Holy hot chicks batman.
 

Boobies!
 

Yes, yes, yes, yes, and one douche. Nice find.
 

mmmmmmmuey! Can't really blame tatt man for wagging his tongue like a goofball.
 

My God, I think we have a weekly winner now!
 

Why can't those be real brambles and thorns wrapped tightly around his neck?

As the hotts' legs should be around mine?
 

bevey of boating beauties prospects will improve dramatically when they toss the cultural anchor overboard
 

"yeah, Suze, I know he's a giant choadtard, but, he's got a boat & a big tongue for cleaning out your bilge port!"
 

@creature -

"cultural anchor" is absolutely brilliant!
 

Their butts do not poo, they produce buttery cocoa cremes gift-wrapped in glittery sparkle paper.

Now THAT is some fucked up shit. DB1, sometimes you scare me.
 

thanx d w t d

"briar patch" is the only one onboard without Mae West life preservers
 

I need the source for this photo... i need to see more of these girls, less of this douche.
 

Top right is roached out, boobies notwithstanding.

Bottom left reminds me of this charming little pixie from Georgia I knew.
It took her about 7.5 seconds to complete the word, "Baby" when she called you it, and could easily hypnotize a man with just that one word.

And good lord, if there were a Short Bus 'Franks n Beans' incarnation of the human who voiced the dog, 'Muttley' it would be this retardouche in the bramble thicket.
 

Dare I say it... QUADRUPLETS???

Yeah, yeah, I know there's a brunette in there. Clairol, people.
 

Like a Kevin Youkilis day at the plate in Yankee Stadium, 4-for-5, Db1.

Sunglass Hott has a perfect mix of innocent, soft smile, and snap a vertebrae sensuality. Methinks she has posed before.

It's obvious that in his mind, he has annointed himself king. King of what I do not know.

Perhaps "King of Relieving Yourself" or something else worthwhile only to a 6 year old.

Just keep the flashing lights to a minimum and don't leave anything pointy laying around.
 

Like a Kevin Youkilis day at the plate in Yankee Stadium, 4-for-5, Db1.

Sunglass Hott has a perfect mix of innocent, soft smile, and snap a vertebrae sensuality. Methinks she has posed before.

It's obvious that in his mind, he has annointed himself king. King of what I do not know.

Perhaps "King of Relieving Yourself" or something else worthwhile only to a 6 year old.

Just keep the flashing lights to a minimum and don't leave anything pointy laying around.
 

The rage is great in me! Why this retardouche, young foxes?

DB of the year candidate? Just for the shear range on the hott/db spectrum. They are on the far far left and this choad is on the far far right.
 

Oh non-sunglassed frontal hott. Your downhome Southern looks and mind-numbingly matched stripper body make me want to take out a loan to buy some shitty tattoos, HGH, and a boat. And just enough goose for the two of us.

...love me?
 

@idahohottpotato, 3:16 p.m. -

Are you saying there might really be four brunettes in the photo? ; )



By the way, I did see a comment you had made to me here awhile back regarding Zombie (in my avatar). I never knew when you migth be around again for me to say "Thanks" for the sentiment, and I'm also sorry about your little buddy.

I have a feeling they're both up in Doggie Heaven gathering the troops to "Tag" (Fuck) Fish Slap, Fung, and every other douchebag infecting our planet with a mass urination. Of course, that might actually be an improvement for douchedom.
 

Nick Lachey got himself some sweet tats, huh? Ughh...

@Don't Wheeze the Douche - Fish Slap and Fung are not worthy of doggie heaven. They'll be heading somewhere south of that and hopefully sooner than later.
 

let's play boobie paddy cake & ring around the Creatch... I'll play until my palms are blistered, my wrist are broken & I'm dizzy with hot-tay delight

shit bird on the bottom gets a steel toed kick to the pee hole
 

@douche unto others -

Oh yeah, I'm aware of that. I figured the douchebags of the world would suddenly find themselves under a perpetual "rain"cloud of urine and feces, and it would be good.
 

the short boat, haha thats fuckin' great
 

"Their butts do not poo, they produce buttery cocoa cremes gift-wrapped in glittery sparkle paper."

