Haha... I wonder what the guy who took the photo looks like. I wonder if that was the other Wonder Twin.
 

And the Lord sayeth, go forth and dry hump she of the fair-skinned tribe...and so goeth the greasedouche did; and cometh he did; and it was good.
 

i would consider spit roasting this broad, but i would not want to catch a disease from this bag of filth. however, i wouldn't mind if the other chick up on the right in the picture and this blonde both came back to my house afterward and served up a few dirty cocktails.
 

Take note, blondie is wearing a garter, that does not guard her from douche unfortunately..

rimshot!!!
 

Wow... Nice catch on the broad in the background totally squatting on the bar. I could only imagine what she must have done to be so well-posed in the background of this picture...
 

Hebrew Hammer Hammers Her Brew
 

some weird stuff going on in the background in this pic. must be california....
 

Hebrew Hammer Time?
 

Actually the Hebrew translation makes this guy much much douchier that you can possibly imagine.
The ancient words tatooed on his not very defined arm translate to:

"To Learn
To Be
To Love"

Seriously.
 

Christopher Bretter is a douche for taking this pic
 

HAGIA SOPHIA, won't someone please think of The Children!!!?!??!!1!!

-Down Syndrome Is Not a Punchline.

and this photo is how it starts.
 

Heeby shows Blondee Grrrl Jew-Do and Jew-Jitsu.
It was a 2 minute class.
 

I didn't know it was OK for me to go shirtless into public establishments these days.
 

That's not Kosher.
 

Goyls, Tats, Alcohol and lewd behavior, oy vay! He's in the running for Jew of the Year!
 

I believe we may have a bag of the week
 

Her hand is on her mouth in a futile attempt to keep him from pushing the anal beads out.
 

He bartends at the douche mecca that is Scottsdale. He is actually an OK douche as he has hooked me up with free drinks.
 

How did nobody say Jewshbag? Did Fung win again yet?

-Honey bunches of Scrotes
 

Martha drew her hand to her mouth an instant too late as Joshua’s regurgitated kosher ejaculate rocketed past her lips and onto the back bar.
 

I have a little douchebag, I made him out of clay
When he is dry and ready, the douchebag I will slay.
Oh douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, I made you out of clay.
Oh douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, then douchebag I will slay.

It has a greasy body, with legs so short and thin.
When he gets all tired, he drops and we all win!
Douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, with legs so short and thin.
Oh, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, it drops and we all win!

My douchebag's always coked up, he loves to dance and spin.
A happy game of douchebag, now kick him in the shin.
Oh douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, he loves to dance and spin.
Oh douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, now kick him in the shin.

Is it wrong that, in spite of her clear bleethiness and willingness to submit to degradation, I will want to gimel her nun?

Hmm...degradation. Oh yeah, forget I asked. One Mr. White Special, coming up. Put down your hand, honey. It's not going to keep what I got to give out of your mouth.
 

Though a devout Hasidic Jew, during Passover Elijah rejoiced at the opportunity to show off his uncircumcised man-pickle to the delight of the Gentile patrons.
 

Moses would have left this cone-headed turd to bake in the desert.

She's one of those girls who seems a little hotter than she really is because you know she'd do things dirty enough to shock her mom. And that's saying something ... her mom's a hooker.
 

My beloved alumni just went down tonight to Oregon fucking state. Damn! I’m gonna take some shit tomorrow at the office.

...time to hit up that spare box of wine from the garage.



...and time to smack Isaiah here with a gefilte fish.
 

Joseph threw off his scrote of many colors and gets down with Pharaoh's daughter.
 

Their miraculous discovery now sunk in, archeologists were horrified upon finding the Dead Sea Scrotes in Qumran were covered in LA Looks® and grease.
 

GO BEAVERS!! FUCK $C!!
 

Anon 9:37pm,

You are correct. I am humbled. And I too love beaver just as much as you...
 

"yawn, is it in yet?"
 

@ crucial

check this Watt site www.twfps.com for some mike watt broadcast

me likey some beaver too, but better beneath me
 

@ Creature

Muchas gracias for the link. I've been a huge Watt fan since my LBC days as a young lad. San Pedro was right across the Vincent St. Thomas bridge and he was an icon to us younger 'baglings at the time.

Xenu be cursed, but I was out of the country when he played with the Stooges at the Queen Mary last year.

I lift a boxed wine toast to you, my 'Where the Wild Things Are' brother.
 

crucial

skoal & many happy hours of listening... the wild kingdom is my pal bro matt's pad where these podcast originate

a tip of a budweiser atcha! (followed by some bushmills ofcourse)
 

btw, this time the Trojan got fucked....
gd hometown referees!
 

