give it to Crapser -- he was ROBBED!
 

either way, Fung/prompa should be disqualified due to lack of hotchick...
 

DQ him
 

It sure looks like Fung is one of the prompas. In that case, I would say give it to the runner up, Old Chap. That douchey banana hammock surely should be mocked again in the monthly.

I also vote for Crapser as an alternate. His doucheyness is eternal.
 

I'm with 'bag lanta: give it to Crapser!
 

Only the jury in the first OJ Simpson trial would fail to agree to the Fung/Prompa #1 evidence.

However, it's a win for Fung. With an asterisk. The people have spoken.
 

Good gravy DB1, you're right! Fung is Prompa...Prompa is Fung. This is too much for me to take. I need a large set of boobies rubbed in my face, stat!

Dr. Doucheberg

PS Fung should keep his weekly status. He obviously hasn't learned his lesson.
 

it's certainly the same person in the last linked picture. the others are a grey area. area 51.

seriously though, hand the Weekly to the rightful owner, Old Chap.
 

I don't care either way but please stop posting the pic of this asshat. It's crashing my feed reader.
 

I'll have to rescind my former vote. The Prompas should not get any more attention then they already have. Give it to Ol' Chap, even though it is encouraging his idiotic behavior. Because you know he's just one of those obnoxious, loud, attention-hogging wankers, but atleast he is not a Prompa.

I think this kind of turn over is a first in HCWDB history. It figures it would be becasue of a damn Prompa.

-Ponderonymous
 

Let the man compete. Just as Phil Collins left Genesis for solo success, and Tom Petty must part ways with the Heartbreakers every now and again, so must Fung leave the familiarity of his pack of douchescrotes in order to achieve the highest heights of wank.
 

old chap has my vote. indeed hot chick is severely lacking in fung. Without which HCwDB would just be like the circus circus, or as hunter thompson put it "where the whole god damn hep world would hang out if the nazi's had won the war"
 

give it to old chap.



but give this asshat a lifetime acheivement award in the 2008 Douchies.
 

i thought it might be him but i can't look long enough to decide. fung should've never had the chance to compete in the first place, unless you change this site's name to "unidentifiable chicks that could or could not be hot but just happened to be in the background with douchebags.com
 

He has the exact same head tilt and facial expression as the lefthand Prompa in the later Prompa shot you've posted. Clearly the same person.

DQ this Prompa. Don't get me wrong--the Prompas were the first thing I laughed out loud at when visiting this site--but he shouldn't get double recognition. Old Chap and Librarian hott must take their rightful place.

And yes, I'm with ol' dirty: stop posting this picture. It's not crashing my feed reader, it's crashing my brain.
 

To Old Chap, then, the Weekly.

And speaking of old faces reappearing, do check out the January 12 appearance of Blondie in your No More Whale Squirts post. ..that's her standing right next to Vitaly Crotchko here and now, even the same outfit!!!
 

Let the Prompa run. He should be given space to create his new ouevre, like George Michael after Wham; like some of those old kids after Newkids; like the crisco in an oreo cookie filling after the sugar is elided; like a fart after grilled marinated portobellos at your girlfriend's sister's, you know, the hot vegetarian who's just a bit too uptight to make it worth the effort not to fart in her car on the way to the bar they wanted to go to but you think sucks, but is just hot enough to make you try the sbd which you really should be able to pull off after all the practice, and the music's on so...here goes...
 

Totally 100% the same guy, especially after seeing the last pic. The light even shines on his stupid pointy hair the same way. And he still wears fake tan like smearing grease on his face, does he think he's fooling anyone? Anyway totally the same guy and give Old Chap the weekly.
 

I Say, Old Chap...

Fung is among the best...no doubt. But, I cannot say that the female in the back of the SUV is a hot chick.

Fung-Prompa/Prompa-Fung is in a category of his own. He transcends. But I ponder - Is the lack of requisite Hott in recent Fung-Prompa/Prompa-Fung pics evidence that he is attempting to 'bring it back to earth?'

