Is it just me, or does the guy on the left give a whole new meaning to the phrase:

"Fucking piece of shit bastard"

?
 

Kissy lips seems to be the horrible offspring of Dance Fever and Jimmy the Hand. How and why are questions I would much rather not deal with.
 

After being released from the penitentiary it didn't take long for Manny to go back to slangin' bread crumbs, pimpin', and being the biggest douchebag on the block. Literally.
 

Due to his urinary incontinence, Raúl had to keep a towel tucked into his jorts at all times.
 

The hair on the back of Pablo’s neck stood erect as Lupe withdrew her finger from his rectum and offered Ignacio some dip for his cracker.
 

Hey funcking mandana, the early 2000's called. The Backdoor Boys want their facial hair stylings back!
 

The vagina-like lips of the guy in white will turn on even the most heterosexual douches...
 

The multilayered doucheness of douche-crip on the left is downright scary. Douche tat? Check. Crip rag? check. giant ring? check. pointy burns? check. extra long chain? check. quarterback towel? check. fake ear bling? check. oversized watch? check. quiche? check.
 

Too late. Even she's throwing out kissy lips.
 

C.Head:

"Lupe withdrew her finger from his rectum" ?

Seems that many of us are still fired up from the dirty haiku pic.

As long as no one comes by office hours to disturb my "work", today is certainly a good day for HCwDB.
 

Is that Barack DoucheBama on the right?
 

Isn't that Brothabag Leon over there on the left? The crappy facial hair changes but the douche remains the same.
 

The Garcia brothers get together to celebrate their little brother Angel's successful sex-change operation. Too bad Angel is still a douchebag!!
 

Jewish star blue mandanna? Really? Also I think it's rather impolite to go shirtless at a funeral. Though the deceased did request to be displayed in his favorite puckered pose.

Maria's display of flexibility wins her my tin cup award.
 

Has it come to this? Snorting cream cheese bagels?

It's curtains for them. Curtains, see? Myeah...
 

Orel -

I "work" from home on most Fridays. Glad my bathroom has a lock. I'll be busy in there with my pencil and my pure thoughts for a while.

Brb.
 

I am not happy. The two kissy face bitches in the middle are bookended by a gay exotic dancer and , uh, another gay exotic dancer.

Not my cup of tea.

Fuck Fish Slap
Fuck DJ Bello
 

i fucking hate Menudo
 

nice call on Brothabag Leon. i think you're right. that's him. good to see he's doing well.


those are Plinky's mom's panties hanging in the background.
 

oh, and fuck DJ Bello.
 

You got cheesecake on my bling!

You got bling in my cheesecake!

Douche.
 

Looks to me like these guys got their muscles at the prison yard weight pile. !Marielitos Unite!
 

cutting your coke with egg yolks is SO 1981!
 

i know these guys, they went to my high school! hahaha
 

@ M.C. Confrontation-
quiche? check.

hilarious.

wasn't mandana douche the guy who talks about getting his shit pushed in in Training Day.

I thought he was a douche then.
 

Yeah.

mother FUCK DJ Bello
 

At 3am after their lovely wedding reception, rico felt the time was right to introduce his new bride to his "alternative" lifestyle.

-haberdouchery

FFS!
FUCK DJB!
 

Someone should tell mandanna that his bling is in his food.

On a different note:
Have any of you ever been to a party where it's acceptable to just remove your shirt, tuck it into your white belt, and run around shirtless? I for one have been to my fair share of parties. Men running around shirtless is usually my cue that the Village People will soon take center stage and it's time to go.

I guess we should start with the question - Have any of you been to a party with a bunch of dudes in white belts? Again - the cue that this is not the party I'm looking for and it's time to go.

I have no faith in the future of this once great nation.

*sigh*
 

You may be gone, but not forgotten.

Fuck Fish Slap
Fuck DJ Bello
Fuck Miami Mice
 

you should start posting the address you get the emails from when someone wants a pic taken down.

also, is this guy so aware of his douchery that he trawls the site daily for his own picture?
 

Fucking FUEGGO piece of shit. Now you know why Puerto Rico will never be a state! It half looked like a porn recruitment web site. ( That part I liked) Take it like a man douche bag. You made a choice to dress like that and point your bag finger at me while I was having lunch. Now the dog gets PB&J and BudLime for lunch again. You make me sick pussy!
 

Carlos 'n' Charlie
Are very very very
very lucky boys
 

Dammit, wrong thread. I appear to have gone blind. Can't imagine why
 

Why is the pic deleted i wanted to see what everyone is talking about.