And she's wearing a wooden bra.
 

He has a nascent mark-of-the-bag on his cheek, while it appears a phoenix is rising from her cleavite.
 

I would put my finger in her dike and hold on until the flood subsided.

In my pants
 

10 bucks says this kid took that special 'short bus' to elementary school.

oh, and nice rack.
 

i think wee man here is posing with one of the dolls at the "It's a Small World" ride a Disneyland.

And yes I would make hot Scandinavian meatball love to that doll... borka!! borka!!
 

for those wondering:

I work in academia. summers are slack. September - May is insanity.

This site is becoming more popular - I notice that comments arrive more quickly than before.

My hats off to the "regulars" (you know who you are...) I am happy you have the time to continue the mocking.

I will continue, but at a reduced pace, similar to what I've been doing. Unless something really grabs my attention, as in forces me into endless bouts of simultaneous diarrhea and nausea - i.e.: opening up the sluices at both ends.

Then, my wrath will be unstoppable, and I will write the commentary it deserves, and for which I am most capable of providing.

The weekly was a disaster. Hundreds of messages in an instant.

Scaling becomes interesting.

Oh - my boat has arrived - I have to go - a trip up Knob Creek awaits...

laters.
 

Sweet Mother of Moses, looking into his eyes is like the moment I found out there was no Santa crossed with the fires of hell.
 

After winning at the penny slots, Douche Zak spends his winnings trying to spin the Windmill of perfection, we can only hope he gets thrown to the next county before he pollutes Blonde Dutch Windmill.


...Lovely set...
 

Tia Leoni?
 

Screw douche status. These two are out looking for their next victim.
 

Answer to the question: "Where's the white women at?"


He looks too happy to be a douche. I see ear studs like that on kids working the supermarket checkout - notadouche, just a baggy pants-sideways baseball cap thing. Only douchey when appropriated by caucasians from the bottom of the gene pool. I give him a pass.

Her titties are staring at me.
 

He's also sporting vanderdouchetags.

Could a face say "freakin'A what fantastic luck-- wait'll the scrotes at home get a load of this pic" any louder?

Could she be any more cacao butter rubbed silky smooth and creamy?

Ah, to lap at the shores of her Zuyder Zee.

--VS
 

she looks kinda professional; -in a St. Pauli Girl kinda way.

He is very short; -or her boobs are magnetic and attracting the steel plate in his tiny inbred cranium.


more librarian hotts, plz.
 

i think he may be sitting down.

oh, and boobies.
 

Her face says "I know where you are looking....and it's okay"

That's a nice surprise.

What a dumbass this little thing appears to have evolved into.
 

Steve Zodiac,

Always a pleasure to read your comments. Good luck with the new school year.

A Knob Creek cheer to you my puppet friend!
 

And I would also Rem her Koolhaas
 

Hmmmmm....BOOBIES
 

Wonky beat me to the St. Pauli Girl reference, but I'd still like to get under her durndl.
 

And Frits this Peutz.
 

Zak. Zak. His name is Zak.

Rack. Rack. The bleeth is stacked.

Someday that rack will hurt her back.

Today the rack makes Zak want to mack.

Can Zak mack on that rack?

No frackin' way. That Zak's on crack.
 

There's three boobs in this picture and me likey two of them.

- Ryan Seadouche
 

Those are some beautiful breast dude is at perfect eyelevel lol doesnt strike me as a dbag though
 

I'd edam her gouda while tending to her tulips.

I bet he's friends with DJ Bello.
 

Hey can somebody get Zak here some brains? He looks like he's hungry for brains.

Hey Blond can you give me some brain? I could really go for some brain.
 

@snoop douchey bagg, 7:04pm: Great minds think alike! ;D
 

Dutch treat
Much teat
Such meat.
Eat.
Her.
 

The douche has a frenzied look. I wonder what hes going to do next. Ah I seem to have found a photo taken a few moments after this one:

http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/IMG_1347-787756.JPG
 

Oktoberfest doth come to mind,
Her swollen breasts a ripened find.
Raise high the stein to quench the thirst,
Before her corset maketh burst.
 

Arcs and circles are her thing, earrings, belt and buttoning.
Boobies vie for quarter-ring.
Doucheter's ding is fulla-ling.
 

First of all, I think they like to be called "little people."

DB1: I'm not sure about "statuesque," my liege...
She looks kinda "bookend-esque."

That having been said, who among us hasn't fantasized about spinnin' one of them cute little blonde suckers around a time or three? With all her body parts within reach, I could twist her to-and-fro like my old Gumby 'til the metal hung out through his green rubber leg. Hopefully I would not twist her that hard. But you get my drift.

