A cold bottle of Stroh's, please...
 

What the F8ck??

Upper body of a 30 year old.

Lower body of a 70 year old.

Head of a trendy comic book character.
 

nice speedo, douchebag. I am not even going to comment on the face rug....
 

MY EYESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Well, at there's a cute librarian glasses hott for DB1.



But Cletus McMuttonchop.....oh what the hell????? Can we posters request a takedown? And I mean OF THE PHOTO? Either that or someone's gotta Photoshop his skinny ass out of it.
 

great h.g. wells reference!!!
 

My apologies to my friends accross the pond:

1. Disheveled mullet.
2. Facial hair of a badger.
3. Speedo

3 strikes and you're a full blown Euro-douche.



Although I would love for that naughty little Ms. O' Callaghan to keep me after school, who wouldn't?
 

sarah palin went to england in college?
 

Leaving the horror that is Chappie, let's focus on Waltzin' Matilda. She is grimacing as if those tats were done without anesthesia. Or maybe she just got a good feel of the pubes on Chappie's back...
 

It's Wolverine's lesser known cousin Tangerine
 

Good lord, I have to take the rest of the day off. This is disturbing.

PS - boobies.
 

You can see his bangers n' mash.

If stripes make one look fatter then he has a dick that would make a wobbling noise while fucking a pencil sharpener
 

martin van buren's great great great great great great grandson still rockin the chops for the bitches
 

Oh you did NOT go there DB1.

Wait, you did. Err, HE did...uh....

A maggot with lambchops, wriggling through a multi-color rubberband

weak, yeah, but jesus how can you think straight about this eye-burning clueless hermaphrodite?

Houndstooth rocks when wrapped around b00bies
 

Well, at least he's a champion smow machine driver.
 

doesn't he understand that horizontal stripes just make you look fat?
 

Unbeknownst to Agnes, Wolfgang had his sternum removed so he could compete with the ‘big boys’ at the autofellatio championships.
 

It’s like his rib cage just ran up the white flag in surrender after one too many visits by Father O’Conner.
 

What, are the 'chops to compensate for the receding hairline?

He'd have to wear a suit of armor to compensate for the Speedo.
 

It looks as if the submitter of the photo may have been the one cropped out on the left hand edge. Nice swell in the breastal region on the multi-coloured bathing togs. She knew a db when she saw one and didn't want to be remembered in infamy on the internet.

It looks like Wolverine and Steven Hyde mated. Or Masterson just shaved and cut his 'fro.
 

That bannana hammock makes me want to blow chunks. Too bad that everyone who visits Miami feels compleeled to sport one around during their visit.
 

a nod's as good as a wink, to a blind bat, I always say.....
 

and

Boobies
 

actually, i am submitting a formal request to our fearless leader to take this picture down. or at least blackbox his sagging manhood that's swinging around in a ridiculous striped banana hammock.


enough is enough DB1.


for the sake of humanity, please adjust.
 

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@the douche of hurl......."Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?"
 

Uberdouchedom for looking like that and owning a Speedo with a drawstring?!?! A freaking drawstring! That has to be equivocal to an oxymoron! Tinted frames and tattoos means she's hip. And by 'hip' I mean dirty.
 

hipsters and douchebags are separate entities
 

Swallows on the hip swells. Must focus on swallows.


This is poorly played by management. Don't repeat. Ever.
 

That Time Machine is a bugger mate-- you can also lose all your body hair if you're not... oh, nevermind.

I've never seen a steampunk face before.

--VS
 

Hey, that's me!
 

I remember when my Civil War re-enactment troupe went to Typhoon Lagoon.
 

@pfah

'....candid.. photography.. nudge-nudge, wink-wink..'
 

@ Squaw Douche -
well played sir with the "steampunk face"

He looks fkkn BOILED for gods sake. I haven't see a complexion like that since Toxic Avenger. Douche though? I will heitatingly say Nottadouche. Wierd, emo, fashionably ignorant (like an eskimo in the rainforest), and more offensive to the eye than 2 girls 1 cup? YES. Douche? Maybe no.