I am not trying to defend him, but the orange is not nearly as orange...the hotts are not in as close proximity. Could he be starting to see the signs? Reform in progress...??? Not likely.

So I say...put him into a category of his own...away from the other kids, and give Old Chap the nod.
 

Rescind this faulty tomato frog ejaculate’s win and restore the rightful honor to Old Chap.
 

Prompa=Fung. Any way you slice it, he sucks balls.

Give it to Ol' Chap. His tied Speedo haunts my nightmares.
 

1. give it to Ol, Chap
2. it's really sad his style hasn't changed at all in 2 fucking years

army of douche-ness
 

DB1, any skinny male with a very hairy head and a very naked hairless body wearing shades and only a striped banana hammock on his ding-a-ling deserves a second chance for The Weekly and therefore The Monthly.
 

Putting a Hall Of Scroater in the weeklies is like putting Jenny McCarthy in a Miss Teen pageant - the competition is out gunned - and by out gunned I mean boobies.

Old Chap gets the nod and by nod I mean poo flung at him. With a trebuchet.
 

Nobody questioned the Yankees or the Bulls or the Patriots winning over and over. (OK, so maybe the Patriots deserve a "What the...?) I say Fung Prompa is simply playing at a whole new level and the rest of the scrotes will have to step up their douchness to compete.
 

Fuck all this talk about "DQ'ing Fung".. Good lord, time to apply some real logic to the situation here.

If anything FUNG should be enshrined even further. And by enshrined i mean diarrhea shat upon.

He has carried on his dripping Massengillian mannerisms into the post prom world and clearly blazed forth on his own outshining his prompa tampon brethren.

Further case in point:

Fung is performing SOLO here, where as before he was awarded status as being part of the used tampon consortium known as the PROMPAS.

Justin Timberlake can leave In-Sync and go on to shine brighter than ever before, yet we can't remove FUNG from his former clan and celebrate him to the diarrhea shat upon status that he deserves??

C'mon..See the light and give FUNG the HCWDBB solo career he deserves..
 

identical jesus bling and earrings. this has got to be the same guy.
 

Can these guys sing and dance and cakewalk?

Because we have 50% of a pretty good minstrel show here.

As far as the contest, I mean, we are not exactly talking Publisher's Clearinghouse, here.

I mean, were the contest bylaws written down anywhere?

Can HCWDB employees participate, for instance? Does a coupon have "Face Value" of .019873-cents?

This stuff should really all be spelled out before these youngsters alter their position, and buy a monthly membership to Malibu Spray-On Tan.
 

if he had a Hottie in the forefront of the picture, I'd let him contend. But this is like sending the pic of Donkey Douche in the background to the monthly.

Old Chap probably won't stand a chance in the monthly, so might as well give him his 15 minutes...
 

for those of you that have certain internet restrictions at work, below is a link to unidentifiable chicks that could or could not be hot but just happened to be in the background with douchebags.com

uctcocnbhbjhtbitbwdb.com
 

and also, if I see this pic again, I'm gonna have to go DFW myself
 

I don't care if its him or not. I say the crowd has voted and he has won. Seriously though, he's kind of like a new "man" - much less orange anyway.

Old Chap would be a worthy winner though.

OK, I don't know. Whatever. They both suck ass.
 

If we're to follow the logic that a douchebag going solo makes a stronger case for Weekly or Monthly, then why don't we just post a bunch of cocks to look at?

Why bother with hot chicks?
 

I think he's a burn victim
 

i say DQ him. we don't let gator or fish slap run in the weekly right?
 

omg this revelation does kinda change everything.
 

@dennis bagger

"tampon consortium"

I scalded my nose hairs with hot coffee over that one.

Quite the impasse here, Fung is most certainly a product of our deranged money hungry wanna-be somebody society. But I can't believe that this guy wakes up in the morning goes through an entire ritual, as though he were getting movie makeup applied, and looks at himself in the mirror and thinks that everybody wants him.

Please, go play with gasoline and matches, and dirty crack whores with syphilis.

I tire of this choad, let's let Old Chap have a go at it shall we?

