I'd gladly lick all the mint jelly off of Patsy's lamb leg.....

After kicking Pooper's ass, of course.
 

Now THIS shoulda been a 'Caption This.'

Too bad I have needy drafts person's seeking my advise.

Brb.
 

This is a pure Dbag only sighting. The pasty on the left looks like she is about to squeeze out a tasty lamb nugget and the even pastier one looks like she just gave birth or shat out the poor excuse for a man. The velvet hot pants are a nice touch, Pooper.
 

Where da white womens at?

I mean...where are the hotts located?
 

Dude Bro, I give you good price. No I am no tire kicker. Yea Yea
 

There is even bags in the back.

What is this, a hotel for scroats?

- Adolf
 

Poop poop poop poo pa poop

Is that an armband or a tattoo. Whatever, this pic is as douchealicious as they come.

Remember that South Park Episode with Bono "Alo Alo" "I raised the poop to a man"
 

I agree with Crucial; what an epic "Caption This" it coulda been:

"Tonya acted as mid-wife as Tina gave birth to the world's first fully-grown baby douche. Reverse cowboy style, no less."
 

Cover art for "Spine-Humpers Volume 8: Spine-Shank my Kielbasa Garage"
 

It's the hot new rock group "Velvet Revulva"
 

Looks like tented bag wearing blue velvet to the left.

He is The Unholy Grenade of Antioch.
Then did he raise on high the Unholy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Unholy Lip Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Unholy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Seated upon Janis Joplin and cuddling a glow worm, bleached, chubby Nott.

A pile of ick is what we have here.
 

So this is what Jay Chandrasekhar is doing after Super Troopers.

Who knew?
 

Tonya jammed her thumb in Tina's butt as Jerry plugged her urethra with his spine-bumps. One way or another she was going to win the incontinence world record.
 

His. Shades. Match. His. Pants.

And she's giving him moist frog-kisses on his lower lumbar.
 

Mr. White: "Here, babe, put this next to the other urine sample on the floor."
 

Nurse Phyllis and the attending doctors at the Rehab triage center were caught woefully unprepared for Regina’s expulsion of douche placenta.
 

Thwwuunk! And just like that, scientist Pablo Hunee proved once and for all that distilling Miller Light in a woman’s vagina creates a vacuum.
 

Anastasia shows off Dr. Milton's first successful vaginoplasty surgery.
 

I bet he smells.
 

Martha found it difficult to conceal her pendulous labia while tanning her inner thighs.
 

Alannah Myles is thankful she came up with "Black Velvet" for her one hit's song title.

"'Red Velvet' is just too douchey," she said in a statement from her home.
 

Anonymous @ 2:43


Hah, you captured it perfectly.
 

I could have gone my whole life without looking at this douche's armpit.
 

Ewwwwww!
I have this uncontrollable urge to throw a bucket of cold tetracycline on the lot of them.
 

Halim brings you the only bling that is not only oversized and unsightly, but also gives you reward points on purchases over twenty dollars.
 

Dr. Patti Kensit thought it would only be proper that her uber bleeth patient, Anastasia, give birth to her presumably douched out offspring at a fitting place...a pool party in Seaside Heights.
 

_
Pooper McGee enjoyed the Buy Here / Pay Here Used Car Convention at the Beautiful New Jersey Bayfront Hotel, "DoucheLounge"
-
Adolf
 

"pendulous labia"

nice one crucial head. that made me produce sharticles from my nether regions.

call me crazy, but isn't blondie there making the classic lean-to-my-left-and-fart face? with the tongue even. ppppffffftthh. i can hear it now. and smell it later.


and it smells like Grey Goose, tonic, and microwavable burritos.
 

db1 is on fire today. Those legs are so scrumptious I would shave (and then have to eat- that's just how that disgusting psycho rolls) michael flatley's foot calluses for the chance to recycle her moisturizer bottle.
 

As shirtless douchbags go, he's got some really strong points, minimalist yet douchetastically balanced.

Velour pants, poolside. Casino card and scrotebling, idiotic wristwear, pink framed doucheshades.

Good stuff. And by 'good' I mean slimily douchebaglionic.

--VS
 

This Armenian sanitary pad looks like he'd be the owner of a furniture store in Philadelphia. But, he's not really that baggy. He's just a drunk wanna-be rocker with moderate hotts. He'll be lost in the shuffle this week, especially with what we've already seen today.
 

This is the first ever Siamese Douche-Hott sighting.
 

I will supress the memory of viewing this picture, much like the suppression of other awkard recollections. I probably was touched innapropriately, likely by a douchebag. This pic makes my skin crawl.

Princess
 

after the ambush on Mars, Cuato now lives in a strippers vagina
 

Holly disguises her world record labia by draping it in red velour & topping with a wig
 

The hoisted glass says, "Hey, join us for a drink!"

The velvet pants, skeevy hair/face, and slumped posture of all says,"Anyone with an Uzi can leave a delicious mess of gnarled and bloodied bodies!"
 

Maybe a low-level Russian Mafia pimp with two of his low-level Ukranian sex slave/girls taking time off from the Jersey strip club.
 

I gotta call not a hott here....Certainly no Patsy Kinset (in her day).
 

Classic!

That is all.
 

OMIGOD.
 

hall.

of.

poop.
 

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db1 well said... no doubt pooper is pointing at another succulent lamb whom he no doubt has indeed laid plans for future penetration. that being said, should the lamb in question find herself close enough to smell the poopers pits, all the while regarding his douchasterous choice of velvet attire, she will no doubt run screaming rape.

-tsnd
 

One truly needs a gigantic pooper-scooper to collect the loadda shit in this photo.
 

Velvet pants... sweet mandibles of the holy prey mantis I can smell the filth coming off this guy from here. Hotts not really but there is two of them so the velvet must be working for the choad!
 

lesmingle at 9:49:

I think you have the wrong d'board (heh, heh) to spam.

I'm not interested in your "hot long time vids and pics." Well maybe I am...well if they're real-life lesbians not so much.

I prefer the gay for pay girls I can find on the adulty sites.
 

lesmingle,

As a 46 year old lesbian-trapped-in-a-man's body, I find your site offensive and descriminatory because you limit participants to only females under 45 years of age.
Take your hate and intolerance somewhere more appropriate, like a Klan meeting.
 

At first glance that sparkly little lower lip stud on Pooper resembles a singleton buck tooth.

Or the tiny beak of a finch.

A pecker.
 

And I don't particularly appreciate the blue and white stripes reminding me of Old Chap's banana-sling, either.
 

Still hazed-out in a concoction of benadryl and guaifenesin, mine eyes hath seen the misery of what first appeared to be a male with his naked legs drawn very high, and half-covered with a burgundy blankie. Enlarging the picture drew only a further gasp as I saw his urpy face. Lamb chop to the left, flank steak to the right, he's stuck in the middle with POO.
I reiterate: OMIGOD.
 

@ crucial

"Martha found it difficult to conceal her pendulous labia while tanning her inner thighs."

worth repeating... ahah. yeah cant top that... pendulous labia.
 

@ archedouchis at 5:26 pm:

genius. pure genius.
 

Elvis? That you boy?
 

How do guys like THAT get girls like that! And I'm a chick! He's GROSS! Nasty! Yuck! :X
 

I know him personally he is a huge douchus maximus. Also because of this shot he goes by Wednesday, due to the fact that on this fine Sunday afternoon he had been up since Wednesday.