"Blechhh!" Oh sorry, I'll clean that up.

-Ponderonymous
 

if he didnt fold up his arms like hes watching an alien stick their ovapositor downs someones throat then he'd probably be alright. Hell i'd even let him pass if he used thumbs up and a smile to show his approval.
 

"Hoverbags are frequently met with off-screen cries of "Get out of the frame, douche!" and "Move, dumbass!"

So you assume that every picture taken is solely intended for publication on the internet, therefore this guy should have had the foresight to think to himself "hmm, random guys on the internet will be looking to jack off to this picture, I should recuse myself from the frame instead of enjoying this superb cleavage shot?"

So you assume the entire world, including random pictures of strangers, revolves around you and your pictorial preferences. That kinda makes you a douchebag.
 

John Cusac should know better than to cut in on his sisters action... he's Grosse @ point blank
 

during the truth or dare game, sam felt a bit awkward when his fiance jennifer seemed to enjoy making out with suzy far more than she enjoys making out with him.
 

@ "anonymous" (aka sam)

Looks like Sam logged on to HCWDB this lazy sunday morn and found himself front and center..
 

more like the "opportunistic down blouse view" hoverbag variety.
 

He is looking directly at her breasts.

I am not positive he is aware that a picture is being taken at all.
 

Is that Tim Pawlenty??
 

good call. those melons have great potential. shit he could be covering up an instant boner.
 

Q: Why is the girl on the right kissing the girl on the left?

A: It's the only way she can get dudes to pay attention to her chunky ass at parties.

I see through your ruse, Melissa. And I'd still elbow you aside in favor of the more reasonably proportioned Ashley, who is clearly the man in your brief girl-on-girl made for Myspace moment here.


Fuck Bellow.
 

@ anon 10:28

It's just jokes. Douchebag.
 

She kissed a girl and I liked it.
 

He's got nicer legs than the rhino in the middle.

Blue top is my kind of girl -- making out with her friend while touching herself with her left hand.
 

not really sexy. blue top is giving mouth to mouth to a beached whale... he's a marine biologist
 

i too would be a hoverbag in this situation.

horay for girls kissing!
 

Young Sam is hoping for a three way but will settle for staring at ta tas.
 

Haha yahoo scrotius my thoughts exactly upon scrutinising the picture. I wouldn't have thought anyone would have thought the same thing.
 

Young Sam is wondering where Big'n hid the Doritos.
 

I will come out of the closet and admit that in my early college years I was a rampant Hoverbag. Will that confession set me free, DB?

I too would be waiting for baby blue to start pawing at her friend's big chesticles. If these gals are rollin he had better start directing and encouraging the action.

Good stuff on a Sunday morn.
 

this is by far one of the worst pictures you have ever run db1. dude is 100% not douche, and he is not ruining the picture. the sow in the middle with legs like a linebacker is ruining the picture. chick on the left is ok, but is barely showing any skin at all. you should start taking the weekends off buddy. but we still love you.
 

i agree with you on this one bcs, had he done something like stick his face in the middle of the picture then yes a douchebag he would be, but he sits and wonders how far this will go.
 

Buddy wasn't in control of the shutterbug's frame composition, DB1. Shutterbug was in control of the composition. Buddy is clearly nottadouche. In fact, there's nothing in this shot to indicate he wouldn't be a decent guy to go have a beer with. Unassuming, probably reasonably bright, likes mob films, drives a standard.
 

@ anon 10:28

Wash your mouth out with buckshot.

@ douche unto others

You are 100% correct. Well done sir, well done.
 

Given the rampant Fung love, which clearly lacked adequate hoyt, I can't see why this pic wouldn't also be acceptable. Questionable douche status? Possibly, but if db1 can't push the boundaries now and then, we will be no better off than the douches we mock.

Also, big girls need love, too. Sapphic love, perhaps, but love nonetheless. I like me some thunder thighs.
 

well then, give sam a hoverpass. I think a true hoverbag needs to have at least one douche attribute. If you comb the archives, you will see that most hoverbags seal their fate with either a bag hand gesture or by making an obvious effort to intrude into the photo. Sam here deserves a break

by the way, the photographer could have easily cut this guy from the frame
 

But isn't the Hoverbag more of a 'chicken or the egg' issue? Is it not the photographer's fault in a situation like the one in question in this post for not properly framing the shot via moving to his left or zooming in on the fresh hotness?

I see you have the 'notadouche' corollary that usually a hoverbag isn't a douche, but in this case--and with the ample space between middle girl and the dude--I think the photographer gets the blame and the Hoverbag gets a free pass.
 

Dude is hammered.


The girls are doughy....and very hammered.


If they made a samitch with Sam, it would be very dry for lack of meat...unless there was a lot of condiments (re: lube).

And I declare them Hooverhags.
 

Holy cow! Look at the size of those thighs on Stripey Girl!

You could feed a village in Africa for a year with just the left one.

She's gotta be either a lesbian cheerleader or an Irish Catholic potato-fed basketball player.

Nice rack though. I'd motorboat that. Brm-brm-brm-brm-brm....
 

Got to go with a notadouche pass on this one. Sam is in the wrong place at the wrong time, but is in no way in the same category as a Gator or Fung.
 

The Hoverback is clearly a douche. Otherwise, he would have convinced them to remove some clothing.
 