Because this guy with his, striped speedos, aviators, Lemmy chops, and crazy faux hawk, scored such a librarian hott makes me want to give up dating, crawl into a corner in the fetal position with my thumb up my ass till I puke rainbows.

And because I want to stare at her tatas again.
 

I have reviewed the various arguments, good input there.

My thought is that "Fung" aka "Oompa Prompa" is an interesting specimen that bears further tracking and by that I mean it's a pity he's not being tracked by bears. So that we should have a 'Fung Report' from time to time seems fitting, as this douche-oneering scroteling skyrocketed to one of Douchedom's highest honors early on.

However, with respect to the current weekly, it seems clear that Fung would not be able to fulfill his duties in competition going forward, and if he were to matriculate into higher tiers it would sully the quest and by sully I mean fake bake.

SO, let the mantle fall on Old Chap, as he walks on toothpick legs hand-in-hand with his obviously high calibre librarian hottie ever forward onto a short, high, pier that gets narrower and narrower but, like, only on his side of the pier, pausing only to fall into some douche captained scroteboat and break his pelvis.

--VS
 

Fung is certainly Prompa #1, all growed up.

DQ him. If not for that, for lack of Hott.
 

sometimes I crap standing up
 

DQ the Fung!
 

FUNG should remain the winner.Just look at the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame.They have inducted both the Jackson Five and Michael Jackson. I say using the logic of a overlooked and unimportant foundation such as the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame would make sense.

And by using I mean boobies.
 

Fung/prompa deserves a lifetime achievement award at the 08 douchies. And by lifetime achievement award I mean a kick in the teeth, no question about it. The weekly should go to old chap by default.
 

Fung never should have won in the first place.

And upon further review, it's a Ferrari. But the metaphore still stands, Cam.
 

I don't think a hall of famer should be allowed to compete with these douches, no, but I don't think it should automatically be handed to Old Chap.

Yeah, he came in 2nd, but I think a lot of those votes for Fung could have gone to Mencken if this Prompa wasn't in the running.

I think there should be another vote, either between Old Chap and Mencken or with a third HCwDB in Fung's stead.

Or if that's too much work just give it to Old Chap.
 

@ dennis bagger

Is the extra "B" for BYOBB?
 

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Fung should retain his weekly and should compete for the monthly. Even if he is Prompa #1, his dialectic of douchitude transcends and trumps any notions of purported fairness that some feel needs to be interjected by DB1. This dingleberry made through the week, to win the weekly handidly, and no one realized who he really was. Allow him to shine like the turd he is. I too favored old chap and still do. But stripping a title after the fact is not right.
 

Fung should retain his weekly and should compete for the monthly. Even if he is Prompa #1, his dialectic of douchitude transcends and trumps any notions of purported fairness that some feel needs to be interjected by DB1. This dingleberry made through the week, to win the weekly handidly, and no one realized who he really was. Allow him to shine like the turd he is. I too favored old chap and still do. But stripping a title after the fact is not right.
 

There is also some douche overlap with Vitaly Crotchko; same preposterous hairstyle sans flaming orange complexion. That does not disqualify the latter.
The hott in the Fung photo got as close as was humanly possible without being utterly destroyed by his prevalent orangebag-ooze. Fung should maintain his status. We have to make exception for the lack of hott proximity in Fung's case. I don't make this decision lightly. My vote stayes with Fung.
He is an utter monstrosity.
 

I believe fung if proven to be the oompa would be your first TRUE Evolution of scrote, Evoscrote.
 

the question must be asked... is his taint orange?
 

I think HJBBAD would think there is a more important taint question to be asked.
 

give it to the 'chap. god damn, he looks like a douched-out version of Hyde, from "that 70's show".

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/1/2007/02/25/320x240/danny%20masterson.jpg

the fung has a hcwdb of the week title already. may 31,2007. i knew
he was that orange-atan asshole from the prom. thanks for posting that insanely creepy pic, anyway. it really made for great discussion and an interesting week.
 

Do these idiots even know how ridiculous they look?
 