So how much does it cost and how painful is it to have every single folicle pulled out of your body and glued to your face? And can you tell where the hairs are from by smell? (scratches left cheek) "Hmmm....ball hair there..."(scratches right sideburn) "aaah, ass hair...."
 

heitatingly=hesitatingly

fingers do NOT wanna type about this thing.
 

That dude is wearing a suit appropriate for a 7 year upper middle class Argentine kid. There is zero support for your unit. Every time a hott walked by I would be poking out of the suit. There is no shame in this douche's game.
 

If there's anything "chap" or chapped in this picture it's ballbag's ass.
 

Supergrass was a great band. Too bad Gaz has let himself go...
 

could possibly fall into the not a douche category. i mean, any dude wearing those shorts can't, in any way, be interested in hot chicks.
 

DOH!
FUCK! -yet ANOTHER tatted-librarian-hott fantasy down the shitter!!!

Great Captain Nemo's Bilge Pump, DB1!!! -What the Hoary Old Blighty Fuck did I EVER do to you????

WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?

-urp, don't think I've ever laughed myself silly while powerheaving out the wreck of the HMS Ontario (through my nostrils, no doubt), so this will be a first.
if you gents'll just excuse me, I do feel chunks ascending...
 

-Hair: 80s Lesbian caught in summer breeze.
-Eyewear: Fantasy of playing "Bad Cop" in 70s porn.
-Facial Hair: Can he spell emancipation proclamation?
-Body: Junior High Swim Team
-Facial Expression: Disappointment that he can't get the striped shorts in a thong.
- Conclusion: The douche would prefer to be "tapped," so, have I got a play for you, Mrs. Lincoln!
 

She is pixie-ish librarian joy. He is some sort of emaciated hipster/Eurobag hybrid that makes my soul weep.

I must now kick a frightened Rhesus monkey through a flaming hoop.
 

If this is what the British have to offer, it really does explain why Americans rebelled in 1776.
 

bcs, heh heh Martin Van Buren...
 

Look at that tiny pecker! Holy shit!
 

He reminds me of a defeathered barn owl with that face and forehead heart-shaped trim...and those goggles...however, the striped and stringed nutsack is a real hoot.
 

Mary Jane was hooted and howled at when she showed off her new beanpole scarecrow to her local ladies garden club.

But Mary Jane just laughed and laughed. She knew he was a grower and not a show-er.
 

In her desire to trim all the fat off government spending, Sarah Palin also put her family on a diet....
 

The Civil War re-enactment group takes a much-needed hot July swim-break: Confederate Carmen Peel models her re-created bra like the one Scarlett O'Hara had made from hounds'tooth check upholstery, while Yankee re-enactor Jim Nozzle models the starving physique of a prisoner, down to the striped yard-wear and malnourished loss of body hair.
 

"The damned speedo lurched and slithered. Quiet and quick
My cold gorge rose; the long balls rolled; I knew I must think hard of boobies, or be sick....Do I forget you? Retchings twist and tie me,
Old meat, good meals, brown gobbets up I throw!!"

I lost 5 pounds looking at this. From self induced slaking. Repulsive.
 

'Tis hard, I tell ye,
To choose 'twixt heart and nausea, heart and belly.
 

Niagara Falls called and said to quit using their trademark name in a photo with a guy who hasn't got anything big to splash about.
 

Thanks a LOT DB1, I just bought a striped tent for my deck in those very colors. Now my husband wants chair cushion covers in black and white houndstooth!

Chappy poo on YOU!!!!!! ARGHHHHH!!!
 

DB1, this guy is a proto-douche, from a time when douchery was just getting started. When only face and head hair was a significant way to show you're a wad. When tattoos had not been sequestered from true low-life to serve as signal douchery.