Hey, at least he's watching the Hotts explore their delicious drunken lesbianism instead of flashing douche sign at the camera and yelling HEY BRO CHECK OUT MAH HAIR.

This man knows his priorities. And by priorities I, of course, mean boobies.
 

@anon 10:28am.-go fuck your mother.

now, this asshole is wearing shorts. cargo shorts. not at the beach, not at the pool, just wearing them. some whiny assholes might ask "well, what if they just came from/are headed to the beach/pool?" no. they are clearly not. or "what if it's just really hot?" tough shit. stop dressing like a 5 year old and put some pants on. what are you, part nudist? fuck you. these girls are dressed for a club/party/hangout at a friend's, whatever. and he's wearing fucking shorts. fucking cargo shorts. what, are you in a grunge band? douchebag.
 

I do so like sneaky nipple peeks and large legs like ham.

I do so like them Sam I am.
 

No y'all.

They'd rather kiss each other than talk with the dork on the right.
 

I agree with doucheland uber alles and douche unto others.

Besides, the only thing Large Mouth Bowhead Whale in the center can do for attention besides Eating all the mince pies and Drinking all the flambé, is going Wellesley College on the other girl from Wisconsin.

Sam Nottadouche is pretty much doing what he should for the moment. -Hell we don't even know how ugly the girls are in this pic. If not Wisconsin, they're definitely Ocean City Maryland.
 

hey, there are plenty of hot chicks in WI!

"oh-so-shitty", MD...now that's another story !!!
 

Not hovering, as in inserting himself into the pic. Dude just happens to be there in the frame. You could get a picture like this at any party in America. Are we ALL douchebags?
 

Are you sure that douche isn't Yon Yonson from Wisconsin?

I think the only Sam in the picture might be Ronson, but that's not Lindsay she's with.
 

And it does appear he's covering his johnson.
 

Me likey those legs =]
 

At first immediate glance (or at least in my active imagination - before I focused on the clasped hands), it almost looked like the center girl's right hand was lodged down in the blue-shirt girl's crotch. But it's only her own hand, which is still kind of hot.

And hoverbag is nottadouche. No hat tilts, grotesque tats, hand signals, nothin'. Just enjoying the scene next to him, likely not too aware of the pic being taken.

- Oucheday Agbay
 

@kim kardouchian, 7:32pm: NO WAY! -please to email me some of these Wisconsin hot women pix! Until then, I disbelieve.

Our little Beluga here is clearly the product of both hyper-producing rBST+BGH-doped Dairy Farms and ultra-low-shelf guava-uglifruit cachaça from the garbagecan of punch.

What else could make her Look so Minnesota, while feeling California?

Imagine the sheer Avogadros of inorganic chemicals stored in the petroleum-absorbing polymer of those thighs. -C'mon; whose daddy was a meat burglar, now?!?!

--
Otherwise: OCMD Wondertwin powers Activate!!!
-And by OCMD, I mean closing miles of beaches due to fecal bacteria pollution.
 

Sam saw a possible Lickety-Split
So he lunged to the couch to savor it;
Her cheddar-stump thighs
Were both super-sized
But we all know BCS would still hit it...
 

Ah Sam, wrong place, right time. Enjoy your internet semi douchebaggery fame while it lasts.
 

Sam is no douch, no popped collar even, just a wussy. he looks scared to intervene, just happy with a possible nipple slip. he should be taking big girls hand to hold his johnson. talking of big girl, i would tear that up. it's not the thunder thighs i am worried about, its the horse head, thats a big jawl.
 

that "fat" girl made my dick hard. she's beautiful.
 

Sam IS a douche. Look at those golden brown buttery thighs then look at his disgusting hairy legs. Chubby thighs are great. Guys should never wear shorts unless they're at the beach.
 

He has every right not to be interested... The chick in the middle has more lard on her than a seal during the Arctic winter.
 

I dub the chick in the middle, Ham
 

@wonkydouchey

Nice Soundgarden ref.
 

@darksock lol indeed
 

That cat gots some big ol' shorts. Dammit, I like him. Sitting there, pensive and passive, ensconced in them big ol' shorts, his legs portruding like two hairy pipe cleaners out of a hefty bag.

I like this guy.
 

WonkeyDouche - "bowhead whale", you're right. When you look closer, you can clearly see all the baleen in her throat pouch. But instead of filtering out plankton she uses that baleen to strain out sperm from seminal fluid.

And her legs! They're thick as pilings and twice as strong. Jesus H Christ, if the houses on Galveston Island had pilings like hers, those houses would still be standing. FEMA oughtta contact her.
 

Rick watches in horror as marcy over inflates his sex doll to the point of blowing out a thigh.
 

I will not let him ruin this for me.


Move the comments window and place it right on top of the hoverbag. Now this pic is full of win. Oh how I missed hot chicks making out.
 

Good to see Anthony Clark doing well since Yes, Dear got canceled.
 

Worst. Photo. Ever.

I understand the hoverbag designation in theory, but it's not being applied wisely here. Because one of those girls kissing is gross.
 

For anyone who has seen T&EasGj

This explains of what kind of person this douche is:

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/161351.html
 

you guys don't get it. sam is gay. he's not hiding a boner. he's looking on in horror. it's kind of like the car wreck on the highway. you can't look at it but you can't look away.
 

Those girls are both belugas, poor Sam is not a douchebag but a hottie stuck between the jumping attention whore whales at Seaworld.