Holy crap, it's him!
 

Old Chap forever.
 

Fung certainly does have the same head tilt as the guy in the other pics - maybe he has some neurological disorder caused by tan-in-a-can overdose. I voted for Mencken, but I'll accept Old Chap just to get it over with.
 

DQ Fung, Give the weekly honor to Old Chap and Librarian Hottie...
 

Old Chap all the way!
 

D.Q.'ed

Ive said it from the beginning (just not in comments thread) that he was a solo prompa, and socially fucked.

Give it to the uniqueness that is Old Chap. I think of sky-blue and white striped elephants when he comes to mind.

I dont know why.

But elephants with small trunks.
 

Fuck Fung.

Old Chap FTW!!!
 

Fung has gone solo? And is flying his choad machine all by himself now?

I assume the Prompa pod has burst and spread like the disease they are.

Ugh.

FUNG keeps his crown, can he go all-the-way?
 

Listen. This is vital. This site was built upon such legendary characters as Old No. 7, Fishslap (Fuck him, by the way), Joey Porsche, and of course, the Prompas. We all recognized Cro 'Bagnon the instant we saw that "Jersey Shore Summer" clip from weeks ago. Everybody is still debating on Fung being a Prompa (it is CLEARLY him, however). The voting went down, and Fung won handily. My point is, that he went mostly unrecognized during the voting, thus, he is a new entity.
-He is enshrined as a Prompa, but not as stand alone Fung, the new incarnation of scrotality.
-He has graduated from high school orange hued tomfoolery to collegiate levels of taintdom.
-He is without peer.
-Old Chap and Mencken still do not touch his levels of pooishness.
-My wife insists that neither 2 names, nor 2 entries as HCwDB of the week will ever truly be overdoing it in his case.
-The president is permitted 2 consecutive terms, a 4 year break and then can re-serve. Fompa (or Prung, or Frompa, or Prumpa, etc...) can't re-serve? How do you deny such consistency?
-Honey Bunches of Scrotes
 

I say do what NASCAR does when a driver wins a race but later his winning car has an illegal part on it-- they let him keep the win but take away his points.

Let Fung keep his trophy for the weekly, but DQ him for the monthly or yearly.

However, he should be given some sort of honorable mention at the end of the year. We are seeing first hand a douche leave the larva stage and go into the pupa stage.
 

This unrepentant douchebag clearly hasn't learned his lesson. So regardless of whether or not he's been douched before (and it seems pretty clear he was a Prompa).

Forget the fish slap, this douche needs a scrote slap preferably from one of his douche-tacular bros. And in particular for the lack of hottness in all his photos. Damn you New Jersey!
 

Clearly the same douche in a different hue.
Therefore, I say, DQ.
My vote still stands with Old Chap.
Fuck Fung ... and Fish Slap.
 

Fuck Fung, douchebag is not a strong enough word for him. It does appear that he is proompa, so give it to old chap and be sure to give Fung a good kick to the balls if you ever see him on the street.
 

This is a double DQ - no HC - and already enshrined, but I thank you for bringing this new photo to our attention and for our amusement.

So the weekly should indeed go to Old Chap. Herione Douchic is a grossly underrepresented category. It has finally found a champion worthy of a weekly title.
 

I say let Fung be on his own.

Quick question: Why is the taller Prompa always standing sideways? Does he not want to look fat?
 

I said it before and I'll say it again.....the Beatles are in the Rock Hall as a band, while their individual members are in as solo artists (or if not all are yet enshrined, then soon).

Same for the Prompas - their group douchebaggery knows no bounds, nor does their solo baggin'.

Yet, I won't rail against the majority vote - should DB1 wish to pull an executive decision and rescind Fung'a Weekly award, hey, they're his rules and it's his blog.
 

That should read "Fung's" but I don't really know that "Funga" is any less fitting somehow.
 

For the error:
you've got to
give it away...
give it away...
give it away now.

This should not have be missed.
DB1, I too share in this mistake.
But let's all slow down and pay attention.

Put him in a new category for "Lifetime Achievement"

/hamburger.
 