When Speedos began to acquire more than swimming status, but had less to work with.

And before steroids experienced widespread use and abuse. Way before.

And way, way before, when douchebags were just a rubberiized accessory with a hose and nozzle and warm water and vinegar to clean the pussy.

Which might well be another name for this chap.
 

Martin Van Buren's junk was so epic that his abs actually sported a washboard, which sat in the galvanized washtub that served as his athletic cup.
 

Martin Van Buren used meat loaf as breath mint.
 

DOUCHE.

mutton chops? Really? And what the fuck is up with his hair?

glasses hott is OH so hot.

This guy's faace needs to immediately be attented to. In the form of a 2 x 4 being swung.
 

Martin Van Buren's sideburns were saquatch merkins.
 

Martin Van Buren?? Prepostorous!

That's Henrik Ibsen directing his new play 'The League of Douche.'
 

I second the mention above - what puts him over the top is the bowed drawstring - on the outside! Pedophiles Photoshop a cub scout's head on to his body and feed their dicks into a leaf mulcher. A year from now this choad will be making shemale vids in Rio.

The Hott? As I stare at her ta-tas, the checks start to move and flow, and I flash back to a time when I could afford to spend an entire day on the chemical-induced psychic roller coaster. With a Hott. Damn, those were the days.
 

how a normal human being can look so ridiculous.
 

Why not have our new president just send people like this to
http://www.lesmingle.com/ before we do business with them? That way, we'll know just how much they want to take advantage of us and maybe we can avoid these messes we keep getting ourselves into!
 

Poor girl. I bet he's quite the catch in Ohio or someplace equally irrelevant.
 

Very creative use of white-out and non-photo blue on the Speedo.
 

There's a good possibility that this is the lead singer from Creature Feature, which is my second favorite band after Zombina and The Skeletones. The sallow complexion and featureless torso are indeed the signs of a goth fan icon. But he's in the sun so that's confusing me.

If it is him, I feel compelled to use my baghunter noblesse oblige to give the underdeveloped tadpole a nottadouche pass.
 

wee littlejohn
 

definately eurodouche, she even has the red highlights in her hair.
 

damn, i did not know hugh jackman was so small?
 

props on the clean lenses douche and douchette.
 

some things you just can't unsee.
 

One thing I learned on vacation in Mexico ....

90% of women wearing 2 piece bikini's shouldn't and 100% of men shouldn't wear bikini's
 

at least i know my package is bigger than this guys..
score one for me.
and most other guys.
i hope =/
 

Looks like the weekly is all wrapped up.
 

Oh, lord. Thank heavens THIS wasn't included on the DVD outtakes from the X-men movie. Who knew there was a swimsuit portion of the auditions?
 

Clearly a 'mo, which exempts him from 'bagness.

How is this not the unanimous ruling?
 

Clearly a 'mo, which exempts him from 'bagness.

How is this not the unanimous ruling?
 

oh those silly english at the shore.... if you pan done he is sporting black socks (dark socks?) with his sandals



that & lesmingle is the demon spawn of Xenu & DJ Bellows asspit
 

I wonder what he spends more time on, shaving his scrawny body or sculpting his sideburns. I think he started with a beard, but his hand slipped while trimming his chinny-chin-chin and he had to remove that part and leave the sides. He forgot his comb, though.

On closer examination (oh, the things I endure for you, fellow readers), I think he combed part of it forward and he's actually got the highest forehead in douchebagdom.

She with the Forced Smile (SFS) should tickle him or something and if he tries to pitch a tent, that tight Speedo might bend it like a spring and then pole-vault him into a face-plant. With a bit of luck and karma, a camera might catch that, but hopefully miss the tickle.
 

You can tell both those idiots are liberals just by the way they look. I'm sure its off to Washington to suck off Al Gore next.
 

One word:

NOTTADOUCHE!!!

:)