Creature,

You are connected to the lifeblood of all that I'd call: punk rock's history lesson. For that, I'll suspend my nightly flogging of my minuteman until I've had a listen.

Many thanks. And I'll see you at the haiku tomorrow morning!
 

P.S. we still got a shot at the national title...

...right??
 

crucial

like the smell of roses, baby...

but tonight belongs to Los Doyers!

Eeeeeh holay!
 

uh & beaver yeah!
 

Ayyyiee Maneeeee! Donde es Orel Being Orel?? Doyers!!!

Sorry, I'm a filthy halfbreed Mexican. Can't help it.

Buenos noches, mi amigo.
 

& I'm a drunken Irish laborer...

... together we're the dirt beneath this great nations feet!
 

Oh, c'mon now, it is SO obvious:

This guy really does know how to do the Hora...

Nya, nyaaa...nya-nya-nya- Nya,nyaaa...
 

Is that a little Kletschmer band I feel up my ass, or are you just glad to Grey Goose me?????
 

Schlomo Baggenberg thought he'd re-enact the parting of the Red Sea with Jenny. The way off Broadway version. Nice way to keep your bottle opener handy too babe.
 

Not only is it quite disturbing that this somewhat attractive woman would allow herself to be handled in such a way by this disgusting choad, but her facial expression vexes me.
Is she suppressing laughter concerning size or is she holding back puke from the foul oder?
 

How to lose class and get it in the ass all in one short workday.

-Cosmopolitan, Sept 2008
 

He doesn't care. She's a shiksa. He can boink them any day, because Judaism is matrilinear. So, sure, make the stupid Xian bitch look dumb. who cares? There will be time enough to settle down with Rachel from Highland Park NJ or Sarah from Brooklyn Heights NY.

He'll brush down the goo hair, grow out his sideburns, and wear a suit.

Still, the scent of AX will give him away - and while he muddles over the latest diamond data on the Q train, everyone else in the car will know he is scrote for the essence of poo surrounds him like a brown cloud of stupidity.
 

Doucheronomy 27:25 says:

But if a man finds a betrothed damsel behind the bar, and the man force her, and lie with her; then the man only that lay with her shall die.



a comforting scripture indeed.
 

...

Sure. This is what I get on Erev Shabbat.

Spread the Ahava around a little less, boychick. You're making the rest of us look bad. Oh, and the schmaltz is for soup, not for hair.
 

@clementine of cappadoucha.....do you roll on Shabbas?
 

Yep. I roll. Npt supposed to, but I do.

Don't dig on swine, though.
 

Maybe the best part? The photographer felt the need to put his watermark on this masterpiece. He's Ansel Adams, but instead of majestic landscapes, we get...this.
 

I'm fairly certain that i went to high school with the blonde. If she is who i'm thinking of, the picture is of a bad angle, and hides her "11" status on a scale of 1-10.
 

submitting to the doggie bag gesture drops any former Hott's rating to immediate stage 4 Bleethdom. That's just what I heard, though.

The Sooners shall be moving to #1, thusly I smile.
 

You can reach the douchebag on the left for direct comments via a message board, www.xmike.com

look for the name:

Howiefeltersnatch

True story!
 

I enhanced the photo and brought out the disaster happening in the background. This picture has a douche behind the douche ogling a pair of kissing hotts.
 

@anon 8:35pm- damn. you are one funny sumbitch. tops, baby. tops.
 

Just throwing it out there, the Jewish Religion forbids tatt's on the body.

Although I am sure he is not the religious sort.
 

@ Crucial Head:

*points n laffs @ Catastrophe In Corvallis*

Saw the news today and said to my g/f, "Most of LA is gonna be bitter n pissy tomorrow"

and boy, that ain't the half of it!! lmfao
 

@ Anon 11:10

This guys is as jewish as I am!

-Adolf
 

Black guyliner.
Hewbrew tatts.
white belt.
Dual wrist-bling.
Gooey-ass bro-hawk.
Chin pubes.
Shirtless behind the bar.
Bending Jennifer over while being photographed.
Douchebag.
 

DB, love, it's my 40th birthday today and I dumped my long term FWB this morning and was feeling a little blue. But then I read...

And Adonai said, Lo! The Greasehead is a douche! And I am the Lord your G-d and you shall mock him in pixelated form...

Dude, thank you for the laughter and the mock mock mock.

Happy New Year!
 

I know probably would feel different if I was that douche, but god dammit I hate the doggy pose. I really do!