I still say Mencken, but given the circumstances that Old Chap was the runner up, then I say he gets the weekly while Fung should qualify for a douchie at the end of the year for his reappearance. It's funny that it actually came up though. I remember when the voting was going on that people were saying that it was one of the proompas, and when I looked I too saw it. It makes sense though, fungus thrives on decomposing organisms.

Fuck Fung! He listens to DJ Bello. Old Chap FTW, Fung for a Douchie.
 

Ok boys, time to bring the Big Guns.
 
- Fung shall remain the winner of the weekly.
- Fung shall go forward on his quest for the monthly.
- Fung shall move to crush all resistance because he is an UberDouche.
 
THE QUESTION OF THIS CASE:
Is Fung disqualified from being the Weekly Winner?

The opposition: (Chap Union Nut Type Set -or- CUNTS for short)

The CUNTS maintain that Fung is disqualified for the Weekly Winner because Fung is a member of the Oompa Prompa Gang. Fung may or may not be a wayward member of the Oompa Proompa Gang. There is convincing evidence to that fact, but even if valid, that fact does not disqualify him from the weekly.

His past association with others has zero bering on his eligibility to be winner of the Weekly. Only a group of CUNTS would think otherwise.

The next argument is that he is already in the HoS. Again, I repeat, If he is a Oompa, then he was a partner in the Oompa Prompa Gang. Fung broke out of the unholy pack and went solo. As a solo douche, eligible for the weekly.

I list the following statement made on the behalf of Fung by Johnny:

FUNG should remain the winner.Just look at the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame. They have inducted both the Jackson Five and Michael Jackson. I say using the logic of a overlooked and unimportant foundation such as the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame would make sense. 

And by using I mean boobies.

We have voted, Fung is the winner.
Fung is on his own now, solo, and ready for douchey activity.
Put down your swords and let us embrace peace, for there are so many bags, and so little time.

Thank You,
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein☠

p.s. Even the CUNTS admit that Fung has brought us an interesting week. Massive laughs were had by everyone. Let’s move on.

Oh yea, Fuck Fish Slap!
 

I say our body replaces its atoms every 7 years.

A zebra, once separated from the herd is not the herd.

The Fung, left to its on Fungian devices for long enough, becomes its own Archetype.

--
And I close with:"Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people. " -Carl G. Fung
 

Okay, I have had more time to think about this.

The central question is... Can a member of the hall of scrote be allowed to compete in the weekly/monthly/yearly douchie awards?

This issue has already been decided. BRA!

BRA was placed into the HOS before his monthly vote. Yet he was allowed to compete for the monthly, and the upcoming yearly. Since Bra has been allowed to compete, Fung should also be allowed to compete. Just because he is in the HOS as part of the Prompas, he should not be DQ'd from competing as a solo douchebag.

So I guess I will have to rescind my earlier statement of support for Old Chap, and say that Fung should be allowed to retain his weekly title.

However, Old Chap should still be mocked for that speedo and those sideburns.
 

Fung is a douche icon and should be celebrated as one... and by celebrated I mean berated...
 

@ Adolf Skroatler

Way to take ownership here! I move that Adolf be inducted into the HoS!
 

Fung is Prompa. Give him a '08 Douchie for Best Comeback or Most Improved Douchebag and make things right with the weekly.
 

Thanks Massengill.

Luv ya too.

-Adolf
 

Yup, give it to the Chap. He's certainly worthy, and by worthy I mean pale, pasty, under-ripe poo.
 

I say let him compete! He has broken free of the younger, nurturing douche-cocoon he wrapped himself in with his awkward, equally orange pal.

Let's see him compete as the Monarch Butterdouche. It could be like players who make the hall of fame as managers too. A true master of his douche trade. And by master I mean skidmark on my sweaty boxers.
 

Fung has a facebook page, and in that picture, IF he is one of the OompaPrompas, he's lost a shitload of weight. But then, bath tub crank will do that.

