He's addicted to Crest White Strips.

Richie's going nowhere with Kimmy and Kelly, even after buying them dinner because I have already Peter Northed them earlier today.

SPLASH!

They scrub up nicely.
 

Well, at least he didn't pop his collar...
 

That douche is looking mighty waxy - is he wearing make-up?

Those two hotts look like they know each other intimately and the thought of that is making my pants tingle.
 

The girls are leaning more into each other than they are Richie. I'm calling gay friend on this one. A big, gay, douchey friend.
 

Who's Susan?
 

Peter Northed! Nice one, vin.

Wouldn't ya like to see this guy get smashed in his overly-white teeth with a crowbar?

Now, Kimmy and Kelly's white teeth would look good wrapped around Little Head.
 

@anon 9:20

I agree with your assessment. Kimmy's coy smile with head tilt toward Kelly says, "I want to dominate Kelly tonight. Will you be my surrogate penis?"

I will Kimmy. I will.
 

Guess who brought the butt plug?
 

It's hard to ruin vindaloo. This douchebag still manages to do it.
 

looks like a Boca Raton bag- some sort of Floridian virus.

I would tap Kimmy's tap water.

Are rednecks douchebags? I can't decide...
 

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m picturing these two delightful brunettes playing out their bisexual curiosities in a non-platonic way by lathering each other with Quaker State and thrusting their pelvises together in grinding saphic lust.

Shit.


Now I can’t stand up.
 

@ol' dirty douchebag....yeah. who's Susan?
 

@ol' dirty lmao no shit i didn't even catch that...unless it's a boy named sue...in which case db1 got some 'splainin to do!!!!
 

The douche is actually gay porn actor Benjamin Bradley. And, yeah, he is a pretty big douche!
 

@crucial

Thanks, pal, now I can't stand up either after reading and picturing that in my Big Head.

Damn you, imagination!!!

Fuck gotta go to Sam's club at lunch time today. Thinking of non-erection inducing things.

Fish-Slap
DJ Blowme vids
MOOBY!~

That's it, I'm good to go.
 

@crucial

Quaker State the oil, or Quaker State the wing sauce? It makes a big difference...
 

@ Mr. White,

I was thinking of the bubblin’ crude… the earth’s piss, if you will.

And I know you will.
 

I bet money on two things about Richie.

A) He's had work done on his face. Guys rarely can pull it off.

B) That guy is such a flamer he locks up the gaydar at 20 paces. His gayness is too strong.

- D. Smurf
 

frat bag with sorority sluts...

...who's up for a panty raid?


& what's up with the 5 subway token earrings?
 

Todd felt a free Indian dinner was the least he could do for Kim and Tina donating their C4 and C5 vertabrae to him for the spine transplant.
 

Kelly & Kimmy sit on inverted chairs

Susan wears the strap on

Richie gets frustrated trying to fuck himself
 

Of the three, Richie's the most likely to be on the other side of the glory hole in the men's room of the club they'll bounce off to after dinner.

Meanwhile, Kimmy and Kelly will have all of their drinks paid for because they'll make out with each other for a bunch of horny douchebags at the bar and might even hand out a couple of phony phone numbers. At the end of the night they'll leave giggling to go have a mostly platonic sleepover at Kimmy's house, but with a little cuddling. Maybe some light petting. And a soft, wet, lingering, meaningful kiss they'll be embarrassed about tomorrow. And I'll be home tonight dreaming about it.

And by dreaming I mean pulling the pickle.
 

yeah i'm with smurf that guy's gayer than a banana tree full of pink parakeets
 

Richie is smiling because Kelly has shoved a napkin up his ass and staunched his bleeding prolapse.

Kimmy loves a good samaritan and hugs up on Kelly.

The cameraman wonders why two hotts choose to hang with a tanorexic douche-mo...???
 

After dinner and a stop at the Patriot Place Baskin Robbin's Cafe 31, they are all going to Richie's poolside condo to watch the presidential debates on his 52' plasma. Because, you know, they're all politically involved.
 

Kimmy is almost as adorable as the Paprika Twins.
 

Did Richie just get a look at the tab?
 

Gotta agree with you folks - "Richie" is most definitely on fire.
 

Agree with poster above that this could definitely be somewhere in Boca Raton.

The hott in the middle is super gorgeous. Damn.

And what's up with the giant mirror furniture that lacks an actual mirror?
 

He makes my gaydar go off, so I'll give him a pass.
 

He lithps and thtammers while hith partner jackhammerth hith cornhole. Yeaaath!!
 

is his face all swollen? nice look. nice shirt. way to look like a fucking turd at someone's wedding. they probably would have preferred rain. or a terrorist attack.
 

Thanks, Mike.

I just had to go and google "Benjamin Bradley."

Uh... you were right.

Gaybag.

Gets a pass.
 

Looks an awful lot like a fucktard I know in Dallas by the name o' Mac. Yeah, gay as a goose, er gander.

They are deliciously female, whatever that means. Take your lick.
 

maybe i missed something. maybe not. can he play keyboard? no? can he not wear a big suit? no? can he not unbutton a small suit and make it look big? diagonals were cool. for a few days. i thought so. i was wrong. tears. mild streams. very mild. i can paddle better than friday.
 

This guy is a BIG gay porn star so it doesn't get more douchey than that ;-)
 

those chicks are smokin!!!