The little douche is creepy- all I can think obout is when they kick a field goal with a little dummy and then cut back to the midget after it's back on the ground like it was the midget that got kicked through the uprights. I mean little person.
 

@labaglia: he is totally creepy. that was the third thought in my head when i looked at this. the two thoughts before that are fairly obvious.
 

Fluffenwagen's Rufflenhalter
takes a dive where others falter.
Shitteatingrin of DoucheterZak
Reflects on Fraulein's Funsterrack.
 

Fraulein Funster Fluffenwagen
Nods her kopf at Douchenbaggen.
'Neath the hemline of her Halter
Naked hips are peekkinoutter.






























































































































































at Doucheterbaggen.
 

Lincoln Burrows!! I know those breasts are worth your saliva, but don't forget you're on the hunt.
 

good lord those are some *insert swedish chef from the muppets phrase here* titties

Why does that look on that bags face fill me with so much rage!
 

nah DB1, she is pure Latina salsa, flamenco, sizzling scratchhole jalapena burn hott.

he is a puddle of 2X piddle

let me mariachi, cha cha, can can dance with her brown star!
 

He has a dry mouth that emits a putrid , corn dog with mustard odor. His lips are stuck halfway down his choppers due to the arrid conditions on the north surface of them chicklets .
 

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some of you said "not a douche" and "doesn't seem like a douche". put down the bong, idiot. look at this douchebag's face. are you fucking kidding me? are you fucking kidding me and jesus? holy living fuck. this douchebag is a douchebag.
p.s. if she let her hair go natural, washed her face, and took off the bra, you wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. any of you. she looks like HIM.
 

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I have a theory (not about a dinosaur):

MicroScrote is smiling because he and his lovely assistant just won the Douche Talent Competition: he popped open the middle two buttons of her blouse using only the power of his pea brain ("look Ma, no hands!").

That creepy, expectant stare? He's just asked for another volunteer from the audience.
 

Just wanted everyone to know the REAL "paper or plastic?" (me) is back. Someone's been posting under my name. Was out of the loop due to hurricane Ike. Thanks for all your cards, letters, flowers, well-wishes.
 

IMO it looks like our little buddy Zak is posing with his hot cousin he came out to visit in LA and is a little too excited about it. His douchey outfit is probably something she made him borrow from her boyfriend, probably someone of Pooper McGee's caliber so he wouldn't stick out like the little nubby thumb he is.
 

Apparently lesmingle is addicted to this site. Can you blame her? Like the rest of us, she'd love to explore this hott's Dutch pantry.

@ ac/douchey

Where do you get a stolen dick? I've been looking all over for one. I don't want to get into the sordid details.
 

@steve zodiac.....we regs will carry on and eagerly await your triumphant return. until then, douche on!



additionally, boobies.
 

@yahoo scrotius

If I remember my King Missile correctly, you can find stolen, detachable penii on Second Ave and St. Mark's Place.
 

Look like yet another "Mr. Tumnus the Faun" to me.

- Douchey Smurf
 

she looks half sedated and he looks REALLY excited about it.
 

Imagine a group of dutch school girls skipping rope and chanting, in their native tongue of course:

Oh my how I love them titties,
why's that scrote so itty bitty?
Ain't no way she's with that midget,
either way my boner fidgets.
 

I think this wins major points on the hott alone. She looks like a permanent orgasm.
 

He looks like some sort of douche rodent hybrid. The pointy nose, sharp teeth and overbite are reminiscent of a weasel or ferret. In addition, his small stature indicates a subterranean lifestyle, venturing out at night for the sole purpose of weaseling unsuspecting hotts back to his burrow.
 

@ yahoo scrotius- mr. white nailed it. and if you're patient, you may be able to talk him down. thanks, mr. white. you are a fountain of useful information.
 

his look says bat shit crazy sociopath slayer.

her look says "I can fuck you in half!"
 

This douche is a sharpie sniffer. This hotte is unbelievable.
 

This couple looks all kinds of psycho. He's thinking he's going to continue his serial killing spree in the $10 motel room across the street.

She looks like a sci-fi Species type that will leave him dismembered on the floor.

Creepy all around, but oh so enticing.
 

In Webster's Dictionary they should have his picture right next to "Shit-eating grin".
 

This is one of Fish Slaps buddies featured in previous group photos of Slap.
 

This guy reminds me of Cliff O'Malley who was kicked out of his frat house for not observing quiet hour and making clucking sounds with his tounge.
 

If she's Dutch Windmill, then she can blow me over.

And over and over and over.
 

Douche Zak may be Caution: Highly Doucherous from January 31, 2008.
 

Something tells me Douche Zak's dog talks to him and he listens.

I'd put the hott in an IKEA shopping cart, wheel her around until my shoes wear out, then take a nap in bin A42.