Thanks for making me spit out my coffee upon reading this! I didn't really want it anyways... Hilarious!!
 

The hott aura is strong in this one. Seemingly one does not even notice the obnoxious douche. Keep it up db1.
 

I was going to make fun of him but then I saw all the women he is with. They are uber hot. If I get a tattoo like that can I have them?
 

!!!
 

where to begin. at what point is it that you are surrounded by hot chicks - and you have to make the most ridiculous face you possibly can? on camera, no less.

forget the bad tats and the turtle belly. forget the giant watch and the spiked hair. why, oh why, do people feel the necessity to make the various and sundry douchefases?

also...at what point do women become douchefans? clearly there is something of the douche that they appreciate. i say, while they are hott, they are enablers and are just as much to blame as the douche himself.
 

fuhgue!
 

Shake that bear!

Those chicks are pretty attractive!
 

Has anyone considered that this asswipe looks a LOT like Nick Lachey? I stared at the vacant eyes, the horrible body art, and the prominent double chin and realized that this guy might have once had his penis in Jessica Simpson.

If it is Lachey, that would explain the ONLY reason that he could pull four hotties like this without drugs or a 12 inch dick.
 

May a rogue wave strike this boat, we know the hotts will live due to their flotation devices as for super douche...may he sink like the Titantic
 

Tonight I shall hammer the Zagnutt Bar of justice into the Ass o' Justice with the skull of Baby Lou, late of the Madagaskar Genocice, as I genuflect 'bout Sparky here on the Vag Boat...
 

OMIGOD, Db1, that tongue-slacker looks a bit too much like the notorious Mooby. Proves that the douchevirus has a fast morphing rate, suppressed in the presence of so much HOTT, but forced into Tatlandian mode. A prickly situation if ever there was one.

Which explains why some males are pricks.
 

For chrissakes, DB1, you make the Hott poo sound like Christmas ornaments, or at least a box of Christmas candy.
 

i would abadon my masters, go tan in the beach for hours a day, and get tats that ridiculous to trade places wit this choad.
 

^---abandon

wow i have been so hypnotized by their beauty and tits that i cant even spell straight
 

Buttery cocoa cremes in glittery sparkle, reminds me of the time my granddaughter emptied a little jar of silver glitter into the cat litter box, and the cat then got it all over the carpets after she'd use the box.

Thanks for the reminder. It made my eyes glisten all over again.
 

How do you know they aren't already plotting to toss this choad overboard and then keel-haul 'im till the bramble tatts snag him in the stern????
 

Ok screw this, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to buy a boat, its got to be worth it if this is what you end up with.
 

You know, I once got my nose and tongue into a box of buttery cocoa cremes and my mistress was NOT amused. Chocolate does not do anything good for a dog, nor for the floors.
I survived, but my mistress was yelling something about staying away from her aphrodisiacs, then whipped me into submission, put me on a leash, and played dominatrix for three hours. I've been changed dog ever since.
 

When Br'er Rabbit in the Bramble Tatts finds four more Bunnies in the Briar Patch, he has but one thing on his mind:

Un-Zippah-his-Doo-Dah!!!
 

i gotta get me a boat.

-haberdouchery
 

A douche - sure.

But a douche that is elligible to compete in the weekly - no way.
 

Agreed. The level of Hott is so overwhelming he would not likely qualify for the Weekly. But it is a refreshing level of Hott.

They are like a Titter-Totter of Hott, two on each end, and he is the Fulcrum of Douche.
 

Fear not, my brothers. The Choad does NOT own the boat.

It is merely associated with (I shall not use the term "friend" of) the boat's owner: aka, the photographer.