I don't know if he is Prompa 1. He's from Brooklyn and going to graduate from Fordham in 2011, so he would have to have enrolled September 2007. IF his senior prom was in May 2007, then, yes, he would graduate University in 2011.

Looking at the second Prompa shot does make it seem it's the same guy...

what does this do to the douchierarchy?

My opinion: it elevates Fung into the stratosphere of scrote. I would do the following: I would give the weekly to one of the others, and then give Fung his own entry in the HoS and a special award at the douchies - it's no simple feat to not only CRUSH a weekly with a meagre/invisible hott, but to also have maintained that level of shitheadedness since HIGH SCHOOL - stunning. Simply Stunning.

Fung is now right up there with Gator, Fish Slap, and Bra. Indeed - every foursome needs a smaller skinnier side-kick type, and that's Fung. He's the donkey to Fish Slap's Shrek. He is Sancho Panza to Gator's don Quixote. He is Beavis to Bra's Butthead.

He's a fucking idiot is what he is, and deserves whatever public humiliation is coming to him, for being such a vacuous odious dumb ass.
 

Fung makes me want to scalp myself. Therefore he should remain the winner.

If Old Chap was up against lesser competition he'd probably deserve the weekly. But he was up against the one and only Fung. God I hate that piece of shit.


Fuck Fish Slap!
 

Fung is Prompa. The runner up must take on the responsibilities of the crown.
 

-
-

Bag Hunters, when was the last time a single Douche caused soooooo much controversy?

This pile of poo is what gets the hunters fired up and looking at the site for the latest comments.

DB1 knows what he's doing. The traffic must be epic since posting the Fung!

He is the single abomination of life that we ALL hate!

Have fun.

-Adolf
 

DB1,

I believe your methods are flawed. We should not be disqualifying scrotes from winning awards if their previous award was won more than 180 days ago (just like most radio give-a-ways). If Fung has the change to dominate the '08 Douchies (which he will), we shouldn't strip him of his chances just because he's already won a few past awards. Please consider this for it is necessary for our survival (or something like that).
 

Bravo @ Steve Zodiak, nice...

Glad to finally see the tide turning in Fungs favor.. and yes by favor i mean a diarrhea shat upon used tampon..
 

Seeing his grotesque face makes me want to fire up my 6" heavy-duty Dewalt Disc Grinder and carborundum his fucking eyebrows. It that wrong?

Ol' Chap it is.
 

I say give it to CRAPSTER. Mamacita Hott was robbed of her justice.
 

@ turd ferguson:

you are absolutely right. fung is simply embarking on his post-prompa solo career and therefore deserves double recognition. The phil collins/genesis analogy nails it. This talk of retroactive disqualification is bullshit.

It speaks highly of this assclown's talent that he could claim not one but two prestigious titles on pure douchepower alone. He was able to blow away the voters TWICE without even a hint of hott equilibrium

Hats off to you fung/ prompa, by which i mean vomit oozing out of my eyeballs
 

The connotation of this website’s mission statement is that of simultaneous erection (hot chicks) and a flaccid turtle’s penis crawling back into its shell (douchebags). Obviously, some people around here gain massive erections from looking at Fung’s picture.

I do not.

I do gain full and complete arousal with librarian hott. Yet my turtle shell is filled to its flaccid capacity at the sight of Old Chap’s sunken chest. Thus, the purpose of my original vote.
 

prompa or no, fung is majestic. and when i say majestic i mean i just killed a hooker.

-haberdouchery
 

do my eyes decieve me, or does this douche tweeze his eyebrows???? nothing wrong with mowing the gap to keep them as two, but this is hi octane douche man-scaping!
 

There is something to be said for the fact the Prompa has lived up to his reputation. Go back and re-read the entry from when he first won the weekly. DB1 quoted choadasaurus rex predicting a bright future for this DB - read c-rex's prophetic words:

WTF IS THAT?!?! This teen 'Bag is definitely pushing the douchebag envelope. If he continues on this path his future here is bright... it will be interesting to follow his progression from prepubescent uberbagosity into a full blown scrote commando. Orange face, pink tux, gray spiked hair... and this is his prom gear. Imagine what his club 'Bag attire would look like? I can't even imagine... he is definitely shooting for the stars of douchedum. Watchout world... this new up and comer promises endless 'Bag material.
 

