."
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I agree. Look at the structure of the face and the hands. Definitely a lesbian.
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