This is the only explanation for the presence of four such succulent hotts with so obvious a pile of poo. The ridiculous face is because he can't believe how lucky he is that his buddy owns this boat, got the hotts, and invited him along.

This MUST be the explanation.

That, or the LHC opened a rift into an alternate reality before it shut down, and these four beauties are succubi who will feed on DBs.

I'm good either way.
 

Ya know, DB1, the last hottie librarian I saw that looked like these blonde Hotts was Marian the Librarian in The Music Man.

And she was blown off with seventy-six trombones.
 

The eternal question arises, which neither Kant,nor Goethe nor Little Heiney has ever tackled: what are four Rhinemaiden Sirens doing with the oom-pah boy from the Douchen Deutschband "Heidegger Digg" on a late summer cruise down the river?

We stare in wonder and rub our dumbkopfs. And slosh down another Heineken's. For now.
 

God damn. This is the most genuinely infuriating picture I've seen in a long time on this site. It's just so filled with unfairness. Why. How did this moronic-looking Nick Lacheyesque 'bag get those 4 innocent and sweet looking creatures on board? Real question, if he can do it, surely anyone can, it's just a matter of technique, right? Or maybe it's all a matter of muscle and cheap "tribal" tats?

I seem to detect signs of early Bleeth infection in the brunette in the back though.

This picture deserves a go at the weekly.
 

This is what its all about people.....a picture with such hot and such douche that it makes angry...and then sad and slightly depressed....and then angry again but only at society
 

Me being a chick, I wouldn't be too angry. I'm sure they are just laughing at him, not with him.
 

This pic almost makes me want to go over to the dark side. If I could land these chicks by being this guy .... But I don't have any 'roids or a boat, so I'll just go cry in my coffee.

Crap! I don't have any coffee, either.
 

notice, he's pointing up at the sky as if to tell us, "see? there is in fact no God. how else could this picture have been taken without the camera imploding upon itself, bitches?"
 

A ridiculously large and unoriginal tattoo signals major performance anxiety... what a waste of good women!
 

@ yahoo scrotius ROTFL

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@ whoop-di-douche Br'er Rabbit is the perfect moniker for this douche!

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After spending the day with the ladies, Br'er Rabbit finally tells 'em that he is celebrating his first blow job today.

But he is having trouble getting the taste out of his mouth.

-Adolf
 

Someone who could score this level of hott on a regular basis would not celebrate it like this fuck tard displayed here.

I would say with confidence the only thing this idiot humped at the end of the day was his fist. HRTSB should compete for the weekly for sure.

Fuck Fung!
 

usually, when i see a tattoo like that, it's right above an ass i want nothing to do with. this time, it's right beneath an ass i'd like to kick. this is a great pic. seriously hot chicks. with an absolute fucking douchebag.
 

This is not Douche Lachey's boat. He's just a friend of a friend of the guy who's leasing it. He works as a porter at the Buick dealership out near the mall, and met this guy who knew a guy who had a buddy that had a boat. Douche had some great weed. There ya go.

If you look closely, you'll notice that the boat's still moored in the marina. The poor bastard probably can't afford the gas to take this baby out.

Or can't figure out how to untie the knots on the lines.




Oh, and boobies.
 

Holy crap. I spit red wine all over my monitor when I read that second paragraph.

As David once said to his own hottie suckle thigh, Bathsheba: "Dude, get the wash rag."
 

ah, i think the skewdness of FUNG's overpowering orange mugg and background hott is finally starting to be righted, even though i can't see background brunette's bounty -

nice start to the week - could briar patch be a weekly contender?

or is bp not a big enough bag since he barely blocks the view...

did i actually complain about getting to only see three sets of boobies?
 

He looks like a cock head being thrust through a glory hole doily.




Damn I was late with that one...
 

I'll just recycle that comment in the weekly, thank you.
 

I think he sold me lumber the other day in his weekday reality.
 

Where are the Somalian pirates when you need them?

--VS