Old Chap gets it! Prompa already won. Don't try and justify him anymore!
 

I'm sorry, I still have hard time believing these freakish dudes actually exist on our planet. They seem somehow otherworldly. Assuming they actually are carbon-based life forms spawned somewhere in the US of A, it would be interesting to interview them about who their style influences are...I mean, how does one get to be so...so... Icky. Just plain icky. Icky on all counts.
 

The earing on Oompa and Fung are one and the same... Unless there are two douches with the same peice of crap accessorising the right side of their head (not so hard to believe, actually), Oompa IS Fung.
This said, Fung should be disqualified, and chappy should win by default. It's too late to make a fuss about it... it's like when all the American sprinters get caught cheating and get stripped of their medals, but whoever takes 2nd place, gets the gold even though nobody knows who they were or cares anymore.

I actually thought Chappy should have got the win anyway. Seriously, wearing shorts that tiny, with junk that tiny almost disqualifies you from duochetude, and leaves the viewer thinking this is just a picture of a special-ed volunteering, bookish hottie working with 'tards at some retard summer camp. Yet, I've never seen a 'tard that can grow enough facial and shave it in such a manner as to look like such a douche... so the shitty beard is proof of douche, not retardation.

My suspicion is that Prompa has been in the dumps. He feels like the bast days of his life are over, and the world has moved on to making a big fuss about other douchebags. In some sort of desparate he got himself all douched up, and hit the streets, looking inside of other douchebags' SUVs untill he found one with a random hotts in the back, and nobody in the passenger seat yet. He walked up the street to the street light and waited... just his luck, the SUV has to stop! He runs to the SUV, opens the passenger door, takes a guick snapshot of himself with a hotts (in the backgroung, almost cut out of the scene by the orange-glow aura surrounding oompa, gets smacked in the face with a Robert Miles cd by the driver, and splits! Fir the cost of a cut lip, Oompa has found himself back in the big leauges!
 

I'm all for Fung going into the hall of scrote, again, but I still argue that the hott is both questionable in that she actually is, and that she is actually with him. I guess it's not that big of a deal if he's already been submitted. I mean, who says there can't be a douche dynasty?

Still, I got to say, Old Chap FTW because the website is called hot chicks with douche bags, not douche bags and the occasional female that removes some of the eyesore from the picture. Give him a douche time achievement award, or douchie for best male actor as an actual human being, or most worthy of disembowelment. But no weekly.
 

Fung is laughing at you guys for comparing him to the first Prompa...yes he formally did belong in the douchie couple. What is now apparent is that he has evolved, he is no longer a poopy orange colored porcupine... he is the resurrection and manifestation of a new being of douche...he is purple...he is the pheonix which has risen from the ashes of scrotum...he is FUNG


The Honor of being douchebag of the week is something that Fung truely deserves.
 

haha in the pic of the prompas in the "club" the grease mark on the shorter prompas face looks like a sperm whale...or maybe it is just sperm...period.
 

@Nathan

F#ck!ng hilarious. LMFAO!
-Adolf
 

its a Prompa, Old Chap wins!
Ol'Bag
 

To verify Fung's identity, we need a DNA specimen to match against a DNA specimen of Prompa.

I volunteer to extract each sample with my freshly-sharpend 12 pound splitting maul.
 

That's not necessary. Just "this later prompa shot" up against the Fung-photo. It's the same douche...same stupid plucked eyebrows, same chin disgusting chin pubes, same thoroughfare shaved over the ears, plus the douchie orange luster. Fung and Prompa are one and the same. I concede.

Oh, yes...I almost forgot...Fuck Fishslap.
 

No question about it. After doing some bag hunting I once found a blog that actually made fun of this tool, and I can say it's definitely the same guy.
 

It's... the... same... scroteyfuckingdouche!

This is the breakthrough we've all been waiting for in quantum douchics... finally, the Grand Unification of Douche!

