They're like douchebag comedy and tragedy masks. They're special. She's an interesting combination of enticing and creepy.
 

East Germany no longer exists.

Are you saying this photo is pre 1990?

I suppose it could be. Eurobags have been around for a long time.

How's that for German humour?
 

Jawohl, mein Douchebag fruend! Ve haff found us a hott and ve vill make her talk! And then ve vill pump each other up!
 

I would just like to point out there is hidden ass on the bottom right.

Thank you for your time.
 

i'm hanz and i'm franz and we're here to make you puke--
 

Ibiza? Yah, vee haff bin to Ibiza.

Vee could conquer zis burgh in von veekend. Vee openzee ein club, spike zee Gray Goose vis our zecret mind altering concoctzion of our own dezign, and render zee douchbags helplezz asz they become our zombie army....
 

Ewwww. Douche on right almost reminds me of Mooby...ewwww.

Ewwwww.
 

Set the little Pomeranians on them!Yip, Yip, Yip, grrrrrrr....
douchesterdunks...uglier than that Rottweiler named Camilla...
 

Ibiza...ugh. As Las Vegas is stinky poo douchebag central for the USA, and the NJ/NY Metro area is greasy guido central for the USA, and SF is snotty self-absorbed trustfund central of the USA - if you take all three, dump them in a blender with some polyester and KY Jelly, and then hit puree for five minutes, the frothing santorum that results can be molded into the denizens of Ibiza. Yes, it's that rank.
 

I have touched Sprockets' monkey, and this is what it got me.
 

The one on the left is Liza Minelli in drag at the Kit-Kat Klub.

The one on the right is Joel Gray dragging ass with a club.

Fraulein in-between suffering from bad case of middleschmerz.
 

Is it considered politically incorrect to make fun of foreign douchebags? While these two are quite disturbing, we really do not need to bring up the Nazi stuff that happened about 65 years ago.

The hot reminds me of a less hot version of CNBC's Erin Burnett.
 

Blue Man Poo defecates in the background as Trifectapoo loom in foreground.
 

Those are two unfortunate looking guys.
 

Set-surround sound in a two inch wall
I was waiting for the Communst call
I didn't ask for sunshine and I got World War Three
I'm looking over the wall
And they're looking at me

Now I got a reason, now I got a reason
Now I got a reason and I'm still waiting
Now I got a reason, now I got a reason to be waiting
The Berlin Wall
 

Hello, Siegfried!!!

Hello, Roy!!!
 

Two sauer Krauts and a Dresden figurine.
 

Three recently hired models for the Hummel Post-Modern collection pose in Berlin Underground.
 

Kurt and Anna, winners of the Chicken-dance contest, pose with judge Drei Schwartzballs.
 

well comb my hair with a pickled herring

these 3 are the frontline guard for Club Douchelag... many human rights violations to follow
 

Farfeg-douchen!
 

Deutsche Bags
 

Wow, Eric Karros (with new eyebrows) and Lenny "Nails" Dykstra have found life after baseball rough. Except for meeting hotts.
 

Godamnit DB1...there goes my Saturday...I am going back to bed to escape this nightmare
 

Deutsche-bags...always frightening
 

That quote about East Germany?

That's from muthafuckin' Top Secret.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088286/

Third funniest Cold War flick ever -- next to Dr. Strangelove and Red Dawn.
 

A moderate kinda-sorta Euro-hott, surrounded by two members of the 1980 East German Women's swim team.
 

dude on the left looks a little like adam corolla...
 

whoop-di-douche= HIlarious!

These comments never fail.
 

Good to see the Scorpions are still alive and well.
 

A good time was had by all at the Nick Rivers contest last night.
 

I meant, "concert."

I got so excited about coming up wuth that comment that I totally whiffed it. Man, I'm an idiot.
 

"With," not "wuth."

I need a nap.
 

i'm laughing too hard to hate.
 

these deutsche bags are very disturbing
 

Three international team physicists from the CERN super-particle collider project party at an American-style hoedown after an emergency meeting hashed around the problems of the early Glo-worm experiments, which necessitated a shutdown for several months while they figure out how to remove the nuclear meltdown seen in the background, which has permeated underground Swiss and French Mineralwassers.
 

Is it just me, or is her left boob at least a full cup size larger than her right? Maybe it's my hangover.

Those two kraut-bags have taken a vicious beating with an ugly stick.

Ugh. I need a nap.
 

Those choads remind me of large mouth bass
 

except for those nba guns, guy on right is deadringer for david letterman, circa 1982
 

Without question, this is a gay club, and she arrived because of perceived safety... which never--particulalry for a delicious diva with diverse-sized doubles--really exists! Men are men! Douches are douches.

The clue is the characteristic facial wasting status post years of partying and intake of anti-retroviral drugs. With certainty--well, certainty if I was there to certainly do her--these are gay men.

The question is, what is a gay douche? Of course, this questions brings to mind images of hardcore 70s men-on-men porn, a la Christopher Rage http://www.christopherragevideo.com .

Of course, to douche and to be gay, well, with all due respect, need I say more...

Then again, the biggest pick up line in a gay bar is: "Hi. Can I push your stool in..."
 

ugly as sin. what is she doing? charity work?
 

Das Poot
 

These guys are not German, Chechz or Polski maybe, Deutsche Völker nicht.

Exhibit A. Guys are too ugly
Exhibit B. Guys are smiling
Exhibit C. Girl is too cute
Exhibit D. Girl is there under her own free-will
Exhibit E. Girl IS NOT covered in poo

case closed
-Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein
 

Ve play D und D and zen ve plug ze fraulein airtight, Jah?
 

Brighton Beach....land of milk and honey
 

&trade
 

Wow Slad and Veeter are like shaved euro apes I think theese guys are cro Bagnons Euro cousin possibly Neandrodouches even the chick has a slopeing fore head but shes cave woman hot. I wonder which one is gonna club her over the head first.. yabadaba douche
 

Vunderbahgs und Unterduchescrotes!

--VS
 

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