I think frosted flakes on the right there is actually... Vrosk Borgash, alien bounty hunter from Zortakk-9, here to hunt the douche and collect their forehead grease to power his interplanetary starship. He wears a cardboard cutout of a douche-face cut from the back of an extraterrestrial cereal box.
 

Left..sorry I mean left. Guess I got so caught in the moment i forgot to look at the letters written on my hands.
 

I could see how this site might be an effective aversion technique--like the gory highway patrol accident films they showed us in driver's ed in the Seventies.

In case any sartorially challenged youngster is reading this, Esquire magazine and John T. Molloy's Dress for Success would be the antidotal, POSITIVE examples.
 

Cool looks like Scott Peterson and his cellie had a vistor...
 

I think this picture is photoshopped. But, hey, sometimes I think my dog is photoshopped.
 

Choad the Wet Sprocket... sweet moniker.
 

Douche1: Hair so blonde it is green, and the forehead.. acres of real estate.

We move on the to quasi hott in the middle of the douche sandwich.. Yes she is hot, but not magma hott, just hott 1/2 to 1/3 depending on alcohol levels..

To the right is Douche #2 notice the lip curl, the plucked eyebrows and plucky hair dyed to a point in the front. Yes folks douche on the right is pure douchebag material down to the deodorant caked on inside of his shirt.

Douche_on_left is mere a psuedo douche, more misaligned geek than true douch, however for wasting what is apparantly a large brain in the overtly large forehead he too qualifies as a douchebag..

Hott call me... anytime.
 

Hello prepubescent 13 yr old Billy Idol...



Hello hot who wears loop earings...



Hello I dont have much to make fun of too much except for frosted tip of spikey hair...
 

This Hott has a stunningly beautiful face, real magazine-cover quality. Right douche has a look that suggests "mentally challenged". Left douche's perfectly shaped eyebrows scream Drag Queen entertainer at the Ramrod Room.
 

Ah, douche on the left is a future Velveeta Douche candidate for sure. Or, an Estonian female decathalete.

As for smarmy on the right, there is always something delightfully proto-douche about the little gelled and lightened twinklepeak right at the hairline: "when I grow up, I'm gonna be a fauxhawk". Awww.

That this hottie should slide into bleethdom....

we slog on.

--VS
 

(L to R): Wheatstalks' protegé, super-ultra cute hott, and fratdouche.

In case anyone was wondering.
 

You really shouldn't post so much on this site Don't Wheeze.

It's best left to brilliant Anon commentary. (not all of you Anon's, mind you, but there are many).

Heh heh heh.
 

@crucial -

No doubt. I'd much rather see those anons just rip what everyone else is posting rather that try to submit what they consider "humorous."

Ah well, I'm just glad I belong now. You don't really belong unless you have a stalker, though I get the feeling that one's the anon who's been tailing you here. I guess he/she wants fresh meat.
 

This is truly disturbing. It's worse than seeing a tricked-out monster truck being driven through the Parthenon. It's something that should make any civilized man openly weep.
 

Funny anecdote "Choad the Wet Sprocket". Get a new nick name. My commentary is weeks ahead of yours.
 

I recognize the guy on the left; he's the elf that wanted to be a dentist. Now he goes by "Billy Midol".
 

I don't see any douche bags here, I must be in Greece.
 

i know the douche on the right with the frosted faux hawk. his name is david christensen and i went to high school with him. this is the first time i have been on this web site only because i saw and read most of the book today in B&N. coincidence does not to begin to describe the meaning of these events as they unfolded before me.
 

Because of guys like choad and sites like hcwdb I have hope for our future youth. Perhaps through reverse-tolerance training we can one day minimize the number aspiring teenagers with what looks like a magnum size mark of the bag and pricks with blonde highlights and mouths that make them look like old men with no teeth. Indeed the time will come where our children will have a healthy sex drive and fond childhood memories of the 80's looking hoop earing wearing chick.
 

adolescent scrote get a pass as, well they're adolescent & ignorant ... hopefully, like their acne, they outgrow it
 

I wonder if the kid on the left can like eat food and stuff or if it'll make him short-circuit and wriggle around on the ground and then have to get his insides vacuumed out by one of those tiny keyboard vacuums.

Other kid- major bag-in-training.

Chick- I'd be on that like Kevin Spacey after working out in the basement naked. Yes, I would.
 

FINALLY! I KNEW that the protagonist from every Final Fantasy game was actually a living, breathing douche.
 

The one on the left looks like one of the Swedish protosouches we had her a few months back.
 

The one on the left looks like Siegfried and Roy had a kid.
 

I never thought I'd see albino Frylock. Although the real Frylock has less grease content.

It appears hott is a cardboard cutout. That's the only explanation why our choadly young things can get this close without her calling security.
 

Gaggin' Ball Z... looks like he went Super Gayen crossed with the all mighty Zabka...
 

dude(?) on left - the casting call for elf #4 in the next narnia film is down the hall.

chick in mid - casting couch right this way.

dude on right - poster child for chromosome dmg, gratz.
 

Weekly, oh goodness. The things I would do to that hott.
 

"My wife gave me the business, but I rallied..."

That's a great line.
 

I would walk barefoot through a fresh lava flow, scrape the dead skin off the bottoms of my feet with a paring knife, then clean my wounds in a vat of liquid chlorine just to...

oh forget it
 

Wow the blue albino really brings out the color of her blouse - now get the fuck out.

As I sip my morning coffee I catch up on yesterday's news. This brunette with her flowing curls, subtle grin and lovely blue blouse send my coffee to all the right places in my body. Speaking of right places, she's like a good cup of coffee...love those brown eye's.

So, left to right

Future Tranny
Hott
Douchebag

DJ
 

Johnny, I know you're only six, but it's time you know what a gay elf looks like.

She's probably not legal, but I'd help this hott with her geometry homework every night. I don't care what the restraining order says.
 

I really think this picture is fake. It looks like her right should disappears into faux hawk's chest. Also, I think that is her own hand in her hair and that seems impossible with Stalks Jr. right there.
 

I, too, show this site to my 17 year old son. I am proud to say he is a Jr. 'Bag Hunter. We were at the movies this weekend seeing Death Race, and he pointed out 4 different HCwDB combos. I shed a tear of joy!

I also wept for humanity.
 

not to change topic but the alleged douchebag on the left I believe is simply gay and over tanned and bleached. In fact he looks a lot like an old gay supervisor of mine.
 

Smirky McWoodpecker holds the camera tight, using all three of his brain cells, while his sidekick works it with that upside down albino carrot look women love. Pamela the lab technician hott, quietly pees on his foot to see if it will turn white.
 

Chowda So Good You'll Lick Our Bowls

good moniker, but just shy of douchie greatness to the nth.

You cudda had -

Chowda So Great You'll Lick Our Bowels.

Vowels r important.
 

wow ... i think i recognize blue-eyed douche as the youngest member ever of THCFMNCC


(The Hair Club For Men - Newport Ca Chapter)

sad, but true
 

Dear all of the above..this pic is very real.. check it out

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5941044
 

I'm going to have nightmares about that Albino leprachaun type dude on the left. Seriously. Nightmares.
 

Was DoucheMaxHeadroom electricuted by his Scrote partner-in-crime so that he can be the one true douche in this lovely maiden's heart?
 

Look out guys, this one's gone super sayain!