Turns out the universe is composed of 11 stringlike dimensions and 8 of them are extremely greasy and rank.
 

I agree, he is Prompa poo. ISOC is not such high quality, but let him have his cheap victory.
 

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i pee on myself in the shower too...

...props to Mr. White!
 

We may need a Presidential debate to solve the FeeFiFoFung vs.OldChap issue, perhaps in Oxford, MI friday evening?

Clearly, we are not of one accord here.
 

In junior high, I once sat on a 'twisted staples barb' and got a boner...



... does that make me gay?
 

crucial

...no, but it might have given you a bad case of retro-grade ejaculation, say back to 8th, 7th, if you suffered a 9 inch inning.
 

MY first impression is that yes, FUNG/Prompa absolutely deserves the highest accolade that HCwDB could adorn him with.

But let's reflect: the premise of this website is our collective outrage that women so insanely hot could tolerate standing next to complete douchebags. Clearly, FUNG needs to upgrade his game (as well as his eyebrow plucking skeelz) in order to get a hott to pose for a photograph with him.

Give it to anyone else...he's still a douchebag...just not a HCwDB douchebag.
 

Perhaps we should keep looking until a photo is found which has this walking bloody stool next to the hott rather than her sitting in the backseat of a limo holding her breath to avoid the foul stench of ripe feces.
 

He may be one of the legendary Prompas, but even so, I think that he should be allowed to compete with the regular douchies. Just this once.

After all, it's your fault DB1 - you failed to identify him in time. I mean, he already won...it would break his heart if you took this prize away from him now.
 

Omigod, only now did I spot the douchey eyebrows.... Like a male version of Cleopatra.
 

impeach!!!
 

John McCain is suspending his campaign in order to have this wrong righted - DQ Fung and give it to Old Chap!
 

I still think is name should be Fung. That is one of the funniest names ever. You would think he would grow out of that. Anways, my vote goes to Mencken. That guy is ultra douche, with the ultra Bleeths.
 

much like a man who dies his hair too much to only have it fall out, Fung has over oranged himself only to have his face turn a puke brown color for like, the poor bastard. On second hand, fuck fung.
 

FUNG should be with Mencken's hotts
their spawn would be sterile imbeciles
thus ending the douchebag race
 

gah! fung = prompa! these two axes of tanning bed evil are one and the same. He is truly a black hole of scrote and deserves to be doubly rewarded (ie mocked) for flying under the radar for so long
 

Fung has apparently already had his chance to appear hottless on this site.

Old Chap. Old Chap. Old Chap.
 

SO HELP ME I WILL STRAP ON MY SIZE 13 AND SPEED KICK YOU ALL IN YOUR SLOBBERING VAGINAS, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.

Old Chap and Fung should both proceed to the monthly, for a 5-way leap-year style battle-royale. Let the People decide.

And by "People" I am referring to my testosterone-lactating left and right man-nipples, named Dirk Tungsten and Blake Carbide, respectively.
 

This is flawed logic, if the Prompa is eliminated, and I believe that he should NOT be, a new vote is in order because Mencken would have killed Old Chap in a run-off.
 

Excuse me --- Old Chap is not a douche, he's just silly...
 

Seriously??? How could anyone of sound mind think that look is cool?
 

the dried up gel is a buffer-zone between stupid blowout and agent orange
 

No contest. Fung. He's douchetacular. He's an obscene scrotal abhorrence that laughs in the face of human evolution. This is devolution at it's finest.

Oh, there are others that rival Fung's douchbaggery -- Gator comes to mind -- but for sheer in-your-face nardical amusement, Fung is a major deity among douches.
 

It is amazing how skin tone can make a person unrecognizable. Anyhow as neither a hot chick or douchebag, but a lesbian... I wonder if going to the dyke bar could yield douchebag results. EXPERIMENT!
 

FUNG MUST STAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

This entire thread shows exactly why you guys ended up with Dubya for eight years. You couldn't hold an election if you were on Viagala.
 

You look silly ya QUEER! DIE!